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Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.

With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?

Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.

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    Anna Thouvenin
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.

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    Vlad Horobet
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart a*s people write "twice a day"...

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    CelSlade
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! I much prefer the ones where the girls beat them down with intelligence rather than playing dumb.

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    Lara B.
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth do people on tinder think, that this is a good line to start a conversation?

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    Nicki Lang
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of kaomoji that are dedicated to d**k-cutting is both astonishing and wonderful.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 years old? I wonder how much money he has while still being illegal for sex.

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    Arielle PW
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to ask why he's wearing my clothes now.. I just washed them, jerk.

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    Nini
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather be 390 000 000 kilometers away from whoever wants me to sit on their face 😑😑😑

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagined that last comment in Simon Cowell's voice and his rolling eyes expression

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    Santino Aznar
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT???? THAT iS JUsT SOoO DUMB!!! WHYY!??!!? CAn'T YOU AT LEAST START A CONVERSaTiON WITH A GREETING!?!? OR IS THAT THE NEW FoRM OF GREETING THESE DAYS!?!?

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately no, it wouldn't lower his testosterone levels and make him less of a d**k, but he would HAVE less of a d**k!

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    Lisa Atchley
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this is the first one that made me burst out laughing...glad I made it to the way, way back of this post.

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    Zenozenobee
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he waited until his second line! Some do not seems that chivalrous

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    Christian Sunde
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure how this is sexting. wildest desire could be anything from bungee jumping to travel the world, or swim with dolphins, and much more.

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    Lara B.
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First i was really annoyed that someone blackened the most interesting part and i couldn't figure out, what she was telling him. Then I realised I a kinda slow today and of course it is a spoiler...

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very clever how the third line was 'are you a girl?' An advanced level of logical thinking.

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does getting turned down in a very non-insulting way nearly ALWAYS end with "You're a b***h"?

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    Santino Aznar
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these people expect to get anywhere with such forward and unintelligent remarks?

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    Tanya Kysel'ova
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is soo irritating to hear of wet staff in between the talk of long working day when u r heck soo tired and let it know to a person. really. he tried to be nice but at once like "I am nice! Pay me off! Get wet for me!". If he were cleverer, he would understand that she didn't like him from the beginning, for a woman never replies like that to a person she likes. In this case we see why)

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered where the logic of slang such as "horny" originated from. It just seems to have no connection or relevance.

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    Adriana E. Henricy
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that question makes so little sense. Like, is there a guide for it? LEVEL 1: kissing, LEVEL 2: missionary, etc etc???

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While his requirement isn't unreasonable, being clean can't be the only reason to love to be her boyfriend. And what has he even said about himself and what he brings to the table? It's not often I hear someone say "riddled with". I love it.

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest part of this for me is that it looks like he already has a girlfriend in his picture.

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    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had the Chipotle first, it would certainly make things more interesting, lol.

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    Santino Aznar
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, whyyyyyy. That's just sooo stupid. Talking like that and if she doesn't respond the way you want her to, you say something insulting.

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    Joseph Bills
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come one, this one was actually kinda clever, not overtly creepy, and self-aware at how terrible most pick up lines are.

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    Emma Holt
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would be so much better if she had ended it with his name. "Because it's the truth Brian"

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    Santino Aznar
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people talk like this? It doesn't sound cool, isn't correct, and isn't even hot. Why? Baby is not a word to end all sentences with!

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What lies do they teach you boys when they separate the boys from the girls to go have their different health classes? Most of us of the female persuasion don't care that much about size. It's the skills that pay the bills.

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word cleavage made me think that the word cleave is a contronym that means to separate and to put together. Yeah, just going off on weird tangents like some of these smart girls.

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    Lianita Tugotone
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey don't judge the guy, it is not his fault. His parents are obviously siblings.

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    Mark Dickinson
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister once had a creep like this on her Tinder. She asked for him to send her a pic. He did. She replied "Here's a picture of a Boob" and sent his picture back to him.

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as she's not eating Doritos in bed. All that powder and crumbs would be a nightmare. Other than that, her priorities are spot on.

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if they were equally epic like pictures of kittens playing table tennis????

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the fluff is with the rabbit emoji? Am I missing something?

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    Claire Cover
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have him buy you a bra then dump him cause bras are flipping expensive!

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say a working woman IS super sexy but then I thought, why is she making personal texts on company time?

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