How timely. Just this week, there was an NPR headline that asked, "Has Tucker Carlson created the most racist show in the history of cable news?" The interview explains that the answer is pretty much 'yes' according to study that analyzed over 400 episodes of his show. https://www.npr.org/2022/05/12/1098488908/has-tucker-carlson-created-the-most-racist-show-in-the-history-of-cable-news

I always loved this one

"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"

That kills me.

How is this not number 1

Or……… just dig a big hole and jump in!

It's because in India cattle are considered sacred and even worshipped..

Too true

where else am I meant to hide the body?

This took me too long to get

No smoking during the ballet please :)

I don't get it...

Damn. The preacher made it on that list?!

too close to reality to be funny. but its still funny. meh. oof a doof doof.

This should be much, much higher.

I knew a guy who was a complete and utter disaster area, and he never knew that his profile picture in my contacts like was the "Technical Difficulties" sign from the top right.

Yup. I see so many guys donating their perms. So amazing. I wish I could but you know, women can only donate Mohawks

"And maybe a new canlde now and then?"

I'm in trouble

New vitamin dropped less gooo!!!!!

Poor old Smithers. Hasn't he been through enough?

Where's that from? I can't remember seeing this episode.

Wtf is that for a newspaper?

Welp at least it’s not white?

That was in the past. Now it’s Local idiot. In my world, of course

Just let go of the cans!

Yep, just check out Broadway in Nashville and you'll see things you never would have believed

"Oops, better remove this Bar Association logo too." *rips it off and eats it*

And later on in the episode you see "BROCKMAN FIRED" in the background.

It's a fallacy that has been disproven countless times. The UK currently ranks 5th in the world for dental health. The US comparatively, is ranked 9th. Due to the cost of dental care in the US, the UK has has been better since the foundation of the NHS in 1948. EDIT: Just to clarify, 1) I'm not British 2) I'm not bothered by the 'joke', I'm just pointing out a fact. I like to educate on old "Jokes" that are just tired (and yes I'd do the same for you Yanks, Aussies) 3) Some cosmetic work is covered by the NHS if certain requirements are met (Braces are based on a score system called the IOTN scale, feel free to google it).

"So then I said to the President..."

i can see this being me.

The Christmas Hobgoblins is probably one of my favorite Simpsons scenes due to how ridiculous it is.

This is one of the dumbest jokes that always makes me chuckle. I love Itchy and Scratchy.

And then he goes for the snack table, and they bring out the 'Ben control!' Love that scene.

I have no words for this.

"That ad had no effect on me whatsoever!"

"I'm a white male aged 18 to 49 - EVERYONE listens to me! No matter how dumb my suggestions are!"

I love how it's so heavy that when he throws it in the bin it immediately squashes all the other garbage that's in there right to the bottom.