I like this one.

I mean if it's Cornman approved they must be really high quality

Joyless Careers: Cashier - Minium wage - Being yelled at by Karen - Try to not kill himself and/or fall asleep

I read a book where this group of archaeologists went to Peru to see what happened to the last group. They climbed up this high hill to the camp to find everyone dead, with plants growing out of them. The plants were intelligent enough to learn from "hunting" humans. It was a very interesting survival story. Very dark, but I couldn't put it down.

BP stop censoring things!

I like this one too, I'd buy these.

Or: here are some batteries, gift not included.

Mosey back!

Its but is so cursed

Where can I find this? I need Beach (or whatever that word might be) Crystals.

Ooh, BP censor is getting sloppy!

I'm kinda digging these B***h Crystals girls. Might make a fun cartoon.

i currently am purchasing this item and will b***h slap many people with this glorious artifact

Face or a**s is wild

"do not slap at face or a**s" LMAOOOOO

This, I wish it were real , because I need it...and I need it now.

Is that Lola Young? That would, indeed, be bad a*s.

Wonder if Brenda knows Claire?

Unit: ou-ch

THE SPELL COMPLETE. IT IS PERMANENT.

Grimace Skin, my favorite!

Corbin is hot

Book

This is so cursed...

The eye, the eye!! Oh the belly button!! the BUTTON!!

Target: God. Status: Eliminated

Cruel and unusual taste!

I'm not dead!

Great. They've got crabs. Wait! Isn't crabs a... OH DEAR GOD NO!!!

I could use this

I know so many people I would give this to.

Bra that fits, please!

10/10. would watch again

We were so dumb that we invented machines that could do our work for us... and we still work!

Sounds like someone was thinking: Christians out, Crustaceans in 🦐

I need Anthony

It's Texas and Florida isn't it?

Slide, slither, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the skeleton man!

this is so random lol

Less phallic! 😂😂😂

This one looks pretty accurate actually, down to the facial expression 😂

War Thunder has ruined me. That is an M48 Patton American medium tank, and in fact does not shoot missiles but rather HEATFS shells. Also gun barrel droopy

Shovel!

Neuter! 🤣

Gormogon Kit

Murder mittens engaged!

At first I thought ew gross you'd probably p**s in your own mouth but then I realized you can't pee if you don't have kidneys

This makes me want to sneeze.