Join the Fun!

#2

Why Would I Do That

Final score:

434points

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Sonja Götten 7 years ago

Hahaha!!! So hard :D

114points

#3

Have A Good Day

Final score:

416points

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Imman Khan 7 years ago

Damn, that was a sick burn. This needs more upvotes =D

157points

#4

Where Do You Want It?

Final score:

415points

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Lara B. 7 years ago

Ouch.

123points

#5

Thanks, But No

Final score:

395points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

That's gotta hurt...

117points

#6

Plot Interpretations

Final score:

394points

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Natasha L 7 years ago

Good plan

101points

#7

Here Are Your Nudes

Final score:

381points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

a hairless pussy. Way to go.

239points

#8

Complain

Final score:

360points

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Erin Hill 7 years ago (edited)

Pretty much

111points

#9

Hi, Trumpet

Final score:

350points

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Monika Przymuszala 7 years ago

And the 10 points go to the lady!

140points

#10

Practical Comeback

Final score:

335points

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Zori the degu 7 years ago

Ha ha, a solid advice!

76points

#11

Literally

Final score:

294points

POST

Erin Hill 7 years ago

This one is quite clever

82points

#12

Lame Pickup Lines

Final score:

287points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Go Asians!

131points

#13

Don't Flatter Yourself

Final score:

286points

POST

Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago

I like that one.

99points

#14

Just Found It

Final score:

285points

POST

Lillian Chesak 7 years ago

Solid. Burn.

86points

#15

The Moon

Final score:

283points

POST

Lara B. 7 years ago

I definitely need to memorise that!

93points

#16

Funny Comebacks

Final score:

272points

POST

EvieNiffler 7 years ago

How mean, why wouldn't he let her kill him for his money?

65points

#17

Revealing Enough?

Final score:

271points

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Anna Thouvenin 7 years ago

I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.

115points

#18

Did You Fall From Heaven?

Final score:

257points

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Zori the degu 7 years ago

Bad luck, dude. ;)

64points

#19

Just No

Final score:

249points

POST

Zori the degu 7 years ago

Short and simple yet perfect reply.

90points

#20

Bamboozled

Final score:

241points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

I kinda expected picture of an a*s the animal. But this beats it. xD

108points

#21

Fav Position

Final score:

222points

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Vlad Horobet 7 years ago

Yup, i'd also go with ceo.

82points

#22

I Told You It's Dark

Final score:

221points

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Lara B. 7 years ago

As you wish...

76points

#23

Ok Cool

Final score:

220points

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Master Markus 7 years ago

Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.

136points

#24

Do You Know What It Is?

Final score:

217points

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Lara B. 7 years ago

Obviously he does not.

142points

#25

Why Are We In The Kitchen

Final score:

216points

POST

Bender 7 years ago

Haha, guest kitchen. Good reflexes :D

87points

#26

Sea Of D*cks

Final score:

214points

POST

Erin Hill 7 years ago

This is legendary.

119points

#27

Burn

Final score:

206points

POST

Zori the degu 7 years ago

Indeed.

60points

#28

Funny Comebacks

Final score:

188points

POST

Santino Aznar 7 years ago

Lmaaaaaaaoooooo

66points

#29

A Good Looking Couple

Final score:

186points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Apply cold water to the burnt area...

99points

#30

A Proper Answer

Final score:

182points

POST

Vlad Horobet 7 years ago

This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart a*s people write "twice a day"...

55points

#31

Amnesia

Final score:

182points

POST

Nini 7 years ago

Taking roleplay to a whole new level 💕

131points

#32

Pythagoras's Theorem

Final score:

180points

POST

CelSlade 7 years ago

I love this! I much prefer the ones where the girls beat them down with intelligence rather than playing dumb.

123points

#33

You've Deflated My Ego

Final score:

179points

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Monika Przymuszala 7 years ago

At least he admitted the defeat ;)

169points

#34

I Bet

Final score:

178points

POST

Vlad Horobet 7 years ago

I can hear scooby doo laughing at this one xD

94points

#35

Getting My Sleep

Final score:

176points

POST

Lara B. 7 years ago

Well that escalated quickly.

105points

#36

Duck!

Final score:

176points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

You're ducked!

