Ever wanted to escape to a cabin deep in the woods and shut yourself away from the world, to retreat to a place where your closest neighbor is so far away that you don't know if you even have neighbors?
Well, if you answered "no" then you might feel differently after checking out this list compiled by Bored Panda. In it you'll find a collection of some of the funniest, the strangest, and the scariest neighbors we could find. From people who like to hold late-night conferences with watermelons to folks with full-sized planes parked in their driveways, the list below will either make you yearn for that cabin in the woods, or it'll make you wish you didn't live in such a boring neighborhood!
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I Adopted The Neighborhood Stray Cat. My Neighbor's Cat Got Her Pregnant. Woke Up To This
What's lovely would have been to spay and neuter the cats.
Load More Replies...It would have been more responsible to get their cat fixed though.
Load More Replies...it is sweet and everything but how can u be so sure it was neighbor's cat, i mean really r they having a monogamous relationship:/
Cat's going to sue and allege that that small payment is not going to keep her in the life she was accustomed to :)
It's not unusual if the cat parents belong to different people to split the responsibilities and care of the kittens.
I live in a country where people deal with the kittens by literally throwing them over the fence of the neighbor
Load More Replies...how can u be so sure it was neighbor's cat i mean really, r they having monogamous relationship:/
Neighbors Left Their Sprinklers On Overnight. It Dipped Below Freezing. Now They Have A Narnia Yard
I always wanted to do that after watching a Tom and Jerry cartoon like this!
There's a guy a few towns over that has a sprayer on an arch about 15 feet high and he runs it in winter to create an ice arch then he lights it with colored lights. It's really cool.
Load More Replies...I'm scanning the whole photo bit by bit for any sign of Mr. Tumnus :)
Load More Replies...This Is Carter. He Knocked On My Door To Ask If He Could Have A Banana Then Left
Aw hahahah I remember my daughter. She was so mad because rice is not cooked yet, so I joked/asked her to go to the neighbor and ask for some rice. It just took her few minutes and she's back with a bowl of rice plus a piece of banana! Ha! kids these days! hahaha
Last Halloween my son Carter was tricker treating and our neighbor was going to give him candy and he asked for a banana instead. Must be a Carter thing. Lol
Our Fire Station Is Next Door To The Police Department. Pranks Ensue
I LOVE GOOD HUMOR AND COMRADERY AMONGST COLLEGES, FIRST RESPONDERS DESERVE AS MUCH HUMOR AS CAN BE AFFORDED.
Please turn off caps lock, you're yelling at us right now. 😳
Load More Replies...Top: My Apartment's Balcony (2 Guys). Bottom: Our Neighbor's Balcony (2 Girls)
Ugh don’t even quote that sexist stereotype of a horrible book. And honestly, I’ve seen gals apartments that looked like the guy’s, and guys that looked like the girls.
Load More Replies...Well. guys' balcony is somewhere I can also stay. It's clean and neat, and it has beer! xD
Also the guys balcony is not that clean or neat. Don't you see all the dirt and cigarette stains on the ground? Gross
Load More Replies...Jesus, I think the bottom one is slightly over-compensating. That is a LOT of flowers.
Not everyone is the same though. There are men who live like those women and women who live like those men.
Load More Replies...My Sister And Her Husband Live In A Small Town, They Came Home To This Note On Their Door
A hahahah that made me laugh for an unreasonably long time
Load More Replies...Printed yet. Is there really such a thing as one-way frosted glass? if the glass is frosted you can't see anything but a silhouette, and that only at night.. so what is the point of one-way frosted glass?
normal frosted glass is like net curtains, you see whichever side is lit most brightly. Way too many bathrooms without curtains in my area. Never look up when walking after dusk
Bad Habit Cat
It took me a ridiculously long time to realize that "B-)" is supposed to be a face with sunglasses
Load More Replies...Looks like your neighbor doesn't care anyways. You got a free war with them now.
When I used to smoke and my cat saw me she would come over and knock the cigarette from my fingers and stamp it out.
It's 3 Am And My Neighbor Is Having A Meeting With Watermelons
I'd rather have a neighbor talking to melons than a creeper taking pictures of me in the middle of the night
Which neighbour is the problem. Watermelon guy or guy that doesn't seem to understand privacy.
Well, since the photographer saw him in action, I won't doubt he's talking to mellons, but at first sight I thought he was just thinking how to deal with so many mellons at once. Like, if he lives alone and was sent so many mellons from, say, his grandparents who have a farm, he might be a bit concerned to eat them all, so he might be thinking whom to share these mellons with. (Yep! Not fun at parties ♥)
"Guys, I have gather you here, because I have some unsettling news....our neighbors are spying on us."
My Neighbor Has A Turbine With A Bad Bearing. It's Obnoxiously Loud. He Went To Go Check It Out Because It's Been Real Quiet Lately
Yes, how amazing is it for the trajectory of the arrow to be straight when the roof is maybe 60 feet form the ground? That must have been a really tall archer :)
Load More Replies...i wonder if the archer has shot it, or he just climbed onto the roof and stabbed it...
Good ole WD40! Wouldn't know what I would do without it.Had an oven shelf get stuck half in half out. Sprayed it with WD40 and bingo-came free!
Load More Replies...Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud
Were on Google Maps can you find this? I've gotta see that to believe! :D
Yep, found it on the map!! LOL!! That's awesome!! Thanks!
Load More Replies...My husband wrote "Hi, B-2s" in our field. Guess what airbase we live by.
