Nice wordplay.

Buzz off you old fart! We're gangster.

I would attend this ball !

that would be me =/

If this is supposed to be Henry the 8th, just kill them. He can kill 5 of his wives but not a few paparazzi?

ah this one is crazy true

but all the positive stuff are made to make you feel light, not heavy : p

oh, so TRUE!!!!!

That's if you get compliments. Too many people focus on the negatives!

That how self perception slows us down.

ooo yeaaah...!! tell me about it!

Yep, this describes me.

How does this work!!!

This would explain why certain idea if left unchecked, could burn an entire city

IKEA?

This one is really cute! 10 Points!

But moooom , this is really fun !

Cut the rope monster is such a cutie

For some reason, I always feel the need to yell, "COWS!" whenever I see them. My family appreciates my sharp observing skills.

You forgot a ball, a tree, another dog butt, etc..

But... but... a talking horse!

When you become college-ruled paper.

Haha! What a funny idea! Lol never thought of it that way XD

to fly or not to fly there is no question

Chad really needs glasses !

An apple a day keeps the doctor away..

aww

So that's how pancakes become waffles. In the gym.

This is adorable!

Never thought about this severe problem. 🤔

Hot outside?

dang

Ouch!

A bold thing to say to someone

The sister of Tinkerbell

You had one job!

nice one thing no one will know it is you

he's been roasted!

or just hide it in the google search second page

I agree with the bacon thing but, What!? UNICORNS DO EXIST!!! 🦄

Just can't resist: Bearly hibernated. Bah!

NEVER read the comments.. bored panda is usually not so bad

The animal's faces crack me up.

Me, minus the art skills...

She's so done.

I want a box that big filled with Lego! Dang, that rich kid is spoiled! :P

XD

That is my youngest son! Finally, a diagnosis!

My dad is the right one lmao

Sword in the Stone!

when i'm trying to get out of exercising any reason is a logical reason

Yeah Carl, don't be so square!

Been there, done that, have the T-shirt.

holy dad joke

Cannibal tomato !

liar liar pants on fire