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Signs. They’re everywhere. Whether used for controlling traffic or the trajectory of one’s life—let’s be honest, quite a few of us have likely asked the universe to send us one—they’re typically worth paying attention to.

Some of them, though, might be less consequential, but not less attention-worthy. And they’re often shared on the ‘Funny’ subreddit—“Reddit's largest humor depository”. Today we have gathered some of their best examples—signs found in all sorts of places, be it a local business, a church, or someone’s home. Typically witty, often unexpected, they ought to make you giggle, so scroll down and enjoy.

#1

Sign Posted Outside A Fencing Academy!

Sign Posted Outside A Fencing Academy!

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#2

The Most Honest "Do Not Enter" Sign Of All Time

The Most Honest "Do Not Enter" Sign Of All Time

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This Synagogue Sign In Toronto

This Synagogue Sign In Toronto

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Nowadays signs—in one form or another—can be found nearly everywhere, be it the door of a huge shopping mall or a lonesome road in the middle of nowhere. But what was the first sign ever created, one might wonder?

Well, it might be difficult to determine exactly that, but the symbols in caves dating as far back as the Ice Age are likely to be among the first ones, at least. Canadian paleoarchaeologist Genevieve von Petzinger explored such caves in great detail and revealed that the symbol, which is considered to be the oldest example of cave art (roughly 41,000 years old), is painted inside a rock formation in El Castillo, Spain. “It’s the size of a teacup’s saucer,” she pointed out to TED.

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My Local Super 8 Is Being Rebuilt. I Didn't Know Why Until I Saw The Sign

My Local Super 8 Is Being Rebuilt. I Didn't Know Why Until I Saw The Sign

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Genevieve von Petzinger also revealed that there are 32 symbols that can be found in ancient caves all over Europe. Such a discovery wasn’t made in a day, though. Over a decade ago, the paleoarchaeologist started her mission of systematically cataloging the geometric signs in caves all over the continent.

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I Thought It Was Weird Someone Put Tape Over The Sign

I Thought It Was Weird Someone Put Tape Over The Sign

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YukiChou
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lakenvelder! My grandparents used to have these. Super sweet and gentle cows.

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One of the paleoarchaeologist’s very first steps was compiling a database of geometric signs that were found at roughly 370 known rock art sites across Europe. Then, in 2013 and 2014, von Petzinger continued her exploration focusing on caves in Spain, Portugal, France, and Italy, recording the details of geometric signs in 52 of them.

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Ted reports that after finishing with the fieldwork, the expert analyzed the catalog she put together and found that 32 signs repeated themselves across the span of 30,000 years and the entire continent of Europe. “That really small number tells you that they must have been meaningful to the people who were using them, because they were replicating them,” von Petzinger suggested.

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This Sign On A Vending Machine At My Work

This Sign On A Vending Machine At My Work

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PiAnisum
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the time the German government changed taxes on period products like pads and tampons. They lowered the tax but the prices on the products didn’t change, the companies simply took the money for themselves.

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Utah Has Its Issues, But It’s Traffic Signs Are Top Notch

Utah Has Its Issues, But It’s Traffic Signs Are Top Notch

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Bryn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do they have their turn signal on? Then sure. But if they don't, no they have to wait. I don't know what they're doing.

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#11

This Doctor's Done Listening To Kids

This Doctor's Done Listening To Kids

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Lunaofthenest (She/they)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain to me at exactly which point vaccines became the devil? I mean, almost a century of gratitude for this simple life saving science and now there's everything in there *except* what "They" say is in there- nano tech, babies in some form or another, that pesky "Mark of the Beast" ...

General Anaesthesia
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ever since internet exacerbated the "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge" idiocy and made it political.

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Mr. Nurse Man
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unpopular opinion: vaccines are not for everyone. And I’m not talking about preference or religious exemption reasons. There are legitimate (though pretty rare) reasons to avoid getting a vaccine.

General Anaesthesia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which is why a high vaccination rate is so important: herd immunity protects those people, too. Polio, anyone?

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Dawn Lambert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not the kids that are the problem, it's the antivaxxer parents!

