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#2

My Wife Brought Home A Life Size Skeleton Replica, This Is What I Walked In On

Final score:

654points

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N G 7 years ago

What a boner

283points

#3

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

Final score:

653points

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

This entire thing is odd lol such a random thing to bet on .

127points

#4

I Left For A Day. My Wife Knew Exactly What I Wanted To Do When I Got Home

Final score:

607points

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

She sounds fun ...

175points

#5

My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

Final score:

562points

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Hamilton Bubbub 7 years ago

This is art

204points

#6

Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker

Final score:

546points

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John L 7 years ago

That'll teach you to be so dismissive of her talents.

157points

#7

My Wife Wanted To Let The Pizza Place Know That They're Overdoing It With The Advertising

Final score:

534points

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Hans 7 years ago

Beautiful!

92points

#8

We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog's Flea Pills From The Cupboard

Final score:

525points

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Sue Z Q 7 years ago

Amazing what he looks like after a trip to the dog groomer.

119points

#9

Wife Pranked Her Husband With A Coyote, Photoshopped Into Their Home

Final score:

494points

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Ylenia Carabott 7 years ago

Hahahaha this is hilarious 😂😂

154points

#10

My Sister's April Fools' Prank On Her Husband

Final score:

479points

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Sorina MN 7 years ago

I wonder if it worked

90points

#11

Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

Final score:

415points

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

she sounds adorable

65points

#12

My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12 Am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night

Final score:

415points

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Sha-ne-ne 7 years ago

Apparently this practice causes not one, but three babies to come shooting out faster than the midwives can catch them!

217points

#13

Once My Wife Said This, I Can't Un-See It

Final score:

411points

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Lars Marcussen 7 years ago

He he

16points

#14

My Wife Took This Picture And Has Been Sending It Out And Laughing About It For 3 Hours

Final score:

388points

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Lemur 7 years ago

That's a nutty cactus :D

79points

#15

I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

Final score:

365points

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John L 7 years ago

Is he on a diet?

52points

#16

My Hubby's Reaction When He Tasted That I Added Whiskey To His Coffee

Final score:

365points

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Asia 7 years ago

I love that smile at the end! #relationshipgoals

150points

#17

My Wife Got A New Halloween Decoration. I Nearly Shit When I Walked In The Bathroom

Final score:

341points

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John L 7 years ago

Well, that's one of the reasons you went in there, isn't it? :D

205points

#18

Asked My Wife To Get More Magnets For The Fridge With No Restrictions On What Kind

Final score:

323points

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Yuval Yosub 7 years ago

ROTFL

38points

#19

My Wife (A Geologist) Purchased This For Me For My Birthday

Final score:

307points

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John L 7 years ago

My kinda gal! :D

41points

#20

My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry

Final score:

302points

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John L 7 years ago

One smart and organized woman. And definitely worth keeping.

58points

Anna Wu 7 years ago

God, I'm going to make one for my kids!

4points

Kay Nelson 7 years ago

I HAVE to make this for the rest of my family. Im the ONLY clean one :p

3points

Em Jay 7 years ago

this should be at the top...so copying this

3points

BFE 7 years ago

I don't think he will go through the chart if he is hungry 🙃

0points

Jianz Green 7 years ago

my husband is so lucky😤😄

0points

Brandi Walker 7 years ago

Funny chart. Unfortunately you would starve since there isn't an actual option to get to eat!

0points

Heather Lynn 7 years ago

Putting this up for my son 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

0points

Nenad Borkovic 7 years ago

😁

0points

#21

My Friend Made This For Her Husband

Final score:

269points

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Pickles Driver 7 years ago

I showed his to my husband, he said " you wish I tolerated you" True love

64points

#22

Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

Final score:

268points

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rakuninaru 7 years ago

hahaha "crayon eater.."

57points

#23

So My Wife Is Going Away For A Few Months. This Is How She Left Our Bed This Morning

Final score:

265points

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Hans 7 years ago

"Going away for a few months" sounds scary.

