110% accurate :D

Dogs have friends. Cats have butlers

Hahahaha..that's somehow mean...

This made me laugh out loud even though it's kinda silly :D

Lol ueah been there done that ... and the dog willingly did it again

I'll be that child :D

And we wouldn't want that! XD

Wake up Hooman, its my breakfast time!

Well then....

Funny, my dentist has the same offer, but not for pets.

Kitty Purry lol

I really need to talk to my Hooman about man-nip he calls 'weed'

That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!

I want this to be higher up.

Literally.

Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.

*Ba dum tsst*

I'm not so sure it's acceptable to pee on ones relatives.

I would Journey to go to that vet!

Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

1st actual clever

Nice going Bunny !

Real clever.

A Martell cat - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

"You border collies can't deny"

Cheeta's don't live in the jungle.

That's awesome!!!

This one made me snort!

i'm always happy when i pee

Purrrrple? Where? I want!

Perfect.

I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly a*s carpet that looked like cat puke

HAHAHAHA IM GONNA MEMORISE THEIR NUMBER

Nice strawman, Nancy.

cues in rap music covered with borks

In-vest-igator. This one took me a while

this one is just cute

I can almost picture them bust the move :)

I'll have to make several visits if wanted to do that.

I want this job!

Pugs make me uncomfortable. They're like suffering in dog form.

I use a meowculator. It's much faster.

Nurses joke!

<3 Lake City Animal Hospital!

Awwwwww

This is somehow mean...hihihi...

And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired