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Giving a used item a second chance in life is a win-win situation; you get something you need by taking it off of the hands of someone who no longer does. And while that in itself is in no way funny, the listings often are.

Some hilarious—or bizarre, at least—internet listings often end up on the ‘WTF Garage Sale’ subreddit. Created nearly a decade ago, it features everything from some rather questionable items to things that simply shouldn’t be given a second chance. We have gathered some of the best examples on this list for you to marvel at, so scroll down to find them, and enjoy the deep dive into what would likely be the weirdest shopping experience possible.

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Not Sure If This Fits Here, But I Found This Today At A Flea Market And Couldn't Help Laughing!

Not Sure If This Fits Here, But I Found This Today At A Flea Market And Couldn't Help Laughing!

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#2

Antique Dolls For Sale. Sometimes They Move But Psalms 91 Calms Them Down

Antique Dolls For Sale. Sometimes They Move But Psalms 91 Calms Them Down

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With more and more of our lives happening online, it is no surprise that some of our habits also shift accordingly. The internet nowadays is far more than a place to look for information or talk to friends; it can be of use when it comes to nearly everything from sharing pictures to buying houses.

Our buying habits are one of the things that changed quite significantly with the rise of the internet. The door-to-door salespeople were faced with the challenge of competing against online stores, and spending countless hours driving from store to store has been replaced by repeatedly clicking the mouse by your computer.

Consequently, even second-hand shopping eventually moved into the online world; hence, the somewhat bizarre listings on this list.

#4

Well If That Ain't A Good Deal, I Don't Know What Is!

Well If That Ain't A Good Deal, I Don't Know What Is!

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Nowadays, there is no need to make the trip to the store if you don’t feel like it; even if it’s a second-hand item you want to buy. A quick online search can typically lead you to an abundance of listings and all sorts of websites, from Ebay to Vinted, Craigslist, and many more.

According to last year’s data, the former—Ebay—was the most popular online platform for second-hand purchases in the United States, used by as many as two-thirds of the surveyed US consumers. It is followed by Facebook Marketplace (with 55% respondents saying they’ve used it to buy something), and OfferUp (with 24%).

#6

Sperm Bank?

Sperm Bank?

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#7

I Regret Leaving Without This

I Regret Leaving Without This

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#8

From A Local Buy And Sell Group

From A Local Buy And Sell Group

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Even though now it might seem like it’s been around forever, Ebay’s history actually spans less than three decades. It was started by Pierre Omidyar in 1995, when after spending the Labor Day weekend writing code on his computer, he launched what became the forefather of Ebay—AuctionWeb, a site "dedicated to bringing together buyers and sellers in an honest and open marketplace".

The same year Pierre made his first sale—a broken laser pointer, bought by a Canadian, Mark Fraser. At that time, Mark was doing quite a lot of presentations and thought he could use such a pointer, but couldn’t acquire all the details necessary to make one, until he found the broken item on the website.

#9

I Present To You: The Funniest Sign I’ve Ever Seen At An Antique Shop

I Present To You: The Funniest Sign I’ve Ever Seen At An Antique Shop

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#10

Anyone Want Floor Burritos?

Anyone Want Floor Burritos?

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#11

I Didn't Buy It. Think I Should Have Bought It?

I Didn't Buy It. Think I Should Have Bought It?

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Mark’s story about the laser pointer might put things into perspective, showing that maybe—just maybe—people selling all sorts of broken or worn-out items are not crazy (as someone might actually buy them). Yet the people responsible for certain listings, asking for hundreds of dollars for something clearly not worth such money, often seem to be rather out of touch with reality. 

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“There are a ton of people that... shall we say... underestimate or understate the wear and tear on a couch, for instance, and think that a couch that's torn up by a dog, or just decades of normal use, is still worth over $100," one of the moderators of the ‘WTF Garage Sale’ subreddit, u/Lyle_the_Crocodile, told Bored Panda in a previous interview.

#12

Someone In Pennsylvania Is Still Deciding If They Want A Career In Art Or In Serial Killing

Someone In Pennsylvania Is Still Deciding If They Want A Career In Art Or In Serial Killing

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#13

Found On Facebook Marketplace

Found On Facebook Marketplace

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Another popular choice among fans of online listings, Facebook Marketplace, was introduced in 2016, and made its way to the second place among the most popular platforms for purchasing used items rather quickly.

Meta pointed out that Marketplace was launched as a result of people already using Facebook groups for selling and buying items. It suggested that in 2016, over 450 million people were doing it each month, “from families in a local neighborhood to collectors around the world”.

