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Welcome to a whimsical corner of Reddit known as “Username Checks Out” that combines witty snapbacks, memes, and internet culture all at once.

According to Know Your Meme, “'Username Checks Out' is a common catchphrase used online to point out when someone makes a comment that seems to complement their online handle.” People online immediately caught on to the joke, and so the subreddit by the same name was born in 2015.

Seven years later, the community stands strong while dedicated to sharing and documenting hilarious examples of the phrase being used. Below we wrapped up some of the funniest ones for you to enjoy!

#1

Name Checks Out

Name Checks Out

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Robert T
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the Polish guy who has more speeding tickets than anyone else in the UK. His name is Prawo Jazdy. [It means driving licence in Polish]

Satan Laughs
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOVE Polish jokes. Keep ‘em coming! I’m Polish and I approve this message.

Joshua David
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pole here. My father lived to about 14 years there before moving to Chicago. He's passed but he lived for a good Pole joke. Any and all of them...oh pops...rip.

Vladimir I
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if that Pole's name is Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

J
Community Member
3 years ago

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Vae
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed a little too loud. What were the chances?

Jar of Pickles
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't a real Polish name, this is indeed a bunch of random letters, with a few of them at the end forming into something that resembles a common name.

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Nitka Tsar
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I was born in Poland and this is SO funny! All of it

ARMY_FOREVER
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait wait wait, is their pfp kim jong un beside a painting?

Milva
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz born in Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody

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    #2

    Potato

    Potato

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I haven't seen Stew for a while

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a half baked idea….

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    #3

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Colewort Brussels, you took my family, prepare to die

    Mark Cleary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice one👍. But, you keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it does😄

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    Øptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DID THEY CENSOR THE UPVOTES-

    Angrywolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the number 96 is a big no no for Bored Panda

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    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow there were 425 other people named cabbage.

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 years ago, a schoolmate of mine made the gamertag "Dominicanpimp3" because 2 and 1 were taken (as well as the name without a number after it). Months later, when we were playing Halo 3, we were put in a lobby with Dominicanpimp2.

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cicero is in there somewhere. I can feel it.

    Angrywolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it had 96 upvotes, And in the censored Bored Panda land the number 96 is a big no no

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cabbage426 will be picking up Dawnbreaker and coming for you after this XP

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    Know Your Meme explains the “Username Checks Out” catchphrase that has been surfing online for years, as a phrase that points out when someone makes a comment which  complements their online handle. 

    The origins of the phrase dates back to November 19th, 2014, when the Redditor felix2468 posted a question to r/OutOfTheLoop about what the phrase ‘Username checks out’ meant. “While the comment had seen use online prior to the question, the post marked the first time someone inquired about its meaning online,” Know Your Meme explains.

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    #4

    Bruh

    Bruh

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm safe - zombies are in for the brains 🙃 Who's with me?

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only eat human brains, right? I’m just a wolf!

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re not, Nuka cola caps are the new currency, you’re very valuable!

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    TheFinalGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...think I might survive this...

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I like throw rings or smth? Ice magic?

    No.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the power of the No.

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    #5

    Yes

    Yes

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    CAMAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Ankita, mind your own business

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Did they change the name just for this! Hilarious! Their followers were probably so confused.

    Zaineb Bookwala
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her handle is @ae_masakalli. Masakalli is a popular Hindi song, which features pigeons. So pretty on brand I would say. https://youtu.be/SS3lIQdKP-A

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    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were no seats available on the train...

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the picture came before the account... the profile picture of the pidgeon is from the picture.

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn Ankita do you always have to be so nosy mind your own business

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wants to drive the plane

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's in Delhi Airport., then it's a Pakistani Spy.

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    #6

    He Explained It Wrong

    He Explained It Wrong

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any topic that doesn't have a sub reddit?

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a subreddit for calculating the amount of pizzas needed the equal the mass of Venus?

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    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I'd love to see all this guys responses to posts!

    Kylie Mountain
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your birthday is in January, you're in luck! Garnet is the January birthstone :)

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been out of bananas.