79points

#24

As Soon As She Saw It My Wife Took Them Out Of Her Bag And Left Them There

Final score:

262points

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

*Races home to have license plate changed to "IH8Muni" *.... now....we wait!

116points

#25

My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work

Final score:

259points

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Dhanya Munro 7 years ago

hehehehe...

31points

#26

My Wife, An Attorney, Wore Her Halloween Costume To Work Today

Final score:

253points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

Capture-58...a625e0.jpg

46points

#27

My Wife Bought Me Monogram Pajamas For Christmas

Final score:

249points

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StarryNightGirl 7 years ago

Ha!

30points

#28

This Is What Happens When My Husband, Who Is Married To A Makeup Artist, Has The Nerve To Fall Asleep Early When I'm In Town

Final score:

248points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

When you are in town? Is it a long distance marriage?

44points

#29

My Wife Saw A Cockroach At Work, But Didn't Have The Means To 'Dispose' Of It

Final score:

238points

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Tabea Campos 7 years ago

I think I want this woman as friend. She's hilarious

82points

#30

My Wife Said "Found Your Mom's Butt Plug"

Final score:

236points

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Tabea Campos 7 years ago

His Mom must be a huge a*****e

108points

#31

My Wife's Yard Sale Signs For Tomorrow

Final score:

227points

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Socially Awkward 7 years ago

This is amazing.

39points

#32

My Husband's Going To Love His Valentines Day Surprise

Final score:

227points

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Dallas Gabriel 7 years ago

best wife ever

44points

#33

My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

Final score:

221points

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

Looks like she's about 26 greys short.

92points

#34

My Wife Packed Me Hard Boiled Eggs For Lunch

Final score:

206points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

your wife seems a little nutty

41points

#35

I Asked The Kind Lady At The Pet Shop For A Shed Tarantula Skin, To Put Amongst The Bananas To Scare My Husband

Final score:

206points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

She is a monster!

93points

#36

Came Downstairs And My Wife Gave Me These. Uh, Thanks Honey?

Final score:

196points

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John L 7 years ago

Where can I get some of those?

34points

#37

My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game

Final score:

186points

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MagicalUnicorn 7 years ago

that's cruel

37points

#38

I Too Get Bored When My Husband Is Away

Final score:

182points

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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago

I love that the dog has a pipe at the ready beside his plate! How classy! :)

61points

#39

My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife!

Final score:

181points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

...and you are so right!

22points

#40

Christmas Shopping With The Family. My Wife Asked If The Baby Carrier Was Maybe Cutting Off My Son's Circulation

Final score:

169points

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John L 7 years ago

Yep, letting it all hang out is one way to help with the circulation. :D

4points

#41

My Wife Woke Me Up To Tell Me I Needed To Fix The "Leak In The Bathtub"

Final score:

165points

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Jordan Chemerys 7 years ago

"there's a leak in the bathtub"

1point

#42

My Husband Told Me My Pregnant Belly Looked Like A Giant Boob. So I Put Makeup On It. He Was Right

Final score:

152points

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Kim Smith 7 years ago

A titty bit of pink on the "nipple" part would a looked awesome too!!

7points

#43

My Wife Says This Is The Only Benefit Of Being Pregnant

Final score:

149points

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John L 7 years ago

The perfect '3 point' resting place. :D

23points

#44

My Husband Didn't Want A Birthday Cake

Final score:

149points

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Dallas Gabriel 7 years ago

hahaha sweet

22points

#45

Not What My Husband Had In Mind When I Told Him I Made A Sexy Dress

Final score:

147points

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Neurotic_Octopus 7 years ago

It's still an awesome dress :)

33points

#46

Look What My Wife Did To The Pug

Final score:

143points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

nice teeth job

19points

#47

My Firefighter Husband Has To Spend Alternating Nights At The Station So I Got Him This Pillowcase To Keep Him Company

Final score:

