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People Can’t Stop Trolling This $9000 Swiss Army Knife On Amazon, And Here Are 46 Of The Funniest Reviews
Looking for a Christmas gift that the giant tool... Er, giant tool-lover in your life will love? Look no further than the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant. 674 Amazon customers can't be wrong, can they?
With over 87 implements, the sleek and subtle device is able to perform over 141 functions, from apple coring to fish scaling. It's a steal at just $9000 plus shipping, meaning you won't feel so bad about the second mortgage you'll need to take out to pay for it. According to users, if you leave the knife in your car overnight, it'll even fix it up, drive it into town, and return with 2 hookers and a cooler full of beer. Now that's value!
In case you're still having doubts, we've compiled some Amazon reviews from satisfied Wenger customers that will definitely sway you. If you're stumped on what to get everyone else on your list, check out some more products that received Amazon praise.
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just a thought ! 7 years ago
You know you bought the right thing when you "accidentally" repair engines ...
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Chocolate Quente e Biscoitos 7 years ago
People never cease to amaze me with their creativity.. xD
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Lilly Friedman 7 years ago
If "truck" was replaced with "Impala," this would be a perfect episode of Supernatural.
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Royal_Emperor 7 years ago
Although this is hilarious, i am considering the possibility very seriously.
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Cip IESAN 7 years ago
Marty, you should read the users manual first! You must pull the third screwdriver twice, the toothpick once and the 115-th knife three times to come back in our time. But stay there, it's better! No, there is no risk of nuclear war and food is healthier! And you have no Facebook, lucky guy!
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Ceili Fey Hause 5 years ago
If you go the amazon and read the comment section, there are waaaaay more than are listed here, and all of them are golden XD
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TheReader19 7 years ago
Ordered mine tomorrow and was delivered last week. Your move!
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Black Dahlia 7 years ago
Ten-pound bags of mini marshmallows beg to differ.
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TheReader19 7 years ago
Ordered mine tomorrow and was delivered last week. Your move!
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Ten-pound bags of mini marshmallows beg to differ.
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