OMG yessssss, It drives me bonkers. Everyday my son makes at least 2 things that he wants me to keep and ooh and ahh over. If I even mention throwing stuff away it ends in tears.

A great hiding place for som Me time, along with the kitchen!

15 minutes of showering is my "me time". #twinlife

No truer words spoken.

maybe because you are dirty. and you Americans walk all over your house with your shoes on, collecting every piss, dirt and snot you step on, and then walk inside your home, that's smart!

This must be talking about dad’s not mum’s because we all know finding clothes with pockets is like finding a needle in a haystack. My handbag is the tiny garbage can.

Im single and still made that happen on multiple days.

Ends?! This is me by 10am! Haha

Hahaha, yup. I have only recently started doing this and have been wondering why I didn’t start sooner.

Great. Thanks. A LOT.

and sticks and leaves and shells and seed pods and dead flowers and bugs and .... literally everything else they spot whilst out on a walk

The picture on the left is awesome. I wish she was still with us. Gone too soon.

Yeah, this one hit home. At least half the laundry loads now a days have some sort of urine content to them.

If you're getting 4 minutes before pausing, you've only got one kid!

My little boy does this all the time. Bless his 18 year old cotton socks!

Sleeping on the carpet, while you are used as a hindrance for the toy cars.

Lol yeah my little nephew fell asleep with his neck hanging over the car seat and I commented to his mom on how UNCOMFORTABLE it looked and was she sure thst he was just sleeping? 😂

Except for makeshift toys which are the garbage you are not allowed to throw away.

I am lucky, I get to finish my meals but I am the last to be served and my food is slightly cold.

Including - Please tell your doctor if you are pregnant or planning to become pregnant

She's only 8 month at the moment. Right the the fridge is already a graveyard for her dad's unfinished drinks... Now I'm a little afraid

... and Lego hazards

Have you never heard of duct tape? Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

Example: Your kid wants water, simple right? Do you fill up a cup/bottle, you bring it to them and they complain you did it wrong with no explanation. (Talking from experience)

I have actually learnt to get over the guilt whenever I am away from the kiddies. Took me many years but now I relish and enjoy my time without any guilt or worry.

OR the batteries!

That’s for my hubby to do.

The something is boogers...

7 am: make coffee 9 am: remember that you made coffee pour a cup. 1 pm: pour the cold, untouched coffee down the sink, make a new one 5 pm: pour a cup, heat in microwave 6:30 am, find your cup in the microwave, pour it out

I actually laughed out loud!

Except for the crafts table

Yay! Me time!

I am my kids playground.

D. In your pocket/handbag (ready to be shown on demand any time, day or night, 7 days a week)

I am 37 and i am obviously still a kid :(

I hate fireworks. They are loud, pointless and bad for the environment.

I NEVER felt guilt about what I had to decide for my kids. You have to just accept from Day1 that you are not perfect, and all you can do is be prepared to stand by the decisions. Guilt is the most destructive emotion. Learn to beat it back.

Nope, wrong shirt. Followed closely by "not those pants, I want the other pants!"

true

And it will be in front of a group of strangers while waiting in line...

wut

Or you're late for work and when you drop your daughter off at childcare, she alights from the car rather like I think nice ladies in the Jane Austen era alighted from carriages, pausing in a genteel way half way out of the car to admire what a nice day it is and your head explodes.

When I retired I was gifted with a balloon bouquet. I brought them home and set them free. One of the mylar ones stayed on the ceiling for over a year. It was wonderful.

And then you have crusts of 15 loaves of bread to deal with.

I met a lady who had 8 children including 2 sets of twins. I asked her how she kept her sanity, she responded "sanity is over-rated" with an evil smile :)

The bottom half of the tree is ornament free to keep them away from curious hands.

Never! Just when you think you are done with the kids, you have Grandkids. So, yeah... NEVER!

Or you press the button on the kettle for your morning coffee and then go to put on a load of nappies and press the button again and go to referee a fight and then press the button again and hang the nappies on the line and then press the button again and clean up vomit and then press the button again...and it's bedtime.

But then you'll worry because you can't hear them!