84points

#37

Savage Comebacks

Final score:

172points

POST

Lara B. 7 years ago

What on earth do people on tinder think, that this is a good line to start a conversation?

118points

#38

Nope, Thanks

Final score:

167points

POST

Phil The Computer 7 years ago

God I love the Japanese keyboard (￣∀￣)

64points

#39

Important Things

Final score:

167points

POST

Mark Dickinson 7 years ago

LMAO!!!!

51points

#40

Stick To Your Mum

Final score:

157points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

That's the most awkward pick up line I have ever come across

142points

#41

Taking Souls

Final score:

153points

POST

Friedlander Rosenzweig 7 years ago

T.j. Is quite the charmer, huh! Who would hook up with this moron?

51points

#42

Savage Comeback

Final score:

149points

POST

Natasha L 7 years ago

Oo yes!

86points

#43

You're*

Final score:

147points

POST

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago

His English is appalling. A mistake in every sentence.

104points

#44

Proper Grammar

Final score:

145points

POST

Ash 7 years ago

*facepalm*

137points

#45

Lacks Dolphins

Final score:

144points

POST

Santino Aznar 7 years ago

Eeeh!?!?!?! What is that? That was an absolute pain to read!

106points

#46

Nice Observation

Final score:

141points

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CelSlade 7 years ago

needs more upvotes XD

78points

#47

Enough Said

Final score:

140points

POST

Erin Hill 7 years ago

I shall have nightmares about this later

72points

#48

Favorite Jokes

Final score:

137points

POST

Lillian Chesak 7 years ago

The roast is real, people

71points

#49

Mated To Zaltxabar

Final score:

132points

POST

Nini 7 years ago

I just fell in love.

92points

#50

How Many Bones?

Final score:

132points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

He must have extra bones in his head coz bonehead

123points

#51

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

122points

POST

stella 7 years ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHA....I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! !!

63points

#52

Thoughts On Cannibalism

Final score:

121points

POST

Vlad Horobet 7 years ago

Hannibal goes on tinder.

89points

#53

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

119points

POST

Santino Aznar 7 years ago

LMAAAO!! I NEED THIS LINE!!!!

67points

#54

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

115points

POST

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago

15 years old? I wonder how much money he has while still being illegal for sex.

79points

#55

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

112points

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Arielle PW 7 years ago

I'd have to ask why he's wearing my clothes now.. I just washed them, jerk.

66points

#56

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

111points

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Nini 7 years ago

I'd rather be 390 000 000 kilometers away from whoever wants me to sit on their face 😑😑😑

53points

#57

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

107points

POST

Vlad Horobet 7 years ago

" Ha! I knew you took showers naked! You s**t! " xD

121points

#58

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

105points

POST

Lara B. 7 years ago

Nice rhyme there, Lady.

47points

#59

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

102points

POST

Lillian Chesak 7 years ago

This man needs ice for his burn

45points

#60

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

101points

POST

Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 7 years ago

Proving one night of sex can haunt you for the next 18yrs!

48points

#61

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

97points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

I imagined that last comment in Simon Cowell's voice and his rolling eyes expression

54points

#62

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

96points

POST

David Núñez 7 years ago

right in da heart

39points

#63

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

96points

POST

Santino Aznar 7 years ago

WHAT???? THAT iS JUsT SOoO DUMB!!! WHYY!??!!? CAn'T YOU AT LEAST START A CONVERSaTiON WITH A GREETING!?!? OR IS THAT THE NEW FoRM OF GREETING THESE DAYS!?!?

58points

#64

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

94points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

That was a really good one!! xD

62points

#65

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

93points

POST

Mr. Toothless 7 years ago

FEEEEEL DA BUUUUUURN!!

34points

#66

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

90points

POST

Master Markus 7 years ago

Unfortunately no, it wouldn't lower his testosterone levels and make him less of a d**k, but he would HAVE less of a d**k!

48points

#67

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

90points

POST

Adriana E. Henricy 7 years ago

GOLD

35points

#68

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

89points

POST

Roisin Carey 7 years ago

If you have to keep asking...

36points

#69

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

88points

POST

Phil The Computer 7 years ago

Pangolins have boobs?

