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There’s a world of difference between the real and the online world. Especially when you’re trying to buy or sell something in person versus doing so on the internet. When you can’t see the other person and they’re only talking via text messages, your communication is going to look very different. In some cases, for the worse… and the weird!
The ‘DM Drama’ account is a popular Instagram project that features some of the most dramatic, bizarre, and unhinged screenshots of online conversations between vendors and buyers. We’ve collected some of the strangest ones to show you. Scroll down to check them out!
More info: Instagram | DMdrama.com

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That probably explains all the posts where the first reply is "I have a boyfriend". Saves time

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‘DM Drama’ was created back in early 2016. In the 8+ years since its inception, the project has grown by leaps and bounds. Currently, a whopping 578k people follow the account on Instagram.

If you ever find yourself involved in dramatic buying or selling conversations online, you can always send the screenshots to the curator of the account. You never know, you might end up getting featured!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing how many sellers don't know how to ship and then get all defensive and aggressive when their item arrives damaged.

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Your reputation is absolutely everything when it comes to your online presence. In an ideal world, only trustworthy people would be allowed to sell things on the internet. And the very act of selling would be as frictionless as possible.

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However, we don’t live in an ideal world. No matter how many rating systems and layers of verification you introduce, you can’t fully avoid wannabe scammers… or just plain oddballs who don’t quite get social cues.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks sad....someone get the poor dog some nice shoes and a cap to finish the look.

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If you’re selling something, you probably want to create an aura of professionalism. You want your potential customers to instantly trust you. First impressions really do matter. What your profile photo looks like, how you introduce yourself in your bio, how you describe the items you’re selling—all of this instantly draws people in or pushes them away.

If the item you’re selling is rare and in demand, you’ll still get a lot of potential buyers, sure. But if you’re not their only option, the odds are that the customers will opt for the most reliable-looking salespeople with good ratings (and proper grammar!).

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's sad, they act all understanding when it turns out it was the little brother, but then nackhandedly dish out a bad review.

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Savahax
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Check out Rockefeller over there with 120€. F**k off Bezos and Musk, there's a new king in town

Kat
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm american, can you measure the thickness in football fields?

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Funny how the price is in GBP but the seller only has Euros.

Jaya
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aren't the prices usually shown in the currency of where the buyer lives? So if the seller lives in Germany and willing to ship internationally, and the buyer lives in the UK, the currency will be shown in pounds but the seller himself only has Euros lying around the house?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People like this are why I'd rather just take the loss and give things to a charity shop. Or do a car boot sale and get it all sorted in one day

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Furthermore, how you communicate with your clients is absolutely paramount. You want to be crystal clear, to the point, and professional. You don’t want there to be any ambiguity about what you’re selling, how much it costs, how you’ll be delivering the item, and when the buyer can expect to get it.

Naturally, not every buyer will have gotten an A+ in reading comprehension. You will—almost inevitably—end up repeating the same information that you’ve clearly written out elsewhere. So, a dash of patience is always a good thing to have.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can hear these words ringing in my head, as it was one of my mum's fav sayings. She's gone now...so this post triggered warm memories.

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTH is a size (UK) 2 ? It starts at size 4 (which is crazy in itself) in the UK, btw, which is more than what a size 8 was in the 80s/90s/at least early 2000s - I was 7st when I wore that size 8,(7st = 98lbs, for Americans), btw, in those decades - and I was considered too thin! Does anyone know the measurements for a size 2? And did manufacturers just change the size numbers with the idea to make women feel as thin as someone who rarely eats??? Insane! Edit I put 'less' instead of more. Yup, original size 8 had smaller measurements than todays size 4!!! Damn!

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When communicating with a buyer or seller via direct messages, try to be concise and polite. And it bodes repeating: watch your grammar, style, and punctuation.

Writing errors are inevitable, no matter how skilled a professional you are (everyone makes mistakes). However, their frequency hints at your character as a person.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh it's for my dying child for his last Xmas" these type of sob stories give me the wrench.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why does bored panda censor 'ugly', 'idiot' and 'stupid' now??? 😭😭

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people must do this messing about as a hobby. It's like performance art to them

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Someone who is deliberate with their writing and takes the time to edit and proofread their messages fundamentally feels more trustworthy than someone who sends you incomprehensible gibberish.

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In this day and age, with so many free grammar check programs easily available to the wider public, it feels silly to leave major mistakes in your texts. The speed of your response is a virtue, sure. But an even bigger one is sending a direct message that is relevant and easily understood.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah don't get your packages delivered to your doorstep in future.....

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seller is right 🤷‍♀️ cheap leggings do bobble after 1 wear. And they're £4. And who is looking at your crotch anyway???

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Alas, it’s likely that if you constantly buy or sell things online, someone will try to scam you at some point. Nobody is immune to getting bamboozled (fancy degrees don’t protect you) because anyone can find themselves in a moment of vulnerability.

The best defense against scams is to learn to stay calm under pressure, ask for other people’s advice, and familiarize yourself with some of the most common and newest scams out there.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you not just bin it? Handmade c**p from a broken relationship? Or do you hope she will see it on a selling platform for revenge?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Foul language where? Arsed? Is the non-buyer some sort of consumptive victorian virgin?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL! Doctors don't usually perform the actual ultrasounds. There are technicians who specialize in that. Apparently she believes whatever he tells her.

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Scams are always evolving, changing, and adapting. Arguably, they’ll never go away, so long as there are people out there hoping to make a quick buck at other folks’ expense. Scammers typically try to create a sense of urgency to get you to lower your guard.

Usually, if your gut tells you that a deal is too good to be true, it probably is. And in this day and age, there’s not much urgency to be found when it comes to buying things. Sales happen so frequently that you only need a tiny bit of patience for the next one. Meanwhile, unless the item is a rare collectible, if the thing is currently out of stock, just wait a while: don’t buy it for a huge price when the supply is low.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen worse condition coats on vintage clothes market stalls for £70. You can't notice anything from the main photo and it would keep you warm- £10 IS a bargain

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus effing Christ. I swear people are getting worse, especially since covid/lockdown. So aggressive over the slightest thing.

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"The more people who are scam aware, the fewer income streams scammers will have. You're never going to stop a scammer from being a scammer, but you can help people avoid becoming victims by educating them,” one of the moderators of the popular r/Scams online community told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.

"If you have been contacted by someone and you're suspicious, searching for unique-sounding phrases they use will show if the script has been used publicly before.”

Meanwhile, Google is a huge asset for you. You can use it to check a seller or business’s online reviews and its location (if it lists an address).

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd wash them a few times before you wear them.....in bleach.......

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real babies aren't for Vinted anyway. You made that s**t yourself! That's Etsy!

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Have you ever had any weird online conversations with buyers or sellers, dear Pandas? What’s the most bizarre interaction you’ve had with them?

How often do you buy or sell things on the internet? What do you do to avoid scammers? If you have a spare moment, share your thoughts in the comments.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are just deluded, but again, why bother contacting them? Just ignore.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I didn't want it in the first place!" Well why are you bothering me then?"

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" Harry f***ing Potters invisibility cloak' I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not on sales over £1k, on profit over £1k, two very different things. And tax only applies on anything over £1k. In any case if OP is doing that well selling they should stick at it

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