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I think it's fair to say that they do the traditional wedding photos somewhat differently in Russia. While it's all about romance, beauty, and gazing longingly into each other's eyes in the Western world, Russian couples choose to let their humor and personalities shine through. And as you will see, they sometimes come up with bizarrely creative and hilarious examples that will never be forgotten!

The Russian wedding traditions might lead to the outcome of these hilariously funny pictures, as the celebration involves indecent amounts of Vodka, foods, and dancing that might last up until a week. Surely, after partying for a week, some bizarre ideas are bound to pop into your head.

From questionably tacky efforts and the infamous slav squat in every second picture to some that are obviously poking fun at themselves, these guys clearly love using bad photoshop almost as much as they love each other. To celebrate this, we have compiled a list of our favorites for you to enjoy and take inspiration from if you want your wedding pictures to be a little different from the boring standard formula that we tend to stick to.

Scroll down below to check the hilarious wedding ceremonies out for yourself! Na Zdorovie!

#1

He Sure Loves Watermelon

He Sure Loves Watermelon

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#2

Family Portrait

Family Portrait

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Bride And Groom Releasing Doves Of Peace On Their Special Day

Bride And Groom Releasing Doves Of Peace On Their Special Day

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Cyndi H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that dress... channelling Poison Ivy perhaps?

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#4

How To Keep A Man

How To Keep A Man

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#5

This Really Looks Like The Best Day In Her Life

This Really Looks Like The Best Day In Her Life

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#6

She Found Love At The Bottom Of A Bottle

She Found Love At The Bottom Of A Bottle

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her 3 wishes might be: 1. Put the toilet seat down. 2. No wet towel on the floor. 3. Do the dishes.

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#7

Now That's A Dream Wedding

Now That's A Dream Wedding

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#8

Not Conforming To Gender Roles, I Guess

Not Conforming To Gender Roles, I Guess

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#9

Have To Keep The Traditions Going

Have To Keep The Traditions Going

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#10

You Stay Right There Woman

You Stay Right There Woman

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#13

When You Want A Childless Marriage

When You Want A Childless Marriage

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#14

She Just Wanted To Get Some Attention On Her Big Day

She Just Wanted To Get Some Attention On Her Big Day

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#15

Is This Some Kind Of Russian Version Of Rapunzel?

Is This Some Kind Of Russian Version Of Rapunzel?

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#16

Trying To Reproduce The Painting

Trying To Reproduce The Painting

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Cyndi H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this shows her fun sense of humour... One needs to be able to laugh at yourself, right?

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#17

Now I Just Have To Find A Shovel

Now I Just Have To Find A Shovel

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#19

I Feel Like I Shouldn't Be Looking At This

I Feel Like I Shouldn't Be Looking At This

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is just showing him her stretching skills. Nothing wrong here. Move along.

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#21

Shower Her With Love

Shower Her With Love

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weatherwitch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least this is quite sweet, some of the others have been been disturbing and downright WTF?!

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#22

The Ariel Of Russia

The Ariel Of Russia

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#23

Take Us To The "Happily Ever After" Dream Bird

Take Us To The "Happily Ever After" Dream Bird

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Cyndi H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hee hee... Here in South Africa, especially in the Cape Malay culture, you get these plastic swans at every single wedding without fail... I cringe to think if they ever saw this!

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#25

When She Says Yes

When She Says Yes

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#26

Now That's A Man

Now That's A Man

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When she finally said yes to do 'that' but you're stuck in a traffic jam.

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#27

How You See After The Third Glass Of Vodka

How You See After The Third Glass Of Vodka

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Lisa Tetlow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you get married in the past and have to go back to the future ASAP.

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#28

Have To Make Sure Everyone Knows Who The Star Of The Day Is

Have To Make Sure Everyone Knows Who The Star Of The Day Is

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#30

What Is Even Happening Here?

What Is Even Happening Here?

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#31

Wonderful Special Effects

Wonderful Special Effects

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#32

A Normal Slav Wedding

A Normal Slav Wedding

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Nathalie Le Maire
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm..looks like he married the chick from the stag party instead >.<

John Jaie Palmero
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess no one told him you just have to pay the hooker, not marry her.

John Kamau
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the entire church where the wedding took place needs to go for confession because that dress is seriously naughty

Karin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the Strip Club owner married one of his Dancers i take it?

Player 0001
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they just had to pick the ugliest, most in need of repair dock for their legs-wide-open photo. Oh wait. It's Russia. That IS the nicest dock.

Tamera Gardner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many koruna did he have to put in that g-string before she said yes???

jevais
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unbelievable! Just can't get over how vulgar they are.

Brandon Jordanov
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her implants have achieved self-awareness and are attempting to abandon ship!

Елена
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Заголовок не правдив. Настоящая славянка - скромная. Свадебное славянское платье закрывает зону декольте и руки. А уж тем более ни одна приличная невеста у нас так не сядет . Эээ то называется " враскоряку". Многим славянским родителям стало бы неприятно, если бы дочь так себя вела на свадьбе. И тем более , если бы оделась так, как женщина лёгкого поведения

Slune
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect fit: he looks pimpish and she looks hookish. Wedding night: plain routine

Bernice Wittwer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Candy” finally found her perfect tipper...er I mean perfect man.

