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There’s a world of difference between the real and the online world. Especially when you’re trying to buy or sell something in person versus doing so on the internet. When you can’t see the other person and they’re only talking via text messages, your communication is going to look very different. In some cases, for the worse… and the weird!
The ‘DM Drama’ account is a popular Instagram project that features some of the most dramatic, bizarre, and unhinged screenshots of online conversations between vendors and buyers. We’ve collected some of the strangest ones to show you. Scroll down to check them out!
More info: Instagram | DMdrama.com

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That probably explains all the posts where the first reply is "I have a boyfriend". Saves time

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‘DM Drama’ was created back in early 2016. In the 8+ years since its inception, the project has grown by leaps and bounds. Currently, a whopping 578k people follow the account on Instagram.

If you ever find yourself involved in dramatic buying or selling conversations online, you can always send the screenshots to the curator of the account. You never know, you might end up getting featured!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing how many sellers don't know how to ship and then get all defensive and aggressive when their item arrives damaged.

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Your reputation is absolutely everything when it comes to your online presence. In an ideal world, only trustworthy people would be allowed to sell things on the internet. And the very act of selling would be as frictionless as possible.

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However, we don’t live in an ideal world. No matter how many rating systems and layers of verification you introduce, you can’t fully avoid wannabe scammers… or just plain oddballs who don’t quite get social cues.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks sad....someone get the poor dog some nice shoes and a cap to finish the look.

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If you’re selling something, you probably want to create an aura of professionalism. You want your potential customers to instantly trust you. First impressions really do matter. What your profile photo looks like, how you introduce yourself in your bio, how you describe the items you’re selling—all of this instantly draws people in or pushes them away.

If the item you’re selling is rare and in demand, you’ll still get a lot of potential buyers, sure. But if you’re not their only option, the odds are that the customers will opt for the most reliable-looking salespeople with good ratings (and proper grammar!).

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Chrissie Anit
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's sad, they act all understanding when it turns out it was the little brother, but then nackhandedly dish out a bad review.

Přemek Marek
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was it true though? It was. Did it cause problems for them? It did. Just because they understand how the problem was caused does not mean it is not a problem anymore. My first response, as a seller, would be to refund all costs and ask them to ship it back (I would give them the code so it does not cost them anything). Truthful and deserved review.

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Cooking Panda
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"TY honey I ain't mad at you" my a*5. The seller apologized & investigate. The prank didn't damage the shoes (as far as we know). This customer is a jerk

Annabelle
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She didn't pay for it, her bf did. If he left the review, she can't control how he responds. Just a thought.

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rullyman
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 stars is mean. Sure, knock a star off, but by your own admission the boots were in great condition. At least the bap was still in a bag!

Pandarosa
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weirdly, this has also made me hungry. Maybe not for a boot bap though.

PFD
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh, so it was the brother's prank, that still means the buyer got an item with food stuffed in it. The bad review is entirely justified. It could happen again, especially if there's no cost to it.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm on the fence. I agree, joke or not, getting surprises moldy food in a package is gross. But, the review makes it seem like the seller was like "Yeah, my brother pulled a prank,.So what?" They were clearly very apologetic & embarrassed, and genuinely did not mean for it to happen. Idk, though if I were the seller, I'd probably give them a huge discount or not charge at all for the inconvenience. Lesson learned to start checking the items before shipping if they sell anything in the future

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Verena
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seller should have offered to return the shoes, at her expenses. Instead she asks about payment only. Plus where in the process of packaging of a sold item could somebody add something, unnoticed?

Jaya
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're putting stuff in a box, check that everything looks good and and then walk to another room to get tape, a sibling could quickly put something in before you come back. But I agree that it's weird that the seller immediately asks about the payment instead of offering to have them returned or a discount.

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JELLY
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason I thought the bf secretly ate meat and stuffed it in the boot in a panic lol

Aleksandras Tvardauskas
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once went to see a car that I was considering buying. All went fine until we popped the hood and found a large piece of cake just chilling under it. I bet the seller will also remember the moment for the rest of her life :D

Natalia
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How has the buyer received the shoes without paying for them? That's def not how vinted works!

Charl Marx
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think the seller is asking if the buyer will accept delivery without raising a formal dispute and asking for a refund etc. The money doesn't get transferred to the seller until the buyer has confirmed that they are satisfied with their purchase.

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Binky Melnik
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the word “grinders” IS in the title of the ad. ☺️

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People like this are why I'd rather just take the loss and give things to a charity shop. Or do a car boot sale and get it all sorted in one day

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Furthermore, how you communicate with your clients is absolutely paramount. You want to be crystal clear, to the point, and professional. You don’t want there to be any ambiguity about what you’re selling, how much it costs, how you’ll be delivering the item, and when the buyer can expect to get it.

Naturally, not every buyer will have gotten an A+ in reading comprehension. You will—almost inevitably—end up repeating the same information that you’ve clearly written out elsewhere. So, a dash of patience is always a good thing to have.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can hear these words ringing in my head, as it was one of my mum's fav sayings. She's gone now...so this post triggered warm memories.