141points

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Yvo Nne 7 years ago

^^

6points

#48

My Wife Gave Me My Birthday Cake

Final score:

128points

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Jason H. 7 years ago

Omg I would cry tears of joy

25points

#49

My Wife Thinks I'm Stupid Too

Final score:

120points

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Stille20 7 years ago

... but I'm guessing there was a reason for this

86points

#50

Drove With My Husband To A Job Interview. Found This In The Parking Lot. I Think He's Been Waiting Longer Than Me

Final score:

117points

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Dallas Gabriel 7 years ago

me when my mom goes shopping

30points

#51

My Wife Made A New Phone Case

Final score:

115points

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Tracey Martens 7 years ago

I love Boston Terriers.

14points

#52

I Was Complaining About My Recent Cold So My Wife Made Me A Cake To Help Me "Feel Better"

Final score:

114points

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LizzyM 7 years ago

I hope those letters are made out of wasabi

58points

#53

Husband "Forbade" Me To Touch Alduin. This Was My Response. Alduin Totally Loves Me More

Final score:

112points

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Dallas Gabriel 7 years ago

thats a super expensive figure..... kida jelious

32points

#54

My Wife Learned To Make Custom Stickers. This Is How I Found The Roomba Today

Final score:

111points

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True Fiery King 7 years ago

artistic!

16points

#55

Things I Send My Husband While At Work Because I Know He Will Appreciate It

Final score:

109points

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Joe Dad 7 years ago

Ramsey Snow.

34points

#56

My Husband Says I'm "Being Immature" But I Found This While Gardening And Couldn't Resist

Final score:

108points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Please don' t change!

24points

#57

I Told My Husband That When He Gets Tired His Eyes Turn Into Eye Vaginas, He Didn't Believe Me So I Took A Pic And Rotated It

Final score:

108points

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Mibo Dumplings 7 years ago

Wow he is really sleep deprived

20points

#58

My Wife Is Not A Morning Person But She Had A Big Project At Work Today And Wanted To Go In Early

Final score:

107points

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Larry BobJoe 7 years ago

trespassers will be eaten... I have $100 and room for another magnet

18points

#59

My Wife And I Make Banners For Each Other On Birthdays. This Was What I Woke Up To This Morning. I Love This Woman

Final score:

106points

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Kay Nelson 7 years ago

True love,?

9points

#60

My Wife Said This License Plate Made Her Think Of Me

Final score:

104points

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John L 7 years ago

One nice thing about him taking his reading to the toilet, is that he almost always has time to work it all out. :D

7points

#61

My Wife Told Her Co-Workers She's Pregnant

Final score:

102points

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

I snorted pretty loudly at this one!

12points

#62

Told My Wife " I Really Don't Want Anything Special For My Birthday" Kinda Glad She Didn't Listen.

Final score:

99points

Freakk47

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Samantha 7 years ago

I should do that for my husband's next birthday. lol, he's probably eat them all too. lol

12points

#63

This Was The Card I Got My Husband For Our Anniversary. What Can I Say? I'm Sentimental

Final score:

97points

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Talia Johnson 7 years ago

Inconceivable... :-)

30points

#64

My Wife Had A Little To Drink At Paint Night

Final score:

93points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

well we all know where that painting is going

15points

#65

My Wife Has Made Mine And Our Children's Lunches For Over 7 Years Now, Yesterday I Moaned About The Sandwiches Being Too Bland. Today I Got This

Final score:

89points

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Cathy Shift 7 years ago

damn straight!

39points

#66

Wife Made Me A Pillow

Final score:

87points

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Veerle Daelman 7 years ago

Looks at husband: 'I 'pick-a-shoe- when you're naked''? He's like no: I peek-at-you when you're naked. Me: o ye that makes more sense.

45points

#67

I Love Pranking My Husband. So I Set Up The Storm Trooper In The Bathroom And He Nearly Crapped Himself When He Walked In There

Final score:

86points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Isn' t he a little short for a stormtrooper?

