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‘Tragedeigh’: 128 Painfully Bad Names Parents Decided Were Perfect For Their Offspring (New Pics)
It's funny how sometimes you misspell a word and it takes on a whole new meaning. Or name a child so uniquely that it turns out to be a 'Tragedeigh'. We know naming a child is a tough task and parents usually want it to be one-of-a-kind, but it should be done responsibly.
There is a subreddit called the same name, 'r/tragedeigh', and it is full of names that have been misspelled, or made up for the sake of appearing distinctive. We've compiled our favorite names from the subreddit, so grab a snack and let's get scrolling!
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#1
Please Someone Tell Me This Is Real
Susan Bosse 2 years ago
I love it when companies have awesome social media people. It's hysterical watching them roast people.
C Lawson 2 years ago
Moon pies take me back to raiding my papaws lunch bucket to see if he saved one for me :)
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More and more parents are deciding to give their children unique names. It's a product of our evolving cultures.
According to Aysha Imtiaz from 'Family Tree', "Research shows today’s rising popularity of unique baby names reflects a move from collectivism to individualistic societies and provides important contextual clues about whom parents want their children to be."
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#2
Byrthdeigh Parteigh (Not Oc)
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
I had to go over medical records for a woman's kids. She had 4 sons, and a daughter. Her kids were Demar, Demaree, Demareon, Marveon (pronounced Mareon), and Lanaysha. Marveon and Demareon were twins and she was exasperated that hospitals sometimes mix up their tests. -_-
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Guess which one is the daughter. X/ /s It's obviously the only one with a different name.
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Snake Queen 2 years ago
My best friend is named Emaleigh (pronounced like Emily) but she goes by Ema
#3
Sinnamon
Funhog 2 years ago
That's what I see, too: "Sinnerman" spoken with an accent.
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Zitronella 2 years ago
In Germany we have a term for such name creations: Kevinism (or Chantalism). There are studies that show that parents with low incomes and those from the lowest educational level in particular choose such names. The children are scarred for life and are clearly disadvantaged when it comes to jobs, for example. It makes sense...stupid parents, probably stupid children...bad but true.
We all are unique, especially to our parents. They know that your name will be one of the biggest parts of you, so they understand the need to try and give a baby a one-of-a-kind name. "Our given name forges our identity, influences name stereotypes, may dictate the types of jobs we pursue and even predict career achievements."
#4
This Tweeter Is Not A Fan Of Mckeinsleigh Graycynn
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
My mom brought up this point with me. I really love the name Poppy for a girl (I'm not sure if this is considered a name like these), and my mom first agreed. Then she said, "You know, it's really cute for a little girl but what if she grows up to be a Supreme Court Justice? Or a surgeon? It just doesn't have a grown-up feel to it." So Poppy will be a future cat or dog name.
mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
A name like Penelope would make a good adult name, and Poppy could easily be a nickname.
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#5
I'm Dying. This Was In My Due Date Group
Robert T 2 years ago (edited)
In which case, Investygation would be a good middle name. ;-)
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
for non-Americans, Crimson Tide is the mascot for the University of Alabama, which is very good at American football.. You may also see people say Roll Tide on anything related to incest as a joke because Alabama is very incesty.
#6
They Had A Sale On Vowels At Old Mcdonald’s Farm
Jo Jones 2 years ago
Last week I discovered Aoife is pronounced E-E-F-A and Tadgh is TIGE- maybe Eieoie is an Irish name :)
Kel_how 2 years ago
I'm in the USA, but named my cat after comedian Aisling Bee. The vet can't ever pronounce it, so we call her Ash.
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Some parents try and give international names, so it would be better known abroad. Some find unique words in foreign languages and adapt them to a name. Just like in one of these posts on the subreddit, when a girl was named Lecesta after a city in the United Kingdom (Leicester).
#7
This Classic Sparks Geoy
Paul Roberts 2 years ago
Geoff is actually the correct spelling, Jeff is the bastardization...
Jumping Jellyfishes 2 years ago
Correct. Short for Geoffrey. My grandfather's name- born in London, UK
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Guy I used to work with couldn't figure out how to pronounce Geoff and kept calling a customer Goff, with a hard G. In his defence he was Welsh, and there probably aren't many sheep called Geoff. ;-)
Noel Bovae 2 years ago
I literally thought it was G-off. I've never seen Geoff written in my life until today.
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
Stephanie? FIne. Stefani? Also fine. Steoffani? f**k off. >.>
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Stee-oh-fahni? Really? Kids are gonna have a field day with “fahni.” Even I’m tempted to say “F***y.”
