Join the Fun!

Potato

Final score:

425points

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Vonev Kalinsk 1 year ago

Call the potalice

115points

Oh No

Final score:

350points

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Hotdogking 1 year ago

MY CABBAGES!

136points

Know Your Meme explains the “Username Checks Out” catchphrase that has been surfing online for years, as a phrase that points out when someone makes a comment which complements their online handle.

The origins of the phrase dates back to November 19th, 2014, when the Redditor felix2468 posted a question to r/OutOfTheLoop about what the phrase ‘Username checks out’ meant. “While the comment had seen use online prior to the question, the post marked the first time someone inquired about its meaning online,” Know Your Meme explains.

Bruh

Final score:

349points

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Headless Roach 1 year ago

I'm safe - zombies are in for the brains 🙃 Who's with me?

137points

Yes

Final score:

336points

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CAMAW 1 year ago (edited)

Yeah Ankita, mind your own business

64points

He Explained It Wrong

Final score:

330points

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Nadine Bamberger 1 year ago

Is there any topic that doesn't have a sub reddit?

104points

A year later, on October 20th, 2015, “a 9GAG user posted an example showing someone with the username "EnragedQuitter" leaving an online gaming match, gaining over 6,600 points.” Then, on April 17th, 2016, Redditor The-Lying-Tree posted the same question to /r/OutOfTheLoop. According to Know Your Meme, in the thread, users Drogovic and Stuff_muffin provided examples of how the meme would be used. The joke was picked up by Redditors on various subreddits.

Dave’s Username Checks Out

Final score:

317points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 1 year ago

The news. 🤣🤣

84points

Italy

Final score:

315points

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CAMAW 1 year ago

Someone make a JOJO meme of these two please

55points

Finally

Final score:

303points

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The long necked dino 1 year ago

lol

49points

#10

The FBI Is Onto Us

Final score:

301points

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Nadine Bamberger 1 year ago

And that's the exact moment showerthoughts host has been seamlessly replaced by what people commonly described as a "man in black".

57points

#11

That Turned Dark Fast

Final score:

300points

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Nadine Bamberger 1 year ago

Kinda dark, but honest, I appreciate that.

131points

#12

Church V Jesus Round 1 Commence Idk I Don’t Watch Boxing Or Wrestling

Final score:

287points

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Flare 1 year ago

I've got the popcorn!

60points

#13

Old Google+ Meme

Final score:

284points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 1 year ago

Poor guy. I agree with the water.

65points

#14

Never Truly Safe

Final score:

274points

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Well-Dressed Wolf 1 year ago

Kutiwise is safe, though. That’s a “vampier” hunter, not a “vampire” hunter.

117points

#15

A Double Whammy

Final score:

257points

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The long necked dino 1 year ago

I get to time travel? :o

57points

Thorsten Massow 1 year ago

No, you just get to summon a comet upon us now.

20points

Ms. Human Being 1 year ago

I’m a human being?

14points

SH Holmes 1 year ago

I get to be Sherlock.

13points

badboyhalo 1 year ago

I'm a Minecraft YouTuber?

11points

Fluff Filled Mushrooms 1 year ago

I´m immortal now!

8points

And my name's Jennifer 1 year ago

I'm Jennifer!!!!

6points

Honeybee 1 year ago

I get to fall asleep in a flower

6points

CrazyCatLady 1 year ago

My job is now just living with an irrational number of cats

6points

Guile main 1 year ago

I get to play street fighter I guess

6points

Commander Ducky 1 year ago

I get to go to war and tell people what to do as a rubber duck!

5points

Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 1 year ago (edited)

OH YEAH I LOVE MY PROFESSION

5points

ZeFroge 1 year ago

I'm an amphibian!

4points

Luke T 1 year ago

Nope, sorry. You're a Jurassic Park extra. :(

3points

Waddling Land Fish 1 year ago

I get to waddle

3points

CallaghanLive 1 year ago

I exist as Callaghan, I guess.

2points

Squidiotcats 1 year ago

I'm pretty much a human cat already

2points

aZZy_d3Lta 1 year ago

i'm tryna figure out mine

2points

Sleepy children love Moon 1 year ago

I guess a lot of sleepy children love me now

2points

Pirate narwhal 1 year ago

i'm a swashbuckling sea mammal! although I was already one anyway

1point

CHOCCY MILK 1 year ago

Yayyyyyy….people get to drink me now

0points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Transportation costs are on you.