When You Receive A Complaint From Your Neighbors, It's Important That You Do Your Best To Resolve It
Probably, what's wrong with having some dandelions in your yard? If I had a yard I would've planted dandelions on purpose by now!
Load More Replies...Who the hell do they think they are dictating what you can and cannot grow in the yard. In fact, dandelion greens are incredible healthy !
My HOA Stasi would complain and I'd get a letter with a fine for both the dandelions and the sign.
Load More Replies...Dandelions are beautiful, delicious, and bright. What's not to love? (no worries, they're edible and you can brew the petals in tea!)
Send me your dandelions, please. They're delicious and really good for your health.
Was Having A Super Bad Day. Then I Looked In My Neighbors Yard
God, I hope this was during the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of COVID 😂
I wasn't expecting that one. First time I laughed so hard out loud in days
It's going to look like it snowed when the dog gets done chewing it all up
My Neighbours Walk Their Parrots
aww so sweet to show them, whilst locked into their tiny prisons, what they are missing in that beautiful world out there..
Only humans lock other living creatures in cages for their amusement and pleasure.
Load More Replies...Why wouldn't you. I walk my cat too (on her basket, not on leash). They get to see other panoramas and get some fresh air.
I know they mean well, but I kinda feel sorry for the birds when they see the wild ones flying around. :-(
in a cage...a bird...(even tho the couple looks sweet) but still kinda sad imo
My Sister Sent Me This Pic Of A Trash Panda Hanging Out In Her Neighbor's Gutter
Trash panda? I've never heard that one. Maybe if more people called them pandas they wouldn't be killed as much.
Peter Quill: I'm sorry, I took it too far. I meant "trash panda." [Rocket looks around in confusion]
"Hey! I'm looking for my friend, he's an angsty, teenage tree, goes by the name Groot. Seen him?"
My Asshole Neighbor Freezes One Snowball To Throw At Me In Mid July. I Say This Summer, It's Game On
Plot twist: the snowball freezes solid and the movie turns into a murder mystery.
Load More Replies...This is the best idea ever. This winter i'm filling my freezer with snow. In july i'm gonna confuse the hell out of my neighbors
Somebody heard Bill Cosby's "snowball" routine. Funny af! "And I thought right! Just you wait! And I went home... And I went to the freezer... And I opened the freezer... And my mother had thrown the snowball away"
My Neighbors' Mailbox Is A Microwave
Was just about to say this! Also old milk cans.
Load More Replies...Mine is a blow up doll, you gotta leave the mail wedged in between her butt cheeks
Actually it's the food replicator stolen from Captain Picard's quarters.
So My Friend Found This In Her New Neighbor's Front Yard
Last Week I Put A Piece Of Tape On My Bin Lid To Fix A Crack. My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Obviously Thought We Were Labelling Our Bins With Our Unit Numbers
Friend Saw This On A Dorm Door. Which One Of You Did This?
It is the same at my apartment. I go in and all the flat smells. I go in the bathroom and die from the smoke that comes from the ventilation system. I am on ground floor and so not know which of my immature neighbors smokes in his/her bathroom. I wish it was pot at least but it is smelly tobacco! :(
put a small fan in the vents. blow it back.
Load More Replies...I don't care if someone smokes pot, or anything else, but do not do it inside a building, the smell is awful and sticks around for ages. (I will admit, I like the smell of some loose tobacco, but barely anyone who smokes something smokes that, and I probably wouldn't want it seeping into my apartment all night.)
Once had downstairs neighbor cook on a hibachi under range fan. Filled our apartment immediately with dangerous fumes.
In the building where I live, a neighbor made a barbecue on his balcony and this set on fire the canvas blind (against the sun).
Load More Replies...My Neighbors Said They Would Be Filming A "Movie". Not Really What I Had In Mind
I dunno if cumming fast is a useful skill or anything anyone wanted to watch, its like skipping over the whole movie and just watch when scooby unmasks old farmer Jenkins.
Load More Replies...I Tried Gesturing To My 93 Year Old Non-english Speaking Neighbor To Get A Scarecrow, The Next Day He Put This Up
Plants vs Zombies. A wintermelon and a puffshroom should fix you right up.
Oh the original game's music just started playing in my head. That game was my childhood!
Load More Replies...Casually Leaning On The Fence Having A Look Over At Next Door
"So...Hey Rudy.. I was... eeehm... just... eeehm wondering, if maybe..eeehm... i could have one or two steaks from the bbq."
I've seen another caption for this that made me laugh. "Why does this dog look like he just bought me a drink and had the barman deliver it?"
I don't always hop the fence....but when I do, there's a b***h on the other side
The Neighbors Decorated Their Lawn Penis Again
So My Neighbors Have Been Communicating
My Neighbor Left Some Notes For The Maintenance Guy
I get it though. I truly do! And still... most people don't understand and are careless :(
Load More Replies...Seems like the only solution here is to not open the door. I feel sorry for the repair guy.
Look Bob
Oh Well, Look at the BOTTOM LEFT , in the rear view mirror! :D
Load More Replies...It has always puzzled me how in some countries neighbors are so interested in other neighbors businesses. In mine they would just get punched in the face right away.
My Neighbor Is A Tractor Enthusiast. He Drives Kids Around The Neighborhood To Catch Pokemon And Visit Pokestops
Not sure if i'd let my kids go on tour with "Tractor D**k" :D Nice idea though
yeah for sure. bad name choice but GREAT idea!