#8
Issa Holideigh Blessing
#9
Historical (But I Think Hilarious) Tragedeigh
Robert T 2 years ago (edited)
You only have to look down the entry list for horse races in the Uk to see some crackingly funny names. But what is acceptable for a child is not necessarily acceptable for your crotch goblin.
Hugh Cookson 2 years ago
Oh yes, the two that stand out that actually got past the BHA (British Horseracing Association) naming committee (yes, they do have one), was 'Where the Fox Hat' and 'Who de Fox Hat' - imagine an Irish commentator in full flow ; I didn't need to imagine , I was at an Irish meeting when one of these ran, it was very funny !!
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Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
Okay that's actually cute. As long as a Pinterest mom doesn't get the idea to name her kid that.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
It's normal for thoroughbred horses to have weird names. See: "Hoof Arted", etc.
Helen Rohrlach 2 years ago
Semi-illiterate stableboy was told to paint his name on the horse's stable. Was suppose to write"Potato".
Anon822209 2 years ago
Ok this one I love. Note that it's a horse, not a person. Because that matters.
Marie-Pier Plourde 2 years ago
finally some sense. YES keep the weird, fun, clever, witty names for PETS please. pets dont need jobs and they have no need to explain their names to any coffeeshop person
Giving unique names is surely a new trend. In the past, parents used to name their kids with the most popular names (like William in Britain). This resulted in half of Great Britain's boys' names being the same. Imtiaz says, "This is because naming conventions were founded in religious and ancestral ties. For example, scriptural names were popular, and English Puritans sometimes named their children after moral attributes, such as Faith or Mercy." Similarly, in Islamic countries, children's names tend to be religion-related, like Muhammad, after the Holy Prophet.
#10
I’m Geigh
Rob(erta) Roy 2 years ago
So ture though, everyone in Utah's names are spelled like this. I know someone named Brynleigh and someone named Rhyleigh
#11
Finalleigh I Found One
Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
In an old school way this is correct - Ashley, would be the male spelling and Ashleigh the female.
RosenCranzLives 2 years ago
To be fair, Li is common for Hong Kong, Lee is common for Seoul and Leigh is common for Knightsbridge. And people from all those areas live in all the other areas, sometimes.
BlitheSpirit 2 years ago
My daughter was born in ‘91 - I spelled her name that way because my middle name is Leigh
LionPaws_and_RadarEars 2 years ago
Is it just me, or did other people read them with different accents/pronunciations in their head?
#12
Can’t Make This Stuff Up If I Wanted To
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
That would have prevented a lot of trouble....
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Susan Bosse 2 years ago
Kids are mean. 15 off color remarks come to me before I was even finished reading this. Why would set your baby up for failure and bully fodder? Jesus.
Jeroen de Wijn 2 years ago
Anticipating consequences of actions like these are what make people intelligent in a way animals are not. But not all humans sadly.
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cugel. 2 years ago
I'd work on the spelling of "your" before attempting advanced topics such as baby names.
Scotira 2 years ago
Or you can go with Aurélie. But the list above? Just no.
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Surenu 2 years ago (edited)
Let's just hope the parents don't suddenly go "You know what? Please Don't sounds even BETTER than Awrally!"
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
Clearly it should be Oh-Really (*pronounced with Seinfeld agitation, stress on the EA).
Laura Wattenberg, founder of namerology.com and author of The Baby Name Wizard, says that a baby's name is also a parent's self-expression: "Research has established the steady decrease in common names in the US from the 1950s, especially from 1983, and a recent macro-level study analyzing 348 million American baby names across 137 years (1880 to 2017) showed Baby Boomers increased the number of novel names per thousand people four-fold for boys and 2.75 times for girls."
#13
Surprised I Couldn't Find This One In This Sub Anywhere
Nosirrow 2 years ago
I wonder if these kids with weird spelling change their name as soon as they can.
WalterWhiteSavannah 2 years ago (edited)
Dang I hated these ones usually... but now I wanna have a kid just to name them jordy la4ge
#14
Found On Instagram
FoxThatHasFennecaphobia 2 years ago
Don't you know? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesdaigh, Thursday, Friday
Marcellus II 2 years ago
To be honest, that day's spelling was already messed up.
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#15
Poor Girl
Ace 2 years ago
Neither do they. apparently, just a random selection of letters.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
At least she doesn't have to worry about finding a job when she grows up.
Melissa Kawai 2 years ago
Is it pronounced Mistress or My Stress?😂 Names like this absolutely horrible! Why would you even name a child after an affair?
