That's my land

Twinkie is just south of here ..

Remind me not to go there, especially in the warm months. It's GOTTA have that name for a reason right?

Yes Eddy!

Original settlers - "Why not just stop here"

"Accident Elementary School" come on.

"The Not So Boring Bar and Grill" oh wow you think you're better than the rest of the town? :P

I wonder what the local highschool's mascot is... LOL

Someone holds a serious grudge against toads.

Pronounced "Frankensteen"

The settlers asked the local Native Indians for information about the area

ummm... okay... but what if someone asked you where you live......

umm... where is the volcano?? XD

From Wikipedia "Scratch Ankle got its name from the fact locals, who were often seen by railroad workers scratching their ankles due to excessive mosquito bites.["

santa claus is coming to town... oh wait XD

There's a big underground movement there.

There is also a town called Truth or Consequences (T or C for short) which was named after the same game styled TV show back in the day (Google it)

Is it hiding in the corner of the state?

right next to a diner called 'porky pig'!😯

Guess they lucked out with Katrina!

According to local lore, the headland was worn bare of vegetation, making it stand out in contrast to the forest behind it. This "bald" headland served as a reference point for ships entering the river, and the name Bald Head Island has endured. - Wikipedia

I've been there... it's pronounced "freeze", not like the food

You may use this crossing but must carry a bottle of beer with you.

Soups on.. Tonight we eat roadkill.

Trying so hard to live up to it's name

What about Cucumber, WV?? No love for my precious Cucumber??

W E L C O M E T O C H I L I ' S

You're allowed to have multiple beers there!

Not much, what's over there?

the real las vegas

Why did you not pick Climax, Michigan.

"The community was originally a company town, and its name is derived from the practice of paying employees in scrip, or coupons" Wikipedia.

I like big butts and I cannot lie..and besides, I have a sense of humor.

that map is Flippen confusing

Horse Feathers!

Must be such nice people live there. Traditional local greeting "Sorry"

welcome to the dummer library! Where the books make you dummer and dummer

Just not at spelling!

Your getting too close, better pull your cord!!

Picked a Moosup in Connecticut, going to put him down in Maine or something like that

Known for it's orange potatoes??

Montana needs a little lift here

After the lightening storm, the city is gone!

Appears to be surrounded by desert. Chugging & stocking up on water while passing through may be good advice! Especially as there is a place there which I hope is only named "Burns Land & Cattle", rather than that just being a statement about the road...

Uh I live in AZ, and I've never heard of this one

Sounds like another place to avoid

They stopped playing basketball there altogether

I don't see the streak of brown down the middle, not that I'm trying real hard!

Here in Denmark we have several towns called “Lem”, which means penis. (It also means “member” or “limb”)

Nibley was named after a leader of the Mormon church. Stupid things you get taught here in Utah.