73points

#70

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

86points

POST

Nini 7 years ago

Poetry (灬ºωº灬)♡

44points

#71

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

84points

POST

Erin Hill 7 years ago

DAMN

29points

#72

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

84points

POST

Beater Medina 7 years ago

Clever, oh so clever!

46points

#73

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

81points

POST

Friedlander Rosenzweig 7 years ago

Straight and to the point... 🔥!

36points

#74

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

80points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

I just love when people throw out feeble insults that burn themselves too.

42points

#75

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

79points

POST

Lisa Atchley 7 years ago

Actually, this is the first one that made me burst out laughing...glad I made it to the way, way back of this post.

44points

#76

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

79points

POST

Zenozenobee 7 years ago

Hey, he waited until his second line! Some do not seems that chivalrous

30points

#77

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

79points

POST

CelSlade 7 years ago

I've seen this before, but it is a classic :P

44points

#78

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

77points

POST

Christian Sunde 7 years ago

not sure how this is sexting. wildest desire could be anything from bungee jumping to travel the world, or swim with dolphins, and much more.

24points

#79

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

77points

POST

tara skogly 7 years ago

Give that girl a medal!

40points

#80

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

76points

POST

Lara B. 7 years ago

First i was really annoyed that someone blackened the most interesting part and i couldn't figure out, what she was telling him. Then I realised I a kinda slow today and of course it is a spoiler...

96points

#81

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

75points

POST

Mark Evans 7 years ago

Is this how it's done in England?

24points

#82

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

74points

POST

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago

Very clever how the third line was 'are you a girl?' An advanced level of logical thinking.

58points

#83

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

74points

POST

Beater Medina 7 years ago

Applause!!!

27points

#84

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

73points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

Why does getting turned down in a very non-insulting way nearly ALWAYS end with "You're a b***h"?

62points

#85

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

71points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

Psh, that gives him too much credit. Let's go with a small caliber pistol.

43points

#86

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

68points

POST

Santino Aznar 7 years ago

Do these people expect to get anywhere with such forward and unintelligent remarks?

70points

#87

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

67points

POST

Emma Holt 7 years ago

That guy 100% noped out instantly

35points

#88

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

66points

POST

Vlad Horobet 7 years ago

In case he wanted a wet pussy...

53points

#89

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

65points

POST

Beater Medina 7 years ago

This one made me laugh and dance all in one ahahahaha

49points

#90

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

65points

POST

MistyCat 3 years ago

DOGGY!!!

5points

#91

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

65points

POST

Santino Aznar 7 years ago

Hey, why is being trans a bad thing now?

50points

#92

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

65points

POST

Tanya Kysel'ova 7 years ago

this is soo irritating to hear of wet staff in between the talk of long working day when u r heck soo tired and let it know to a person. really. he tried to be nice but at once like "I am nice! Pay me off! Get wet for me!". If he were cleverer, he would understand that she didn't like him from the beginning, for a woman never replies like that to a person she likes. In this case we see why)

1point

#93

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

62points

POST

Schrödinger's Dog 5 years ago

<3 this

16points

#94

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

61points

POST

Elizabeth Molloy 7 years ago

And in the pic he's holding his kid! WTF?

1point

#95

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

60points

POST

Mama Panda 7 years ago

who is teaching these young men that these lines work?

26points

#96

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

57points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

I always wondered where the logic of slang such as "horny" originated from. It just seems to have no connection or relevance.

31points

#97

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

57points

POST

Pat 7 years ago

I can buy good eyeshadow for a lot less than $60.

13points

#98

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

51points

POST

Ivan Šahh 7 years ago

wow!

38points

#99

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

50points

POST

Adriana E. Henricy 7 years ago

that question makes so little sense. Like, is there a guide for it? LEVEL 1: kissing, LEVEL 2: missionary, etc etc???

30points

#100

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

49points

POST

Nini 7 years ago

FREEDOM ! (≧∇≦)/

24points

#101

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

49points

POST

Mark Dickinson 7 years ago

beware of sharp objects and back away slowly

21points

#102

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

49points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

While his requirement isn't unreasonable, being clean can't be the only reason to love to be her boyfriend. And what has he even said about himself and what he brings to the table? It's not often I hear someone say "riddled with". I love it.

23points

#103

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

48points

POST

Adriana E. Henricy 7 years ago

that fetish is disturbing

36points

#104

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

48points

POST

Roisin Carey 7 years ago

Loving this spelling error!