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    A year later, on October 20th, 2015, “a 9GAG user posted an example showing someone with the username "EnragedQuitter" leaving an online gaming match, gaining over 6,600 points.” Then, on April 17th, 2016, Redditor The-Lying-Tree posted the same question to /r/OutOfTheLoop. According to Know Your Meme, in the thread, users Drogovic and Stuff_muffin provided examples of how the meme would be used. The joke was picked up by Redditors on various subreddits.

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    #7

    Dave’s Username Checks Out

    Dave’s Username Checks Out

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    Waddling Land Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Dave is on house arrest for using windmills

    TailsFangirl03
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it wasn't Dave, who was it?

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm wondering what the ingredients are for 'homosexual mist'.

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glitter, slayitite crystals, Elton John’s voice and the blessings of our queens, RuPaul and Lady Gaga

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    Lazy PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should stop reading these I almost burst out laughing in a silent study hall

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**T DAVE WHAT THE HELL. WE ALL KNOW DAVE TOLD THEM

    Ella boo boo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES JUST YES...poor dave

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    #8

    Italy

    Italy

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    CAMAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone make a JOJO meme of these two please

    Aster Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “People don’t have arch enemies. Not in real life anyways.”

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    #9

    Finally

    Finally

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    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chads around the nation are celebrating

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long has he been waiting to use that joke

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Chad is African.........

    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me long enough to realize Chad is a country. The bbc link let me think something wayyy different. Trump has beef with so many people and countries I can't keep up.

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    #10

    The FBI Is Onto Us

    The FBI Is Onto Us

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's the exact moment showerthoughts host has been seamlessly replaced by what people commonly described as a "man in black".

    ZeFroge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comment you saw was not a comment, but another screen reflecting off a spot on your monitor.

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    ALEXANDER DALE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is hilarious how my dad named our wifi FBI Surveillance Van, everybody double checks when they try to get wifi.

    Ponyo (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my neighbor’s wi-fi is named fbi surveillance van

    TailsFangirl03
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think those networks were actually FBI surveillance vans lol.

    Beverly Arana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually used this to name my wifi. The neighbors reacted by cleaning their house out.

    Jason Alex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since living in an apartment during my college years, I've always named my wifi "FBI Safe House."

    Brent Hollett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun thing is, I always name my mobile hotspot something like DEA_MOBILE_04.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Bluetooth was first a thing I use to rename my phone “Mi5 mobile phone tap” and then watch people on the underground look around nervously when they turned on their Bluetooth

    Gøøse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There actually is a wifi somewhere near my house call "Surveillance_Van"

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    #11

    That Turned Dark Fast

    That Turned Dark Fast

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda dark, but honest, I appreciate that.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are you sure that mistake is still biting you in the @ss? I mean...look, I don't wanna pry, or get overly personal, but, following the wrong no seatbelt thing, do you...do you still have feeling in your @ss?

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because he can't feel the bite, it doesn't mean his wheelchair doesn't bite!

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    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing words when asking a question on Bored Panda.

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    #12

    Church V Jesus Round 1 Commence Idk I Don’t Watch Boxing Or Wrestling

    Church V Jesus Round 1 Commence Idk I Don’t Watch Boxing Or Wrestling

    NamelessSB Report

    Flare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got the popcorn!

    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus: "This is MY House!:" Church: "I AM the house!"

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 2000 years, if he don't show at 6 he better leave town

    Pandora18
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would still be a better action scene then transformers revenge of the fallen

    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this gave me the funniest visual

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't remember the rule of the fight club...

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    #13

    Old Google+ Meme

    Old Google+ Meme

    TheWetNapkin Report

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up, water! I'll drink you to death!

    Mary Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genkaku Picasso! Good manga, although bizarre.

    RandomPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just did a real life spit take... Unrelated, how do you get apple juice out of a computer?

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad wouldn't either if you just held the flashlight right.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just snorted out loud at this during us history

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    #14

    Never Truly Safe

    Never Truly Safe

    TheBowlCutBoi Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kutiwise is safe, though. That’s a “vampier” hunter, not a “vampire” hunter.

    Ludwig Michiel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if they are a Dutch speaking vampire though...

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    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Offer them complimentary garlic bread, just to be sure.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I am not," exclaimed Vampire Hunter.

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    #15

    A Double Whammy

    A Double Whammy

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    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you just get to summon a comet upon us now.

