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93 Hilarious Wives That All Men Secretly Wish They Were Married To
Marrying someone with a good sense of humor is a one-way ticket to years of laughter, and these wives prove it. They're creative, they're hilarious, and they're honestly trolls sometimes, but that can only make their husbands love them more. In fact, sharing a good sense of humor is viewed by many marriage specialists as the key to a happy union.
Relationships can get way too serious sometimes, especially when stress from work, kids, and expenses gets involved. Laughing together creates a feeling of warmth, relaxation, and bonding, and has even been said to stimulate physical attraction.
Give a round of applause for these wives who know the power of a good joke, and vote for the ones you would use on your significant other.
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#1
My Wife Found A Way To Hide Her Candy
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#2
My Wife Brought Home A Life Size Skeleton Replica, This Is What I Walked In On
#3
My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning
#4
I Left For A Day. My Wife Knew Exactly What I Wanted To Do When I Got Home
#5
My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle
#6
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker
#7
My Wife Wanted To Let The Pizza Place Know That They're Overdoing It With The Advertising
#8
We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog's Flea Pills From The Cupboard
#9
Wife Pranked Her Husband With A Coyote, Photoshopped Into Their Home
#10
My Sister's April Fools' Prank On Her Husband
#11
Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters
#12
My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12 Am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night
#13
Once My Wife Said This, I Can't Un-See It
#14
My Wife Took This Picture And Has Been Sending It Out And Laughing About It For 3 Hours
#15
I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him
#16
My Hubby's Reaction When He Tasted That I Added Whiskey To His Coffee
#17
My Wife Got A New Halloween Decoration. I Nearly Shit When I Walked In The Bathroom
#18
Asked My Wife To Get More Magnets For The Fridge With No Restrictions On What Kind
#19
My Wife (A Geologist) Purchased This For Me For My Birthday
#20
My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry
#21
My Friend Made This For Her Husband
Pickles Driver 7 years ago
I showed his to my husband, he said " you wish I tolerated you" True love
#22
Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend
#23
So My Wife Is Going Away For A Few Months. This Is How She Left Our Bed This Morning
#24
As Soon As She Saw It My Wife Took Them Out Of Her Bag And Left Them There
Amanda Panda 7 years ago
*Races home to have license plate changed to "IH8Muni" *.... now....we wait!
#25
My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work
#26
My Wife, An Attorney, Wore Her Halloween Costume To Work Today
#27
My Wife Bought Me Monogram Pajamas For Christmas
#28
This Is What Happens When My Husband, Who Is Married To A Makeup Artist, Has The Nerve To Fall Asleep Early When I'm In Town
Caroline Cassano 7 years ago
Girl, come to my house, your makeup skills are flawless! Help me please!!
Susann Campbell 7 years ago
Your husband is a secret Tans' and dreaming he is getting ready for his big night out. What a lucky woman you are, two closets.
#29
My Wife Saw A Cockroach At Work, But Didn't Have The Means To 'Dispose' Of It
#30
My Wife Said "Found Your Mom's Butt Plug"
#31
My Wife's Yard Sale Signs For Tomorrow
#32
My Husband's Going To Love His Valentines Day Surprise
#33
My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home
#34
My Wife Packed Me Hard Boiled Eggs For Lunch
#35
I Asked The Kind Lady At The Pet Shop For A Shed Tarantula Skin, To Put Amongst The Bananas To Scare My Husband
#36
Came Downstairs And My Wife Gave Me These. Uh, Thanks Honey?
#37
My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game
#38
I Too Get Bored When My Husband Is Away
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
I love that the dog has a pipe at the ready beside his plate! How classy! :)
#39
My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife!