Today, parents' styles and values are reflected in the names they give their kids. Pamela Redmond, the author of "Beyond Jennifer & Jason", a book about generations, believes that, "We hear a lot of parents saying they want to give their sons gender-neutral names to signal feminist values, or honor family in a way that’s in step with current styles – so Grandpa Arthur may get honored by giving your son the middle name Bear, Arthur’s meaning."
#16
Just. . . Why?
Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
So the Welsh are most likely to accidentally summon Cthulhu. Should've figured that out much sooner, to be honest.
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Shelli Aderman 2 years ago
Here’s the “article” about the name… https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7eenx/baby-name-philippines-glhynnyl-hylhyr-yzzyghyl-why 🤷🏽♀️
#17
It Pains Me My Cousin Named Her Child This
ynyrhydref56 2 years ago
Sounds like a Southern exclamation. 'well, blazeleigh dayze! If that ain't the wildest thing I ever heard!'
Susan Bosse 2 years ago
My oldest niece's middle name is Dayz. Her dad made it up. I can remember thinking was a dumb name. Now I don't give it a thought. Her first name is normal. Lol
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Please tell Normal Dayz meow from us.
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Purple Sprinkles 2 years ago (edited)
Sounds like the new name for 4/20...Stores that sell munchies can have a Blazeliegh Dayze Sale - all Doritos 1/2 off.
#18
Seven Tragedeighs
Northlander72 2 years ago (edited)
I think Lucky is quite lucky, all things considered. Edit: oh wait, no. Baby #7 is the last name on that list, isn't it? NEVER MIND ME, I GUESS. T_T
CanadianDimes 2 years ago
Doctors should 100% be allowed to say "I'm not putting that on the birth certificate, choose a real name".
Zenozenobee 2 years ago
In France, whatever is on the birth certificate, French administration can just nope it if it's the best interest of the kid to not be named that way. Parents can appeal the decision if they want to defend their choice in front of judge.
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Danielle Lee 2 years ago
Those poor kids! It's like when you're trying to type in a username but someone else already took it so you have to change the spelling
Friendly neighborhood possum 2 years ago
Their youngest child was only 8 months old at the time this was posted and they were already having another one?
We encourage you to stay unique and in style. As we've learned, a name is a huge part of a human's identity. Just be cautious and don't let it become a 'Tragedeigh'. Keep scrolling to see more of these unique names and if you're looking for some more content on the topic, check out our previous editions about it.
#19
What Would You Do?
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
The poor kids name literally sounds like a Pokémon! Blaziken comes to my mind
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Kr-8YzEe zùt 2 years ago
The masses need to be noticed.... USA? Should everyone be different? It seems to me a lot of people in the west are lost. Stop watching s**t on screens.
Load More Replies... FoxThatHasFennecaphobia 2 years ago (edited)
Change her name? (Edit: You can but you need to pay)
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
LISTEN TO HER and change her stupid name to something more normal. A good test is to try the name after a title, like President, Judge, Doctor, etc. Whichever name sounds like it would garner the most respect, rather than sound like a stripper dressing up, is the name you choose. There are plenty of beautiful normal names that go well with those titles. Julia, William, Elizabeth, Michael, the list goes on. Be different! Try a NORMAL name!
#20
Yikes
DC 2 years ago
... but it tells you a lot about those oh-so creative people. Actually, it's a real Trashedeigh, it all, in evereigh Reek Art.
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RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
I interacted with this lady for work once, and had to ask if she was vaccinated. Her response was "Jesus wasn't vaccinated so..." She had just previously informed me of her husband being a part who was previously running a church in Central Florida before they moved to where they are, she mentioned their "giant" TV and having to use their new big SUV to get it home because it wouldn't fit in her car she just got, and her son was at the lake house down the road. Yea, Jesus didn't have any of those either Karen, and if Jesus was alive now, he'd be fully vaccinated for everything because his entire thing was to do what you can for others, regardless of what it does to yourself. X/
CanadianDimes 2 years ago (edited)
"Unapologising sarcastic" = I'm an asshöle and I know it and I will not be called out on it.
Red Panda 2 years ago
The way she wrote "unapologising" instead of "unapologisingly" is irking me so much for unexplained reasons!
Load More Replies... cugel. 2 years ago
They would have gone with Cletus, but there were too many of them in the family already.
Bailey W. 2 years ago
Yeah. And many of the tik tok famous boy moms upload themselves making videos about stuff like "I will always be his favourite girl in the world" or "my son (4) wants to marry me and no-one will ever get the same love as I do" or even more emotional inc*st stuff. Some even have daughters and just ignore them or use them to show how much more they love their sons.