50points

#68

My Wife Found Out My Office Is Closing Down

Final score:

85points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

Um.... what?

40points

#69

He Was Trying To Argue With Me In The Car So I Whipped In This Spot And Said I Have Something To Tell You (i'm Not Actually But It Shut Him Up Quick)

Final score:

83points

Caitlyn Rivera

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Markus McCloud 7 years ago

This is GOLD!

19points

#70

It Appears My Wife Personalized Our Keurig

Final score:

75points

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Malinda Averill 7 years ago

for reals..you can personalize it?

15points

#71

T-Shirt I Made For My Husband, Trevor

Final score:

69points

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Socially Awkward 7 years ago

This is officially the coolest shirt ever.

17points

#72

Valentines Gift From My Wife

Final score:

67points

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Bridget Smith 7 years ago

I wonder how it'll take before she regrets that decision...

37points

#73

My Wife Was Feeling Down In The Hospital. Then She Found This

Final score:

59points

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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago

The first successful face transplant. Well, for one of them anyway.

24points

#74

My Husband And I Took Our 5 Year Old To The Amusement Park For The First Time Today. I'm 9 Months Pregnant, This Was My Favorite Ride

Final score:

57points

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Jennifer Foster 7 years ago

The bench. She's talking about the bench.

31points

#75

My Husband Was Dreading Turning 40 And I Wanted To Make Him Not Feel So Old. So I Had A Surprise Party For Him And This Is His Cake!

Final score:

49points

Sabrina Maldonado

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Barbara Baxendale 7 years ago

I think she's got a good imagination, hilarious !!

15points

#76

"Just Hydra Things." I Read It Wrong, He Completed And Perfected It

Final score:

48points

Schimanovszky Ágota

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Φίλιππος Κωστόπουλος 7 years ago

Hail hydra

8points

#77

My Husband Was "Too Tired" To Change The Babies Pooped Diaper While I Pumped...i Sent Him This Photo, He Didn't See It Until The Morning. Diaper Was There For About 1hour.

Final score:

41points

Angeliz Rodriguez

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Ana Sekereš Rukavina 7 years ago

That shows he was really tired!

17points

#78

She Sent Me This when I asked her "How Long The Short Pants Were?

Final score:

36points

Sangram Tawde

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Katrina C 7 years ago

Marvelous. 😊

3points

#79

Husband Asked Me To Send Him A Sexy Pic

Final score:

34points

Shantelle Stratford

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Andra Hart 6 years ago

Rofl

3points

#80

Placed My Husband's Heavy Shoe On A Cockroach For Him To Find.

Final score:

34points

laurenpaintsthesunred

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#81

Walked In The Bedroom The Other Day And My Wife Says "Look What I Made For You!"

Final score:

29points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

Someone explain.. I don't get it

25points

#82

1st Father Day, Upgraded!

Final score:

4points

Elena Mantegazza

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#83

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#83

My Wife Buys Me Things So That She Can Come In And Tell Me "Hey! I Bought You A Present!" And Then Laugh At Me When She Sees My Look Of Curious Joy Become Crestfallen

Final score:

-5points

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Bway_Gonnabe11 7 years ago

i dont get it...

16points

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#84

My Wife Likes To Leave Me Vute Notes

Final score:

-19points

Laura Browne

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M.J. 6 years ago

wtf?!

1point

#85

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#85

......ok Just One More Picture.....

Final score:

-19points

Belinda Fleischer

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#86

This Is What My Husband Got For Not Emptying Out The Diaper Genie

Final score:

-23points

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Here to Troll 7 years ago

Yeah, gross. "10+ Hilarious Wives That All Men Secretly Wish They Were Married To" No one would see this and want to marry you. That's your bed FFS.

9points

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#87

The Wife's Turn To Make My Sarnies

Final score:

-29points

Tony Williams

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Kim Smith 7 years ago

Sarnie?

4points