Americans Share Brutally Honest Descriptions Of The States They Live In, And The Result Is Hilarious
The 50 states of the U.S.A can often get Europeans confused. Is there really that much difference between Mississippi and Alabama? Washington and Oregon? To outsiders not so much, but of course locals will definitely let you know! To get more clarification on how to distinguish between them, one Redditor asked Americans what are the things everyone should know about each state. It's hard to say if this person got what they were asking for, but the result is definitely amusing.
While some users offered tactful descriptions about unique nature of their states and shared important historical facts, others were a lot more candid. Americans dispelled absurd myths, showed what makes them proud and didn't hesitate to point fingers at their own flaws with hilarious examples. Proving once again that they know how to laugh at themselves. Scroll down to see for yourself!
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When I was young, I had a boyfriend from Minnesota (I was a Californian). Anyway, he done me wrong and my pithy Aunt said I should tell him to go home and jump into one of his ten thousand lakes. Still get a laugh.
I was planning to look through there for my state, but it's 1st (and sooooo true) haha
How can people here tell when someone is down-voting? I've seen a couple of other comments about downvoting before, and don't get it.
Load More Replies...We're nothing like Canada. My nephew's friend was from Vancouver. He said 'Eh' constantly (he really did). We don't say that in MN. Completely different worlds ;-)
A lot of my mom's side of the family is from northern mn in duluth and they have the sterotypical minnesotan accent and say eh a lot XD
Load More Replies...I love when people question me about living in New York. Usually its' "Are you really?" "How can you live in NYC?" "Is it true that New Yorkers are......" Once in awhile, and only with all due respect, will I tell someone that we have cows and orchards here.
Yes, New York is beautiful outside the city
Load More Replies...Upstate New York is beautiful. I've never been to the city but would like to go someday. :)
I always have to ask people when they say they've been to New York, "New York City or New York the state?" I've been to New York. I've never been to New York City.
It may be because I am not a moron but how is that funny and how do people not know NYC is not New York (State).
I've seen his house in Maine. But I think he spends a lot of time in Florida too now, cos it's warmer than Maine!
Load More Replies...your not wrong (lived in maine my whole life )
Load More Replies...I've always wanted to go and see the leaves as they change into fall. I hear your state is beautiful at that time of year. :)
Oh, it really is!!! Acadia National Park is amazing then! So is the Apple harvest :)
Load More Replies...um not really there really really bad in some areas
Load More Replies...Carrie, It, Salem's Lot, Cujo, just to name a few
Load More Replies...Visitor: "Does is ever stop raining here?" Kid: "I don't know, I'm only eight."
Also Washington has only about 1/20th the insects of any other state. Did not know that until I moved to Virginia and even grocery stores and doctors offices in this hellstate are swarming with beetles and flies and mosquitoes. I miss you Washington. you will always be my real home. <3
WASHINGTON: DC, POLITICS, MOST THINK THE WHITE HOUSE IS HERE, AND OH GOD THE RAIN
Don´t forget apples. Try getting hit on the head by one of those. Oh man.
This is especially true in central Arizona (Phoenix area). Somebody must have made a decision to make everything beige, but why? The desert itself is much less bland than the city.
Tucson is much more colorful- in multiple ways
Load More Replies...This is accurate but if it's any other color it'll just get sun bleached to beige in no time at all.
Born and Raised... I don't get this? It should read, "Get OFF my Gravel!"
Arizona dweller for 3+ years. This is true. Even more so since they painted our office.... beige.
But when California falls into the ocean won't Arizona be a beach side state?
ARIZONA: BURNING IN THE DAY, FREEZING IN THE NIGHT, DESERT ONLY, LAVA FILLS YOUR LUNGS WHEN YOU BREATH
It should be, the only state with a palace... we welcome people, just not the ones wearing banana hammocks EVERYWHERE
everybody I met in Hawaii was really friendly, actually.
Where the true Hawaiians are homeless, the invaders have taken it all, the melting pot has boiled over.
The State Flag looks SOOO much like the British Flag which is really weird. Why did they do that?? It's so beautiful there and that's the best they could come up with?