Dawn Harris
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I have to disagree with you there! I don't know how old you are, but when I got vaccine as a kid, there were very few I took my daughter to get the basic vaccines and nothing since! She's doing great along with her kids who've never been vaccinated 😊

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I_am_a_dinosaur
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol me over here being high risk cause I could get a clot and have a seizure and actually get sick and die

Suck it Trebek
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the opposite of anti-vaxxers. I'm always like any new vaccines you can give me doc? Or is there a vaccine for that. I will literally take any vaccine I can get to stay alive and well.

tl gmc
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk about that one doc. Lollipop sounds like the best part

Robert Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it wasn't for the lollipop even more Republicans would be dead.

Blyss Blyssylb
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no "best part" about getting stabbed with sharp objects...I need my lollypop to help muffle the screams

Amanda Beveridge
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most "anti-vaxers" are not actually against vaccines. They disagree with some of the ingredients in the vaccine that goes against their morals.

Isaac Harvey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait… so, we just die instantly instead of slowly getting sicker and sicker?

DarkViolet
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It all depends on the individuals' general health and immune systems. Those with certain preexisting conditions and/or the inability to produce mature white cells in sufficient amounts are at greater risk than the general public. What is a slight risk for a normally healthy person could be a death sentence for someone else. Cancer patients don't die of cancer itself, but from complications resulting from the disease and/or the treatment, one of them being a systemic infection.

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did that not age well? Vaccines still do a stellar job of saving lives.

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Yes, all better now, gonna live forever and ever.

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The shot ended up killing more people than not getting it!

John Harrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvoted so people can keep replying to you and demand your source. Let's see it, Collette.

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Among the 32 signs documented by von Petzinger, there are dots, asterisks, spirals and a thing called ‘negative hands’. The latter refers to a negative image of a handprint, which is considered to be one of the oldest and the most popular signs of the time (roughly 22,000 - 40,000 years ago).

Nowadays, common signs and symbols exceed 32, but some are still known across entire continents if not even further. Let’s take another symbol of a hand, for instance, the Hamsa, popular throughout North Africa and in the Middle East, which is believed to bring good luck, protection, and good health.

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#12

This Sign In Front Of A Bunch Of Venus Flytrap

This Sign In Front Of A Bunch Of Venus Flytrap

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#13

Brutally Honest Sign

Brutally Honest Sign

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#14

A Few Days Ago A Car Drove Through An Arby's. This Was Their Sign Today

A Few Days Ago A Car Drove Through An Arby's. This Was Their Sign Today

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If you’re wondering why the “change my mind” bit sounds somewhat familiar, it's because a sign saying exactly that became an internet sensation back in 2018. That’s when, according to Know Your Meme, American-Canadian podcaster Steven Crowder uploaded a picture on his Twitter account of him seated by the table with the renowned phrase written on it outside of Texas Christian University.

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My Husband Is In The Process Of Redoing Our Lawn. He Recently Began Killing Off All Our Grass. I Didn’t Want Our Neighbors To Think We Were Neglectful Homeowners, So I Made A Sign

My Husband Is In The Process Of Redoing Our Lawn. He Recently Began Killing Off All Our Grass. I Didn’t Want Our Neighbors To Think We Were Neglectful Homeowners, So I Made A Sign

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Michelle Reynolds
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does it matter what the neighbor's think? I have let that go and it is so Freeing!!!!

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#16

One Cardboard Sign To Rule Them All

One Cardboard Sign To Rule Them All

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Joshua Moore
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder.... Can this also apply to me? I'm 45 years old, shaped like a f*****g brick, my horn is broken and I've been known to use my finger in certain circumstances🤔

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#17

All Or Nothing! A Sign From A Local Business

All Or Nothing! A Sign From A Local Business

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Seemingly dating as far back as the Ice Age, signs have long been helping people express themselves and their opinions. Such a way of communicating ideas never seemed to have lost its relevance, as it is still vastly used today, whether in the shape of a piece of cardboard saying that the one holding it loves Harry or Taylor or a thought-provoking sign ending with a “change my mind”.