Load More Replies...My Arsehole Of A Neighbour Leaves This In His Window To Scare Passers-By
Apparently your "arsehole" neighbors left that on their window to scare off the creepy neighbor who is constantly peeping into their window
My Mormon Neighbour's Door Across The Hall. I'm So Going To Hell For This
How To Stop Your Neighbours From Hitting Their Balls Against Your Wall
It makes me think of the medieval cities who left corpses of criminals hanging from the town walls as a warning
Next Door Has A New Kitten. We Have Rabbits
Every bunny was kung fu fighting! The cat was fast as lightning!
It's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
My Neighbours Made Their Balcony Into A Pirate Ship
My Neighbors Are Weird
honestly? I would LOVE it if my family did that for me. I love cows.
Load More Replies...That's not very weird to be honest. They're celebrating a birthday with a pun...
Agree, I don't know why everyone thinks it's so embarrassing
Load More Replies...I Always Find Things The Kids Next Door Always Toss In My Backyard. Then This Morning...
It's like even got a mark on the ground where it looks like impact damage!
I'm glad I'm not the only person that heard it that way.
Load More Replies...Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!
My Neighbor Brought Us A Plate Of Christmas Cookies. After Eating The Whole Plate, We Found This On The Bottom
i would say that's a very clear message, hope the cookies tasted well.
They never read that. And if, be glad it was cookies and not spaghetti
Ha, ha! My mom did that to me once, she never thought of checking under the plate that she found so pretty!
Probably didn't even read it, bought it was just branding many plates have
My Best Friend's Little Brother Received This Today. Friendly Neighbors Are The Best Neighbors
"It's cool and all that you're getting laid and stuff" HA! This is a riot
For The Past Two Days, My Neighbor Has An Agave Plant In His Truck. He's Been Watering It And Everything. I Haven't Had The Courage To Ask Him Why Yet
S**t, if he was smart, do the hillbilly drop off. Back into where you want it and then floor it forward...voila! it is in place!
Saw This Is My Neighbors Yard Today
Ooohhh what cruel way to remind you that you are 40, in 5 years I will be 40 and I'm so sad😞
next year, same setup with hubby shots that say, "GUESS WHO'S DIVORCED?"
When my mum turned 30 her friends put giant banners up in front of our house and along our fence and even spray painted the road 'TINA IS 30 TODAY'. Thats why mum went on a holiday when she turned 40.
My Neighbour Always Make Me Feel Welcome
I want one that reads "welcome" when you come in and "good riddance" when you get out :-)
Nana Sent Me A Picture Of Her Neighbour's Alpaca Humping Their New Stag Sculpture
The statue doesn't look too impressed though...
Load More Replies...(Thrust) "OUCH! (Thrust) "OUCH! (Thrust) "OUCH! (Thrust) "OUCH! (Thrust) "OUCH! (Thrust Thrust) "OOOOOOUCH!
My Friends Neighbour Got Drunk
OK, that's the textbook definition of a person who shouldn't drink.
or only these ppl should be allowed to drink!
Load More Replies...holy cow, with the state of those windows no wonder he's a terrible drunk, he must be terrible while sober too
The Line Separating My Neighbors Properties Makes The Difference Between Fall And Winter
Nah, two doors down and they're still having summer...lol
Load More Replies...My Neighbors Didn’t Take Down Their Halloween Decorations, But They've Been Adjusting Them For Each Holiday
There's a wreath on the door. They probably didn't take those down as well :)
Load More Replies...Came Home From Work And Found This At My Door
Best way to prevent complaints or PD calls from your neighbor, invite them over for your party.
With neighbors this thoughtful, I wouldn't mind the noise for one night. :3
Lived Here For 3 Years And Never Noticed This In My Neighbour's Garden Until Today
Right?! How annoying would that be. Always with the weird noises but no invites to join.
Load More Replies...It landed tomorrow and it will depart yesterday. Of course you never noticed.
Neighbor Has A Giant Godzilla Statue In His Yard
It would be cool to live in a neighborhood where everyone did their part to give the whole area a monster theme. Dibs on King Kong!
Well it would be ridiculous to have a miniature Godzilla! Think people think!
My Neighbor's Home Security System
That gave me an idea, if you put cutouts of large dogs in windows in your house, maybe it will intimidate potential home invaders? And it's cheaper than buying an actual dog
Hell, if I saw Dewayne (The Rock) Johnson, anywhere, I would definitely be going over to visit. That man is FINE!! Yummmm....
Our Neighbor Likes To Turn On Flood Lights That Beam Through Our Windows At Night. My Dad Hates Him So Much That He's Installing One Way Mirrors Facing His House So They Bounce It Back, And Retain The Darkness Inside Our House
What's great about this solution is that the power to change the situation is in the offending neighbor's hands.
you have to remember though that at night they'll be able to see in if your room is brighter than outside.
Yesterday My Neighbour Decided Enough Was Enough
We had one that said, "No Solicitors". Think most people thought, "Surely they don't mean ME".
I actually did something similar when my baby was little - I drew a picture of a sleeping baby and wrote 'please don't knock, the baby is sleeping' on it. Worked like a charm :)
Load More Replies...Mom Looked Out The Window And Saw Her Neighbours Dog Sitting Like This
Received A Complaint From My Canadian Neighbours
We make spelling mistakes too, geez we're not perfect. I mean..,sorry eh
Load More Replies...Keep it up ! More brownies for you ! Maybe Cheesecake or Carrot one !
