cletus, he's a slack jawed yokel (simpsons reference)

Well, Maculata and Incestina are my two proposals.

oh they're real, all right

I had a student this year named L'Oreal. I always thought of shampoo.

My cousin’s best friend is named Chardonnay. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Let me introduce my best friend Abaddon. Everyone calls him Warmaster of the Imperium Nihilus

Sorry Scout, but I've met a few people with these exact names

I know some of them are real for sure, I've seen some on other sites. People are stupid and want the name to be "unique" but fail to use common sense or decency...

I'm still amazed at the phonics spelling of names. Why ?? Just why???? Just spell the poor kids name like everyone else and your child wont be bullied as much. Unless you name your son Sue...

Alas, I know a Maybelline

They're real and they're spectacular

Well, I can certainly TELL you that... But I could tell you anything.

Every one is real

Especially Boomquifa What the f*ck even is this?

They aren't....they're just funny.

Unfortunately these are real and I have seen worse.

Chuck Berry even did a song about Maybelline

"Pilot Inspektor" is real, it's the name of actor Jason Lee's daughter. Entertainer Penn Jilette's daughter's named Moxie Crimefighter.

Not only are they real, they're actually some of the better ones! Try, for example, girls' names like Placenta, Vagina, Chlamydia ('cause that's a flower, you know), Diorrhea, or boys' names like A-Miracle, and my favorite, Baby Boy Toy. In my job, we had to ee the birth certificates, and yes, these were on there.

oh, trust me...if they're from the south, their name could very well be Cletus

I worked in a hospital and filed birth certificates. I've seen worse. Fortunately, I just remember the stupidity and not actual names.

Me too. I pronounce it a-lizard-breath.

Most of these just had me rolling my eyes, but Boomquifa did me in. Startled my cat suddenly laughing out loud.

Shagadelic baby!

Mate of mine has a kid and their middle name is danger. Legit

And not Carlos Danger. Ask Anthony about that one

We were legit going to do this with Spawn #1 but ultimately decided against it. He's 20 now, and still mad that we didn't LOL.

Thank you for the Spider-Verse reference, Have an upvote.

Appaloosa is a breed of horse.

Well, when I was working, a lot of Moniques were naming their daughters Unique, and the Uniques should be well old enough to have I'munique.