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Lem Johnson 2 years ago
I desperately want to believe it's a satire account. For the sake of my sanity.
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
"vaccinated by jesus" AAAAND that says it all about how many braincells this woman has.
#21
Posted In My Due Date Group
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
The comments section is the craziest I’ve seen so far today
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FoxThatHasFennecaphobia 2 years ago (edited)
Carcyn May (What a bad name)(I don't have a middle name so I just used the last letter of my first name)
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Josie Bisbano 2 years ago
A Scottish Setter. Definitely a sporting dog. Fiercely independent, but also a great family pet.
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#22
Oh Neaux
Fussy1 2 years ago
Oh dear. Many years ago I walked into the room just in time to hear my mother on the phone ordering 'fox wood blinds' (faux wood blinds) from the Sears catalogue. I can only imagine how she would have pronounced this kid's name! Snox! Lol
Bart 2 years ago
I just looked this up in the urban dictionary and can't stop laughing. Poor kid though...
Sophie 2 years ago (edited)
Oh nooooo, I looked it up too, soooo much worse than I was expecting, truly terrible, and all the 3 or smt definitions are horrible! That kid is gonna change their name
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#23
Faith Is Too Common
Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago
And anyone apart from Icelandics and Greeks who even know how it sounds.
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Lena Flising 2 years ago
Have they checked a normal English keyboard for all the letters in their daughter's name? I have a problem the few times I want to write about the terrorist attack at Utøya in Norway. That kind of ø can not be found on a Swedish keyboard, so I have to google or check Wikipedia and copy/paste. Imagine having to do that just writing your name...
R. McTavish 2 years ago
You can keep multiple keyboards on your phone / computer. I think the default in Windows is shift+space to flip between them, and it's a lateral swipe on my mobile keyboard. I need to keep three different keyboards throughout the day and it's very handy to just switch on the fly.
Load More Replies... ynyrhydref56 2 years ago
It's a Greek letter, presumably pronounced as th
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#24
Found In The Wild
JoyfulZebra 2 years ago (edited)
"Classy and Christian." Saint Heyleeigh was always my favorite person in the Bible.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
As self-employed, I find myself often beseeching Paeymeigh.
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Jumping Jellyfishes 2 years ago
Jezebel. Yeah, now that's a cool biblical name!
Load More Replies... R Kramer 2 years ago
Where are the good old days when a Christian name meant Eve, Sarah or Mary?
Susan Bosse 2 years ago
Maybe don't give your kids stripper names if you wanna keep them off the pole and in church.
Ben 2 years ago
Biblicayleigh. Holeeigh-Gostiley. Thorneigh-Crown. Crossley. Judaseey. Hipocraceigh. Smitetheey. Satanicaleigh. Blasfimeghy. Maryland.
#25
No, No, No. I Refuse To Believe This Is Real!
Ben 2 years ago
That don't know the difference between plural and possessive.
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Susan Bosse 2 years ago
These people are just setting their kids up to be hookers and crack whores.
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
I love that there are laws here in Germany that prevent stupid names to some degree
Shelli Aderman 2 years ago
That could be the nickname given to the baby in utero, and then (PLEASE GD), the blanket was made as a joke… PLEASE?! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
#26
Your Name Is What?
quentariel 2 years ago
That first name is probably pronounced as Penelope (hopefully, poor child can sound almost normal at least in speech) but I have no idea what that middle name is supposed to be.
Julie Schulz 2 years ago
Hooked on Phonics has NOT worked for some people.....
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Ian Webling 2 years ago
Imagine this scenario: She grows up and plays football (soccer). She commits a bad foul. The referee wants to take her name. He begins writing. After a few seconds, he shakes his head and says, "Never mind. Just don't do it again." Genius!
Amy T 2 years ago
Did none of these parents ever have to fill in their name's letter by letter on a scantron?
#27
I Had To Post This
FoxThatHasFennecaphobia 2 years ago (edited)
Techno Mechanicus sounds like a rock band name, not a baby name
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Next one’s just going to be called “X”. I think one of his kids recently turned 18 and changed their oddball given name to a very normal one, as well as voluntarily cut herself off from him. Good for her. I mean, if even your kids think you’re whacked, then you might want to have yourself analyzed to be sure.