A Friend Of Mine Has Received This Note From The Guy Next Door
i'm also nice to neighbors who are nice to me. a******s i don't care about
Insurance would have paid for it, I wonder if that letter counts as proof. Also, he just admitted to being a witness.
A neighbor watched two teenagers steal the battery out of my car at 5:00 am. He told me he thought they were my friends.
That guy got everything he deserved. He was an a*****e to his neighbors, so they got their revenge without even doing anything wrong.
Load More Replies...Our Neighbours Very Precisely Only Cleaned Their Part Of The Wall
I would do the same. When you go to toilets, do you expect the guy in the next stall to clean the toilet bowl for you?
I wouldn't judge too fast because I did the same thing years ago... I was constantly cleaning to keep is nice, but my neighbours didn't give a c**p. I cleaned their side because it was just the nice thing to do, but when I noticed they didn't care I stopped. I don't know about this picture though, but it's quite dirty, so I guess they don't care either, it's not the neigbour's job to clean their c**p...
You always do the bit of theirs and it encourages them to clean the rest!
No, this is just wrong. I've seen people mow their lawns right up to the property line, even when it's only a few inches more to mow. Just be neighborly and finsh the job!
I would be happy to clean the whole thing. The shared post anyway that faces the street. That just looks stupid
Sure I'd do it only if that help them to realised being nice is never wasted, if they don't give a s**t then I guess we shouldn't try harder. Some People are just don't give a s**t doesn't matter how hard you try to be nice lol
My Friend's New Neighbor Has A Weird Way Of Introducing Himself And His Dog
Please don't send in any more photos of hats. We only rate dogs. Please only send in dogs. 13/10. https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-not-a-dog-tweets/
Load More Replies...Border collies are smart, so these awesome duo decided to work together in a team in order to make other people love them and smile more!
That takes loads of trust on the pup's part. Not an easy behavior to teach or learn.
Meet My Neighbour, Barry The Poet
My Neighbor Installed A New Gate To Keep Polite People From Driving Up To Their House
Come Home From Work One Day And Seen These Two Barrels Outside Our Neighbours Front Lawn
Not The pornhub house, just Another pornhub house.
Load More Replies...If they're preppers then it's their house you want to head towards when the bombs start to drop. Party house!!
So My Neighbors Had A Dispute
So anyone who calls the police about their neighbors lawn has serious issues
Ahh humans love to fix other people's problems instead of focusing on their own.
Load More Replies...I think the flamingos were a result of having the cops called, not the cause.
Load More Replies...Found This On My Neighbor's Door
What's the chance that the UPS person just threw the package from the pavement?
9 out of 10, I'd say. I went through this before with FedEx. I left a note on the front of my apartment building saying to dial me, I absolutely would answer, yada yada yada, and they always left a form notice telling me to come pick the package up at their distribution headquarters.
Load More Replies...Yep. I always get the note telling me that they "tried to deliver but nobody home." They never bother trying.
God, the UPS refuses to drive down our 1/2 mile driveway and say we're never home. You'd think I don't live there.
This Was Coming Out Of My Neighbors Window Yesterday
It's the worlds biggest Volcano bag (Volcano is a vaporizer used to consume marijuana, you use a smaller bag typically)
Dads Homemade Jacuzzi Vs Next Door Neighbours. Speechless
The right's obviously better because it has a big table and its shape is perfect for your butt!
Not Sure If Drunk Or Crazy Neighbour
Maybe this is the neighbor's lawn in the flamingo post--"Your Move". If it is, I'd say the elephant wins it hands down.
My Neighbour Has A Message
Is that enough double negatives to actually allow parking? I got lost!
Pretty sure. There are four "never"s. First doesn't allow it, second does, third doesn't, fourth does.
Load More Replies...I got bored before reading the important part. What did they wanted? *parks*
There are four never meaning double negative which means ever park here
Found This Gloriously Trimmed Masterpiece In The Neighbor's Yard Today
One Of My Neighbors Put This Up In Their Yard
Drrring! Hello, sir! Could you tell us where to find intelligent life forms?
Just Pulled Up Next Door. My Husband Thinks This Confirms Our Neighbors Are Drug Dealers
Where I used to live a pedophile drove a van just like this one. At 1st when we saw the van around town, we joked about who would drive a van like it while, but when he was caught we were sick to our stomachs to learn what he really was.
Seems like an odd thing to do if you're a child rapist. Like, why would you draw attention to the possibility?
Load More Replies...Every town I have lived in ,including this one, has had one of these vans painted up this way.
So My Neighbors Put A Headboard Out For The Trash And Apparently Forgot Something
I would have bought a pair of plastic handcuffs to put on the headboard just for effect. :)
Note To Mcdonalds - Don't Piss Off The Sign Company Next Door
Upstairs Neighbour Was Powerwashing The Driveway. Came Home To Discover He Kindly Powerwashed Outside Our Suite Too
My Neighbours Had A Massive House Party The Other Night. This Morning, They Put Out Their Recycling Bin. Wtf?!
They can't be recycled without being washed first. That's what you're supposed to do before you put something in the recycle bin.
My Friend's Neighbour's Car, Runs On Fire Wood
Inventor's creativity at its finest. I'm normally not interested in cars, but I say, let's take a moment to appreciate this wonderful machine.
It's a swedish generator gas car that runs on wood 😊 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood_gas_generator
When you own a forest that is literally priceless.