0points

Zuabr 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Marla 1 year ago (edited)

I'm Marla. I work from home. I make $90 if you send me $90.

36points

RedMarbles 1 year ago

Hahaha

11points

Onion Cutting Ninja 1 year ago

I get to make people cry while reading wholesome BP posts :)

17points

Cookie 1 year ago

Aaw cool. I guess I… sell cookies?

9points

JoyfulZebra 1 year ago (edited)

I'm happy, so I get paid. I get paid, so I'm happy. Infinite money glitch.

14points

Hotdogking 1 year ago

Ummm.... well s**t

13points

TyrantrumGogoat 1 year ago

Sounds like a fun job you got there.

8points

Mentally Unhinged 1 year ago

Phyciatrist???

10points

BeepBeepBoopBoop 1 year ago

no no, I think you're the patient

6points

Mulberry Juice 1 year ago

Do I make the juice or drink it

9points

Lollipop Girl 1 year ago

Same question

6points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

What I normally do, but with more gin and less bad language

8points

Justaboredpotato 1 year ago

Amazing, I just get to be bored all day :D

7points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Get off the couch, take a walk - outside (not to the fridge), do deep breathing, smell the flowers, pet a puppy, smile at a stranger, eat al fresco at a cafe- if you're not still bored...-------- you just lost your job.

0points

pink_panda 1 year ago

I get paid to dye the pandas?

6points

Random Panda 1 year ago

I am random… that checks out :)

6points

Beetlejuice 1 year ago

It appears that I become a horny demon who tries to get the living to say my name 3 times in a row. Not that bad.

5points

SH Holmes 1 year ago

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

2points

Red Panda 1 year ago

I get to be a red panda I already am I red panda

5points

Dodomaster Lord of chickens 1 year ago

I get paid to be the king of chickens I guess

5points

hanginwithmygnomies 1 year ago

Well, I get to get paid for hanging out with my gnomies, I suppose. It's a double win for me!

5points

Oktogal 1 year ago

Okay, an octopus girl? Maybe an octopus researcher if I stretch the name enough?

5points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

I'd go with choice B. It is the difference between being the researcher, and the researched.

1point

CarlWasHere/BubblesRKool 1 year ago

I get to... blow bubbles I guess?

5points

too indesicive to choose name 1 year ago

You also get paid for existing and being named Carl.

2points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 1 year ago

I get paid to exist. Just like those people who do nothing but get money anyway. Shareholders or something

5points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

I'd change the spelling - Legit - dairy.

0points

musicaldashtrash 1 year ago

what even is my job

4points

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to collect all the trash, and run, no- Dash to the dumpster, while fast paced music sets an accelerated pace. If you do not finish the trash dash before the music stops, or you must take whatever trash is left and dash home, where you will fill your bathtub/shower with it. -- This message will self destruct in 5, 4, 3....

1point

AJay 1 year ago (edited)

I get to be a bird. Just what I have always wanted.

4points

LapCat 1 year ago

I love my job 🥰🐱

3points

A Random Stormtrooper 1 year ago

GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!!

3points

Saxophone 1 year ago

YEAH!!!!!

0points

Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

Meh, I already hold grudges

3points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

While sitting in trees?

1point

Mr. Clean 1 year ago

Always has been, always will be!

3points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

What? Bald? Born bald and still are?

0points

Ent Hugger 1 year ago

yessssss finally gonna hug me some ents!

3points

Lazy PANda (she/they) 1 year ago

Yay I get paid to sit around and do nothing this is great

3points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

I hope you enjoy munching bamboo.

0points

The leech 1 year ago

Time to start leeching off people.

3points

Your Neighborhood Alien 1 year ago

What I normally do...Be the neighborhood alien 🤷🏻

3points

Hyde and Seek 1 year ago

This could be ...interesting

3points

Sarcastic Cat Demon (she/they) 1 year ago

Well, gotta commute to hell now I guess.

3points

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

Only if you'll be working from home.

0points

Gabby Ghoul 1 year ago

I get to haunt people!