This hideous flag was unfortunately imposed on Hawai'i. Google kanaka flag
Load More Replies...HAWAII: FLOWERS, BEACHES, TIKIS, WE'RE JAPANESE BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME!
Yes. Yes and yes. And they fence in those miles!
Load More Replies...I must say, I have many good friends from Texas and they are like no other people in the United States. I love the people. Not so much the state because of the tumble weeds and vastness; but, the people are characters!!!
Probably most of the negative stereotypes about Americans come from this state. I have never been in the USA but if I ever have an opportunity to visit USA I will go somewhere else than Texas.
I live in Texas, and I get this sentiment. There are things about Texas and Texans that I don't like - but that's everywhere, man. No place is perfect. There are some really gorgeous areas in Texas, like Big Bend National Park. Austin (where I live) is a cool place to visit, lots of great food, art, and pretty areas like the Greenbelt. Don't judge us all by the stereotypes!
Load More Replies...And from El Paso to Los Angeles is only about 800!
Load More Replies...I'm Texan. I've yet to hear anyone say Murican or Murica. I'm not republican, far from racist or any of the other stereotypical lumping labels that, unfortunately, some people seem to like to tag others with. I treat people on an individual basis. I'm liberal on some matters and conservative on others and middle road on many. And even if I don't agree with the philosophies of some others there are still opportunities to learn from them.
Desert to the west, woods to the east, ocean to the south, and miles of traffic-clogged highways down the middle.
I was on a college campus tour in Wisconsin once. A concerned parent asked "Do students often head off into town to drink?". The tour guide replied, "Oh, don't worry, there's a bar on campus!" By far the most Wisconsin misunderstanding I've ever been witness to.
No, but there is beer cheese! Beer, cheese, and sausage is pretty much all we eat lol
Load More Replies...lol i live in La Crosse, WI No More accurate words can be spoken!!
supposed to be #1 in Brandy drinking State..I know the guy who put us there!!
I was really hoping for something much better for my home state. They could have went all out lol
Hey, the less people who know what a beautiful place it is, the better! :) (Are you Auburn or Alabama?) :)
Load More Replies..."Sweet Home Alabama Where The Sky's Are So Blue". I think the Skynard band got it right.
And thank Louisiana, where I currently reside. We tend to be last in many things one would like to be first in, those that we’re first in, one would prefer to be last in (such as murder, where we are in second as far as most murders...last I checked)
"Oh Susanna, oh don't you cry for me! For i come from ALABAMA with my banjo on my knee". That's how I knew there is some place called Alabama when I was a kid! LMAO
ALABAMA: ALWAYS HAS TO BE FIRST IN EVERYTHING, MISSISSIPPI IS STILL HARD FOR SOME TO SPELL
My husband and I were thinking about taking a cruise just to visit. I hear it is beautiful. :)
Don’t even waste time thinking, just go! It is worth the trip! The people are great and the scenery just beautiful!
Load More Replies...For the record, Sarah Palin never made this statement. I believe it was done in a Saturday Night Live skit and unfortunately over time, attributed to her
Apparently she said you can see Russia from one site in the state, which is true on a clear day. Little Diomede Island (Alaska) can see Big Diomede Island (Russia) which is 2.5 miles away.
Load More Replies...Born and raised Iñupiaq Alaska Native, my Father is a Sourdough and worked on the pipeline. This stinks that's all people think about Alaska is an SNL skit.
I love CA it's is big enough you can explore something different every weekend. Plus Disneyland.
As soon as I saw this I thought it was the fallout “New California Republic”
So true. I’m sick of seeing “real California dairy” commercials ... in Wisconsin - the f*****g DAIRY STATE!
i dunno. i sense a wee bit of hostility here. i could be wrong.
Load More Replies..."OhhhhkLaHoma... Where the winds come whipping down the Plainss...." :) :)
Ya'll know why Texas doesn't fall in to the Gulf .......because Oklahoma SUCKS
I am from Oklahoma and it should be the more like the windiest state in the nation!
"Wind only counts if there's anything to actually blow away."- someone very familiar with OK who just moved to insanely windy CO.
