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#2

Wife Sent This After Picking Up Our Dog After Surgery Today. Says He's "Still Under The Influence"

Final score:

371points

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 9 months ago

I want some of what that dogs had.

124points

#3

I Made My Husband A Vasectomy Cake. It’s A Lemon Cake With Swiss Meringue Buttercream

Final score:

306points

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cerinamroth 9 months ago

Cute! Happy vasectomy and happy shagging!

77points

While it’s not exactly surprising, humor is often overlooked as a vital component of any happy relationship. Research into the subject confirms that being funny isn’t just a core component of attracting a mate (without which many stand-up comedians would have to give up all hope), it is also important to maintaining a healthy, long-term relationship.

The simple explanation is that if you laugh at your partner's jokes, chances are you find it easy to communicate with them. It’s not rocket science to make the connection between solid, honest communication and a relationship that lasts.

#4

I’m So Happy I Didn’t Break Them

Final score:

306points

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M S 9 months ago

I thought it is only me who does this. 😀

42points

#5

We Cannot Keep Any More Dogs, So I Told My Wife Not To Get Attached While We Foster. I've Been Calling Him "Inmate #003". Today, She Bought Him This Outfit

Final score:

292points

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Amalie Jaye 9 months ago

KEEP.THE.DOG

196points

#6

I'm Pretty Sure My Girlfriend's Favorite Hobby Is Getting My Dog To Pose Using My Computer

Final score:

278points

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Uncanny 9 months ago

I think he’s over it. 😂

152points

Indeed, other studies have found that there is a pretty strong correlation between the frequency and intensity of one’s laughter from a loved one’s jokes and overall satisfaction in the relationship. So, if you truly are funny enough, you might be able to joke-brute force your way out of a failing marriage. Ironically, this might mean that married comedians must be funnier than divorced ones.

#7

Girlfriend Said It Was Therapeutic Working At The Humane Society

Final score:

273points

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seana lammers 9 months ago

The kitty is so attractive

61points

#8

How My Girlfriend Sleeps

Final score:

268points

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Jenn White 9 months ago

I only have 2 drape over me at night and I assure you.. it's only the cats who actually sleep.

81points

#9

My Wife Doesn't Want Me Snacking Late At Night, But Here Are These Two Goons Caught Red-Handed Eating My Noodles Behind My Back

Took this picture as evidence right before I called the police. I hope they have chopsticks in JAIL.

Rpark888 Report

Final score:

265points

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Tempest 9 months ago

The kid’s been cleared of any wrongdoing but sir we’ll have to arrest the lady! Look at that adorable guilty face!!

102points

Similarly, while it’s best if a joke comes from one of the partners, laughing together already comes with a number of benefits. Like any shared experience, it builds solidarity and camaraderie. Laughter, unlike traumatic events, is also generally an indicator of a good time with few (if any) negative side effects, except perhaps a shortness of breath.

#10

My Wife Put These Halloween Decorations Behind A Door In Our Basement, Now I Need New Underwear

Final score:

264points

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Raymond Smith 9 months ago

Next time just wear the brown pants.

66points

#11

The Get-Well Basket My Wife Made Me For My Vasectomy Today

Final score:

260points

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KatSaidWhat 9 months ago

Renew those vows, pronto.

107points

#12

She's A Keeper

Final score:

259points

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Tempest 9 months ago

Priorities

124points

That being said, humor tends to help a relationship where both parties see it as humor, but there are some nuances. For example, self-deprecating humor or making fun of someone, apparently, does not have as positive of an effect on one's partner, unless they very specifically prefer these sorts of jokes.

#13

My Wife's Sense Of Humor Is... Juvenile

Final score:

250points

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Illifred 9 months ago

I want to be her friend.

106points

#14

My Girlfriend Left This Warning For Me On My Pillow

Final score:

248points

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Say What 9 months ago

The doodle lol

81points

#15

My Girlfriend Made These For Work To Celebrate Halloween And They're Seriously Freaking Me Out

Final score:

235points

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Aedonia Nightsong 9 months ago

Wow how did she make the teeth? I want to make these, they look amazing.

52points

#16

I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake. It Wasn’t What He Expected

Final score:

233points

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sbj 9 months ago

This is a great cake, beautifully made and funny to boot

85points

#17

My Girlfriend's Late Night Idea With The Guinea Pig

Final score:

229points

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yuri Snyder 9 months ago

Sooo cute 🥰

37points

#18

Reminders On My Wife’s Phone

Final score:

215points

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VonBlade 9 months ago

Ah the morning after heart-attack, just before you remember. We've all been there.

55points

#19

She Gets It

Final score:

200points

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Edda Kamphues 9 months ago

I found it a bit of a red flag in hindsight when my MIL kept referring to one of hubby's exes as "she was amazing, she was just like me'.

55points

#20

My Wife Is A Nurse And This Is Her Lunch Box

Final score:

199points

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Tempest 9 months ago

OMG now I want one too!!! (I’m a medical intern)

63points

#21

My Girlfriend Just FaceTimed Me From Inside The Restaurant Bathroom

Actually, it’s the door handle to the bathroom door. So she was stuck in the bathroom.