3points

Stolas 1 year ago

i get to live in hell lol

3points

Sarcastic Cat Demon (she/they) 1 year ago

Me too, see you there!

3points

Yunjin A.K.A Panicattack queen 1 year ago

looks like i'm payed for my panic attacks from now on

3points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Only the Queen-sized attacks.

1point

Mara Is… Trying 1 year ago

“I’m trying my best boss” “it will be turned in eventually” “no please im trying really hard”

3points

just another teen 1 year ago

and im just another teen

3points

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

Sorry, the only jobs available to you are flipping burgers at fast food restaurants, stocking groceries, or we'll get you a newspaper delivery route. Your choice.

1point

Saxophone 1 year ago

Uhhhh. Saxophone noises?

3points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Play it like Kenny G.

0points

Philenzortia 1 year ago

You wouldn't get it....

3points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Not sure I want to.

1point

TailsFangirl03 1 year ago

I choose to believe I get to work at SEGA.

3points

AmmoniteCat 1 year ago

What...do I do? I'm a mollusc(extinct)...and a cat. So, I'm half-extinct.

3points

Cat Palmer 1 year ago

But half a cat. That means you own half the internet, which I would imagine brings in some money.

8points

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

On the other hand, you have 9 lives. Play to the positive side.

1point

crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

So basically ur schrodinger's cat

1point

Well-Dressed Wolf 1 year ago

I get to eat meat, howl at the moon, and lick people. That’s kind of already what I do now.

3points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Who is your tailor?

0points

lazy panda 1 year ago

BET

3points

Drinking my Covfefe 1 year ago

Cow pie

3points

Coolwhip 1 year ago

I can think of several ways for my username to work...and I am ok with all of them lol.

2points

Sexual Harassment Panda 1 year ago

I'm all set then!

2points

V 1 year ago

I am a letter. I guess I could work on Sesame Street as the letter of the day...

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Yupper, sure, you betcha. V.

0points

Mel The Axolotl 1 year ago

I became internet famous for being an Axolotl who can comment n stuff

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Well done. May we pay you with mosquito larve?

0points

Performingyak 1 year ago

I think I get to work with acowimpersonator.

2points

Thegoodboi 1 year ago

Yay!

2points

RandomPanda 1 year ago

... I've become a panda, so I guess live in a zoo?

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Why not the bamboo forests in the Minshan or Quinling mountains of SW China?

0points

xXbluthsbannanastandXx 1 year ago

im in the perfect stand. i will neve leave thuis bannana stand

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Because bananas don't have feet ... and there is a gang of monkeys down the street, just waiting for a loose banana to roll past them.

0points

Twinbowser 1 year ago

I get to kidnap princesses

2points

~MushroomFrog~ 1 year ago

Mooooooo!!!!!

2points

Your Neighborhood Alien 1 year ago

Hahah I love this reply so much 😂

1point

stardrop loves you 1 year ago

I GET PAID TI BE MY FURSONA OMG YESS

2points

Paul Pienkowski 1 year ago

Dammit. I'm just me.

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Yes; unique, exclusive, one-of-a -kind, never duplicated, irreplaceable. Enjoy being yourself (and getting paid for it.) Win - win.

0points

RainWingRoyal 1 year ago

*confused blinking* what have I done

2points

bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 1 year ago

Nothing's changed then

2points

BoredDisneyPrincess 1 year ago

Ummm... does this mean I get some of that Disney-money now?

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

Watch out! Twinbowser's job is to kidnap princesses. (scroll up)

1point

Almostfoxlike 1 year ago

I'm a spy, just not very good at it

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Practice - watch spy movies, read spy books. You'll get better.

0points

SkankHunt42 1 year ago

Hunt skanks. Probably

2points

ari, god amongst men 1 year ago

hehe

2points

Lil Potato 1 year ago

I work for the Little Potato Company!

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Are you merging with the Big Cheese? - Sounds like a delicious partnership. -- Anyone for scalloped potatoes?

1point

CatFist 1 year ago

Oh... Oh dear...

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

Watch videos with lots of cat slaps in them. Develop a dynamic comedy routine, or write a funny play using what you learned from the videos.

0points

SaneMinotaur (she/her) 1 year ago

Give psychiatric treatment to a Minotaur, I guess?