Load More Replies...I'm from here, I agree but I don't know how I know this, I'm 14 and I hate growing up
Growing up isn't easy, but you'll get through it, stronger for your struggles.
Load More Replies...An ex from the Midwest said we have tiny deer and bears and giant bugs.
Load More Replies...Oh, don’t insult Florida, I’m an Aussie and I fell in love with Crystal River.
If you don't like the weather in Florida, just wait 5 minutes.
Load More Replies...It's all old people during the day, but when the sun sets, s**t gets real.
No mention of Florida Man! Whew, we dodged a bullet we accidentally shot at ourselves in Wal-Mart.
I totally agree. Last year IN passed a slow poke law no impeding traffic in left lane and 1/2 the population are all upset about it.
Load More Replies...You can't go anywhere without seeing a gun shop or a homeless person, sadly. I still love my city though!
Indiana is the last state to get new fashion, movies, trends or anything for that matter. If you want something new you have to go to Chicago to get it or see it. Been here all my life and we are the most backward state in the union.
INDIANA: NO WE'RE NOT INDIA, AND NO WHERE NOT INDIANS, STOP ASKINGjavascript:void(0);
Actually for awhile it was at the upper 5 of kkk states
Load More Replies...My grandma was originally from Detroit and she calls it soda pop lol
Load More Replies...ITS POP BECAUSE IT POPS IN YOUR MOUTH IT DOESNT "SODA" IN YOUR MOUTH
I just happened to be looking around on the Japanese Coca Cola website and found this map of the soda/pop/coke divide. I'm a pop person myself. soda-or-po...a8dbf0.png
This could be Minnesota as well. Along with several other midwestern states.
Minnesota agrees (Pop because that is what happens when you leave a soda in the car during winter, it goes pop)
And your national breed of dogs is awesome! Sorry, I'm just a dog freak :)
Load More Replies...A full moon rising through the trees, mirrored in the waters of the bayou with only the lazy motion of a passing gator disturbing the onyx black depths. Zydeco drifting through the air, carried on the heavy aroma of boiling crawfish and the echo of Cajun laughter. It's too much for an entry, but this is Louisiana in this girl's heart.
Oh I just LOVED your description! I think it captured Louisiana perfectly!
Load More Replies...The people are great! The weather not so much but the trees and the moss are cool to look at, too! Oh and I LOVE the freedom of playing at wee hours of the morning. I like your state very much :)
LOUISIANA:VOODOO, SPICY FOOD, VOODOO, SWAMPS, EPIC STREET, DID I MENTION VOODOO?
Welcome to New Orleans: Street drinking is encouraged on the street. Just make sure it's in a plastic cup!
I kind of always liked what Jeff Foxworthy said about Louisiana and think it is the perfect motto. "Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don’t really ask too much about what you’re eating."
Em eye crooked letter crooked letter eye crooked letter crooked letter eye humpback humpback eye 😁
Load More Replies...Not so! Every three years, Jackson, MS hosts the International Ballet Festival! It's FANTASTIC!
Worst place I ever lived. Humid, mosquito infested, snake infested, spider infested with trees full of giant cockroaches and most of the humans are miserable twats ( probably from years of heat, humidity and rampant racism). Couldn't leave fast enough.
All the reptile farm shows I've watched gave me the impression everything is sh*tty, because it's full of mosquitoes and alligators. Please, forgive me if I'm wrong :D
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Strictly regulated brothels operate legally in isolated rural areas, away from the majority of Nevada's population. Prostitution is illegal in the following counties: Clark (which contains Las Vegas), Washoe (which contains Reno), Douglas, and Lincoln.
Everything smells of cigarette smoke and booze, but it's a lot of fun (if you like the dizzying exhilaration of spiraling into a maelstrom of despair).
NEVADA :ALIENS, LIQUOR, VEGAS, CASINOS, DESERT DEATH! AND MORE ALIENS
This is the BEST one hands down. It is too accurate it’s unsatisfying😂
Absolute worst drivers in the universe, nobody respects the driving laws here, dangerous
I had always thought of New Jersey as angry city people, but found it to be extraordinarily beautiful, and the people were mostly nice. Not soft-spoken, but pretty nice.
You got that right lol. We’re noy soft spoken by any means but we are pretty nice 😊
Load More Replies...When I moved to Florida and random strangers said hi I'd say WTF dude I don't know you I wasn't used to kindness
The state that usually has a pizza parlor, doughnut shop, and ice cream parlor on every corner.
I used to only want to travel in CA/OR/WA for the mountains. It wasn't til a few years ago I realized what beauty Idaho has hidden away.
Load More Replies...I live in Idaho and it is beautiful. What a great place to raise my five month old daughter!
Let's not forget they take SO much garbage and nuclear waste for the rest of the country! Hat's off to Idaho, soon to be the world's largest superfund site!
The real description: Philadelphia on the east, Pittsburgh on the wet, Alabama in the middle.
As a PA native, I think Pennsyltucky is an apt name for that central swath of the Keystone State.
Load More Replies...PENNSYLVANIA: AMISH PEOPLE, FARMS, AND NO WE DONT HAVE VAMPIRES DONT BE STUPID
one really long-a*s, boring TOLL road to get through the state.
Load More Replies...Cities with names that will make you blush: Blue Balls, Intercourse, and Paradise. All three are located in the same area in Amish country. Google it...
Withthe Amish in the middle, your pollution must be at an all-time low....
Air pollution is low, but a LOT of nitrates in the waterways due to fertilizer and manure.
Load More Replies...Soooooo true! That's exactly what we think!! It's actually GREAT here! At least in Louisville....
I think this would be my favourite state if I were ever to consider moving for a while to the U.S.A.
and CAVES. Is beautiful for sure. take the bluegrass parkway from Elizabethtown to Lexington in summer, if you have the chance. Also... Transylvania University. For real. I ate pizza there once.
The eastern part of the state gives the rest of the state a bad name I think. I'm from IN, but live close to the border in an area known as "Kentuckiana".
I thought everyone over the age of 10 knew that??
Load More Replies...Chicago and Illinois are two different places. Just ask anyone who is from Illinois but not Chicago.
State motto should be: we have other cities besides Chicago.
Load More Replies...As someone who currently lives in a Chicago suburb I can 100% confirm this.
Sorry, I live in Illinois and it should be "Where our ex-Governors make our license plates" Blago is still trying to get out of jail.
Actually, South Dakotah is so much more interesting than North Dakotah - Rushmore is just one of the fabulous attractions.
Your inability to spell Dakota correctly leads me to believe you might not be the best authority on either.
Load More Replies...No one leaves North Dakota. Ever. Mostly because they're frozen to the ground.
This is too cute! Don't let anyone know how cool your state is... this way no one will want to come and populate. I like your style :)
North Dakota is where the police are literally paid by oil companies to protect the company's PRIVATE investment of a pipeline that is sending every drop of oil oversees (not for US consumption).
Where Welcome to Deleware and Now leaving Deleware are within about a 10 minute drive.
Ohio has the county of Delaware, with a lovely county seat by the same name and a well-respected liberal arts college. I've known many Ohioans who didn't know Delaware was a state before we established this county! :) The county is named after the Delaware tribe who lived in Ohio.
PA also has a Delaware county. The Delawares' war with the Iroquois involved a lot of gaining and losing of territory.
Load More Replies...Delaware is the 2nd smallest state (after RI) but the first state to sign the constitution. I went to elementary-middle school there -it was a beautiful childhood... lots of gardens and wooded parks. Almost every kid had a pony then too, so we rode around in packs and had a wonderful time. Great memories
H.P. Lovecraft? The only thing I know about Rhode Island. "I am Providence."
I used to live in Nebraska, and I loved it! Down to earth, kind people.
I also traveled through Nebraska during my cross-country move. Just gorgeous. Also, I loved the really pretty historic markers. They were much nicer than some of the others I've seen.