FoxThatHasFennecaphobia 2 years ago (edited)
Um no, his older children's names are totally fine, his younger ones (2020+) are weird. Here's a list of his kids https://cn.bing.com/search?go=Search&q=Elon+musk+kids&qs=n&form=QBRE&sp=-1&lq=0&pq=&sc=0-0&sk=&cvid=BAACE7F154DF4D738CB4180235BFE85E&ghsh=0&ghacc=0&ghpl=
Load More Replies... L. Murphy 2 years ago
The idea of these two fornicating really makes me nauseous. Grimes is the perfect name for her because she looks grimey. He looks greasy. Blech.
Rostit. . 2 years ago
Stop that. I don't care for either of them but she was totally played by musk. They're almost twenty years apart. He's old.
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Elio 2 years ago
I really doubt Musk would've gotten far in life without rich parents.
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It’s Only 8 Am And I Need A Break From The Internet Today
Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago
Hmm, yes. The most edgy of names. A sled, a beard cutter, a toe nail cutter, and the red engine with a jet black stack
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Whoa! "James" is just too left field, stick with one of the others
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
James. Definitely the most edgy (at least amongst their particular crowd).
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I hate the word ‘hubby’ and the general amount of bewilderment in this photo, but maybe that’s just me
#29
Surprised This Isn’t Here Yet
Susan Bosse 2 years ago
I remember when this starting making the rounds years ago. I have a friend named Erika and laughed so hard at this. Repeatedly.
#30
Congrats On Graduating Daycare!
Fussy1 2 years ago
Remember how exciting it was when you were a kid to spin the display stand hoping to find your name on a tacky keychain or bracelet? ...these kids will never know that feeling.
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago
I never bothered lol. My brain would have stroked out if there ever was a Xanthippe.
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Sophie 2 years ago
her siblings name too! 😂😅 And poor kids, they probably won't be able to spell their own name until they're 9
Back in St. Olaf 2 years ago
They have a little brother now named Kheestyn-McKhormyck Dallas Sparks. I wish I was making this up. https://www.salina.com/story/lifestyle/celebrations/2015/05/17/kheestyn-mckhormyck-dallas-sparks/987339007/
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#31
It’s Pronounced ‘Ab-City’
zak 2 years ago
"Ab-city" sounds like a fitness name, so I was gonna guess her brother is "Leg'Deigh"
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
A woman I met in prison told me of someone in Guam with this "name". I thought she was pulling my leg.
Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago
If ABCDE wouldn't have been so slow, LMNOP wouldn't have to rush so fast!
Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago
Oh wow, a mighty 32 people, such a normal name/s But seriously you shouldn't make fun of someone's name to their face
Rocky 2 years ago
True, but l would have a hard time keeping my face straight.
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Lmnop doesn't get much attention from parents, they just rush past him.
#32
Funniest Sh*t I’ve Seen All Day
Bart 2 years ago
My mom's friend is called Retilda and I promise she was there way before Reddit or the Internet 😂
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 2 years ago
Retilda isn't bad but RED-tilda is horrible.
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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
She must be the daughter of YTA.
Load More Replies... Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago (edited)
"Redtilda" just doesn't flow. I can see "Red" as a unisex first name, maybe "Tilda" or "Tilly" as a second name. It's not good, but still better that "Redtilda". EDIT: Typo
Jeremy James 2 years ago
"Red" is a good one and it has precedents like, "Red Skelton," and, "Redd Foxx." If that generation can get behind "A Boy Named Sue," I don't know why they couldn't handle a girl named, "Red."
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Lena Flising 2 years ago
Judging by all the crazy names here, Reddit Rose would be a relatively ordinary name.
#33
Names So Bad That Autocorrect Won't Let Me Type Them
JoyfulZebra 2 years ago (edited)
"Aw, you're baby's cute! What's her name?" "Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's Maybelline 🤷♀️"
Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
And then for Appaloosa - maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Neigh-belline 🤣🤣🤣
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ShellsBells 2 years ago
That's not going to end well for the poor, poor child.
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Cletus, Lucifer and Spartacus are all names (in difference to the entire rest), but only Cletus seems suitable for a human child nowadays. Lucifer is (even though a pretty name) more of a name for a cat. And Spartacus sounds like a name for a horse.
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ShellsBells 2 years ago
At least Vejonica can go by a cute nickname: Vajayjay.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Abaddon as a boy's name... Either someone is prophesizing the End of Days or they just love DOTA waaaaaaaayyyyyy too much...
JoyfulZebra 2 years ago
Considering that they put Lucifer as an option, I'm thinking it's the former.
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Jeremy James 2 years ago
That's perfectly fine. They could call him, "Luke," for short.
Load More Replies... Jeremy James 2 years ago
These are fun to combine. "Anous Champ," and "Boomquifa Vejonica," work especially well together.