2points

Your Neighborhood Alien 1 year ago

Or you are the Minotaur

0points

Stardust she/her 1 year ago

Stardust, do I get paid to be the dust or clean the dust?

2points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Yes.

1point

Atchaco-Leigh 1 year ago

I think I'm fine.

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

I get paid to rustle leaves, cause a stir, move air-slightly, be breezy, keep birds and flying insects aloft, bring the fragrances of flowers in through your windows, and perfume past your face, dry your tears, cool you on a hot day, dry your laundry or just your shirt after a nervous sweat, lift butterflies from flowers, move the sails of your boat (not enough to move the boat), put out the candles on your cake and the candles on your romantic table for two, keep your matches from staying lit long enough for you to use them, snuff out the pilot lights in your furnace, water heater, and stove, move campfire smoke to get in your eyes, waft odors from farm animals or the garbage toward you, whisk important papers out of your hands and keep them just out of reach, carry balloons that little children let go -up- into the atmosphere, dry your eyes out, fling sand or pollen in your face, mess up your hair before a photo shoot, blow 1 or 2 hairs into your eyes, and one to tickle your nose. -- I'll be a pleasure, a blessing, and such a nuisance. Bwahahahahaha!

1point

Nikki138 1 year ago

I love your replies! 👍

1point

White Wolf 1 year ago

Imma gonna do a modeling career....

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Great choice - just don't shed on the dark clothing.

1point

moonlight 1 year ago

i stay the same, i am already a deity of moonlight, only difference is i now glow...

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

... and get paid for it.

1point

mummy pig 1 year ago

Yaaayyyyy new pet for me 🎉🎉

1point

rumple slunkskin 1 year ago

Guess my occupation or gimme your firstborn child

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

Lazy, sleepy little elf. You take candy from babies, and pensions from old people. How many ice cream cones did you knock out of someone's hand this week? How many puppies tails did you pull? How many nasturtiums and hollyhocks did you pilfer from Auntie May's garden?

0points

KindredKiller 1 year ago

I'm an assassin that nobody expects..

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Now that you've revealed what you do for a living to us, we'll be expecting you.

2points

crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

What the hell am I supposed to do

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Apply at Poe R US. I'm sure the Edgar Allen Poe Society will be very interested in a crow's ghost. Also, try to get an audition for the remake of "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock.

1point

Emma Kilcup 1 year ago

I get payed by someone who has this name...

1point

Zelda Nerd 1 year ago

Zelda YouTuber…? Article writer? Idk.

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Why not both?

0points

Dubsτep🅱️lade NS 1 year ago

I get to make Dubstep music!

1point

Zachary Gillette 1 year ago

Exist.

1point

the shrimp whisperer 1 year ago

nice marine biologist. except i have thalassophobia :/

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Become an illustrator of a marine biologist's notes.

0points

ZombieSushi386 1 year ago

Could somebody explain my job 🤔

1point

too indesicive to choose name 1 year ago

Seems pretty self explanatory to me. Be a zombie sushi. Alternately, make zombie sushi.

1point

RedMarbles 1 year ago

My job sounds fun but it probably doesn't pay very well 😕

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

Work outside the box. Master exceptionally difficult tricks with red marbles, and become an internet sensation. Paint walls, floors, counter tops, or furniture as mock red marble. Carve intricate designs in red marbles that sell for $100s. Do indepth research and write a best seller about the big red marble - the planet Mars. Or, write a children's book about a child and a red marble, and all their adventures. Become a fashion designer, and make that your company name. You could quarry red marble and make something beautiful and marvelous with it.

1point

WiseGirlRomanoff 1 year ago

Ummmmm-Mabye I fight evil with them?

1point

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

Will you use swords, guns, or light sabers?

1point

SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago (edited)

I'm coming after Roman Reigns and that Undisputed Heavyweight Title, just have to get rid of The Bloodline first XP *Fight Night intensifies*

1point

the harbinger of doom (she/he) 11 months ago

damn I get to foretell the apocalypse

0points

Mulberry Juice 1 year ago

I’m kinda intrigued about how this will go icl

0points

Levi Mittman 1 year ago

I become myself

0points

AnkleByter 1 year ago

Well....gets out my teeth file...