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#16

My Heart Says Buy It, But My Mind Says No

My Heart Says Buy It, But My Mind Says No

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was great until picture #4, where the dots from keeping the glass stuck on make his booty look more like boobs, considering the nips.

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#17

Gently Used Casket

Gently Used Casket

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Anyone who’s ever spent at least a couple of minutes on Marketplace has likely noticed that you can find nearly anything and everything there, from used kitchen equipment to shoes in odd numbers, and much more. But no matter how peculiar the items are, giving them away is better than throwing them away, as long as there are people who need them.

The moderator of ‘WTF Garage Sale’, u/Lyle_the_Crocodile, told Bored Panda before that they see listings on Facebook Marketplace and other platforms as a net positive. "If someone, somewhere wants your old prosthetic leg, it's better to sell it to them (or give it away), rather than having it end up in a dump,” they explained. “The clutter and chaos of the modern online marketplaces is a reflection of modern consumerism and waste, so it's hard to look at some of it, but it's important. A landfill full of prosthetic body parts is just as full as a landfill full of car tires and electronics."

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#18

Hello, We Are Here For Your Soul

Hello, We Are Here For Your Soul

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#19

Found These Playing Cards At The Thrift Store Today

Found These Playing Cards At The Thrift Store Today

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Redditor u/Lyle_the_Crocodile has a point; overflowing landfills are indeed a huge problem nowadays, and giving a used item a second chance to live might be one of the ways to slow it down, at least. 

According to The World Counts, people dump over 2 billion tons of waste every year, which accumulates at a rapid pace because 99% of what we buy is thrown out within six months. As I’m writing this, there seems to be roughly 1,560,440,600 tons of waste dumped this year already.

#21

Bought This Beautiful Shirt At A Deseret Industries Thrift Store Near My Area. Gonna Use It As Pajamas Lmao

Bought This Beautiful Shirt At A Deseret Industries Thrift Store Near My Area. Gonna Use It As Pajamas Lmao

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#22

Not What I Expected To Find At Goodwill

Not What I Expected To Find At Goodwill

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#23

Stanced Out Grocery Cart With Underglow

Stanced Out Grocery Cart With Underglow

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Next time you see something weird or funny-looking among listings online, you don’t necessarily have to refrain from laughing (seeing someone trying to sell a Flintmobile in the age of Tesla is indeed somewhat amusing). But it’s worth remembering that putting up a listing as such might be worth it, as you never know when an individual looking for exactly that shows up. Chances are, people didn’t think anyone would need a broken laser pointer either.

#24

I Give You Da Bearbulance

I Give You Da Bearbulance

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Da bearbulance seems to be one of da more normal contraptions on da list here

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#25

Found This Terrifying Childrens Book At A Sale Today 😳

Found This Terrifying Childrens Book At A Sale Today 😳

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I legit used to have that book as a kid. I think it's still in a box in the basement

Christof Irran
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your neighbor keeps asking you to babysit for her and you want to say "no" but can't - well, this would be a great book to read to her kids, and she'll never ask you again.

moggie63
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatever the hell else this is, it's a genuine book, and nearly £40 on Amazon!

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#27

I Guess His Name Is Gum Parker?

I Guess His Name Is Gum Parker?

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#29

Goodwill Is Selling Some Preschooler's Papier Mache Project For $3

Goodwill Is Selling Some Preschooler's Papier Mache Project For $3

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know, aren't preschoolers like four years old? That doesn't look like it was made by a four year old.

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#30

Mcdonalds Playplace For Sale

Mcdonalds Playplace For Sale

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just order a new one? After you've figured in the cost of dismantling the whole thing, transporting it to its new location and then reassembling and refurbishing it, it probably wouldn't be worth it, anyway...

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#31

"This Comes Alive At Night And Poops In The Sink" For Only $2,500

"This Comes Alive At Night And Poops In The Sink" For Only $2,500

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#33

I Feel Like It Wants Something From Me

I Feel Like It Wants Something From Me

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#34

Vintage Wedding Photo Found In 70s Erotica Novel "Bitch"

Vintage Wedding Photo Found In 70s Erotica Novel "Bitch"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she was trying to learn some new things, to try with her husband.

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#35

Today It Is Our Weird Garage Sale Item. Pls Buy My Cow

Today It Is Our Weird Garage Sale Item. Pls Buy My Cow

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#38

Human Sized Rabbit In Victorian Dress, Yes Please! Yours For Only $150 Each, Down From $1200!

Human Sized Rabbit In Victorian Dress, Yes Please! Yours For Only $150 Each, Down From $1200!