#34
Omelette Would Be A Dream Compared To Some Of The Names Posted
Heather W 2 years ago
Would go well with the one above who named their kid Sausage
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Fussy1 2 years ago
A work colleague used Chlamydia as her daughter's middle name. Now that's a tragedeigh!
Mommitude Attitude 2 years ago
There is at least one grown woman running around named Syphilis because mom thought it sounded pretty
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A mother wanted to name her baby girl Malaria because she ReAd it In a brOcHuRe and the name sTuCk wItH hEr...Nurse told her that this is a tropical infection. Mother`s response: Doesn`t matter, nobody knows
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 2 years ago
Everybody knows!!! Except mom apparently.
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Alison Marchand 2 years ago
That's a good one!! Funny, Umbrella was one of my first answers 😛
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not your average weirdo 2 years ago (edited)
Asparagus would be a good name if it wasn’t a vegetable
#35
Unhinged
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
This sounds like breeding puppies or kittens. There, all babies from the same litter have the same first letter too.
Load More Replies... Fussy1 2 years ago
I just spit my drink out over a bad God joke. Going to find a hand basket
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Paddling Panda 2 years ago
Also, getting some serious "Idiocracy" vibes here.
Load More Replies... Angela C 2 years ago
You see the husband's name? These poor kids are second generation tradgedeighs
Tarik Dursun Zorgulen 2 years ago (edited)
And this is why we have so many people believing in flat Earth and fake moon landing theories. These people should not be allowed to procreate, yet ... 10 kids
#36
This Name Has To Be A Joke
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Give your child such an atrocious name that they want to be euthanised
Christof Irran 2 years ago
Is it that mom called her (him?) "Euthanasia" because she wished she'd have an abortion?
Lena Flising 2 years ago
Please check the meaning of this word. PLEASE! How about Solstice, instead?
#37
Does This Count As A Tragedeigh?
Jeroen de Wijn 2 years ago
So the kid is named Rocket Star Presley Cigar, with Reinders his mother's last name and de Stoppelaar his father's last name. It's even worse than it looks, Cigar is made up of 5 other names, Chris Ian Georg Andy Robert. So in full it would be Rocket Star Presley Chris Ian Georg Andy Robert. Ouch.
Glen Ellyn 2 years ago (edited)
Reminds me of an episode of The D i c k Van Dyke Show when Rob and Laura Petrie's young son Richie wants to know why his middle name is listed as ROSEBUD on his birth certificate. It's actually Robert Oscar Sam Edward Benjamin Ulysses David.
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Jiska Veldhuizen 2 years ago
Haha I know this person, she is a very succesfull Dutch fasion designer.
#38
Tragedeigh Worthy?
Duvet Woman 2 years ago
Isn't there confusion between Xale and Xael? Though I suppose that's the least of their worries.
Lizz 2 years ago
I laughed so hard I cried when I saw this in the newspaper. Poor kids.... especially Laxe is going to have a tough time....
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
So they had twelve kids, and named them all Ex-Lax. Nice.
Paddling Panda 2 years ago
They should have used latex so that they didn't have kids they then decided to abuse with these stupid names.
Load More Replies... Jeremy James 2 years ago
These are all things you try when you're playing Scrabble and you get stuck with the 'X' tile.
Rocky 2 years ago
I bet they stopped having hildren because they had all the combinations of A, L, E and X
Load More Replies... #39
Listen, I'm A Giant Marvel Nerd Who Plans To Name Her Kid(S) After Some Of The Characters, But This Is Just Too Much
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
No, no. It’s a CoMbInAtIoN of both fandoms, and therefore it makes your status as a fan-parent even higher
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Duckie Measles 2 years ago
Seeing these names makes it seem like Thanos was doing us all a favor by reducing the population.
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
And we all thought George Costanza was weird for wanting to name his son Seven. (If you know, you know.)
Serenity Destiny 2 years ago
I feel bad for all the children that are named these ridiculously spelled names. Your children are going to be made fun of and bullied for your so called unique names.
kalostous kalostous 4 months ago
And "Thanos" is a perfectly appropriate short form of Greek "Athanasios" ("Immortal")
#40
Please. Please Don't Do This To Her
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Why not just Andrew? Then you can nickname it Drew and it sounds the same
Catharina Geerts 2 years ago (edited)
Jrew sounds more like shrew to me (sad enough)
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Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago
There's a jrake at my school. And an Ayva. They're freshman. I hate their parents for that.
Debz Snyder 2 years ago
He's gonna get called "Jew"just because no one is gonna see the "r"....