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTH is a size (UK) 2 ? It starts at size 4 (which is crazy in itself) in the UK, btw, which is more than what a size 8 was in the 80s/90s/at least early 2000s - I was 7st when I wore that size 8,(7st = 98lbs, for Americans), btw, in those decades - and I was considered too thin! Does anyone know the measurements for a size 2? And did manufacturers just change the size numbers with the idea to make women feel as thin as someone who rarely eats??? Insane! Edit I put 'less' instead of more. Yup, original size 8 had smaller measurements than todays size 4!!! Damn!

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When communicating with a buyer or seller via direct messages, try to be concise and polite. And it bodes repeating: watch your grammar, style, and punctuation.

Writing errors are inevitable, no matter how skilled a professional you are (everyone makes mistakes). However, their frequency hints at your character as a person.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh it's for my dying child for his last Xmas" these type of sob stories give me the wrench.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why does bored panda censor 'ugly', 'idiot' and 'stupid' now??? 😭😭

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people must do this messing about as a hobby. It's like performance art to them

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Someone who is deliberate with their writing and takes the time to edit and proofread their messages fundamentally feels more trustworthy than someone who sends you incomprehensible gibberish.

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In this day and age, with so many free grammar check programs easily available to the wider public, it feels silly to leave major mistakes in your texts. The speed of your response is a virtue, sure. But an even bigger one is sending a direct message that is relevant and easily understood.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah don't get your packages delivered to your doorstep in future.....

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seller is right 🤷‍♀️ cheap leggings do bobble after 1 wear. And they're £4. And who is looking at your crotch anyway???

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Alas, it’s likely that if you constantly buy or sell things online, someone will try to scam you at some point. Nobody is immune to getting bamboozled (fancy degrees don’t protect you) because anyone can find themselves in a moment of vulnerability.

The best defense against scams is to learn to stay calm under pressure, ask for other people’s advice, and familiarize yourself with some of the most common and newest scams out there.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you not just bin it? Handmade c**p from a broken relationship? Or do you hope she will see it on a selling platform for revenge?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Foul language where? Arsed? Is the non-buyer some sort of consumptive victorian virgin?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL! Doctors don't usually perform the actual ultrasounds. There are technicians who specialize in that. Apparently she believes whatever he tells her.

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Scams are always evolving, changing, and adapting. Arguably, they’ll never go away, so long as there are people out there hoping to make a quick buck at other folks’ expense. Scammers typically try to create a sense of urgency to get you to lower your guard.

Usually, if your gut tells you that a deal is too good to be true, it probably is. And in this day and age, there’s not much urgency to be found when it comes to buying things. Sales happen so frequently that you only need a tiny bit of patience for the next one. Meanwhile, unless the item is a rare collectible, if the thing is currently out of stock, just wait a while: don’t buy it for a huge price when the supply is low.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen worse condition coats on vintage clothes market stalls for £70. You can't notice anything from the main photo and it would keep you warm- £10 IS a bargain

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus effing Christ. I swear people are getting worse, especially since covid/lockdown. So aggressive over the slightest thing.

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"The more people who are scam aware, the fewer income streams scammers will have. You're never going to stop a scammer from being a scammer, but you can help people avoid becoming victims by educating them,” one of the moderators of the popular r/Scams online community told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.

"If you have been contacted by someone and you're suspicious, searching for unique-sounding phrases they use will show if the script has been used publicly before.”

Meanwhile, Google is a huge asset for you. You can use it to check a seller or business’s online reviews and its location (if it lists an address).

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd wash them a few times before you wear them.....in bleach.......

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real babies aren't for Vinted anyway. You made that s**t yourself! That's Etsy!

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Have you ever had any weird online conversations with buyers or sellers, dear Pandas? What’s the most bizarre interaction you’ve had with them?

How often do you buy or sell things on the internet? What do you do to avoid scammers? If you have a spare moment, share your thoughts in the comments.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are just deluded, but again, why bother contacting them? Just ignore.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I didn't want it in the first place!" Well why are you bothering me then?"

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" Harry f***ing Potters invisibility cloak' I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not on sales over £1k, on profit over £1k, two very different things. And tax only applies on anything over £1k. In any case if OP is doing that well selling they should stick at it

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your buyer feedback is about to take a hit from a very disappointed seller....

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shoot the messenger in this case, not the seller. Had someone complain to me a parcel was wet. I pointed out I hadn't dipped in water before sending and maybe the postie was out in bad weather, which they even admitted.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the actual Fyuck? Distraught over the split up of a social media couple? GET A LIFE!!!!!!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People low balling me gives me the ick. However, I just say "no"....

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't knock it, those are bloody fantastic! I advise all ladies to get one!!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is WRONG with these people? The sheer aggressive nature is mental.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest they could just use google translate, also condizioni is not that far from condition

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another "I didn't want it in the first place!" one. So childish!

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For our American audience: Genuinely can't believe Vinted sometimes you know? Full of whiny complainers

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had weird requests to alter/split items up and I refuse. They could claim it wasn't as advertised.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again, no intention to buy, just ignore. But, seller is an idiot, too.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I've had issues with all parcel services over the years....