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If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!

From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.

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#17

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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CatShatBrix
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.

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Sanchit Jain
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

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#26

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Acton Animal Hospital Report

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Shinomi Chan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

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frontiervet Report

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Lorena Magee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly a*s carpet that looked like cat puke

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

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TC
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired

#50

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Meazus Report

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Cayman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get nuts. They don't really taste like much and some people have death-causing allergies.

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#53

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Sydra Report

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#61

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#64

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#65

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#67

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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Willie D'Kay
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's nice that they are concerned about their patients' mommies.

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

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adoracat
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of one horrible awful night when 8 drunken fools (and two sober ones...a giggling 10 year old laughing too hard to speak and a pregnant me) made bird puns for about a half hour. One after the other. I shut it down with " y'all are all totally mallard-justed." Good times!

#71

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Kaldea Report

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#72

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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Aubrie Allen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that Doors song about cows: Break on moo to the udder side!

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#74

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frontiervet Report

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#76

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imgur Report

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#77

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Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

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#80

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randomManDan Report

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#81

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hollyhox13 Report

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#82

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Acton Animal Hospital Report

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#84

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Acton Animal Hospital Report

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#85

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#86

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frontiervet Report

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#88

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#89

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

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#90

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frontiervet Report

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#91

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#92

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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Willie D'Kay
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one doesn't really work. Why would 2 Persians have trouble communicating. It seems like the Siamese would be the one who needs a Persian interpreter.

#93

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#94

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#95

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mfilosa17 Report

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#96

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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Willie D'Kay
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually a perfect name if anyone starts making this mix. I'd prefer it over any of the -doodle variations.

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#97

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#98

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#99

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morachan Report

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#100

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#101

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Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

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#102

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Eastside Animal Clinic Report

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#104

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

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