#41
No Ma'am, Not Silly At All
Andrei Iepure 2 years ago
yup, it really reflects how stupid his parents are, and most likely, he will be
#42
Hey, Guess The Names Of The Pre-School Ad Girl's Siblings (They Aren't Better)
Duvet Woman 2 years ago
That paragraph is just looking like a cat danced on the keyboard. I've got a headache now.
Mark Stewart 2 years ago
I've now come to the conclusion these people were really poor scrabble players as children and now feel the need to use as many letters as possible in every situation.
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Mila Preradović 2 years ago
Don't tell me noone noticed this is THE SAME poor girl from kindergarten-graduate post above!!
Innua 2 years ago
Yup, the family that have stolen all the K's from the alphabet! And appear to be living in the 80s by announcing things in the paper rather than on social media
Load More Replies... Mi So 2 years ago
I sure hope so! There can’t possibly be two kids named Kharingtyn-McIGiveUp
Load More Replies... Kelly Scott 2 years ago
This is funnier than you know. The John Ford book "The Final Reflection" is about Klingons and their society. In Klingonaase, the Klingon word for "f***ing" is "khesten". Me being me, I would just have to let the parents know.
SincerelyMeesh 2 years ago
Isn't this the kid who "graduated" (anything below high school is not graduation) a few posts up?
Beck 2 years ago
Ok so my name is Rebecca And my last name has about 2 more letters than Rebecca, and when I sign my name, I usually write an r and a scribbly line because my name is too long. Imagine having to write these names several times a day in school. Oh wait do they write their names anymore?
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
Aww! We saw big sis mentioned just earlier in this post! Anyone know this mom that can send it to her so she can maybe begin to grasp what a twat she is?
#43
I Weep For Gen A
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Pity they don't allow proper names in Scrabble otherwise this one would clean up
Maggie Dinzler Shaw 2 years ago
No but if you can name a boy Kingsley, why not Queensly?
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Little king trash mouth 2 years ago
Line monitor would make a better make, if I'm being honest
#44
New Way To Spell Courtney Just Dropped
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
"Boy mom" is still worse than the name. Never knew what it was called growing up. After therapy I read the term and it was like a wave of understanding came over me, lol.
#45
From A Real Estate Listing In Montana
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
That would also be a strange name for a child.
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Becky Scherer 2 years ago
Someone will date her just to break up with her to be able to say "my ex, Caliber".
Jeremy Porter 2 years ago
What til that kid is 22. And at 45, will be most popular person in Texas...
#46
Jfc…
Jeremy James 2 years ago
Those kids aren't going to be able to spell their own names until High School.
Iridian 2 years ago
Throwing Scrabble squares down the stairs to see the result.
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#47
Is There A Legal Limit To The Number Of Silent Letters That Can Be In A Tragedeigh?
Marcellus II 2 years ago
That was my immediate guess --- which is bad, as that would somewhat justify this kraym against civilization.
Load More Replies... Lena Flising 2 years ago
I don't have a math's degree, but I still know that you don't need 11 letters to spell "Tony".
Amy Manning 2 years ago
"If you want to know more, message me". How much you want to bet 99% of the messages are just, "How do you pronounce your name?"
#48
Does This Count?
deejak 2 years ago
I blame it on password security issues and having to create random passwords so often nowadays.
Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
Anime. In this case it's a parent branding their child with their own fandom, which they have no clue whether or not the child will even enjoy in the future. My heart goes out to all the Hermiones, Son Gokus, and Khaleesis out there.
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probably an apple 2 years ago
hello, my name is ichigo de jager guts kenpachi. you killed my father, prepare to die.
Maggz Bennett 2 years ago
I love they way they've censored the surname, like people would go "which one of the millions of Ichigo De Jager Guts Kenpachis could it be???"
Robin Roper 2 years ago
The name Ichigo is Japanese boy's name but can be unisex meaning "strawberry; one guardian". It's also the first name of an Anime and/ or Manga character.
#49
Influencer’s Baby Name Inspired By Outdoors, Western, Spiritual, Earthy
Tobias Reaper 2 years ago
inspired by outdoors nothing they named there baby after a mortal kombat character
Diolla 2 years ago
I sort of like it after reading all those atrocious names.
Load More Replies... StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Should’ve named the kid Ash. That’s similar and at least normal-sounding
Glenn Schroeder 2 years ago
Smoke is the best one I've seen so far (and no, I'm not being sarcastic).
loranthippus 2 years ago
This would also be Outdoors, Western, Spiritual, Earthy.
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Quarkbeast 2 years ago
Compared to some of the nonsense other people have listed here, Smoke is not such a terrible name.