Load More Replies...When I was little it was wolves and tornadoes, and I had to warn people
I love this. After moving out of Oregon, I came to realize how good we were at it. I totally applaud Oregon for this. We used to say we had the fattest and happiest bums and the cleanest parks in Portland. All they had to do is sit around and wait until we were done partying in the parks and they would pick up the left bottles and cans. It was and I am hoping still is a harmonious companionship. Two Thumbs Up! It's great to be from Oregon and all the people that live there now... Great Job!! P.S. My friends and I always picked up after ourselves. :) :)
God, we will forever be known for that kids show...
Load More Replies...No kidding, I don't even live there anymore but I eat fry sauce every week.
Load More Replies...And wind whipping through the landscape. (But a lot of cool Native American history and culture, too.)
Of the 50 accredited International Dark Sky Parks and Communities in the world, half of them are in Utah. Also, we have 5 national parks and 7 national monuments. But I guess if you hate going outside, then Utah isn't the place for you.
What about all the Mormons sitting inside churches for hours and hours on the weekends? Unless you're not Mormon.
Load More Replies...And green jello and funeral potatoes and missionaries and churches. Terrible if you're not a Mormon, or a polygamist. And that's exactly why I moved to Arizona (Still got some Mormons and Polys though)
This means no drinking, no smoking, no sex, lights out at 10 and no skiing? I'm confused.
No I lived in Utah for college and the non Mormons like me still drank and had some 'funky times', not without a lecture from the Mormons though. XD
Load More Replies...Hey, that's exactly what I was about to write! :D
Load More Replies...I seem to recall it was once called "Big Sky Country".
Load More Replies...Oh yes we do! Glacier National Park is about as beautiful as it gets!
Whiteouts in April. There are tombs written about the weather. The Rockies are absolutely breathtaking.
Of any state I have visited, I would say that Montana is the one that the most similar to what I expected -- small towns, trees, and rivers. Beautiful but cold.
And this would be another possible choice, love their landscapes... and not so many people there.... love that.
A big contribution you guys give to all of us. I use your syrup and I'm on the west coast. Thank You.
And all the fertilizer s**t in Springtime is such a lovely aroma.
Load More Replies...Traveled through Iowa. Nice people and the roads were really nicely maintained. One of my favorite states to pass through during my cross-country move. Would visit again.
Let me guess. "I am not Idaho. I am Iowa. We aren't even close to each other."
I'm such a sweet tooth! I immediately thought about Haribo Colorado candies!
This one is pretty good. This is my home state. If you have been there recently, then you will realize this one is pretty accurate: "You would think that in one of the poorest states everything wouldn't be so expensive."
NEW MEXICO: THERE'S AN OLD ONE? NOT ARIZONA, YES IT IS A STATE AND PART OF THE USA
Actually it's just really expensive in NoVa. The majority of us can't afford to live here.
It really is. I've lived in NoVa since ever but housing prices gone way up. Its not uncommon to see 800k-$1 mill homes here
Load More Replies...We aren’t richer, we just have more money that gets eaten away by expenses ten times faster.
Live in Chesapeake VA near NC. I'm not poor, but I'm nowhere near Arlington rich.
"Our land is stunningly beautiful, but our people are stunningly cruel." (I know because I lived there.)
I live in CT, and if I could describe it in one sentence... "We invented Lyme disease, and that is the most interesting thing that has happened here)
inventing the hamburger trumps inventing lyme disease: http://louislunch.com
Load More Replies...Spent time in the SoNo district. Lots of great shops and eateries (I still have the Brighton Key Fob I bought there). We also visited some of the most beautiful cemeteries I've ever seen.
Actually, home is pretty nice, but when I want to see/do something in NYC, it's not that far or arduous to do it. Plus, New Haven is like a mini NYC. The shoreline is wonderful, like a mini MA or even ME, but without the insane cold & snow. I mean, WTF? The worst part is getting from point A to point B because the infrastructure has such an old history. Think colonial, literally.
No mention of beaches, farms or small towns? We’re not just Danbury.
Awesome! I think I would like it there. I'm a West Coat Gal through and through but if I were ever to move, it might be here. Don't worry. My husband and I are really down to earth and nice. ;)
idk we're notoriously "snobby" ... tbh I think it's just the culture here and nothing major, but it's something to note if moving from California.