Load More Replies...Bit Untraditional, But I Saw One Of My Neighbours Talking To This Cat On A Windowsill While Having A Smoke Earlier
Damn Neighbour's Cows Are Tearing The Siding Off Our Shed Again
This is why cattle should never be allowed to be contractors. They can't just go and buy their materials like normal people. No, they have to dismantle other peoples' buildings a little bit at a time.
My Neighbors Are Still Taking The Death Of Boromir Pretty Hard
Cant blame them, Boromir (in LOTR) a.k.a. Ned Stark (in GOT) shared the same untimely death.
Apparently Sean Bean has died in 30% of the movies he's been in. nerdist.com/does-sean-bean-really-die-more-than-other-actors
Load More Replies...My Neighbor Is Confused
I had to take a second look to understand this..... wats wrong with me?
So, My Neighbor Bought The Air Ambulance From Firefly
BUT it's from Firefly - it's something that's really needed.
Load More Replies...My Neighbor Owed Me $288.66 For My Vet Bills After His Great Dane Attacked My Golden. This Is How He Paid Me, One Day Before I Was Going To Take Him To Small Claims Court
Not allowed in UK. There's a limit on the amount of change you have to accept.
I'd like to hear the neighbor's side as to which dog attacked which.
Load More Replies...First of all: that's obnoxious. His dog attacks yours and he is not even willing to pay for the vet (because this is the message of the coins)? What an a*****e.
That's just plain jerk behavior. His dog attack yours, but still he's the one not happy for the fact that he has to pay for the damages HIS dog caused ?
1. Hope your dog is okay. 2. Gotta smile while imagining Great Dane owner carefully collecting and counting out $288.66 in pennies...
None Of My Neighbor's Windows Match
I have OCD (professional diagnosis, not self diagnosed ignorance) and I have no problem with this because they are all different. If only one was different it would bother me.
Load More Replies...And they are just way too small and not enough of them. I don't get that
Ha! I bet this is the home of a contractor who built his own house out of job "surplus."
So We Got New Next Door Neighbors Yesterday. They Seem Super Nice, Don't You Think?
Trespassers will be persecuded. Re-offenders will be given to the children
Next Door Neighbour Has A Mile Long Rope Made Out Of Bottle Caps
My Teenage Neighbor Breaking Up With His Girlfriend While Eating Cheetos
Agreed. Because being a brokenhearted teenage girl isn't hard enough.....here.....I've shared your heartbreak with the internet without your permission! Better yet? I did it for laughs!
Load More Replies...She deserves better clearly he is far more invested in Chester and his cheetos
Why would you take a picture of this? I could sue for something like this
My Neighbor Is Pretty Excited For The Holidays
Judging from the green grass and leaves, its only mid spring.
Load More Replies...This is how it looked here in the south. Except these people took better care of their lawn, the grass, than most.
HURRRRRAAAYYYYYY ! Wait ! Little white bear, come look the other way, you're missing the picture !
So My Neighbor Had Some Tumbleweeds In His Yard
Thanks For The Nightmares, Next Door Neighbors!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a tree from one of the old McDonald's playground? I think I remember it from my 80's childhood. But it could just look similar.
At least it s not a penis tree anymiore ! Or maybe a cut in half penis tree?
Neighbor Had A Note On Their Door, I Had A Follow Up Note
My Neighbour Is Freaking Me Out
Whenever A Ball Goes Into My Neighbors Yard, He Puts Them In His Tree So No One Can Get Them Back
Two years ago I would have thought that man is an a*s. But our new neighbours next door have kids and they play soccer in their yard almost every day, even if it is just for a few minutes. They use the metal fence that devides our yards as a goal and now, after the boys kicked their balls a million times against it, the fence is done. Broken hinges, totally askew... The parents won't pay for it, so now we keep all their balls that land on our side.
Totally justified. The remedy is in their own hands and they refuse to do it
Load More Replies...Perhaps the parents could go over and TALK THINGS OVER and come to an agreement. Fix the fence your kids broke & get your balls back.
Messed up my comment, meant to refer to the tree post, not the fence one. The fence-destroying parents sound like jerks
Load More Replies...You would have thought they'd get the message after losing that many balls.
Had the same problem with a wooden fence. Replaced two panels and put a No Trespassing sign on their side. Was hoping they would sort of get my message as there was no "No Balls or You'll Pay for the Next Panels"" sign available.
this is the tree version of that windowless van parked across from the playground...
Turns Out My Neighbour Has Declared War On Someone
Maybe it's aimed towards Russia or North Korea...
Load More Replies...My Brother Has A Neighbor Who Feeds The Ducks Every Day! Now Ducks Pretty Much Run This Whole Street. This Is His Neighbors Yard Pretty Much 24/7. Most Times You'll See Around 60 Ducks In His Yard And In The Street, Not Caring If You Want To Drive Anywhere. They've Taken Over
and don't feed your cat/dog out on your porch= raccoons/possum/coyotes.
Load More Replies...The brother should get the duck decoys from post #88 and lead these malingerers away.
I can mail your brother at least five recipes based on duck and red cabbage!
This sounds good. Could you please give me also the recipes for duck and cabbage. Post it on Bored PANDA, please.
Load More Replies...It might be time to call animal control. That's not a healthy situation.
Hello, Animal Control? I'd like to report an infestation of ducks or Canadian geese or whatever those are
My Neighbour Got A Talent For Trimming Bushes. Should I Ask Him To Do Mine As Well?
Found This In My Neighbor's Front Yard
If I had that in my yard I'd expect it to be stolen in a matter of days.