#40
Christmas Shopping With The Family. My Wife Asked If The Baby Carrier Was Maybe Cutting Off My Son's Circulation
#41
My Wife Woke Me Up To Tell Me I Needed To Fix The "Leak In The Bathtub"
#42
My Husband Told Me My Pregnant Belly Looked Like A Giant Boob. So I Put Makeup On It. He Was Right
#43
My Wife Says This Is The Only Benefit Of Being Pregnant
#44
My Husband Didn't Want A Birthday Cake
#45
Not What My Husband Had In Mind When I Told Him I Made A Sexy Dress
#46
Look What My Wife Did To The Pug
#47
My Firefighter Husband Has To Spend Alternating Nights At The Station So I Got Him This Pillowcase To Keep Him Company
#48
My Wife Gave Me My Birthday Cake
#49
My Wife Thinks I'm Stupid Too
#50
Drove With My Husband To A Job Interview. Found This In The Parking Lot. I Think He's Been Waiting Longer Than Me
#51
My Wife Made A New Phone Case
#52
I Was Complaining About My Recent Cold So My Wife Made Me A Cake To Help Me "Feel Better"
#53
Husband "Forbade" Me To Touch Alduin. This Was My Response. Alduin Totally Loves Me More
#54
My Wife Learned To Make Custom Stickers. This Is How I Found The Roomba Today
#55
Things I Send My Husband While At Work Because I Know He Will Appreciate It
#56
My Husband Says I'm "Being Immature" But I Found This While Gardening And Couldn't Resist
#57
I Told My Husband That When He Gets Tired His Eyes Turn Into Eye Vaginas, He Didn't Believe Me So I Took A Pic And Rotated It
#58
My Wife Is Not A Morning Person But She Had A Big Project At Work Today And Wanted To Go In Early
#59
My Wife And I Make Banners For Each Other On Birthdays. This Was What I Woke Up To This Morning. I Love This Woman
#60
My Wife Said This License Plate Made Her Think Of Me
#61
My Wife Told Her Co-Workers She's Pregnant
#62
Told My Wife " I Really Don't Want Anything Special For My Birthday" Kinda Glad She Didn't Listen.
Final score:
99points
#63
This Was The Card I Got My Husband For Our Anniversary. What Can I Say? I'm Sentimental
#64
My Wife Had A Little To Drink At Paint Night
#65
My Wife Has Made Mine And Our Children's Lunches For Over 7 Years Now, Yesterday I Moaned About The Sandwiches Being Too Bland. Today I Got This
#66
Wife Made Me A Pillow
Veerle Daelman 7 years ago
Looks at husband: 'I 'pick-a-shoe- when you're naked''? He's like no: I peek-at-you when you're naked. Me: o ye that makes more sense.
#67
I Love Pranking My Husband. So I Set Up The Storm Trooper In The Bathroom And He Nearly Crapped Himself When He Walked In There
#68
My Wife Found Out My Office Is Closing Down
#69
He Was Trying To Argue With Me In The Car So I Whipped In This Spot And Said I Have Something To Tell You (i'm Not Actually But It Shut Him Up Quick)
Final score:
83points
#70
It Appears My Wife Personalized Our Keurig
#71
T-Shirt I Made For My Husband, Trevor
#72
Valentines Gift From My Wife
#73
My Wife Was Feeling Down In The Hospital. Then She Found This
#74
My Husband And I Took Our 5 Year Old To The Amusement Park For The First Time Today. I'm 9 Months Pregnant, This Was My Favorite Ride
#75
My Husband Was Dreading Turning 40 And I Wanted To Make Him Not Feel So Old. So I Had A Surprise Party For Him And This Is His Cake!
Final score:
49points
#76
"Just Hydra Things." I Read It Wrong, He Completed And Perfected It
Final score:
48points
#77
My Husband Was "Too Tired" To Change The Babies Pooped Diaper While I Pumped...i Sent Him This Photo, He Didn't See It Until The Morning. Diaper Was There For About 1hour.
Final score:
41points
#78
She Sent Me This when I asked her "How Long The Short Pants Were?
Final score:
36points
#79
Husband Asked Me To Send Him A Sexy Pic
Final score:
34points
#80
Placed My Husband's Heavy Shoe On A Cockroach For Him To Find.
Final score:
34points
#81
Walked In The Bedroom The Other Day And My Wife Says "Look What I Made For You!"
