118 Times Not-So-Smart People Did Not So Smart Things

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UPS Delivery Guy F**k Up

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My Girlfriend, Who's In College For Brain And Behavioral Neuroscience, Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her

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Driving Across The Frozen Lake

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Looks About Right

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#5

How To Look Very Stupid

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#6

Stupid Orange Cones Getting In My Way

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#7

He Was Told That We Are Getting Our First Snow Fall... He Laughed And Said No We Are Not

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#8

They Are So Clever

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Parking On The Ice

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#10

Some People Wonder Why There Are Warning Labels On Everything. This Is One Example

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#11

Looks Like Someone Put Too Much Soap In The Washing Machine

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#12

I Don't Think They Thought This One Through

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#13

Saw These Girls At Ikea. What Were They Thinking?

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#14

How Does This Even Happen?

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#15

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

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stellermatt 6 years ago

she succeeded

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Marinasongs1432 2 years ago

I mean... Yeah, but I'd rather fail at this point.

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Randy Inbred 6 years ago

She keeps the 3rd key on her keyring obviously! Why do we assume she is so dumb? ( unashamedly looking for females upvotes) 😀

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Liz dJ 6 years ago

You got it

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MaddySquidCat 7 6 years ago

usually there's only two keys that come with padlocks. one to keep on you and one backup

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Kerri Russ 6 years ago

I'm with ya. :-)

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VaggieVibes 6 months ago

You got it

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Stannous Flouride 6 years ago

I worked for years at a hardware store. This is more common than it should be. Fortunately you can make a copy even if they're like that.

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Erin Hunter 6 years ago

Wanted: New Girlfriend

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Jace 6 years ago

Pshaw. Everyone has a stupid moment now and then.

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glowworm2 6 years ago

Oh gawd!

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birdhouse 6 years ago

HaHaaHaaa! Mine did the same thing!!

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Hans 6 years ago

Mission accomplished, I'd say.

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Susann Campbell 6 years ago

If you love and keep her you have to keep your sense of humor forever.

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Ellis 6 years ago

Hope you didn’t give her the keys to your heart though...

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Nasturcja Szafir 6 years ago

I did that once when I was 7

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HarleyQuinn 3 years ago

Played her damn self

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Robert Carlton 3 years ago

Wow. How could you f**k up a simple task so badly.

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JJPlayz 3 years ago

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT THAT SO DUMB

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Dan Carter 6 years ago

Don't breed.

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Camille Sherrow 6 years ago

Blonde?

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Kikka io 6 years ago

brillant

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Norman van Druten 6 years ago

Nailed It!!!

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Louise Brigance 6 years ago

Those keys will never get lost! Trust me

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Karen Drucks 6 years ago

Oh boy, I did that once ...when I was about 6......

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Lilly 6 years ago

i ALMOST did this...ONCE

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Kathie Daniel Fertur Lux 6 years ago

#slain

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Sven Mom 6 years ago

Damen norsk keyboard autocorrect! *** I mean "swift"

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Sven Mom 6 years ago

Skift!

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Isla Reyne 6 years ago

doh !

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Fish Wuz Here 6 years ago

Oh right, blame it on the girlfriend

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Meowton Mewsk 6 years ago

Hahahahaha pure stupidity in its most innocent form.

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Lisa Panos Fullerton 6 years ago

One word sums this up ... SMART! Lmao i have a child that did the same thing tho !

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Siddharth Rath 6 years ago

Is it illegal to disown your girlfriend? Asking for a friend...

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Lyndy Cracknell 6 years ago

There are no words

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Elizabeth Lord Cary 6 years ago

well that's trash now

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Miklós Nagy 6 years ago

You sure you want to reproduce with her?

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Martti Laurson 6 years ago

One of the thousands of Blonde jokes

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Destiny Rose 6 years ago

*facepalm*

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Gillian Black 6 years ago

yes well ok I believe her but oh dear

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Wind Wolf 6 years ago

Now they're together, forever.

