the ultimate bonding activity

Turn here on Sesame Street!

Just lending a paw.

Was Eddie Izzard sitting in the back?

Ha ha ha ha ha! I laughed WAY to hard at this 😂

Close enough

Give me a few seconds, I can arc it from the ground, may be some splashing.

Well, this IS frightening...

Ouch. How can you ever recover from this. Let it dry for months and peel it off?

Jack Nicholson

Please protect yourself if you don’t want to get crabs…

You're having a giraffe.

He set off a 10-year-old boy but came back 25 years later a bald middle-aged man

Frankenstein: The Early Years.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I followed a guy driving an open top car, and he had the words Alpha Male tattooed across the back of his bald head. I nearly crashed into him, I was laughing so hard.

We have a guy like this in my town. He absolutely takes advantage of the attention, and is totally sweet about it. He even shapes up the 'mustache' for holidays :)

Well, that's enlightment!!! Not only third, but also the fourth eye!

Looks like Dr. Phil.

Voldemort?

I always feel like somebody's watching me 🎶

Too fkg creepy

I really feel like, somebody's watchhhhing me!

Why would you do that!?

That dude must have a great sense of humour, I like.

😬

Wouldn't wanna crash into the back of him...

"I can see clearly now the blind is gone."

Hey buddy, don't call me goofy!

Spoons when I wash them

Who let the smurfs out? Who, who, who, who, who?

"Moisturize me"

You love me. i love you. Hand over your valuables or you'll be screwed

If Lisa Simpsons became a punk

he's gotta go fast.

Poop to b5.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wonder if this guy wears loafers

The point of a hat is to protect you from the sun.. so how’s a piece of plastic going to protect you

To go with the baguette legs in the previous image

I want the story behind pebis.

Babies' tired.

Burger King

I am extremely uncomfortable with how close the ketchup is to the laptop.

I never could do that out of a suit, let alone IN one..

Very handsome squidward

For a split second I thought that was teeth

Urinal just for slenderman

«PrettyBoy»😂😂😂😂😂

This picture makes my soul hurt

Haven't listened to him in years, some of his album covers were pretty funny and freaky