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blugeagua 7 years ago
Hey Bored Panda, what's up with the wording of the title? Why the hell do you guys make it seem like funny women are a "rarity"? There are just as many funny women in the world as there are funny men! There are ALREADY TONS of men who are married to funny women, so the whole "they secretly wish they were married to" most of them probably already are! If this was the other way around and the genders were switched would you write it like that as well?
Just a Purpler 7 years ago
I think you way overanalyzed the title tbh, but ok, go ahead and be offended...
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John Maher 7 years ago
Dunno why people get so upset over the 'funny women' tag...lighten up...The Coyote segment is priceless...:):)
Bridget Baker 7 years ago
I think it would be nice if the pop up ads didn't sabotage the articles Bc when you close them after you will inevitably stumble upon them, it takes you back to the beginning of the page or back to newsreel altogether. I'm not flipping through 10 pages or more to get to the last 2 pages of an article. Happens all the time, very disappointing.
Helping Panda 7 years ago
"that can only make their husbands love them more" Nope! But hey, good luck to you!
Helping Panda 7 years ago
On the other hand, knowing that there are women like this out there surely makes me appreciate my wife more!
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Sean McCart 3 years ago
Every time I see the coyote story I laugh just as hard as the first time I read it. KILLS ME!!!
Lucky Lambdin 7 years ago
This says that "all men" secretly wish they were married to women like those in the stories above - WRONG! I am very happily un-married & have absolutely no desire ever to get married. Be careful with them blanket statements.
Joe Matukonis 7 years ago
blugeagua is as perceptive as a cinder block. An across-the-board sense of humor in women is as rare as a 24 carat diamond. Line up a hundred dames and show them a Three Stooges short and try to catch one giggle or smile.
Joseph Gormley 7 years ago
This list starts to fall apart after #76. It was pretty good up until then though.
Imran Bharadia 7 years ago
I've seen #26 written on the internet somewhere before. Not original.
Just a Purpler 7 years ago
Bored Panda doesn't necessarily claim to be original, it's just putting everything into a collection. Some of these are probably from years ago. Geez some people are so hard to please.
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blugeagua 7 years ago
Hey Bored Panda, what's up with the wording of the title? Why the hell do you guys make it seem like funny women are a "rarity"? There are just as many funny women in the world as there are funny men! There are ALREADY TONS of men who are married to funny women, so the whole "they secretly wish they were married to" most of them probably already are! If this was the other way around and the genders were switched would you write it like that as well?
Just a Purpler 7 years ago
I think you way overanalyzed the title tbh, but ok, go ahead and be offended...
Load More Replies... John Maher 7 years ago
Dunno why people get so upset over the 'funny women' tag...lighten up...The Coyote segment is priceless...:):)
Bridget Baker 7 years ago
I think it would be nice if the pop up ads didn't sabotage the articles Bc when you close them after you will inevitably stumble upon them, it takes you back to the beginning of the page or back to newsreel altogether. I'm not flipping through 10 pages or more to get to the last 2 pages of an article. Happens all the time, very disappointing.
Helping Panda 7 years ago
"that can only make their husbands love them more" Nope! But hey, good luck to you!
Helping Panda 7 years ago
On the other hand, knowing that there are women like this out there surely makes me appreciate my wife more!
Load More Replies... Sean McCart 3 years ago
Every time I see the coyote story I laugh just as hard as the first time I read it. KILLS ME!!!
Lucky Lambdin 7 years ago
This says that "all men" secretly wish they were married to women like those in the stories above - WRONG! I am very happily un-married & have absolutely no desire ever to get married. Be careful with them blanket statements.
Joe Matukonis 7 years ago
blugeagua is as perceptive as a cinder block. An across-the-board sense of humor in women is as rare as a 24 carat diamond. Line up a hundred dames and show them a Three Stooges short and try to catch one giggle or smile.
Joseph Gormley 7 years ago
This list starts to fall apart after #76. It was pretty good up until then though.
Imran Bharadia 7 years ago
I've seen #26 written on the internet somewhere before. Not original.
Just a Purpler 7 years ago
Bored Panda doesn't necessarily claim to be original, it's just putting everything into a collection. Some of these are probably from years ago. Geez some people are so hard to please.
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