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Deep down, many people feel like they could actually make it as a comedian. While this is a widely misguided concept for the majority of the population, a simple scroll through the comments section on a random post will show that there is a lot of untapped talent out there. 

The “Murdered By Words” Instagram page gathers the hilarious and sometimes savage comments people have left under other people’s posts. So get comfortable as you read through, upvote your favorites and maybe try your own hand in the comments section below. 

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While we do think of comment sections as an innovation of the Internet age, in one form or another, they have existed since at least the 1500s. In what now we would call Germany, it was common practice (at least among the literate) to “post” one’s ideas in public places, often to literal posts.

The most famous example of this is probably Martin Luther's Ninety-five Theses, nailed to the door of the All Saints' Church in Wittenberg, Saxony-Anhalt, Germany in 1517. Of course, this would only be the practice of people who could read and write and had the time and resources to buy parchment and ink. The internet is ultimately the tool that brought mass commenting to the majority of the population.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing he has a bottle of water sitting right there on the table, he'll need it for that burn

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gah! This one annoys me sooo much. The purpose of masks is not to protect the wearer, but the people around the wearer. I suppose that explains why selfish people mostly don't wear them...

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While internet forums are generally older, the first “comments section,” as we might call it these days was created in 1998, for the digital edition of The Rocky Mountain News. This publication was a real trailblazer, as it also featured one of the first “advice” columns, where readers could ask questions. 

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This, perhaps, is what inspired them to open up the publication to reader comments, as a means of creating engagement and loyalty. This practice would soon become the norm, as newspapers, magazines, fan pages, and the first attempts at social media all began allowing people to share their thoughts on a post, article, or page.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not the first time something like that happened, and often the victim thinks the undamaged bible is proof of god.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She might wanna jump in the ocean to get some water on that burn (sorry I promise I'll stop now)

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Now, comment sections are so common that there are entire genres of content based on asking for interactions. From posts that are just questions, to people “selecting” things from “what house you prefer” to favorite brunch items, people do love to share their two cents. This has spawned an entire cottage industry, like the list here, of finding and sharing the best comments.

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Bear Hall
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad, very sad when a culture, a whole nation just disappears, dissolves, and all is left a sappy story with a grain of truth in the middle. And the genes of the people unrecognizable for the eye.

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LauraDragonWench
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Knew it had to happen eventually. Gun control? No f*****g way! More taxes? Hell yeah!

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Indeed, if something has the option to add comments explicitly turned off, most people immediately wonder what exactly happened here. From trolling, and cyberbullying to intensely heated discussions, the anonymity of the internet often doesn’t exactly make for the most civil posts on controversial topics. 

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Memo to US restaurants: Apologies for not being clearer when I said you need to “fücking communicate”. If you’re not willing to say what that commenter said, at least say “in the USA we pay our servers $2.something per hour and the tip is to cover the rest of their pay.” If tourists call you barbaric for that, remember that locals also call you barbaric for it. :)

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A number of media outlets have actually closed down their comment sections over the last few years for these reasons. Vice Media closed theirs in 2016, as did NPR. IMDB closed their discussion boards (but not user reviews) a year later. In all of these cases, difficulty with moderation was the number one issue. 

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plan A is to save the bees. However, Plan A isn't going very well. Plan B (or Bee) is what you come up with as a crappy alternative in case the main one completely fails. Someone has to make the survival nutrition bars in case a hurricane shows up before a hurricane shows up. Someone needs to figure out a work around in case all the bees die before all the bees die.

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Moderation is a tricky subject because the entire point of a comments section is to share a diverse set of opinions. After all, if literally everyone believed the same thing, there would be no need for anything but the initial post. However, as it so often happens, a small group of people can ruin things for the rest of us. 

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

9th century Saxons have pathetic heat endurance skills compared to 7th century Bedouins

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Research suggests that people who feel that their opinion is already widely supported tend to stay silent and often don’t even look at comments. This is perhaps why comment sections on any debatable topic can look so extreme, it’s only the folks with marginal views that take the time to write out what they think. 

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I would have to wear such a thing I would stop posting selfies where it is visible.

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As is quite easy to imagine, once you get a forum full of folks with the most extreme opinions, conflict is almost inevitable without strict moderation. Since that requires hiring dedicated staff and developing a constantly evolving policy around what is and isn’t allowed, it’s not surprising that so many pages have slowly decided to forgo comments entirely. 