I'll stole it in a matter of hours. I need protection against my pet deathclaw. He is little moody
Load More Replies...I Also Have A Neighbor With A Jet In His Yard
This is a Vaught A-7 A Corsair II, U.S. Naval Reserve attack squadron VA-203 Blue Dolphins, Reserve Carrier Air Wing 20 (RCVW-20), based at Naval Air Station Jacksonville, Florida (USA)
Maybe he's planning on turning it into a ride for the neighborhood kids.
Neighbour Found Dozens Of Duck Decoys When Cleaning Out His Shed
I think they put them on the water to make the flying ducks think it's safe to come on over.
Load More Replies...Just Moved In And Haven't Met Our Neighbors Yet. Turns Out, We Live Next Door To Wolverine
That's ok. My neighbors have Spider-Man for a grandson. He came over on Halloween last year, but not this year. Cute little fellow. Answers to Peter Parker.
How can you tell what gender this kiddo is?
Load More Replies...Someone Is Unhappy With Their Neighbour
So My Friend Just Sent Me This Picture Of Her Neighbour
I did this so many times... I started a bbq and then it started raining. Ain't nothing gonna ruin my good bbq.
My Neighbours Are Super Friendly
I'd rather they throw it in my trash can than my lawn or the street. I actually was yelled at once for throwing my trash in someone's bin while I was out walking so I pulled it out, threw it in his driveway and asked "There, is that better?" His wife told him he asked for it.
Load More Replies...The Garbage is his or the bin? If it's the garbage, what's the big deal unless it overloads the bin? Better that than they leave their garbage right beside your bin.
I'd rather they put the rubbish in the bin, and not just toss it on the ground.
my neighbours do the same things, now we just put the bin on the other side of the driveway
My Neighbour Is Not A Dinosaur!
I Think My Neighbour Fucked Up. Yes, Those Are Pickles
'Wrap your pickle' is code for wear a condom... sounds like he missed some good advice.
Load More Replies...She's writing the notes as the pregnancy goes on... In the end her water breaks in front of the door. That's how I interpreted it x)
Load More Replies...My Neighbor Has A Huge Model Elephant In His Driveway
My Neighbour Keeps A Jason Mask In His Car
And creeping out the neighbors or would be car thieves?
Load More Replies...there is a car parked where I live with skull masks attached to all seats. It is very freaky passing by that car, especially in the night.
My son-in-law has one on the headrest on the passenger side of his car
At first I thought so no one would steal the car...but that can't be it.
Just My Neighbour's Turtle Wearing A Diaper
Oh, then that's ok. I mean, TORTOISE diapers are totally normal.
Load More Replies...Found one of them the other day, in the Walmart parking lot, in upstate New York!
That tortoise has some serious pyramiding on its shell. That's a sign of nutrition deficiency.
Turtles spend more time in water than a tortoise does.
Load More Replies...Looked Into My Backyard, Questioned Reality For A Sec
My Friend Had Half Of His Christmas Lights Up. This Was On His Door The Next Day
Wow! That guy seems like a real d**k. I think I would delay putting up the rest just to p**s him off.
I hope the note is actually from Roy, or is he merely the instigator of the note? The plot thickens.
This is not a note from "Roy". This is a note from someone that wants "Roy's" a*s kicked.
Neighbors Put Up A Bounce House. It's 32 Degrees And They Don't Have Any Kids
Yet. They don't have any kids yet. They placed the bait, now they wait for the kids...
I love this idea! Like the lonely, older man who put in a swimming pool just so the neighbor kids would visit :)
Load More Replies...Neighbour Gave My Mum A 'New Year's Day Present'
Neighbours Vs. Junk Mail Solution
My mail lady told me she is legally required to deliver all the junk.
Uh... I Was Just Setting Up A Tripod
Calling 911 on that is probably a good way to get in trouble for misuse of emergency services. It's legal and sure as hell not an emergency
Looks like San Diego (Marriott, etc.), and photographing from one's balcony, even with intent to photograph, is not illegal in CA: paparazzi got rights!
setting up a tripod for what?its for the camera right?or there will be no picture
The Neighbors Are Efficient: 8:40am, Christmas Morning
Exactly. I hate when people do this. Trees are NOT for you and only you, people! You're killing the environment! Get a plastic one or replant your tree!
Load More Replies...We had to do that once as we were travelling to see family for a week. It _was_ sad!!! I always leave it up until after the new year!
My neighbors do that, but they celebrate at home on Christmas Eve and then leave the next day to visit family and are gone two weeks, so no choice :(
Maybe they were leaving town later that day and didn't want to return home to a dead tree and pine needles all over the floor.
About 7 years ago on Christmas morning, we found out all the little "dirt" spots, dropping from the tree for previous week, were spiders. We sucked it up until all the presents were opened and then for the one and only time in my life, our tree was taken out of the house on Christmas Day. Still gives me the heeby jeebies thinking about it.
Presents opened, check. Breakfast eaten, check. Tree down by 9 AM, check.
New Neighbours' Car. I'm Not Sure We'll Get Along
how is this even a thing? People actually believing the earth is FLAT?
Trump voters aren't known for their intelligence, logic or rational thought processes.
Load More Replies...*slashes tires* ...just like your tires! Sorry, you need solid education to drive :)
just a line of white tape on the "L", and the EARTH is FIAT! -two pieces, and the "EARTH is FAT"!
If the earth earth were flat, the cats wouldn't have pawed everything off by now!
Neighbour's Going All Out For Halloween
I would have printed out the various pieces and assembled a full sized skelly!