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Final score:

198points

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Ben 9 months ago

Does your wife know you have a GF?

7points

#22

Today Is Grinch Day In My Daughter's Class At School. She's Been Giggling Uncontrollably Since My Wife Did Her Hair

Final score:

190points

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HangryHangryHippo 9 months ago

Wife's a keeper! The hairdo is on point!

51points

#23

My Wife As Gollum

Final score:

188points

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Brendan 9 months ago

"Come to bed...no, keep the costume on."

122points

#24

Left My Wife Unattended At Target And She Sent Me This

Final score:

180points

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Persephone 9 months ago

I like your wife! 😂👍

45points

#25

My Wife Showing A Grouper Fish His Own Picture

Final score:

180points

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ShellsBells 9 months ago

I scuba dive. I love taking straight on shots if fish. I wish I could show them and get their reactions.

3points

#26

How My Girlfriend "Handled" A Spider, And Is Too Scared To Clean It Up

Final score:

179points

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Brendan 9 months ago

Poor spider :(

145points

#27

Wife Adds Notes To My Packed Lunches. Today's Edition

Final score:

176points

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VonBlade 9 months ago

Damn. My partner last told me I was attractive about 30 years ago. FR.

39points

#28

My Boyfriend Asked Me To Find Art To Hang Above The Toilet

Final score:

175points

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David R. 9 months ago (edited)

Should add tiny piece of paper below the print saying, "Damn near killed him!"

4points

#29

My Boyfriend Asked Me To Remind Him To Buy Butter. I Think I Did A Good Job

Final score:

174points

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grumski grumling 9 months ago

brings home ,bread, chees, milk, ... hmmm think I forgot somthing

70points

#30

I Asked My Wife To Take A Picture Of Our Fence To See How Much Got Done Today. This Is The Photo I Got

Final score:

173points

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nomnomborkbork 9 months ago

Well, you see something's getting done...

72points

#31

My Wife Made Dinner For A Family Tonight. After Asking If They Had Any Allergies, The Husband Said “Bees”

Final score:

169points

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VonBlade 9 months ago

Seems sus.

39points

#32

Skimmed Through My Pregnant Wife’s Food Log Over The Past Couple Of Weeks And Can’t Stop Giggling

Final score:

167points

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Ms.GB 9 months ago

I like how it gets more aggressive as the day goes on

6points

#33

The Wife’s Addition To Our Automatic Cat Feeder

Final score:

165points

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Isaac Harvey 9 months ago

Did Elon Musk design it?

2points

#34

My Wife Is Looking Very Excited To Cut The Cake

Final score:

160points

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Michael None 9 months ago

“All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.”

67points

#35

My Wife Just Went Back To Work And Thinks I'm An Idiot

Final score:

158points

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 9 months ago

Have you ever given her reason to think otherwise?

119points

#36

My Girlfriend Is Selling Her Car And That's One Of The Photos She Chose For The Auction

Final score:

149points

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M S 9 months ago

This is not how you usually sell cars in Poland.

37points

#37

My Wife And I Have Been Placing A Skeleton We Brought In Different Situations For The Other One To Find. Needless To Say, This Is My Favorite One So Far

Final score:

141points

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Cerise Hood 9 months ago

I don't buy the plastic skeletons at the store as they hurt the environment. I go for the organic route instead.

123points

#38

Asked My Wife, Mother To My Children, To Write My Name On The Bottle I Bring To The Gym

Final score:

140points

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seana lammers 9 months ago

If you wanted something different do it your darned self!

38points

#39

My Wife Had Cookies Made To Celebrate My Vasectomy

Final score:

139points

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Fynne 9 months ago

Those are some well made cookies. I wonder if the bakers get so many orders of these ones that they’ve got it down to a science now

38points

#40

My Wife Made Me This Beautiful Arrangement For Valentine's Day

Final score:

139points

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Erin Dong 9 months ago

I would eat the flowers too.

37points

#41

Moved Our Extremely Heavy King Bed Headboard For The First Time In 5 Years. Guess Which Side My Wife Sleeps On

Final score:

137points

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seana lammers 9 months ago

I thought they were used condoms at first look

60points

#42

Gift From My Wife. This Is Love

Final score:

135points

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Kel_how 9 months ago

Very April Ludgate-Dwyer

20points

#43

Came Home From Work To See My Girlfriend Had Updated Our Letterboard

Final score:

132points

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Brendan 9 months ago

Then propose to him!

103points

#44

I Decided To Learn To Crochet By Making My Husband A Stocking, But I Got The Scale A Little Bit Off. But The Sheer Size Of It Has Made Us Laugh So Much That It Is Well Worth The Mistakes

Final score:

131points

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Ian Webling 9 months ago

Need banana, not orange.

68points

#45

Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary

Final score:

127points

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Say What 9 months ago

That is just sad

61points

#46

I Thought This Was Funny, My Husband Did Not

Final score:

118points

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Say What 9 months ago

He gets a wife with a great sense of humor and all she gets is an ungrateful husband. Let him live in uncomfortable drawers every day for a year and see if he can be as lighthearted.

80points