#18

These Guys Sit At This Table Every Morning. The Restaurant Owners Made This Sign To Claim The Table For Them

These Guys Sit At This Table Every Morning. The Restaurant Owners Made This Sign To Claim The Table For Them

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#20

Sign In A Taxi Cab

Sign In A Taxi Cab

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Remi (He/Him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want the Ferret pics! I can give them back, mind you, but I really wanna see them first

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The uploaded picture was reportedly part of Steven's podcast and YouTube series, where he tries to have people with opposing views discuss various issues with him. Even though the sign in the original picture read “Male privilege is a myth / Change my mind”, it soon became a template—an empty canvas, if you will—for people to let their imagination run free and insert whatever they feel is worth discussing.

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#21

These Were Signs I Made For A Yard Sale Back In 2017

These Were Signs I Made For A Yard Sale Back In 2017

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#22

Just Doing What The Sign Says

Just Doing What The Sign Says

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Another internet sensation known for his painfully truthful and often quite entertaining signage is the Dude With Sign. Expressing his views on all sorts of matters, from food prices to popular culture, the dude, whose real name is Seth Phillips, is a New York-based creative, whose public protests have already attracted over 8 million followers.

#24

Local Traffic Sign Getting A Little Snappy

Local Traffic Sign Getting A Little Snappy

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#25

Everyone Kept Hitting Their Heads As They Walked Down My Stairs, So I Hung A Sign As A Warning

Everyone Kept Hitting Their Heads As They Walked Down My Stairs, So I Hung A Sign As A Warning

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#26

A Local Music Store In My Town Has Had This Sign Up For A Few Days. The Shoe Store Across The Street Finally Replied

A Local Music Store In My Town Has Had This Sign Up For A Few Days. The Shoe Store Across The Street Finally Replied

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The signature shades and a piece of cardboard over Seth’s head became a globally recognized combination, which started as a protest against something oh-so-familiar to many. Talking to Drew Barrymore, the Dude With Sign revealed that the very first sign, saying “Stop replying-all to company-wide emails”, was inspired by personal experiences, and only after it received a positive reaction from the passersby on the street did it become a thing.

P.S. We are quite fond of Seth’s signs here at Bored Panda, so if you feel like checking out some more things he’s been protesting, you can find more of our pieces on him here and here.

#27

My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs

My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs

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#29

Sign Recently Erected In My Neighborhood

Sign Recently Erected In My Neighborhood

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Bryn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you shouldn't have your cats outside without a leash and/or enclosure.

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#30

My Friend Just Returned From A 7 Month Deployment. This Guy Had My Favorite Sign In The Crowd Of Friends And Family

My Friend Just Returned From A 7 Month Deployment. This Guy Had My Favorite Sign In The Crowd Of Friends And Family

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#32

A Sign Outside A Off Strip Casino In Las Vegas...talk About Pulling A Ferris

A Sign Outside A Off Strip Casino In Las Vegas...talk About Pulling A Ferris

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Them: How did your valet look? Me: He looked quite excited actually?” *Remember what your valet looks like

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#33

This Corn Maze Sign

This Corn Maze Sign

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Christian Fuller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story - a family was lost in a corn maze overnight a couple years back. Couldn't figure out that you could walk through the stalks.

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#34

Someone Altered A Deer Crossing Sign In Upstate NY

Someone Altered A Deer Crossing Sign In Upstate NY

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#37

Til My Soul Mate Is A Highway Sign

Til My Soul Mate Is A Highway Sign

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#38

Sign I Made For My Dad On Father’s Day

Sign I Made For My Dad On Father’s Day

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Marley Nachi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol. The spelling on the top row. This is applicable for wood working and sewing

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#40

This Sign In My Kid’s Elementary School Fills Me With Nihilistic Joy

This Sign In My Kid’s Elementary School Fills Me With Nihilistic Joy

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OhnoI’vebeencensored
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And definitely don't get distracted - or, as my three year old says, "extracted". As in, why didn't you tidy up your toys? "I got extracted!"

