That's mean! Which I love.

Hahaha!!! So hard :D

Damn, that was a sick burn. This needs more upvotes =D

Ouch.

That's gotta hurt...

Good plan

a hairless pussy. Way to go.

Pretty much

And the 10 points go to the lady!

Ha ha, a solid advice!

This one is quite clever

Go Asians!

I like that one.

Solid. Burn.

I definitely need to memorise that!

How mean, why wouldn't he let her kill him for his money?

I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.

Bad luck, dude. ;)

Short and simple yet perfect reply.

I kinda expected picture of an a*s the animal. But this beats it. xD

Yup, i'd also go with ceo.

As you wish...

Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.

Obviously he does not.

Haha, guest kitchen. Good reflexes :D

i have NEVER laughed this hard or long at any post. omfg i am crying!

That's so weird o.O

Can't stop laughing this is awesome!

I’m dead laughing tn

This is a weirdoo, alright. How many kitchens does one need?

FANTATIC!!!!

O.M.G!!! Can't....breathe......

This is legendary.

Indeed.

Lmaaaaaaaoooooo

Apply cold water to the burnt area...

This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart a*s people write "twice a day"...

Taking roleplay to a whole new level 💕

I love this! I much prefer the ones where the girls beat them down with intelligence rather than playing dumb.

At least he admitted the defeat ;)

I can hear scooby doo laughing at this one xD

Well that escalated quickly.

You're ducked!

What on earth do people on tinder think, that this is a good line to start a conversation?

God I love the Japanese keyboard (￣∀￣)

LMAO!!!!

That's the most awkward pick up line I have ever come across

T.j. Is quite the charmer, huh! Who would hook up with this moron?

Oo yes!

His English is appalling. A mistake in every sentence.

*facepalm*

Eeeh!?!?!?! What is that? That was an absolute pain to read!

needs more upvotes XD

I shall have nightmares about this later

The roast is real, people

I just fell in love.

He must have extra bones in his head coz bonehead