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Call the potalice

MY CABBAGES!

I'm safe - zombies are in for the brains 🙃 Who's with me?

Yeah Ankita, mind your own business

Is there any topic that doesn't have a sub reddit?

The news. 🤣🤣

Someone make a JOJO meme of these two please

lol

And that's the exact moment showerthoughts host has been seamlessly replaced by what people commonly described as a "man in black".

Kinda dark, but honest, I appreciate that.

I've got the popcorn!

Poor guy. I agree with the water.

Well...

Extra wet.

I just did a real life spit take... Unrelated, how do you get apple juice out of a computer?

i just snorted out loud at this during us history

Kutiwise is safe, though. That’s a “vampier” hunter, not a “vampire” hunter.

I get to time travel? :o

Sarcasm means "to cut flesh". Insults cut the soul like knives cut the body. Don't damage other people's souls as if your words don't make any impact on them.

oh jeez

What's wrong with Giuseppe.? It's better than any name Elon Musk will come up with.

Twins twice? 😳

When I was younger, I always thought it meant all my friends were adding kisses to their name, like xoxo.

Oopsiedaisy

I love what they did there with the John Doe thing.

to answer the question: there would be a huge sigh of relief if such a violent, bigoted, unintelligent extremist cult leader was done away with once & for all.

thanks for making me spit out my coffee!

"NotTheBelt" officially beats all other usernames out there; I dunno what it is, but that name just hits me the right way

At my high school, the weird thing would be the guy who was suspended after the weekend janitor caught him in the teachers' lounge. "Steve" (not his real name) had decided to break into the lounge and was raiding for food, found some hot dog buns, and figured "Welp...might as well sit down on the couch in here and pleasure myself with one of those". Aaaaaaaaand cue the janitor

Can anyone tell me what UwU means please? I feel out of the loop. Edit: in case I'm told to Google it, I did. It said its a smiley face but I'm not sure if that's right because it doesn't look like one.

Been there so I'll get you some TP and a change of pants.

Okay Karen