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Joelyn Kitzmiller 6 years ago

😂😂😂

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Karen Woodruff 6 years ago

My 5 year old did this.

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paulo marreco 6 years ago

So she decided to lose the lock.

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Bill Taylor 6 years ago

Brilliant!!!

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Don Flynn 6 years ago

great idea though... really it is!

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Šimon Špaček 6 years ago

It is art. For sure.

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Kerri Russ 6 years ago

And how do we know a GUY didn't do it and is just blaming it on the girlfriend? Huh? HUH???

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Jessica Temple 6 years ago

wow.

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Carmen Elena 6 years ago

Seriously?

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Matthew A 6 years ago

Genius

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Jessica Gunn 6 years ago

She's might lose the lock, good thing she attached it to the keys.....

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Molly Block 6 years ago

Was she high????

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Bella Smith 6 years ago

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#16

Nobody At The Church Thought This Was A Bad Idea?

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#17

Hospital I'm At Is Putting Cookies On The Patient Trays For Halloween. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

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#18

We Own A Family Business. Mom Thought She Bought A Map Of The World For The Conference Room

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#19

Just Keep Pushing Bro, It Will Fit

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#20

I Don't Think My Mom Understands How Her Rice Cooker Works

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#21

Wasn’t His Time

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#22

That's Not How Cereal Bars Work

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#23

Saw This Woman Getting A Better View Of The Eclipse

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#24

How To Open Wine Without A Wine Bottle Opener

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#25

I Am Not A Smart Man

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#26

Trump Watching The Solar Eclipse

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#27

My Company Wanted To Make Our Fountain Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness. Didn't... Quite Get It Right

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#28

He Thought He'd Make It To The End Before The Bridge Fully Opened

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#29

I Don't Think That's How They Are Supposed To Be Used

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#30

Just Give Passengers A Loaded Gun, Why Don't You?

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#31

I Was Just Absentmindedly Running My Pen Over My Jeans While Talking To My Teacher And I Didn’t Realise It Was Open

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#32

Just One Spot Left To Paint Now

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#33

I'm Actually A Little Bit Impressed

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#34

Bank Of Peppa Pig

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#35

I Live In A Town Where I Have Been Waiting For This To Happen For Almost 24 Years... Today, It Finally Happened

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#36

Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers

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#37

So I Thought It Would Be Smart To Clean My Keyboard Keys In Hot Water

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#38

"I Think I'll Put My Television On This Decorative, Non-Structural Mantel"

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#39

It Is A Bigger Problem Than We Thought...

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#40

When You Come Back To Eat Your Eggs That Have Definitely Been Boiling For Long Enough By Now

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#41

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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#42

This Was Not A Good Idea

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#43

And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day

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#44

Do Not Park On The Beach

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#45

This Is What Happens When Your 2,088 Week Old Mother Loves To Push Buttons In Her New Car

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#46

This Is My Favourite Item Ever Returned At Walmart. Happened At My Store

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#47

My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking

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#48

People In Oregon Aren't Allowed To Pump Their Own Gas. This Is What It Looks Like When They Travel

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#49

I Thought This Happens Only In Cartoons

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#50

Someone Showed Up At My Friend's Hospital With This Last Night

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#51

Guy Gets Too Close To Wild Fox While Snapchatting It, Fox Steals His Wallet

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#52

Some People's Stupidity Is Beyond Me

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#53

Oh Postal Worker Haha You Are So Funny

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#54

I Don't Think He Realized He'd Be Filmed From This Angle

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#55

This Is What Happens When Your Dumb Manager Doesn't Believe That Dough Will Continue To Rise

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#56

Let Me Stand Near This Spinning Brush With A Long Hose

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#57

A Buddy Of Mine Seemed To Think Stick Sun Screen Was A Good Idea

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#58

Today Someone Decided To Make An Illegal U Turn At The Worst Possible Time

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#59

This Shopper

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#60

Woman At Station Using Gasoline To Clean Bumper

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#61

In Rare Incident, Suburban Man Claims He's Smaller Than He Actually Is

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#62

Frankly I'm Not Even Sure What Was Being Attempted Here

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#63

Potted At A McDonald's Drive Thru In Tennessee

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#64

I Have Discovered The Longest Length Of Board I Can Fit In My Car... Apparently A Hair Shy Of 10 Feet!