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    Onion Cutting Ninja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get to make people cry while reading wholesome BP posts :)

    Cookie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaw cool. I guess I… sell cookies?

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy, so I get paid. I get paid, so I'm happy. Infinite money glitch.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I normally do, but with more gin and less bad language

    Justaboredpotato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing, I just get to be bored all day :D

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get off the couch, take a walk - outside (not to the fridge), do deep breathing, smell the flowers, pet a puppy, smile at a stranger, eat al fresco at a cafe- if you're not still bored...-------- you just lost your job.

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    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get paid to dye the pandas?

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    #16

    The Cause Of 2020

    The Cause Of 2020

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcasm means "to cut flesh". Insults cut the soul like knives cut the body. Don't damage other people's souls as if your words don't make any impact on them.

    #17

    The Best One I've Seen Yet Lol

    The Best One I've Seen Yet Lol

    AWildGamerAppeared25 Report

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone whose username is something-unforgivable should have came and said that they were just friends.

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Something_Unforgivable replied, with "me" this would be epic.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump committed treason, advocated for the violent overthrow of our Government, and recently wanted to void our Constitution. And yet he still has a bunch of morons that are willing to follow him to jail.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - you are incredibly misinformed and totally indoctrinated by a bought media's version of the truth. You really don't know or understand what is behind it all, or what really happened in your nation. Stop living like an ostrich and being spoonfed by those who want to destroy your nation and take away your freedoms.

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    #18

    Definitely Checks Out

    Definitely Checks Out

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with Giuseppe.? It's better than any name Elon Musk will come up with.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you mean *fax machine dialup noise*?

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    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you must also have a problem with English speaking mothers naming their sons Joseph?

    The crushinator
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the crabapples, Giuseppe.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my brother in law Guiseppe. It is not his name.

    Melissa Gallo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giuseppe means nothing more sinister than Joseph

    Let’s Go Brandon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved Guiseppe in Great a British Baking Show!

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not Giuseppeden...

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    #19

    2 Together!

    2 Together!

    mastermithi29 Report

    Aranora
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend whose sister had 3 pregnancies and has 7 kids 🤣

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    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm with capn' tit on this one

    J loves cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family my great grandmother had 6 sets of twins, as well as 3 other children. I guess there was no history of multiple births on either side before that. They actually did a story about them in 1938 national geographic as well as we're featured at the world's fair. I always thought it was pretty cool.

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    #20

    Did That Sting M8?

    Did That Sting M8?

    SavageCabbage_YEET Report

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger, I always thought it meant all my friends were adding kisses to their name, like xoxo.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could make a case for a lot of it being kisses. Nobody said where

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do it because any cool username I picked were already taken and I am not the one for adding birth date at the end of username. So I add Xx at the end but then name won't look symmetrical so I add xX before.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy who does that, but he's a Zoomer :P

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know a lot of people who do that. all my friends are part of the alt scene tho so i never thought about it much

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cringes in melodramatic user name (btw whatever happened to that site?)

    The leech
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    toxxic
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not me having an "xx" on mine because it was already taken (ETA: not here but other social media)

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    #21

    F You, Trevor

    F You, Trevor

    reddt.vom Report

    Ella boo boo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone's in trouble...

    Juliette Dauterive
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d never date or marry someone my kid didn’t like.

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon dude! Give Trevor a chance... :D

    LANDON NYSTROM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom would take it herself then promptly beat me

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    #22

    Pizza Hut App

    Pizza Hut App

    FallenDuelist Report

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love what they did there with the John Doe thing.

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    #23

    FBI

    FBI

    Kotukana Report

    gas station cola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to answer the question: there would be a huge sigh of relief if such a violent, bigoted, unintelligent extremist cult leader was done away with once & for all.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want him to be assassinated, that'll just make him martyr. I want him to be put in prison for ever.

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    The crushinator
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure martyrdom would be the worst thing that could happen in this situation, his followers would become 10x worse.

    Yeeters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hi, a European here! We would cry because our greatest source of Yeehaw fun died.

    Andy C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but what we are seeing is a global trend - Boris Johnson got elected because of the same BS. Wherever you are it is coming soon to a country near you unfortunately.

