What am I going to do with my life now?:)

haha Engineering club ^^

Charlie and the Cocaïne Factory ^^

All of the music notes are missing.

me!!!!!

See also, Donald Trump

This is about as accurate of a description of the Caliph wanna-be I have seen yet.

I think it's worth it.

Somehow, I think she is beyond embarrassment......but she certainly can carry a note or two. ;D

...so she's lucifer?

that was a masterpiece!

Ugh. Reading this one made my brain hurt. Mission accomplished, Wikipedia prankster.

Now That...is a clear case of 'original thinking', lol. :D

danger noodles

XD

Hey, "Reality is what you make of it". :D

i believe this 100%

so is he from maycomb county alabama where people have a tendency to start combing their hair in the middle of a conversation they're called maycombers

Whoever wrote this fails to realize that a 'time keeper' is the most important person in any band. Without a drummer, its like a gang of musicians just doing their own thing.

Appointed by Barack Obama but became Trump's sock puppet.... Something's a little fishy

I see what you did there...

The poor hot dog 🤧

The lizard people are real

What happened to Tennessee? "Look hear, before you go over thar"

There's a post after this that said something like: "okay who reported me?"

*Carol Channing Impression*: I'm Spartacus!

I read a biography about Janis, but it was never mentioned that she speed walked everywhere and was afraid of toilets. So good to know that she Speed walked and was afraid of toilets.

I am appalled that Lena Dunham's name was even MENTIONED in the same paragraph as such cute critters!!!

The country of origin is not surprising

Awwwwww, Unicorns ;)

Yikes

Only fool thought otherwise

*AN American hip-hop group

Some disgruntled applicants poor things.

Accurate

I'm seriously bothered by how the French are called cowards because of that one surrender in WW2 as far as I know, because if you look at their history, they f*****g OWNED at wars.

His phone wasn't working so he used a wik- Email woulda been easier!

It can certainly be updated to Theresa May without any controversy. She is totally anti-democracy.

wow! i'd Watch that!

If this guy's some sort of con man, then that's probably the most fitting description I have ever read...😎😂

she was really hated by that person

What the holy f**k???

The B***h from Hell!

no parkour is RAD AS HELL you shush

every actor and actress are fake activist! if they didn't have all that money they wouldn't be activist

LV Salvage

Where I come from, people actually use this. "Ooh me nads!" --> an expression often used when a male's 'reproductive area' has been hurt.

my new favorite team?

Would be more fitting for Handsome Jack's entry,

Too soon

Her name always bothers me: Solange means "as long as" in German.

Looks like someone was tired of their friend's sh*t...

The heck?

Get dunked on!!!!!

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She is hot

So...Jeremy Corbyn likes sheep?!

I don't get this one? Is that not him? Looks like him to me.