0points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

A teething baby - forever.

1point

Tiny Dancer 1 year ago

Look at me, Ma, I'm dancin' here! I wouldn't make a penny if I had to dance for a living.

0points

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

You and Liz OrreoT-rex Ago-go should get together and work up a routine, then, go on the road.

1point

Asphalt Bubblegum 1 year ago

I'm dying over here!

0points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Pink streets?

0points

Anxiousguest 1 year ago

Hmm...

0points

Anxiousguest 1 year ago

Hmm..so, my username fits..

0points

Liz Orreo trex ago go 1 year ago

I dance and wave my tiny arms in the air (in go go boots)

0points

Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

You and Tiny Dancer should work up a routine and go on the road together.

0points

Tuna Beach 1 year ago

Fish fry?

0points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Tuna steaks, beach stew, clam bake, oysters on the 1/2 shell, Lobster bisque, crab cakes, shrimp linguini Alfredo... you could have a beach side catering biz, specializing in all foods oceanic in origin. Maybe even include salmon since it lives part time in the ocean.

0points

Jeweled Dragon 1 year ago

I get to ride a dragon with riches :)

0points

Eris Kallisti 1 year ago

So this golden apple I have here is for the prettiest one...

0points

LMr 1 year ago

Why is this so low on the list. Eeeeeeek !when you realize xD

0points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Every comment after yours goes above yours. You must have been one of the first people to read this thread.

0points

1 year ago

i say hello!! :D

0points

Nikki138 1 year ago

So what do I do now?

0points

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Open a salon and spa, start a travel agency, become a fashion model, a real-estate mogul, a private detective, a 1 person band, design an exclusive clothing brand or accessories ... so many choices for your brand name.

1point

Let’s Go Brandon 1 year ago

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Wyndmere 1 year ago

You could be a political activist.

-1point

#16

The Cause Of 2020

Final score:

251points

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Wyndmere 1 year ago (edited)

Sarcasm means "to cut flesh". Insults cut the soul like knives cut the body. Don't damage other people's souls as if your words don't make any impact on them.

1point

#17

The Best One I've Seen Yet Lol

Final score:

249points

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Ella boo boo 1 year ago

oh jeez

31points

#18

Definitely Checks Out

Final score:

240points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 1 year ago

What's wrong with Giuseppe.? It's better than any name Elon Musk will come up with.

187points

#19

2 Together!

Final score:

235points

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Brocken Blue 1 year ago

Twins twice? 😳

74points

Did That Sting M8?

Final score:

233points

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Firstname Lastname 1 year ago

When I was younger, I always thought it meant all my friends were adding kisses to their name, like xoxo.

67points

#21

F You, Trevor

Final score:

223points

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OnAFreakingRollercoaster 1 year ago

Oopsiedaisy

49points

#22

Pizza Hut App

Final score:

212points

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Nitka Tsar 1 year ago

I love what they did there with the John Doe thing.

46points

#23

FBI

Final score:

208points

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gas station cola 1 year ago

to answer the question: there would be a huge sigh of relief if such a violent, bigoted, unintelligent extremist cult leader was done away with once & for all.

182points

#24

Checks Out

Final score:

196points

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Kurichfield 1 year ago

thanks for making me spit out my coffee!

76points

#25

Not The Belt!

Final score:

187points

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David Martin 1 year ago

"NotTheBelt" officially beats all other usernames out there; I dunno what it is, but that name just hits me the right way

164points

#26

Didn't Mean To Offend Any Earthworms, I'm Sorry

Final score:

179points

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David Martin 1 year ago

At my high school, the weird thing would be the guy who was suspended after the weekend janitor caught him in the teachers' lounge. "Steve" (not his real name) had decided to break into the lounge and was raiding for food, found some hot dog buns, and figured "Welp...might as well sit down on the couch in here and pleasure myself with one of those". Aaaaaaaaand cue the janitor

83points

#27

The Anti-UwU

Final score:

167points

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ToGo 1 year ago (edited)

Can anyone tell me what UwU means please? I feel out of the loop. Edit: in case I'm told to Google it, I did. It said its a smiley face but I'm not sure if that's right because it doesn't look like one.

58points