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81 Amusing Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Had People Raising Their Eyebrows (New Pics)
Writers are good with words, but some netizens have a hidden talent for being creative wordsmiths. Once in a while, they string together the most absurd words and drop iconic sentences online that nobody saw coming.
Some of these sentences are so strange they might catch us off guard and make us ask, “Wait, what?” Some are so wacky, we might wonder what was going on in the person’s head when they said it. And some are so unhinged that all we can do is laugh.
The r/BrandNewSentence community on Reddit keeps a steady supply of these surprising sentences coming. We couldn’t help but put our favorites together below. So just sit back, scroll through them, and enjoy a chuckle or two!
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#1
Neckbeard Fedora Bowlingshirt The Third
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#3
To Everyones Horror, Luke Then Proceeded To Name Every Train Ever Built
BrunoVI 1 hour ago
My son had about 200 Thomas trains, and could name every last one of them. Not autistic. Just a boy. Also could name every dinosaur he ever heard of... and God only knows how many of those there are. Meanwhile my possibly slightly autistic Dad got my name right about two thirds of the time.
#4
"If I Eat A 3,000-Year-Old Honey, I Am Fully Expecting To Inherit A Pharaoh's Curse By Sunset"
OneWithRatsAndKefir 2 hours ago
Honey is worth a curse, in my opinion. Liquid gold, that stuff.
#5
Not She Berry Or He Berry But No Berry
#7
"They Had To Pause Shooting On 'The Odyssey' Due To A Cartoonish Rainbow"
Space Invader 52 minutes ago
Someone should turn that into a sketch: A film crew tries to film an incredibly dark and serious scene in the forest, but every take some incredibly adorable animal keeps hopping onto the set (a bit like the cat in that Romeo & Juliet ballet production)
#8
"I Forgot Some People Are In Relationships. To Clarify I Love To Violate Academic Integrity On Exams"
#9
Officer I Swear To You, It Was Just A Highly Aggressive Bowl Of Oatmeal
#10
5’7 Is Almost As Tall As A Real Human Being 😭
Crystalwitch60 1 hour ago
My mother as died when I was 8 mths old, was only 4.11 one of the few things I know about her , wonderful things come in little packages ,😍
#11
"Fish Unknown To Science Is Eating Australians"
#14
Italy Is Just Thailand For Women
#15
Your Mission Is To Sell Socks
#17
"Not Using AI And Still Getting 60% AI Detected Has To Be The Modern Version Of Being Accused Of Witchcraft"
OneWithRatsAndKefir 2 hours ago
To be verbose in these trying times is truly a turbulent test of patience… or “–“.
#18
I'm Literally Judging Books By The Cover And They Assume I'm A Prophet
#19
It’s A Facelift, Not Witness Protection
#20
Me Waiting For The Launch Of Autism In 2013
#21
"Employees Pay Their Bills In Dollars, Not Company Mission Statements"
#22
Regulators Questioned A Cheesemaking Nun So She Went And Got A Microbiology Phd And Defended Her Cheese With Data
#23
“Agatha Christie Had Access To Chatgpt”
#24
Imagine If I Just Wore Impractical Hulk Gloves Everywhere
#27
It Is Possible To Passionately Disagree About The Subject Of Air Fryers
#28
"There Is A Completely Natural Explanation For This But I'll Keep Believing In The Catholic Bees"
#30
If You Can’t Picture Your Job Being Done By A Pig Wearing Clothes In A Children’s Book, It’s Not A Real Job And You Add No Real Value To Society
#32
"Did You Really Use Al To Turn That Black Kid Into A White Girl?"
#33
"'ai' Chathot That's Actually Just Him Responding"
#35
That My Mum Impreganted My Dad
#36
Roommates Getting Top Surgery And They Put A Tracking Chip On Him And Now Im Getting Updates Like Hes A Pizza
#41
Please Tell Me I Am Not The Only One Who Tries To Preserve The Moment Of Inertia Of The Egg Carton
#43
“I Need To Get My Glasses Checked Baby I Ought To Know A Bird When I See One Rreow Shagadelic Baby Yeah”
#45
"European Girls Don't Do Final Fantasy X Hairstyles Anymore"
#46
"We Don't Want To Have To Ask People If They Are Allergic To Molluscs When They Order A Gin"
#47
"I Never Got What The Flex About Eating Fish Abortion Is"
#50
Imagine Finally Graduating From Spy School In China Only To Find Out Your First Assignment Is Dating A Man Known As The Roach Lord
#52
Katy Perry Was Trapped In A Giant Plastic Bottle Because Fans Refused To Roll Her Towards The Stage
#53
"The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Is Now So Large It Is Home To Dozens Of Species Of Life, Prompting Debate Over Cleanup Efforts"
#54
Two Lesbian Nuns Who Hated Each Other Get Married After Quitting Convent
#55
I'm Perfectly Aware The Woman Drinking The Teacup Full Of Ants Isn't There, I See Her Much Too Clearly
#61
At Best, This Is The Pub Of Theseus
#63
The Looksmaxxers Are Tapping Into Alchemical Theories Of Immortality That Would Have Left A Tang Dynasty Emperor Speechless
#64
Erling Braut Haaland Arrives Back In Norway With A Raccoon
#68
So Apparently Girls Don’t Like It When You Use An Android Emulator On A Date To Scam Mcdonalds Out Of 30 Nuggets
#70
"Physics Majors Throw A Lot Of Shade Considering They're Still Not Sure Where 95% Of The Universe Is Hidden"
#71
"Sony And Disney Are Basically Stuck In A Toxic Marriage For Eternity Because Neither Of Them Can Afford The Divorce LOL"
#72
Discord Friend Crashed Out One Too Many Times And Has Estranged Himself From His Family To Live As A Buddhist Monk In Sri Lanka
#77
"111 Is Divisible By 37 And The Police Does Nothing"
#78
We're Reaching Levels Of Leche Cake That Shouldn't Be Possible
#79
My Haram Blur Extension Confuses Him As A Female And Blurs Him
#80
I Am Rating One Star To Prevent Yellow
#81
"They Look Like If You Grew Seamonkeys In A Can Of Monster."
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