ADVERTISEMENT

When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#2

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

angryschnauzer Report

Add photo comments
POST
Caroline Murphy
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#4

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

funnystories Report

Add photo comments
POST
Anna Lourie
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

Wiggity
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And far too many continue to hold those beliefs into adulthood without ever thinking for themselves about why they hold them.

Load More Replies...
Elizabeth Langley
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women shave because razor companies said they needed to because those companies needed to sell more razors. A thought as well-- hair is a secondary sex characteristic, denoting puberty has passed and a woman is sexually maturing. When you insist on hairlessness, you're insisting on a prepubescent state. Think on that.

Enomfon Asuquo
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody is forcing a woman to shave. I do it because I want to not because I feel pressurized by some ad on tv if you don't want to shave then don't period.

Load More Replies...
Sandy Gilliland
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's not supposed to be there then why don't MEN shave their legs?!

trix
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, men usually don't shave their armpits, do they? If it's all about convenience, armpit bush would cause A LOT more scent than leg hair could ever do. When was the last time you've said "ugh I'm so sweaty, my legs stink!"? So, it's optional, not a hygiene issue. For men's eyes and delicate menhoods that can't handle seeing hair on a woman, except on her head. Grow up.

Felicia Dale
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A little girl once said to me, "Girls can't ride motorcycles!" I couldn't believe it as I was sitting on my beautiful, beloved BMW at that very moment. I said, "Well, here I am anyway." She was so confused, poor thing.

Id row
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leave it to a guy to compare body hair on a woman to a tumor.

Carol Emory
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do you pick your nose? Why did God give me fingers that fit up my nostrils? Next question!!

Yeetus Deletus
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait who are you agreeing with?? i'm really stupid and i don't understand things well... please explain :(( lol

Load More Replies...
Lu
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, just wow. That guy needs to go back to primary school.

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents' friends' daughter told me girls aren't supposed to wear pajamas. Junior sexists say the most annoying things.

Anna Mayu
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our body kills millions of tumor cells everyday, but not even one of leg hair cells. So... what? Who was this genius?

Maggie Collins
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a hysterectomy at 34. I took hormones for 19 years. When I stopped taking them I never had to shave again, legs or underarms. No hormones, no hair. Hmmmm? Actually it's no testosterone, no hair growth. Our bodies make both, just a small amount of testosterone. But how nice not to have to shave anymore. Yahoo!

Jahnavi Rekhapalli
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also leg and arm hair helps you retain heat so they're actually useful :)

Flo 4132
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a bit alarmed that a seven-year-old would say that...I mean, what did his parents teach him??

Silverbirb
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leg hair is kinda soft if you let it grow out... Just saying.

Magdalina777
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Coming from a girl who's...not much on legs shaving either - not everything that's natural is beautiful or even not ugly ;P That's why I prefer jeans to skirts. Well one of the many reasons

James Gordon
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Funny thing is feminists love to grow body hair. And feminism is cancer

Keuthonymos
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Congratulations, you outsmarted a seven year old with a strawman!

James Gordon
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Funny thing is feminists like to grow body hair. Joke is feminism is cancer

Joao Paulo
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

He did not compare leg hair to cancer. He just invalidated her argument.

Grumpy
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...by comparing leg hair to cancer. You just invalidated your own argument.

Load More Replies...
Hans
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Logical fallacies on both sides. Following both arguments, we should stop cutting our head hair, don't shower etc.

Full Name
Community Member
6 years ago (edited)

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I'm sure the "tumor grow" line is supposed to make the reader roll their eyes, but it's an absolutely valid point in this case. The logic checks out.

Load More Replies...
View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#6

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

dckpcs Report

Add photo comments
POST
Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#7

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

ariaste Report

Add photo comments
POST
Elizabeth
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
#10

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

ellenhas-a-blog Report

Add photo comments
POST
Tarmin Slingerfinger
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#11

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

buginateacup Report

Add photo comments
POST
Person2638
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#17

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

pocketcucco Report

Add photo comments
POST
Night Owl
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#19

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

alphabitches Report

Add photo comments
POST
Nina S
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#20

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

ilovenerdyjokes Report

Add photo comments
POST
diane a
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#22

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

madlori Report

Add photo comments
POST
Ozacoter
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#23

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

feminismfunny Report

Add photo comments
POST
Erin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#24

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

heart Report

Add photo comments
POST
Rose the Cook
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#25

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

zilverdex Report

Add photo comments
POST
Erin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#26

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

captainmjolnir Report

Add photo comments
POST
Janine B.
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#33

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

jentuu Report

Add photo comments
POST
Bumble
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#34

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

heart Report

Add photo comments
POST
r3dd3v1lL
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#35

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

marzipanandminutiae Report

Add photo comments
POST
Person2638
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#36

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

evemarieoftheearth Report

Add photo comments
POST
nanashi
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

View more commentsArrow down menu
#37

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

library-mermaid Report

Add photo comments
POST
Laugh Fan
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#45

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

saynotodrugssayyestopenguin-blog Report

Add photo comments
POST
The Girl on Fire
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#47

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

sweaterpawssss Report

Add photo comments
POST
Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#48

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

tomche Report

Add photo comments
POST
Daria B
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#50

Funny Women Tumblr Posts

dwarfvania Report

Add photo comments
POST
Random Panda
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu