I've had a middle part, bangs and straight hair since the 70s, with a few random perms in the 80s and 90s lol

I hear you. I'm super dumb.

And there are ample, clean toilets with no lines.

I snort-laughed at this

That sounds awesome!

Their union requires reports on how many people they annoyed.

*pokes self in eye* "Ow! I wasn't expecting that"

Yep.

It’s official…you can win therapy

Perfectly acceptable, I see nothing wrong with this. Fish are interesting

Once invited a girl back to my place when I was at college and she genuinely thought I’d been burgled.

Yes, it is. Much to my husband's dismay.

In my car it'sfor screwdrivers, pliers, old pairs of specs, receipts from supermarkets and hardware shops, pens (some of which work), odd screws and nuts, chocolate bar wrappers, unopened towelette sachets, odd bits of wire, etc. etc., and of course, etc.

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You are all wrong. That thing is where you keep your melted lipstick.

YES! BUT we have small little trash cans with liners in the doors. Perfect for straw wrappers, gum and tissues. Ya, no smelly , messy hamburger wrappers

I use the drivers door pocket for trash in my car and empty it every time I get gas. Passengers do not get to use them for trash though!

It dosnt start that way..

No! Husband however would disagree.

it is, because the only other option is the cupholder, and if trash builds up there then my coffee cup falls out when i try to put it there without looking because i'm driving

nope...lotion, towel and garage door opener

Yes but only temporarily. Throw it out when you get to your destination.

It's for the maps he insists on printing even if we're going to Lidl down the road for the 89th time

It’s to hold my phone and straw wrappers

Lol yes it is, or it is always available for whatever needs to be his safely, or secured for later attention.

Isn't that test called dating?

Same with the cupholders.

Mine is for car park receipts

About 10 years ago I had to drive a woman about 45 miles for her Dr appointment and she sat directly behind me. I kept hearing a strange crunching sound but I thought maybe she's clicking prayer beads or whatever. I get to her appointment and drop her off then take the van to fill up and look in the back, she had been cracking open and eating pistachios for the entire 1 hour journey and putting the shells in the cup holders. I gave her a bag for them on the ride back and she didn't eat a one.

What else would you use it for?

Yes, temporarily. For safety. Then clean that shït up

Only if you empty it at the end of each journey.

It depends on what you consider garbage...

I don’t actually use that pocket for anything. Because my husband’s OCD would have me hearing about garbage in the truck from now until the end of time. We have a designated garbage bag

we got married young, in the late 90s so we had to take pre Cana classes. They had a questionnaire just like that. How much does a hair cut cost? How often do you mow grass?

Honestly that might work. Sometimes they just want to know you know about it too.

Room advertised: $39 per night. Check out: "That'll be $354."

"I smell.... children."

My mate Freddie avoided all the supermarket tantrums from day one by giving his 2+ daughter the shopping list and a pencil so she could cross off each item as it was put in the trolley. She soon caught on and was recognizing words after just a few trips.

You're living my life.

#relatable

Just think of it like a big hug.

The best part about getting through the day is bedtime!!!😴

Agreed!

And by the time I've found something to watch on TV, I'm done eating.

That's the only way to hold a conversation, imo. Otherwise, I tune out. Some people may think it's rude but if I'm not interrupting with questions, I'm not actively listening.

I let my dog have a finger-dip of t(e foamy head from my beer. But no more, as she’s only five years old.

Curly Howard was my favorite. (Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.)

Same with me on my bus silently listening to the kids behind me prank calling random numbers