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#41

My Grandparents Have Had This Wooden Sign Hanging On Their Porch Since The 90s... Today, Grandma Finally Snapped

My Grandparents Have Had This Wooden Sign Hanging On Their Porch Since The 90s... Today, Grandma Finally Snapped

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#43

Been There, Drank There, Fished There... It's True

Been There, Drank There, Fished There... It's True

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#44

Went To Museum And They Had A Working Piano They Had This Sign

Went To Museum And They Had A Working Piano They Had This Sign

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#46

We Were Cleaning Up Our Rental Vacation Home And Found Someone Had Left This Sign In Our Bathroom. Thought You Guys Would Get Kick Out Of It

We Were Cleaning Up Our Rental Vacation Home And Found Someone Had Left This Sign In Our Bathroom. Thought You Guys Would Get Kick Out Of It

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#47

Sign At My Local Shwarma Restaurant

Sign At My Local Shwarma Restaurant

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#48

My Parents Took Advantage Of The Graduation Sign Trend To S**t On Me For Dropping Out

My Parents Took Advantage Of The Graduation Sign Trend To S**t On Me For Dropping Out

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#49

A+ Effort There, Didn't Use Comic Sans

A+ Effort There, Didn't Use Comic Sans

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#50

Wife Asked Me To Change The Sign

Wife Asked Me To Change The Sign

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#52

What A Confusing Sign

What A Confusing Sign

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#53

This Sign Has Been Stolen Too Many Times I Guess

This Sign Has Been Stolen Too Many Times I Guess

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The Scout
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same had happened to the sign of the town "F*cking", Austria, which was stolen nearly every other week, mostly by english-speaking (read: American) tourists. After even heavily welding and fortifying the sign in place did not help, they finally gave up and changed the name of the town. It is now a much more boring "Fugging".

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#54

Best Student Sign I've Ever Seen

Best Student Sign I've Ever Seen

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I heart Boo-BI-es
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha this sign is awesome. Next time I have the opportunity to go to a sporting event I'm def stealing this.

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#55

The Church In My Town Is Always Posting Fantastic Signs

The Church In My Town Is Always Posting Fantastic Signs

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#56

This Is The Sign My Gym Puts Up When The Janitors Are Cleaning The Women's Locker Room

This Is The Sign My Gym Puts Up When The Janitors Are Cleaning The Women's Locker Room

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#59

No Matter How I Read This Sign, I Still Have Questions

No Matter How I Read This Sign, I Still Have Questions

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#60

Important Message Seen At The San Francisco Pride Parade Today

Important Message Seen At The San Francisco Pride Parade Today

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#62

This Sign At A Pizza Restaurant

This Sign At A Pizza Restaurant

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#63

Sign At A Pizza Buffet

Sign At A Pizza Buffet

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T'Mar of Vulcan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't they just tap their credit card? It is actually faster than paying by cash.

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I Work From Home, So My Dad Wanted Me To Sign For His Package. Found This Sign Outside Our Door After I Signed. For The Record, I Am Not Disabled

I Work From Home, So My Dad Wanted Me To Sign For His Package. Found This Sign Outside Our Door After I Signed. For The Record, I Am Not Disabled

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#65

I’ve Never Seen A Hotel Pool Sign So Blunt Before

I’ve Never Seen A Hotel Pool Sign So Blunt Before

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#68

There's A Story Behind Every Sign Like This

There's A Story Behind Every Sign Like This

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#69

I Can Get Rejected In 3D, Great

I Can Get Rejected In 3D, Great

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Christian Fuller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I'd like to see what happens the first time someone swipes right on another person's face.

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#70

Good Thing The Extra Sign Was There For Clarification

Good Thing The Extra Sign Was There For Clarification

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Christian Fuller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, the Pizza by the Slice sign and the pizza menus belie that point.

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#71

This Sign Was Taped To One Of The Men's Bathroom Where I Work

This Sign Was Taped To One Of The Men's Bathroom Where I Work

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WindySwede
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Thanks boss for letting me sitt in here for 55 min on payed hours!" BTW, what is the last one plug in or out?

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#72

Sign On My Local Chinese Buffet

Sign On My Local Chinese Buffet

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A few stoners eating more of the "all you can eat" buffet due to having the munchies than the average person isn't going to make the restaurant go bankrupt. My eyes are always bigger than my stomach so I know they are making up their loss from the excessive eating by the stoners.

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#73

Is The Sign Really Needed?

Is The Sign Really Needed?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it should be on the wall above the broken urinal. Because you know some idiot is going to do it.

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#74

This Variation Of The “Now Hiring” Sign At My Local Sonic

This Variation Of The “Now Hiring” Sign At My Local Sonic

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#75

This Sign Posted Outside A Local Bar

This Sign Posted Outside A Local Bar

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