Load More Replies...MISSOURI: EITH HOT OR COLD, NO BETWEEN, WATCH FOR KIDS TRICKING YOU TO PAINT FENCES
Lol sounds exactly like Kansas. Freezing winters, boiling hot summers. Gotta love the midwest!
I just went from f*cking snow boots to flip-flops. What the hell happened to spring?!
Precisely why I call it Misery. One of the worst weekends of my life was spent in Missouri.
”Where family trees go i circles.” (Karma: I’m probably going to have to pay for this comment somehow.)
Fun fact: WV has a lot of inbred stereotypes but there are at least a half dozen other states with much higher inbreeding rates. PA being one of them. My old hometown(a small village) literally almost every single person was related. And it never stopped the breeding. My mum, who grew up 2 hours from my father, has a great uncle or cousin in common. My parents are like 4-5 generations apart in the relatives but it's still there. It's always fun shocking people that inbreeding is waaay more prevelant in so many places in the US people don't think about.
Load More Replies...WEST VIRGINIA: COUNTRY FOLKS, SISTER MOTHERS, AND COAL, NO VIRGINS HERE {is joke}
Is there any area of West Virginia (other than those man made) that is not hilly.
Nah, Massholes are because all drivers in Mass suck.
Load More Replies...THERE ARE POTHOLES EVERYWHERE IM NOT EVEN JOKING. NO ONE DOES ANYTHING ABOUT THEM.
Also, people drive pretty much however they want and hope you get out of the way.
Sadly to say, I have to agree. I just went to Boston for my Grandma's funeral. You are very expensive. As beautiful and historical as Boston is, I have to say, my friend, it is very hard to drive in and/or around Boston and the interchanges on the freeways are super hard. The roads do add the the trauma. On a happy note, the park was wonderful and the city very enlightening and gorgeous and the people were surprisingly VERY considerate, Very knowledgeable about your history, helpful, and nice. I had a great experience.
It's Our Driving That Makes The Unfriendly Rep, We Are Accepting In Small Doses, Just About Anything, Somethings Bigger Doses!
Load More Replies...And where they yell at you to "go home" when you can't figure out their s****y roundabouts. (Yes I had a New York License Plate, so maybe it was because I was from New York.)
The sweet tea is pretty good. The rest I'm not sure of.
Load More Replies...In Charleston, SC, we voted Democratic in the 2016 Election. We did not support the orange-faced clown. And we don't blow our horns about "seceding from the Union first." That's not something to be proud of!
As someone that was born and raised here, I can say that most of the state is breathtakingly beautiful, but also there are some areas where you can feel the racism in the air
I live in Ohio and have never seen people in pajamas in public. I would have put "Turn signal? What's that?"
Omg yes! No one uses their f ing turn signal!
Load More Replies...I have lived in Ohio all my life. I have never heard this. What does this mean? I have never seen anyone walking around in pajama's (sweats maybe).
No where except wally world maybe but I thought that was everywhere
Load More Replies...Connecticut: "The state where seeing someone wearing pajamas is the most interesting thing to see anywhere"
I was hoping for Spring Summer Fall and Winter all in one minute
Or road construction on highways all year every year but nothing get better!
Load More Replies...Mamas in pyjamas dropping off the kids at school and doing a quick bit of shopping is a bit of a thing in the UK. Our supermarkets try banning them. Personally, I can't get too worked up about clothing that covers more of your body than a lot of supposedly acceptable day wear. Like those jeans that were mainly just holes (Bored Panda feature about Epic Clothing Fails) and the Brown Tie-dyed skirt.
I figure if you're COVERED, and if no one would pitch a fit if it was solid black? Have at it. I live in tank tops and leggings but rarely go anywhere, I have nicer clothes than that if needs be. Life's to short to get bent out of shape like that.
Load More Replies...In Cincinnati and surrounding counties, teens and adults wear pajama bottoms in school, to shop etc. We have to address this dress code violation constantly in the schools.
'We have waffle house' does not accurately describe the waffle house situation down there.
what about traffic and the fact that the #1 fast food restaurant is chick-fil-a?
