Sorry eh 😂

say it again louder for the folks in the back!

Stephen King is rad

Basically 😂

Just moved here, this is super-accurate.

Haha the vacation state

Texas:: Miles and miles and miles of just miles and miles and miles.

Don't mess with Texas!

Probably most of the negative stereotypes about Americans come from this state. I have never been in the USA but if I ever have an opportunity to visit USA I will go somewhere else than Texas.

Everything is bigger in texas baby!

Desert to the west, woods to the east, ocean to the south, and miles of traffic-clogged highways down the middle.

Don't mess with Texas!

Don't Mess With Texas

Live in Texas; can confirm.

should be: "We shoot our own road signs, image what we will do to you..."

I remember the Alamo. We tried to surrender, then we lost... spectacularly.

Texas: one of the most red, racist parts of 'murica.

uhhhhhhhh. not exactly sure how to feel about this...

Yeeeeess!

Miles and miles of s****y republicans

TEXAS: WE GOT BIGGER GUNS, EVERYTHING BIGGER HERE

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Yeah, if you mean racist, right wing grinches.

I was on a college campus tour in Wisconsin once. A concerned parent asked "Do students often head off into town to drink?". The tour guide replied, "Oh, don't worry, there's a bar on campus!" By far the most Wisconsin misunderstanding I've ever been witness to.

I was really hoping for something much better for my home state. They could have went all out lol

Is that a challenge?

"We have one almost as good, but at eight times the price."

Well, that cuts right to the chase

Best one!

In 50-100 years time it'll be filled with the Atlantic Ocean...

The twilight zone

+1 for pop not soda

"Hot. Humid. Home" is what I would have said

Not the name! Say it... M I SS I SS I PP I

Strictly regulated brothels operate legally in isolated rural areas, away from the majority of Nevada's population. Prostitution is illegal in the following counties: Clark (which contains Las Vegas), Washoe (which contains Reno), Douglas, and Lincoln.

This should also be under New York...

And one of the most beautiful states no-one has ever seen!

The real description: Philadelphia on the east, Pittsburgh on the wet, Alabama in the middle.

AND... FRIED CHICKEN. Its finger-lickin' good

I can confirm this is true. My school had a silent auction with a basket full of Old Bay Seasoning.

Who knows that Springfield, NOT Chicago is the Capital?? :) ;)

I'd prefer: "So flat, we put fake curves in the highways. Literally."

What state is that in?

How about Rhode Island... no we're not part of New York

I used to live in Nebraska, and I loved it! Down to earth, kind people.