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#33

He's Playing You

He's Playing You

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#34

The Boy From The Dreamworks Intro Got Married

The Boy From The Dreamworks Intro Got Married

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#36

Get On The Train Of Fun. Also, Is The Bride A Centaur?

Get On The Train Of Fun. Also, Is The Bride A Centaur?

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Just Amiable
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With her friend under her dress it makes it look like the dudes are chasing after a sheep 🐑🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

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#37

The Witness Of True Love

The Witness Of True Love

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SykesDaMan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I lost the fight and she will marry him instead, but what can you do?

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#38

Cannonball Of Love

Cannonball Of Love

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#39

He Was Really Hoping That's Not Where Babies Actually Come From

He Was Really Hoping That's Not Where Babies Actually Come From

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#41

I Can Show You The World

I Can Show You The World

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#42

She's Got The Look And She's Got The Food

She's Got The Look And She's Got The Food

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Rebekah
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What kind of food would you like to serve?" "Orange and yellow." "Can do."

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#43

When You Need To Make Your Wedding More Interesting

When You Need To Make Your Wedding More Interesting

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#44

Toast To A Perfect Marriage

Toast To A Perfect Marriage

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#45

Jumping Over Obstacles In Life

Jumping Over Obstacles In Life

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#46

There, Perfect! Now Raise Your Glasses

There, Perfect! Now Raise Your Glasses

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#47

When You Want To Have Him With You At All Times

When You Want To Have Him With You At All Times

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#49

Just Blur Out The Husband, It's All About Me!

Just Blur Out The Husband, It's All About Me!

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#50

I Hope Their Love Is Just As Strong

I Hope Their Love Is Just As Strong

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#51

What Is Going On In There?

What Is Going On In There?

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#52

Definitely The Best Take Of This Picture

Definitely The Best Take Of This Picture

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#54

When You Don't Have Friends To Be You Groomsmen

When You Don't Have Friends To Be You Groomsmen

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#55

Looks So Real

Looks So Real

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#56

I Think We Found Thumbellina

I Think We Found Thumbellina

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#58

When You Want It To Look Like All Of Your Dreams Came True

When You Want It To Look Like All Of Your Dreams Came True

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Cyndi H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because this is totally where we park our freaky looking cars.... in the entrance hall...

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#60

When You Want Those Snapchat Filters In Real Life

When You Want Those Snapchat Filters In Real Life

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#61

Honey, This Is Not How Hitchhiking Works

Honey, This Is Not How Hitchhiking Works

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#62

It's Just A Very Small Photographer

It's Just A Very Small Photographer

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#63

The Necessary Shots Of Every Russian Wedding

The Necessary Shots Of Every Russian Wedding

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#64

Russian Weddings Seem Fun

Russian Weddings Seem Fun

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Ben S.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's with the lady in the (cow?) costume? Is this a traditional Russian or other ethnic thing? A family thing? Someone pulling a silly idea out of their...ear?

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#65

I Think They Got That "Prince Frog" Thing A Little Mixed Up

I Think They Got That "Prince Frog" Thing A Little Mixed Up

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#69

Nothing To See Here

Nothing To See Here

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#71

Throwing Away The Trash

Throwing Away The Trash

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#73

Gotta Show Her What You Got

Gotta Show Her What You Got

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#75

Full-Sized Bride Plus A Mini One, To Carry With You At All Times

Full-Sized Bride Plus A Mini One, To Carry With You At All Times

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#76

I Am Very Confused About Russian Weddings

I Am Very Confused About Russian Weddings

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#77

Checking What The Kids Are Up To These Days

Checking What The Kids Are Up To These Days

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#79

When Your Favourite Colour Is Green

When Your Favourite Colour Is Green

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#80

Creativity Is Overflowing

Creativity Is Overflowing

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frederic eeckman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feels like watching the birth of a russian sinkhole about to swallow her...

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#81

Chained

Chained

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#82

At A First Glance It Even Looks Like There's Something Wrong With A Groom's Leg

At A First Glance It Even Looks Like There's Something Wrong With A Groom's Leg

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#83

Your Ship Has Sailed

Your Ship Has Sailed

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#84

Applause To Whoever Came Up With The Idea Of This Picture

Applause To Whoever Came Up With The Idea Of This Picture

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#85

"Can I Go Now?"

"Can I Go Now?"

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Amanda Schloegel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The magic in this one: rainbows, lighting, water shows (???), she's an angel......all it's missing is a unicorn!

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#86

I Guess You Can See What's More Important

I Guess You Can See What's More Important

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#87

Not Sure If I Want To Know What Happens When They Connect

Not Sure If I Want To Know What Happens When They Connect

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#88

"Your Dream Girl In Not Going To Just Land In Front Of You" - Oh Wait

"Your Dream Girl In Not Going To Just Land In Front Of You" - Oh Wait

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