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    Ruby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm FBI_GYAL on reddit so I love this thread

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the cultists would decide to take revenge so idk if that would be a good thing

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they need a leader to follow. They'd just scatter, and moan online like after 6th jan.

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    J W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mindless hatred is palpable.

    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh boy, leave it to boredpanda to turn a funny thread into something politcal

    Turner Floor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not mutually exclusive… It can be both if you have a decent sense of humor.

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    #24

    Checks Out

    Checks Out

    MemeHunter10 Report

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying so hard not to tear up behind my monitor lmao

    Pandora18
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, dementia does not affect people much. dementia does not affect people much. dementia does not affect people much. dementia does not affect people much.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a wonder how they got better and better, despite playing the game for the first time.

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. I don’t understand?

    Lazy PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dementia is a disease that causes memory loss, so this person doesn’t remember that they already posted a first video. Kind of sad :/

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    #25

    Not The Belt!

    Not The Belt!

    reddit.com Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "NotTheBelt" officially beats all other usernames out there; I dunno what it is, but that name just hits me the right way

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for laughing now

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "NotTheBelt" is a name that's only used when someone has hit bottom.

    Pandora18
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I based mine because I work with boxes

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    #26

    Didn't Mean To Offend Any Earthworms, I'm Sorry

    Didn't Mean To Offend Any Earthworms, I'm Sorry

    OpinionatedNonsense Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my high school, the weird thing would be the guy who was suspended after the weekend janitor caught him in the teachers' lounge. "Steve" (not his real name) had decided to break into the lounge and was raiding for food, found some hot dog buns, and figured "Welp...might as well sit down on the couch in here and pleasure myself with one of those". Aaaaaaaaand cue the janitor

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is NOT where I expected that story to go... I thought 'Steve' was from a low income family and desperate for food. Yikes. How did he pleasure himself with a bun?? Surely it would disintegrate? I have so many questions that I don't want the answers to.

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    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily weird but a random thing I just remembered that made me laugh. Sophomore year Spanish class, the teacher brought in a bunch of different types of hot peppers. Right before class ended this one kid was dared to eat a habanero pepper, one of the hottest peppers to exist. So kid ate it, ran out of the classroom and no one knew where he went. Apparently he ran into the building across the way, where the school band was practicing, and puked in the sink.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't quite do that, but I did let some earthworms climb up my arms once at school when I was five or six.

    Juliette Dauterive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were lucky. I hope this won’t ever happen again after the kid ate the slug in Australia and, eventually, died of Rat Lungworm disease

    Alaina Bleakley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine wasn't a big moment since I was the only one who saw it and I kept my mouth shut but I watched a kid eat the biggest booger I have ever seen in my life when I was next to him on the bus. I'm now 26 years old and haven't seen a bigger booger. I cannot stress how big that thing was.

    LMr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boy in my 5th grade science class licked a chicken heart. Not once either, although I don't recall the exact number. Christopher was his name. Fun times xD

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read Erth Werm in a Cartman voice?!

    Lululoohoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well...he's lucky to still be alive if that's true. They carry lungworm disease.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ate the same worm twice? Which end did it come out from after the first time??

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    #27

    The Anti-UwU

    The Anti-UwU

    CadeTheFrogger Report

    ToGo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone tell me what UwU means please? I feel out of the loop. Edit: in case I'm told to Google it, I did. It said its a smiley face but I'm not sure if that's right because it doesn't look like one.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UwU is a text substitute for kawaii emoji depicting pleasure and bliss. "U" is a symbol for eyes closed and "w" is for mouth. Like here: https://www.etsy.com/pl/listing/1152474030/kawaii-uwu-face-patch-cute-anime

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    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use uwu in text if you want but I hate uwu girls.

    Syd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    우유 ( ㅋㅋㅋ I crack myself up XD lol )

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    #28

    I Feel Bad For The Second Guy

    I Feel Bad For The Second Guy

    unintentionalbread Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there so I'll get you some TP and a change of pants.

    Clasher9000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else try to get the hair off of their screen

    #29

    Don’t Call Me Karen

    Don’t Call Me Karen

    The_Vadami Report

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay Karen

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh just talk to the manager and let's get it over with

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, you'll have to speak to the manager.

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