You sure did!

Nice one

isnt nateral selection supposed to work now

Good thing he has a bottle of water sitting right there on the table, he'll need it for that burn

Gah! This one annoys me sooo much. The purpose of masks is not to protect the wearer, but the people around the wearer. I suppose that explains why selfish people mostly don't wear them...

Oxygen ain't opening insta

And the angrier and more frustrated we all get.

Girly is jealous af

beeflaps going crazy lmaooo

It's not the first time something like that happened, and often the victim thinks the undamaged bible is proof of god.

So what does bronze mean 💀

She might wanna jump in the ocean to get some water on that burn (sorry I promise I'll stop now)

apt profile name

Sad, very sad when a culture, a whole nation just disappears, dissolves, and all is left a sappy story with a grain of truth in the middle. And the genes of the people unrecognizable for the eye.

Knew it had to happen eventually. Gun control? No f*****g way! More taxes? Hell yeah!

And how does that work for the rest of wildlife on God's created earth??!

They need to be in prison, cooking for prisoners

Memo to US restaurants: Apologies for not being clearer when I said you need to “fücking communicate”. If you’re not willing to say what that commenter said, at least say “in the USA we pay our servers $2.something per hour and the tip is to cover the rest of their pay.” If tourists call you barbaric for that, remember that locals also call you barbaric for it. :)

"Do you know if I see this anywhere I' would walk out at once and never go back?"

Really saying the quiet part out loud there, Swadley's.

Surviving on kindness in this world is scary. Server deserve living wages like all workers.

Tips were designed to be an ADDITIONAL monetary show of appreciation for service ABOVE AND BEYOND what you should be able to expect from the waiters and restaurant staff, to be paid directly to the individuals who actually merited such a special show of appreciation, and NOT as a way of letting employers get away with paying their staff a wage so scandalously low that they are not able to survive without handouts from charitable customers!

Because they sure as hell aren't getting any kindness from you.

All's the while, having a heavy pocketbook to take home. Poor guy.....we gatta help him.

I looked at that sign and thought it said swaddles. It does look like it promoting babies

Every time I read this I just cringe for the other 49 states well it's not quite 49. California is never allowed that well at least not in my adult memory. For a long time minimum wage for tipping was less than minimum wage for non tipped jobs but not to this degree. And it's all going up again in just a few days

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The place pays employees, but the employee gets to keep the tips they make.....usually

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Best tip for their servers is to find a better paid job

Plan A is to save the bees. However, Plan A isn't going very well. Plan B (or Bee) is what you come up with as a crappy alternative in case the main one completely fails. Someone has to make the survival nutrition bars in case a hurricane shows up before a hurricane shows up. Someone needs to figure out a work around in case all the bees die before all the bees die.

Parapapapa, she regrets it

seriously bp? killer?

Save yourself some money and buy a one-way ticket.

$9125 is a quarter a day for exactly 100 years.

9th century Saxons have pathetic heat endurance skills compared to 7th century Bedouins

If I would have to wear such a thing I would stop posting selfies where it is visible.

Caught in 4k 🤣

This looks kinda good tbh

Headphone jack? Not in an Apple car.

Thank goodness that time is over Edit: I meant the quarantine

Yes.

Wheres the ice??

He's already got a knack for the dad joke... wait does that mean....

I see a brain eating amoeba

Well...

Just wait until she opens it and find all the selfies it took

this is why people need to watch their mouth on social media!!!

I thought sunglasses were part of the uniform? Did I get my information wrong?

This coming from the same morons who tried to cut my farms’ electric predator fence and set my livestock free into the middle of the damn desert in July.

Having a robust public transit system so I don't need to drive everywhere?

He’s not wrong tbh.

It only needs a human IQ to do it