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Here's one dedicated for all you ladies out there. Although, to be honest, this very relatable post is for anybody with a sense of humor. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below features various funny sayings that you'll only hear from women (or perhaps men too. Who knows). Some of them are universal truths. Some might be false. Some might even be equal to funny stereotypes. But all of them are funny. So whether you're a man or a woman, married or divorced, dating or single, young or old, chances are that you'll all find some everyday problem to laugh about in the collection below. Don't forget to tell us what you think about these good-humored women stereotypes and add the ones that we've left behind!
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Benjamin Wilson 9 years ago
why would you have to wear a bra at home around teenage sons?
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Christine Doidge 9 years ago
As a young girl I couldn't wait to grow a bust and to wear a Bra. Now I wish I didn't have to wear one at all. First thing off when through my door, shoes, bra, earrings, watch, etc. on goes a loose shift. Sigh XXX
Rona Hansen 9 years ago
Wish they were never invented men dont have ball bags to hold there's up
Joan Fellows 9 years ago
I only put on a bra when I walk the dog. He even knows when I get it out its time to go out
Naima Ivansdóttir 9 years ago
unless you have huge boobs and it doesn't matter how much you long to take your bra off when you get home, you know you can't 'cause it's going to be muuuuch more uncomfortable to go less than to keep it on.
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Yuval Aloni 9 years ago
That's how mine is like. Also my browser is like that. Also, I'm a man.
Kathy Black 9 years ago
Guilty as charged. All. The. Time. And "Multitasking" is a new concept. Bah!
Bluby Fisher 9 years ago
geez... how do you get any thing done. i can barely do my work with two tabs open. well... that is usually a work and bored panda
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Intensive Panda 9 years ago
not only women can relate to it, I also doubt my sanity when I look at girls I used to have feelings for
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
BAHAHAHA! Now I'm thinking of the most recent person that I dated thinking "sheesh, was I actually insane at the time of dating this muppet?"
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Kathy Black 9 years ago
It's the "Setting myself up to Fail syndrome, part 1". And a hand-held basket is just buying into the myth. I need the whole Full Frontal holds 5 kids and a side of beef cart, and Then I just get a loaf of bread.
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Kalikima 9 years ago
Everyday I want to... Took forever to grow out (reaches my bra clasp in the back) and I constantly get annoyed or over heated and if I can't put it up immediately, I start imaging taking the scissors and somehow cut it off into a perfect messy bob (without a mirror, just like they show in movies) even though I can't achieve that look after a stylist cuts it... Lol but then I find a hair tie or a long pen, and put it up and the crisis is averted.. My best friend is taking bets on how long into my pregnancy before I snap and cut it off... (I've made it 9 weeks so far!)
Kathy Black 9 years ago
The one mitigating factor: Hot flashes and Menopause. I went from getting my long hair stuck in the car door to an almost buzz cut and I feel Free!! Yippee!!
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Naima Ivansdóttir 9 years ago
it's my restaurant shoes! and theatre shoes. several pair for each occasion though.
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
Every. Damn. Time. I could be planning it 6 months from now... and it never fails.
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Christine Yee 9 years ago
I remember those days and am so happy I have moved on to another stage beyond this
Louise Lefebvre 9 years ago
I don't have to worry about that anymore. Ha,ha. Just the hot flashes now.
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Liz Miller 9 years ago
After 1 hour I'm already like "ok, I get it, I've earned my not-pregnant badge this month, not cut the cra(m)p!!"
Kathy Black 9 years ago
It's hard to imagine for most of you, but be glad you never knew life before Advil.
Kathy Brown 9 years ago
Oh, true, so true! Before Ibuprofen, throwing-up sick worst flu feeling every 21 days. I'd eventually pass out from the pain. Ibuprofen (only by prescription back then) was akin to codeine or hydrocodone. It was literally a life changer.
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
HAHAHAHA story of my life :( Lucky for me, I hang around some pretty cool rockstars ;)
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Colin Soder 9 years ago
This should be broadcasted on TV, radio, and the internet as an emergency alert every day on the hour to all men.
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Cynthia Spencer 9 years ago
You know some man had to invent them! They feel like a horses harness!
Sally Buskey 9 years ago
Boy this is one for the books, besides my bra my shoes are next....actually shoes first then bra.....
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Seamus Moore 9 years ago
I fear this comment will be better then the new Ghostbusters movie.....
anastasya romanova 9 years ago
well luckily for you, your fear hasn't come true.
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Louise Lefebvre 9 years ago
We all look good because in my mind everyone is beautiful in their own way.
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Debra Tribby LHeureux 9 years ago
I did night gown no panties in a long coat and boots in a blizzard then got pulled over by a police officer who requested I exit the vehicle.
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May of the Mountains 9 years ago
This is kinda enforcing gender stereotypes.... Not all women are crazy about shoes.
Barbara Jones 9 years ago
Agreed. I personally need more room for comic book t-shirts.
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Linea Churchill 9 years ago
Wine is right. No I'm not over him. It doesn't help just makes you sleepy and wish he was here.
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Kathy Black 9 years ago
That's the book that starts with "It was a dark and stormy night" right?
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Veronica Vatter 9 years ago
Yup, f**k this s**t I'm flying G outta here. Bye Felicia!!
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Bluby Fisher 9 years ago
a successful man is one that has money to buy all of his wife's clothing and shoes. and successful women is one that can find such a man. -the internet
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Liz Miller 9 years ago
Only reason I dont laugh during yoga is because I'm trying not to fart, and laughing whilst being bend over in a triple downward dog salutation will definitely have that result
lemsip 9 years ago
I was in a yoga class when a trio of girls turned up and giggled all the way through out of self consciousness. It was obvious they were only there as yoga had been trendy at the time, before Zumba became the next craze, and felt self conscious about it. One of them carried on laughing to gain attention and would be looking around her to make sure of it. The teacher didn't mind but when I grunted out of genuine pain she did.
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Liz Miller 9 years ago
Not to mention the burn of your thighs rubbing together when you're wearing a cute summer dress ????
Victoria Rey Piuma 9 years ago
What I do is: buy big band aids (sized large enough to cover the chafing area) in you skint one color. Most brands have a slightly different color from each other. And put one on each thigh. No chafing and super comfortable. And, no offense, but I dont like thigh gaps (personally)
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