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If your perfect Valentine's day ideas consist of hating everyone who likes this festivity, then you've clicked on the right post. And it's an even better match if you hate the kitschy side of Valentine's Day, yet like to impress your significant other of how much you don't care about it anyway. In that case, we have a selection of very ironical, deeply sarcastic, totally un-romantic Valentine cards for you to greet your loved one without getting all pukey cute.
Most of us have had enough of the typical Hallmark-style love cards (not that there's anything wrong with them). For couples and romantic singles with a sense of humor or an unconventional approach to romance, there are fun and creative greeting cards like these!
Sure, some of them are not the most romantic greeting cards out there (not that you were looking for one, anyhow), but you've got to give them to the right person for them to be effective. If there's a pant-nullifying Valentine's Day card that you think we've missed, you can add it to this list and vote for your favorite what-you-see-is-what-you-get cards as well!
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Sonali Bhatt 7 years ago
Nice List. Very creative and nice cards. Find more gifts @ http://www.valentine.gifts/
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Final score:
36points
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Liliana Mello 1 year ago
That's not what a dementor does they take away all your happy memories leave you with your worst memories then they take your soul
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Final score:
11points
Suricata (Submission author) 9 years ago
If you like it you can download the card for free here! https://www.behance.net/gallery/23379947/Free-Alternative-Greeting-Card
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Sunny Boardman 5 years ago
Duh-oh. But if it bombs as a Valentine try again on Presidents Day.
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Final score:
7points
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Final score:
5points
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Roger Beukes 8 years ago
From the graph, "the limit of my attraction to you as it approaches infinity" is actually zero, and not "it does not exist".
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Final score:
1point
Rich Uspel 6 years ago
The FBI has traced some White House communications . . . This one was signed, " Mit all meiner Liebe immer, Stevie, Wir haben es in ein Bordell verwandelt, Bruder!"
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Ochuko Evidence 2 years ago
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Hiruni Mabulage 4 years ago
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Ochuko Evidence 2 years ago
Thanks for sharing your thoughts on My Starbucks Idea. We love engaging with our customers. The My Starbucks Idea community is a great way to see which ideas matter most in an open conversation with other Starbucks fans. Nice blog! The following are ranking content that can be of help to you in any way. So feel free to explore them on https://www.tecreals.com How to Find Private Browsing History on an Android 10 Best Kinesiology Programs in 2023 – Best Kinesiology Programs Is It Safe to Use Mobile Data for Banking? How to Create a New Folder on Android Highest Paid Lawyers – Top 10 Highest-Paid Lawyers How to Enable Haptic Feedback on an iPhone Keyboard How to Hide Likes on Your Instagram Account How to master Infrared Photography with your iPhone
Hiruni Mabulage 4 years ago
Give your loved-once an unusual gift this valentine's day!!!!Make your "Love Book" Saying why you love someone, just for $99.50. Will ship within 6 - 9 days via Premium fast FREE Shipping. You can buy via below link https://www.etsy.com/listing/774104485/customized-love-book-with-reasons-why?ref=listings_manager_grid
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