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#39

Shirley Is Looking Pretty Rough These Days

Shirley Is Looking Pretty Rough These Days

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#41

Facebook Marketplace Is Wild

Facebook Marketplace Is Wild

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it weird that I need to see more pictures and want measurements

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#43

Found This In Good Will. It's A Piggy Bank Where You Put Coins Up A Baby's Butt While It's Giving You A Shocked Pikachu Face

Found This In Good Will. It's A Piggy Bank Where You Put Coins Up A Baby's Butt While It's Giving You A Shocked Pikachu Face

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#44

Someone Help This Man Find Right Handed Gloves Please

Someone Help This Man Find Right Handed Gloves Please

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until the find out they don’t sell R gloves anywhere, only sright, meright and xsright and xlrights…..

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#49

Living In Texas You Get Gold Like This Almost Everyday

Living In Texas You Get Gold Like This Almost Everyday

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#50

Husband Died And Selling His Tools. Also, She's Back On The Market

Husband Died And Selling His Tools. Also, She's Back On The Market

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#51

Only Worn Once! Great Addition To Your Gender Reveal Party!

Only Worn Once! Great Addition To Your Gender Reveal Party!

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#52

"Best Selling Products"? Really?

"Best Selling Products"? Really?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy f**k, I need this, I need it so bad, I don’t even know why, but I want maybe 5 of them

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#53

Bought A Cute Antique Barrel Today At An Estate Sale. This Was Painted On The Underside Of The Lid

Bought A Cute Antique Barrel Today At An Estate Sale. This Was Painted On The Underside Of The Lid

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#54

Seller Listed Couch For $650 "Like New , Great Condition"

Seller Listed Couch For $650 "Like New , Great Condition"

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#55

Quirky Picture Frame. I'm An Artist So I'll Make Something To Fit It Perfectly!

Quirky Picture Frame. I'm An Artist So I'll Make Something To Fit It Perfectly!

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#56

Never Worn Doesn’t Mean Never “Used”…

Never Worn Doesn’t Mean Never “Used”…

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#57

Used Item For Sale At The Local Surplus Store - With Remote

Used Item For Sale At The Local Surplus Store - With Remote

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#58

Fun For The Whole Family!

Fun For The Whole Family!

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#59

Stony Mountain Crotch Crickets! (Found On Another Site, I Looked For It On Here And Didn’t See It So If It’s A Repeat I Apologize)

Stony Mountain Crotch Crickets! (Found On Another Site, I Looked For It On Here And Didn’t See It So If It’s A Repeat I Apologize)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely bedbugs, Crimson Ramblers, Mahogany Flats, Bed Lice, Night Riders...nasty little b**tards. Tough to get rid of.

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#60

Metal Cash Box Full Of Little Plastic Babies

Metal Cash Box Full Of Little Plastic Babies

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a lot of King Cake. There is a tradition in the Mardi Gras celebration in the states to bake a cake (like a twisted Danish pastry) with one of these hidden in it. Whoever find the baby buys the next King Cake.

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#61

My S.O. Just Paid $15 For This At A Thrift Store

My S.O. Just Paid $15 For This At A Thrift Store

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#62

Honestly, Not A Bad Price

Honestly, Not A Bad Price

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#63

I Saw This Budget Nightmare On Elm Street Gloves At The Flea Market Today. Freddy "Butterfingers" Krueger

I Saw This Budget Nightmare On Elm Street Gloves At The Flea Market Today. Freddy "Butterfingers" Krueger

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#64

Old Picture Of Cat Chair Found In Florida

Old Picture Of Cat Chair Found In Florida

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#65

I Guess Diane Didn't Like Her Custom Cd

I Guess Diane Didn't Like Her Custom Cd

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#66

Rip My Boy Boobie, Found Today At A Local Thrift Shop

Rip My Boy Boobie, Found Today At A Local Thrift Shop

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#67

Vaginal Steam Chair

Vaginal Steam Chair

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gwyneth Paltrow is probably selling these for 10x the price….lol

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#68

The Entire Bible On 79 Cds For $20

The Entire Bible On 79 Cds For $20

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#69

Sweet Thanks! Always Wanted A Mold Infested Suit!

Sweet Thanks! Always Wanted A Mold Infested Suit!

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#71

Do Something Better With Your Time

Do Something Better With Your Time

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#72

Not A Neighborhood Garage Sale But Walmart Clearance Section - This Will Blow You Away!

Not A Neighborhood Garage Sale But Walmart Clearance Section - This Will Blow You Away!

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#74

A 2001 Scorpion King Action Figure Found At Goodwill

A 2001 Scorpion King Action Figure Found At Goodwill

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#75

This Child Was Not Impressed With Having To Model For Scale 😂

This Child Was Not Impressed With Having To Model For Scale 😂

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#76

Fish Sandals

Fish Sandals

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must have been a b***h trying to catch two bass the exact same size in order to make these

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#78

Found At My Local Market. The Guy Selling Them Wanted Me To Know They Came From Real Buffalo Mouths

Found At My Local Market. The Guy Selling Them Wanted Me To Know They Came From Real Buffalo Mouths

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David A Paterson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fairly normal, also fairly banned. Trade in body parts from buffalo is banned under the convention in trade of endangered species.

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#81

Breast Implants ... Good Deal Or No?

Breast Implants ... Good Deal Or No?

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Brenda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a breast prosthesis. It cost $400 5 years ago. And it actually looks like a real breast. Pass!!!

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#82

Unique Is One Word For It, I Guess

Unique Is One Word For It, I Guess

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#83

Leg

Leg

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#86

Opened Facebook Marketplace To Sell A Few Things After A Year Or So Of Inactivity And Found These

Opened Facebook Marketplace To Sell A Few Things After A Year Or So Of Inactivity And Found These

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#87

Only $75 With "Some Foot Stains"

Only $75 With "Some Foot Stains"

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#89

Found On Facebook Marketplace Group

Found On Facebook Marketplace Group

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#92

These "Vintage Wooden Cats" On Marketplace Are Unsettling

These "Vintage Wooden Cats" On Marketplace Are Unsettling

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#93

Hmmm

Hmmm

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a chance that kid is going to be raised with a very specific viewpoint...

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#94

Tell Me You’re A Predator Without Telling Me You’re A Predator

Tell Me You’re A Predator Without Telling Me You’re A Predator

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eric Cartman - I am a young boy seeking an older male for good times. I am eight years old and would li- [replies start cascading over his message]

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#96

Found This In A Local “Yard Sale” Group I’m In. Gotta Love Rural South Carolina

Found This In A Local “Yard Sale” Group I’m In. Gotta Love Rural South Carolina

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#98

Another Thing I Didn't Know There Was A Market For - Empty Cigarette Cases

Another Thing I Didn't Know There Was A Market For - Empty Cigarette Cases

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#99

Bus Stop For Sale

Bus Stop For Sale

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um - I wonder if the local government and bus service know it is being 'relocated'.

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#100

Got An Awesome Comforter At A Secondhand Shop. It Even Came With A Free Knife!

Got An Awesome Comforter At A Secondhand Shop. It Even Came With A Free Knife!

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#102

$50 For An Infection In Your Left Ear Only

$50 For An Infection In Your Left Ear Only

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#103

Local Racoon Skull And Foraged Items For The Low Low Price Of $125!

Local Racoon Skull And Foraged Items For The Low Low Price Of $125!

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Shayne Randlett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone is going to see this and thing and say, "Yes! I have just the place for this!" It's not going to be me, but someone will...

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#106

Once Was All White But Now Mostly Green

Once Was All White But Now Mostly Green

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Kathy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never heard of a WHITE bra turning green before... Grey - sure, yellow - often. But green? And a uniform color of green, to boot... Something fishy going on here, for sure.

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#107

Low Key Want It

Low Key Want It

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I want to see a wizard of oz spinoff about the lollipop guild's seedy underworld.

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#110

All These Clowns Can Make A Circus!

All These Clowns Can Make A Circus!

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#111

£10 For Some Framed Packets Of Cheese And Onion Crisps

£10 For Some Framed Packets Of Cheese And Onion Crisps

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#112

Didn't I Tell You To Wash Behind Your Ears?

Didn't I Tell You To Wash Behind Your Ears?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew someone who came back from Nam with a similar necklace. I wish I were kidding

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#113

Imagine Turning On The Lamp And Seeing This

Imagine Turning On The Lamp And Seeing This

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#114

Prince Charming - Pet Rock Edition

Prince Charming - Pet Rock Edition

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#116

Probably Had 300 People Show Up Over The Weekend, Then This Guy Showed Up, Wish I Got A Video Of Him Pulling Away, No Muffler, Probably Hear It A Mile Away

Probably Had 300 People Show Up Over The Weekend, Then This Guy Showed Up, Wish I Got A Video Of Him Pulling Away, No Muffler, Probably Hear It A Mile Away

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#118

But Where’s The Body?

But Where’s The Body?

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