29points

#105

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

47points

POST

Santino Aznar 7 years ago

DOLPHINS 4 LIEF

24points

#106

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

46points

POST

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago

Jesus is always a guaranteed way to stop a sex chat.

67points

#107

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

46points

POST

Donna O 7 years ago

Ah this is so me!

16points

#108

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

45points

POST

Leni 7 years ago

at least he gets the message.

43points

#109

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

45points

POST

Vlad Horobet 7 years ago

Row row row your boat down into the stream...

15points

#110

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

44points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

The saddest part of this for me is that it looks like he already has a girlfriend in his picture.

30points

#111

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

43points

POST

Silent Skeleton 7 years ago

Yo i'll play pokemon with you haha

20points

#112

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

43points

POST

#113

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

42points

POST

Master Markus 7 years ago

18 months to 10 years of jail time.

49points

#114

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

40points

POST

Kookie Clown4ever 7 years ago

Badumtssss

23points

#115

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

39points

POST

Mr. Toothless 7 years ago

that escalated quickly...

13points

#116

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

39points

POST

Lily Dennard 5 years ago

SaAaAaAaAaAaAmE

9points

#117

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

39points

POST

M O'Connell 7 years ago

If you had the Chipotle first, it would certainly make things more interesting, lol.

26points

#118

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

37points

POST

Santino Aznar 7 years ago

Damn, whyyyyyy. That's just sooo stupid. Talking like that and if she doesn't respond the way you want her to, you say something insulting.

60points

#119

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

37points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

That might be the smokey pallet too. Smokin.

20points

#120

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

35points

POST

Joseph Bills 6 years ago

Oh come one, this one was actually kinda clever, not overtly creepy, and self-aware at how terrible most pick up lines are.

5points

#121

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

34points

POST

Laura Sherman 7 years ago

Bet he's not horny now!

14points

#122

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

33points

POST

What_the_actual_sloth? 1 year ago

haha this is GOLD

2points

#123

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

32points

POST

Emma Holt 7 years ago

this would be so much better if she had ended it with his name. "Because it's the truth Brian"

17points

#124

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

31points

POST

What_the_actual_sloth? 1 year ago (edited)

And me, for having to read this 😢

2points

#125

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

31points

POST

Santino Aznar 7 years ago

Why do people talk like this? It doesn't sound cool, isn't correct, and isn't even hot. Why? Baby is not a word to end all sentences with!

45points

#126

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

29points

POST

Daniëlle Bakker 7 years ago

Anime.

13points

#127

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

29points

POST

Melanie Kunzer 7 years ago

3/10, should have given him a D-

21points

#128

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

29points

POST

Silent Skeleton 7 years ago

pizza rolls are much better

22points

#129

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

27points

POST

#130

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

26points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

What lies do they teach you boys when they separate the boys from the girls to go have their different health classes? Most of us of the female persuasion don't care that much about size. It's the skills that pay the bills.

22points

#131

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

26points

POST

Belle_Panda 6 years ago

lol

6points

#132

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

26points

POST

What_the_actual_sloth? 1 year ago

Dayum what a model

4points

#133

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

26points

POST

Mark Dickinson 7 years ago

careful what you wish for dude LOL

15points

#134

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

26points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

The word cleavage made me think that the word cleave is a contronym that means to separate and to put together. Yeah, just going off on weird tangents like some of these smart girls.

17points

#135

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

26points

POST

Lianita Tugotone 7 years ago

Hey don't judge the guy, it is not his fault. His parents are obviously siblings.

44points

#136

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

26points

POST

Danny Root 7 years ago

Lumberg.

11points

#137

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

24points

POST

Trish Ferguson 2 years ago

I hope only two kernels? LmAo

2points

#138

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

23points

POST

Willie D'Kay 7 years ago

I see the bee cup but where's the tits?

16points

#139

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

22points

POST

Lily Dennard 5 years ago

honestly me 24/7

4points

#140

Funny Women Comebacks

Final score:

22points

POST

Mark Dickinson 7 years ago

My sister once had a creep like this on her Tinder. She asked for him to send her a pic. He did. She replied "Here's a picture of a Boob" and sent his picture back to him.

22points