They could brag about getting that interstate back up in record time. Atlanta-I8...0b4e13.jpg
I'm only an a*****e when it's warranted. Like when tourists visit and ask where top go to look at leaves. Right out your hotel window Sharon
'Right our your hotel window Sharon' HAHA that killed me. XD
Load More Replies..."New Hampshire - where our liquor stores are the biggest tourist destination."
I'm never one to place judgement, especially if it is from another person's mouth. I have yet to got there myself. I have heard, however, people there are a bit full of themselves and not interested in even giving you directions or the time-of-day.
We see you holding your cellphone and assume you can read the clock on the screen. Our bad.
Load More Replies...This state isn't full of a**holes... actually the majority of the people I've met are really nice and I was born and raised here.
Yellowstone super-volcano should worry more than just people in Wyoming - If it ever does erupt.
WYOMING: when Yellowstone erupts, he's going to take you all with him
Load More Replies...Little America!! I never knew there were Penguins in Wyoming! But, there are!!!
Yeah, living there, I know how you can drive for miles and miles on a highway without seeing a single goddamn person...
Load More Replies...I'm moving to Germany. I had literally just forgotten about that monster. though, honestly, I doubt that's what was meant.
(In May) "Hold my beer. . .oh wait, it just froze to my hand." Colorado, every year, all the time.
Load More Replies...Dear South Dakota, we in Minnesota are aware of this record. It is legendary. We are jealous. But we will eventually beat you! Just wait and see!
SOUTH DAKOTA: THERE'S NOW A SOUTH? WILL THERE BE A EAST OR WEST NEXT??
Absolute DITTO. Really great people. They don't call it the volunteer state for nothing. I gotta say, that caption for Tennessee sucks. Big time. Nashville is awesome. The countryside is awesome. lots of folks are partial to Memphis and Graceland. The weather is about as nice as you can get and still have 4-actual seasons. And sure UT is huge, and also on the eastern edge, far from most of the state. Smokey mountains are pretty great.
Load More Replies...Vols, Country music, Jack Daniels, The Smokey Mountains, and right good people <3
More like “Nothing ever happens here.” Trust me, I live here, nothin’ ever goes on down here.
And what a great contribution you make to all of us. Thank you! I eat eggs almost every day. :) :)
I'm an Arkansan and this is accurate to North and south. Here in little rock is pretty, dangerous and the roads destroy your car. Oh, and try to not get shot
I think you need to have lived in the states. Makes no sense to me - at aaaaalllll. Me - European
Yea, if you've never visited the state it's not all that funny... Also some of them made not sense to me and I've lived in that state.
Load More Replies...This was a great idea and I am so glad you posted it. What a hoot to listen to what people had to say about their "homeland." I loved it. Thanks :) :)
Having lived or vacationed in 27 of the states, this seems pretty accurate. :) This amazing country has so much diversity, I don't understand why more Americans don't visit more of their own country.
That’s because the US is too damn big and we don’t have enough vacation time to visit many places. Most people that travel the states are older retired folks.
Load More Replies...I wonder if we could describe English counties that way - Am Cumbrian and Cumbria didnt even exist til 1974 - actually iI'm a Lancastrian
for some reason they combined 3 historic counties - Cumberland, Westmoreland and Northumberland - stole a bit of Lancashire and renamed us Cumbria
Load More Replies...I think you need to have lived in the states. Makes no sense to me - at aaaaalllll. Me - European
Yea, if you've never visited the state it's not all that funny... Also some of them made not sense to me and I've lived in that state.
Load More Replies...This was a great idea and I am so glad you posted it. What a hoot to listen to what people had to say about their "homeland." I loved it. Thanks :) :)
Having lived or vacationed in 27 of the states, this seems pretty accurate. :) This amazing country has so much diversity, I don't understand why more Americans don't visit more of their own country.
That’s because the US is too damn big and we don’t have enough vacation time to visit many places. Most people that travel the states are older retired folks.
Load More Replies...I wonder if we could describe English counties that way - Am Cumbrian and Cumbria didnt even exist til 1974 - actually iI'm a Lancastrian
for some reason they combined 3 historic counties - Cumberland, Westmoreland and Northumberland - stole a bit of Lancashire and renamed us Cumbria
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