Awww..

I love this

Hi everybody! Hi Dr Nick

Cute <3

I am the koala.

Absolutely me. Sometimes. I just don't feel like wanna talk with anyone.

Totally trying that next time.

Lol reminds me of the pick episode of Seinfeld

Aaawww that reminded me of Leslie Knope! "You're a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox!" XD

Me living my life with no regrets XD *weeeeeeee*

Works every time.

Someone else's choice...

me after bing watching Greys Anatomy.

Oops!

Stand clear of drawbridges!

Oof

But at least you're fit! Better than lonely and fat! *cries in a corner while eating chips*

And the social skills of a 2 year old.

Every single day

man just to think that there are people in that train

Still a better love story than t- oh.. 2018 already

Lol

She doesn't have to shave her legs? Sign me up!

No, thanks; not for me. Hmm maybe I could send or give it to a couple of people as a present...

Ahhhh Christmas time. Everything is perfume adverts.

Finally lost his head

He's a Captain Jack Harkness Terrier.

I think I'll have another. And another. No one can drink just one.

When I was that age, I wanted to be a dragon. But not one with a beard.

Poor guy :)

Come back! I didn't get my other 2 wishes!

Swipe right guys

Eww LOL

ooooooor buying a zillion book only to read them once and never again

Dad logic.

Reverse psychology maybe?

Looks to be the same magician who worked on Super Mario

I thought Billy exited the atmosphere...

Nope. Shower gel and shampoo+conditioner neutralise e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g! ♥

So now the angel has his voice?

Walking in high heels sucks

Well, I suspect Dad is a disappointment.

I don't get it

He gave up bungee jumping, parachuting, and race car driving, because they were too dangerous.

Steve took the flight less traveled.