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Google has been working on AI tools to help moderate, as it would appear there is a (sadly) growing market. However, a more human-centric approach has existed for a while, that is, the user-flagged comment option that you can even find here. In other words, comments that break the rules are simply reported and/or downvoted by other readers. 

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought sunglasses were part of the uniform? Did I get my information wrong?

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Full of Giggles
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This coming from the same morons who tried to cut my farms’ electric predator fence and set my livestock free into the middle of the damn desert in July.

idontusemygrandiq
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't that illegal? Did you take legal action? Whether you did or not, that's really f****d up. This proves to show you they don't care about animals (or care enough to use common sense) and they probably just want attention. Thank god they failed. Holy s**t I feel bad for you, I hope the livestock are okay now.

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Fynne
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PETA is the most hypocritical thing since rich people

I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all for humane and respectful treatment of animals and their habitats but PEtA are the worst! Some of the stuff they come out with feels like it's just some dude trolling

Rayne OfSalt
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At the animal welfare shelter I worked at, part of our training was on how to spot peta members. They'd try to sneak in after hours or to staff-only areas to poison the animals that were in our care.

Vidas Zlioba
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The animal shelter where I worked requested, and received, extra police patrols. It was unnerving sometimes to be the only human for at least half a mile in every direction and see a patrol car coming up the driveway.

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les
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this coming from the same morons that dont do readoptions and run kill shelters instead.

Mimi La Souris
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bad messenger but almost true message. (as if trump were launching a campaign against sexual harassment)

Laura MG
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all for treating animals with the respect they deserve but PETA is way too RABID for me!

TotallyNOTAFox
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't they have some more healthy animals to kill or where does the time to write BS comes from?

wendy schutze
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PETA will steal your pet from your property and put it down. They do not believe in owning pets.

Rae Rory
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peta has an average 74% kill rate of the animals they "rescue". However, a quick Google search reveals that they set a new record in 2023.

bakedpotato
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He acually did all those things because whilst he acted like he loved animals he had absolutely zero respect for them. He got what he deserved for tormenting a stingray.

SilverSkyCloud
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

didnt peta also have to come out and admit that they've been abducting peoples pets and killing healthy animals in their shelters?

Bewarethere@gmail.com
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally agree withPeta. He got what he deserved purposedly put himself in a dangerous situation.

Rostit. .
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PETA is a trash organization. Its a tax shelter for old rich people.

Daniel Atkins
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boy these people are dumb remember them using pokemon to promote themselves.

Sam Skywalker
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one is allowed to disrespect the legend that is Steve Irwin. Absolute hero to the animal world

Nikki Sevven
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does the term 'natural habitats' include PETA kill shelters?

Jeremy Bolanos
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From the people who euthanize puppies because they think they shouldn't be pets.

Sunny Foxglove
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if they can't be left alone to enjoy their natural habitats they should all be euthanized. Right, PETA?

Teachzebra
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It used to be acceptable for people to kill snakes, crocodiles, and other animals which were perceived as dangerous. Steve Irwin showed us that these animals should be respected and made a lot of people realize how beautiful they really are. I never once felt like he was showing off, this was a guy who genuinely loved what he did

Thomas Klobucnik
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All God's creatures have a place... right next to the mashed potatoes.

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I kinda don’t disagree with PETA on this one..

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having a robust public transit system so I don't need to drive everywhere?

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Mimi La Souris
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to be honest, he is right, the kind of look parents give when they talk about their perfect child

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that he will type "boomer" in its entirety and refer to the other word as the "n-word" speaks volumes about which is worse. They're not comparable in any way, shape, or form.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who hates dodgeball because I broke my glasses once and thus always got picked last in high school gym class: I agree! Cancel dodgeball! Inhumane! Torture!

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely not true, if this was the case then he wouldn’t have a beard either

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LauraDragonWench
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least you already have something cooling for that burn, even if it's not the right size. 😄

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not wrong tho. And with the way cost-of-living expenses go, that's actually some smart personal economizing.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, when I fall in the shower I try to grab anything and everything.

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Haley Hansen
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not to sound like a loser, but a gender studies course can be taken by anyone for a humanities credit, they don't have to be majoring in it. that said, i took one and it was actually a very informative class! it wasn't what i expected

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, but Chick-fil-A renounced any right to be funny by being run by pieces of s**t

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