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#65

So This Happened At My University Today

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#66

I Just Got This Snap Chat From My Brother

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#67

My 12 Year Old Nephew Decided That Hitting A Spray Paint Can With A Hammer Was A Good Idea

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#68

Was Trying To Land My Quadcopter On My Dad's Head

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#69

Hold My Beer While I Make My Escape

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#70

There Was An Attempt To Steal A Light Pole

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#71

My Wife Is A Court Reporter And This Just Happened

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#72

Let's Put On A Ton Of Shirts, What Could Go Wrong?

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#73

Not One Of My Brightest Moments

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#74

Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally

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#75

I'm Not A Smart Man

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#76

If It Fits... I Park A Car In A Van

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#77

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know

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#78

Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap

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#79

Thought I Was Using The Wet Wipes In My Bathroom, I Was Wrong. RIP My A**hole

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#80

My Mum's Work Friend Sent Her A Present. She Thought It Was A Keyring

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#81

Wtf Am I At Uni With?

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#82

Traveling With My Mom. Saw Her Phone, And Investigated. Informed Her That She Used The Screen Protector's Throwaway Film Instead Of The Actual Screen Protector. She Literally Used Trash As A Screen Protector

Traveling With My Mom. Saw Her Phone, And Investigated. Informed Her That She Used The Screen Protector's Throwaway Film Instead Of The Actual Screen Protector. She Literally Used Trash As A Screen Protector

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#83

A Disaster Of Idiotic Proportions Waiting To Happen

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#84

Someone In My Office Apparently Tried To Xerox Whatever Was On Their iPad Screen

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#85

This Is Why You Don't Shoot Bullets Up In The Air

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#86

My Friends Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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#87

This Woman Was Spray-Painting Her Car Black In A Walmart Parking Lot On A Windy Day

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#88

My Friends Carpenter Saw Nothing Wrong With How He Installed The Closet Doors

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#89

I've Made A Mistake

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#90

Someone Thought The Stop Line Was A Parking Space

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#91

Have You Ever Seen One Of These Pictures And Wondered "What The Hell Was The Driver Thinking?" Well, This Is My Sister, And I'll Ask Her The Next Time I See Her

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#92

My Friend Was Curling Her Eyelashes While Walking And Tripped. This Happened:

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#93

Oh It’ll Fit

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#94

This Happened At My Local Restaurant

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#95

Oh... What Did You Take That Picture With?

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#96

I Wonder Why

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#97

So This Just Happened

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#98

Idiot Of The Week Award Goes To This Lady

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#99

My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer

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#100

Meanwhile In Texas, Stupidity Reigns

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#101

He Was Really Happy About Getting A New Mouse

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#102

To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather

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#103

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

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#104

And This Is Why You Don't Buy An iPhone From Someone Who Approaches You On The Street In China

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#105

If Only There Was A Sign Or Something

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#106

New Year's Eve Aftermath: When You're So Drunk You Lose Your Home Phone

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#107

"Just Spray It Quickly Dude, I Don't Need You To Rub It In"

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#108

I Saw Someone Washing Their SUV Today

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#109

I'll Just Drive My Prius Down This Mud Track, What Could Go Wrong?

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#110

One Of My Professors Thought The Screen Was A Whiteboard

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#111

This Happened

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#112

Brain Cells Are Not Required To Pack Shipments For Amazon

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#113

I Am Not A Smart Man

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#114

My Bike Was Stolen Today. I Don't Know Who The Bigger Idiot Was

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#115

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak... I Think I Might Win This One

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#116

So My Friend Did A Real Dumb Thing Today

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#117

Looks Secure To Me

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#118

She Learned The Hard Way

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