Our Neighbors Are Havng A Yard Thale Today - Advertising Done Right!
This Was Taped To My Door. I Was Home For Less Than 30 Minutes. I Don't Know My Neighbors. I Have No Idea What It Means
Maybe they were tripping and believed they left a bag of pretzels for you?
Our Crazy Neighbour Can't Wait For The Last Leaves To Fall
My Neighbor Got A New Planter For Their Yard
You might be a redneck if.... You put your old, broken toilet out front to use as a decorative planter.
I have lived in Texas my whole life (I'm 48), and I've seen way too many of these. You would not believe some of the other c**p people put in their front yards to use as planters or 'lawn ornaments'. They could at least put the damn things in their backyard, but NOOOO, they put them right out on their front lawns. I, personally, think it looks tacky as hell. This is worse than those pink flamingos, (Yes, I know some people actually like the flamingos, but I don't). Tacky, Tacky, Tacky. TACKY!!
it's just a flower-pot XD better it get reused than end up in a land fill.
That's why I wouldn't put a toilet out on my front lawn. I know at least one person would use the darn thing.
Load More Replies...My Neighbor Has Been Sweeping Her Rock Driveway For 30+ Minutes
Anger management. You keep sweeping until you no longer want to murder what you're mad at.
Love it. I live on a red iron ore hill and we have a REALLY LONG driveway. It has ruts and rocks and when we get a really heavy rain it makes it worse. I could go out there and sweep it for the rest of my life and all I would find would be rocks and red dust. My Mom's husband will, every once in a while, get out there on his tractor (that has a bucket on it) and level it as well as he can. But he doesn't always come all the way up on my side. Which means that the last part of my driveway sucks. They live next door, at least a football fields length away (Thank God). We have 44 acres of family land out in the country, so they are my only neighbors. Which is really great for me. Their side of the driveway is almost always nice unless it rains for days. But I do have a walkway and a paved parking area that I could sweep. Nah, I would much rather do some nice calming meditation.
Load More Replies...My Neighbor Replaced His Door 6 Months Ago And Hasn't Removed The Shrink Wrap
I want to do it. I mean I REALLY WANT to do it! lol
Load More Replies...It's obviously the same type of old guy like the ones who leave the plastic on their sofa.
I hate when people do that. How can you enjoy your furniture if it has plastic on it? TAKE THE DAMN PLASTIC OFF!! p.s. I am so glad that no one in my family has plastic on their furniture.
Load More Replies...When you get a new phone and don't want to take the plastic off...
I hate this. My husband leaves plastic on phone, new appliances, etc. I systematically remove them.
My Neighbors Planted A Fake Plant In Their Front Yard
One of the people on my street just installed a fake plastic lawn. Everything in me shrieks in horror!
My grandpa used to put plastic tulips in his garden every year (and dig them back up in the fall). It was easier than going out to water them :)
My Mom and I both love plants. She has a huge greenhouse. And for most of the year I have a really big, nice garden. I work really hard to keep it looking beautiful, but right now it's winter and everything is covered with leaves. I also have a LOT of plants inside, pretty much every window has plants in it. And there is NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD EVER HAVE A FAKE PLANT!! If I'm out somewhere and I see a plant that is obviously fake I consider that to be very TACKY. But each to their own I guess. The one in this picture though is ugly as hell. p.s. Did you know that their are people out there who spray paint their lawns to make them look green. So if you have a brown lawn and your neighbors is a beautiful green color, they probably spray painted it.
How You Know A Teenage Boy Lives Next Door To You
That used to be my wireless network when i was in college. My now ex girlfriend has that router and can not change the name of it or password. The password is ballsack just so you know :)
I Live Next Door To Clark W. Griswold
This is nice, I love even the smallest amount of Christmas cheer, but I've seen way more lights on one house before.
My Creepy Neighbours. She Used To Be Wearing Lingerie
(I am stealing someone else's comment when I say...) MOVE! Move right away!
she is missing her hand.... it is hard to do up a bra with one hand..
look like a neighbour without hand trying to hang herself from the roof
Oh Wow! Neighbour Finally Fixed His Fence. Good Job, Sir
Should have used duct tape. That plastic stuff won't hold up in a good breeze. Hahaha.
Our neighbors are such a******s, we paid for the fence on the back and two sides, $6500, and they chipped in ZERO. But we got the good side of the fence and made them 8 feet all so we don't have to look at their cheap asses.
Bitter Man Buys The House Next Door To His Ex-wife And Installs An Interesting Sculpture.
Exactly. He's giving her too much power over him. She's living rent-free in his head.
Load More Replies...That looks like an awfully expensive act of revenge. The guy should have bought a house in some tropical paradise and forgotten about her.
My Neighbour Has Been Over-Sharing
So do I, but I wouldn't put up a sign about it, or ride around in a car that has that license plate on it. Funny Fact: I know someone who used to be called Moana when she was younger. Of course, that is not her real name.
There Is A Blackout In Slovenia For Almost One Week And This Is What My Neighbour Did To Replace A Refrigerator
My mom sent me care packages that had perishables while I was in military school. In the winter that's exactly what I would do.
we did the same thing when we had an ice storm and had no power for 10 days...
Load More Replies...My Neighbour Has A Picture Of A Lights Witch Above His Light Switch
Let's give 'em the benefit of the doubt and assume auto-correct was being an a*****e again.
To remind the switches how their ancestors looked. Wires over wall, simple up down switch... ah, the times.
