I like this one.

I mean if it's Cornman approved they must be really high quality

Joyless Careers: Cashier - Minium wage - Being yelled at by Karen - Try to not kill himself and/or fall asleep

I read a book where this group of archaeologists went to Peru to see what happened to the last group. They climbed up this high hill to the camp to find everyone dead, with plants growing out of them. The plants were intelligent enough to learn from "hunting" humans. It was a very interesting survival story. Very dark, but I couldn't put it down.

BP stop censoring things!

I like this one too, I'd buy these.

Or: here are some batteries, gift not included.

Mosey back!

Its but is so cursed

Where can I find this? I need Beach (or whatever that word might be) Crystals.

Ooh, BP censor is getting sloppy!

THE SPELL COMPLETE. IT IS PERMANENT.

Grimace Skin, my favorite!

Corbin is hot

Book

This is so cursed...

The eye, the eye!! Oh the belly button!! the BUTTON!!

Target: God. Status: Eliminated

The deicide bears.

Somehow I want to watch this.

cards from American Greeting now feature Nietzsche

Thanks Care Bears! Job well done.

Care bare Netflix reboot looks great

Hey BP, you missed one.

my mom loves the care bears... tempted to screenshot this and send it to her and see what she says lol

The Care Bears is a bit more violent than I remember. Except Grumpy and Funshine, maybe Cheerilee. I wax always pretty sure they were capable of bad things

The only way to kill a god is to stop believing in it. Ex. Zeus

Cruel and unusual taste!

I'm not dead!

Great. They've got crabs. Wait! Isn't crabs a... OH DEAR GOD NO!!!

I could use this

I know so many people I would give this to.

Bra that fits, please!

10/10. would watch again

We were so dumb that we invented machines that could do our work for us... and we still work!

Sounds like someone was thinking: Christians out, Crustaceans in 🦐

I need Anthony

It's Texas and Florida isn't it?

Slide, slither, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the skeleton man!

this is so random lol

Less phallic! 😂😂😂

This one looks pretty accurate actually, down to the facial expression 😂

War Thunder has ruined me. That is an M48 Patton American medium tank, and in fact does not shoot missiles but rather HEATFS shells. Also gun barrel droopy

Shovel!

Neuter! 🤣

Gormogon Kit

Murder mittens engaged!

At first I thought ew gross you'd probably p**s in your own mouth but then I realized you can't pee if you don't have kidneys

This makes me want to sneeze.