Relationship goals: Synchronized pooping!

I want some of what that dogs had.

Cute! Happy vasectomy and happy shagging!

I thought it is only me who does this. 😀

KEEP.THE.DOG

I think he’s over it. 😂

The kitty is so attractive

I only have 2 drape over me at night and I assure you.. it's only the cats who actually sleep.

The kid’s been cleared of any wrongdoing but sir we’ll have to arrest the lady! Look at that adorable guilty face!!

Next time just wear the brown pants.

Renew those vows, pronto.

Priorities

I want to be her friend.

The doodle lol

Wow how did she make the teeth? I want to make these, they look amazing.

This is a great cake, beautifully made and funny to boot

Sooo cute 🥰

Ah the morning after heart-attack, just before you remember. We've all been there.

I found it a bit of a red flag in hindsight when my MIL kept referring to one of hubby's exes as "she was amazing, she was just like me'.

OMG now I want one too!!! (I’m a medical intern)

Does your wife know you have a GF?

Wife's a keeper! The hairdo is on point!

"Come to bed...no, keep the costume on."

I like your wife! 😂👍

I scuba dive. I love taking straight on shots if fish. I wish I could show them and get their reactions.

Poor spider :(

Damn. My partner last told me I was attractive about 30 years ago. FR.

Should add tiny piece of paper below the print saying, "Damn near killed him!"

brings home ,bread, chees, milk, ... hmmm think I forgot somthing

Well, you see something's getting done...

Seems sus.

I like how it gets more aggressive as the day goes on

Did Elon Musk design it?

“All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.”

Have you ever given her reason to think otherwise?

This is not how you usually sell cars in Poland.

I don't buy the plastic skeletons at the store as they hurt the environment. I go for the organic route instead.

If you wanted something different do it your darned self!

Those are some well made cookies. I wonder if the bakers get so many orders of these ones that they’ve got it down to a science now

I would eat the flowers too.

I thought they were used condoms at first look

Very April Ludgate-Dwyer

Then propose to him!

Need banana, not orange.

That is just sad

He gets a wife with a great sense of humor and all she gets is an ungrateful husband. Let him live in uncomfortable drawers every day for a year and see if he can be as lighthearted.

I LOVE THIS

I'm up for it! *grabs the watering can and the pickaxe* Penny will stay with our son, Jade. (Our daughter will be named Amethyst)

I need these friends 😭

When she's not at the dentist, is she like that, just with her mouth closed?

Or, how to cook a happy potato by starlight.