That's word wrap. It should have been hyphenated to make it wrap correctly. Light-switch.
This Guy Has A Full Sized Plane In His Driveway
Clearly a town with no zoning restrictions. That's what small government gets you!
My Drunk Neighbor Waking Up For A Smoke Break
So, a smoker is automatically filthy? Get over yourself. Also, he goes through all that trouble to actually smoke outside, so no smell either.
Load More Replies...There Is Currently A Helicopter In The Neighbor's Yard
How cheap are planes and elicopters in america? Seen more planes in this post than cars.
You can build a working helicopter for under $10K.
Load More Replies...Probably towed in and out on a trailer. Too close residences to legally operate.
Load More Replies...Beautiful Moon Over My Neighbor's House
How? Just f*****g how do these guys NOT feel a significant breeze on their asses? If that much of my body was exposed, believe me, I'D KNOW IT!
Saw An Enormous Bird In My Neighbor's Yard This Morning
I took photos of everyone when I was in the Army. More than a handful of them would flip me off. I put all those photos in one album and called it my "bird collection".
My sister does this thing where if someone gives her the finger she holds up her hands and says " you've got two. I've got a whole bouquet." X-D
Load More Replies...My Neighbours Park Their Car On The Footpath, Even Though It Would Fit In Their Driveway
That's illegal where I'm from. You can't block the walking path because if a wheelchair user needs it, they can't get by.
Against the law here too. Block the sidewalk (we call em sidewalks) get a ticket. Then act all shocked because you didn't know it was against the rules. Few exceptions to the rule like, moving and needed to back the vehicle in near the door, or nowhere to safely park in the drive/road.
Load More Replies...My thoughts exactly. The paths or side walks are CITY property not the home owners.
My Neighbour Just "Pimped" His Ride By Glueing Solar Lights To The Roof Of His Car
This Was In Our Neighbors Front Yard
We had neighbors back in Seattle who had an absolutely beautiful, full sized Nativity with an 8 foot "Star of Bethlehem" above it. It included Mary, Joseph & the Baby Jesus, donkeys, sheep, camels and the Three Wise Men. It was truly lovely. And then there was the minor cast of characters: Frosty the Snowman, Santa and his Reindeer, Mrs. Claus, the toy making shop & Elves AND a giant Easter Bunny. All lit with about 50,000 colored, twinkling lights.
Why Is This In My Neighbors Driveway?
If the scooby gang it's at your neighbor door, so is a ghost they are investigating.
Yes, and in that other photo it said that they found out the driver was a child molester.
Load More Replies...My Next Door Neighbor Is Also A Good Friend. I Shoveled My Driveway And My Sidewalk, Decided To Do His And Left Him A Present
What part of neighbor and good friend didn't you understand? It's a harmless prank... geez.
Load More Replies...I Wonder If They Paid Rent This Month
I Think My Neighbour Is A Bitcoin User
no, there's No Smoke inscription in Russian on a garage wall
Load More Replies...Buying hard to get components in the black market? you may be right.
What The Heck Is Happening At My Neighbours House?
Sweet! They're having a home energy audit and that is a blower door tests that measures the amount of air leakage in a home.
I had a slow burn house fire once.(my oil furnace malfunctioned and charred the floor boards causing thick black smoke, but minimal structural damage.) This is how the cleaning company flushed out bad air for fresh air before going inside.
Maybe he's using spray equipment and his whole home is a spray booth.
Looks like they had a water leak and the fan(s) are there to dry it out faster. Our kitchen and our basement had doors similar to this.
I had an energy audit a few years ago. They used this to find where the leaks were in the house.
They're searching for air leaks to seal the house for winter. The door fan creates a vacuum in the house which draws air in through any leaks.
Neighbours Are Watching And They Don't Like It
People from the white colored house (or is it light gray?) are tired of being watched by the people from the 2 story tall house.
Load More Replies...Looks Like My Neighbor Was Working In The Yard Today
I'm also concerned that it's next to gloves and a bottle of Bactine.... o.o
Looks Like Our Neighbours Had A Good One Last Night
I honestly didn't know what I was looking at and thought it was a bunch of tampon cartridges
Load More Replies...So are the grey things nitrous or airsoft ammo? Nitrous is illegal in the US although I would like to find out where I could get some. >.> shhh <..>
So, My Neighbour Just Got A New Plant
I Just Moved Into My New Apartment And This Is My Neighbours Door
Went To Borrow An Egg From My Neighbour
My Neighbour Thinks They Are Hilarious
Outside Neighbor's Gate. They Change Often
I don't get it either. Change the stuff lying around it?
Load More Replies...My Neighbour Is Louise Belcher
My Crazy Neighbours
It looks more like they're using an extreme extension rod to retrieve something, which kinda looks like a drone? Or maybe one of those remote planes?
I loved everything pics. Nice to have something to laugh at for a change!
This entire thread made me super happy I live in a rural area and don't even see my neighbors 99% of the time. Nothing like wide open spaces!
Leaving the wrap on doors, mattresses, furniture, laptops, smartphones, remote controls and pretty much everything up until it starts to crumble to dust is a time honored Asian tradition
I loved everything pics. Nice to have something to laugh at for a change!
This entire thread made me super happy I live in a rural area and don't even see my neighbors 99% of the time. Nothing like wide open spaces!
Leaving the wrap on doors, mattresses, furniture, laptops, smartphones, remote controls and pretty much everything up until it starts to crumble to dust is a time honored Asian tradition