#50
The Third Instalment Of Tragyk Name Signs I’ve Found!
Tobias Reaper 2 years ago
i swear some people think they are naming WWE wrestlers rather than babies
Donkey boi 2 years ago
Yes it is. You've been on this post too long, you are becoming desensitised.
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Esme Weatherwax 2 years ago
Nope they use the magnetic letters and the fridge method
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Jay Weigel 2 years ago
Tenley itself is not that bad. One of the first ladies' figure skating champions I remember was Tenley Albright. And Kemper isn't a bad name either.
Dorul 2 years ago
I guess the mom of Tenley Reese likes to read kinky M/M romance books like I do😁. Reese Tenley is one of the mc in the awesome "The Game" series written by the fabulous Cara Dee. He and his twin brother River are two of the founders of a queer bdsm community in Washington, D. C. and find love with their submissive boy Shay. The books are about the struggles the members have to face when falling in love in the very diverse world of kink.
#51
Aita Tragedeigh
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
How about just naming the child Celery and letting in run free in a field of hungry peacocks until nature did its thing? 🥬
Load More Replies... Jeremy James 2 years ago
My nephew has a normal name, but if he had been born a girl, he would have been called, "Kayleigh-Mae." My sister has since gotten rid of the, "Live, Laugh, Love," decor and is expected to make a full recovery.
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
Caylee , Caileigh, Cayleah .. just making it up as I type... WTf is wrong with just Kaylee or Charlie ( for a girl)
Elladine DesIsles 2 years ago
My one cis ex-boyfriend was determined that we should one day have a daughter named "Cirstie-Lyn," with the first part meant to be pronounced like Kirsty. That relationship did not last long! Granted, I was 17 and doing something of a "Maybe I should try dating a guy before I decide for sure I really like girls" sort of thing. As you can tell, I maybe stacked the deck a bit by chosing such a brilliant example of maleness for my experiment! Actually, "Cirstie-Lyn" was just the tip of that sinking iceberg...
#52
Thought Yall Might Hate This
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Vhyolette??????? These people are insane! I have no Patience for people who can't spell Violet.
The Shadow of Darbows 2 years ago
Makes sure a cat sits on the keyboard too
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Star the Furry Therian! 2 years ago
Just spell your kids names like you're not having a stroke, ffs, this is mad. Who cares about "being unique"? Literally nobody except you. LMAOOOOOO
#53
Saw This One On The Pokémon Sub
Susan Bosse 2 years ago
"Thought it would be nice" lmfao "Nice" doesn't even make the top 100 of things naming your kid after Pokémon would be.
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Just a few posts ago I made fun of the baby names sounding like Pokémon names. And now THIS! I am very disappointed in humanity!
#54
On A Local Crafter’s Page
MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
I used to wonder why I was asked to spell my daughters name all the time - Isabella - the way it's supposed to be spelled. After going through this list, it makes more sense to me now.
#55
Came Across This 6 Month Post From A Former High School Classmate On Instagram
Star the Furry Therian! 2 years ago
My dad used to call me chicken sticks because he loved that I was a chubby baby and had chicken arms and legs. But this? Jeez.
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#56
This Guy
Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago
If you move around two letters in his name, you get lighter. This is because his parents were lighting a joint when they came up with this name
#57
Acquaintance Unveiled The Name At The Baby Shower…
Greenmantle 2 years ago
I'll bet these idiots start a bushfire with their dumb "gender reveal" party
#58
Why Do Boys Get The Most Standard Names Imaginable And The Girls Get The Tragedeighs?
I heart Boo-BI-es 2 years ago
The people always shout...there goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! Da da da da da!
Load More Replies... Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
🎵Johhhhn Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! His name is my name toooooooo🎶
#59
Make Bets On How This Name Is Pronounced
Raka Schulte 2 years ago
That's actually the standard short form of Christian in several parts of Germany. Spelling might look weird to English speakers but it follows standard German spelling rules. Probably a tourist who didn't even think about what it might look like abroad.
Atia Janssens 2 years ago
That's not true. Germans spell it Christian as well, just pronounce it differently. Don't argue, I'm a German teacher. This name looks more like an Indian name, a strange spelling of Krishna or a similar name
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Rostit. . 2 years ago
Lol. Chris Chan. Oh the old days of the Internet. I hope krischan likes bras on his head
#60
ynyrhydref56 2 years ago
Cosima and Apollo are both Greek names. Apart from Obi and Bex, these are fine.
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
These names might be unnecessary long and complicated, but all parts of them make sense and can be written and pronounced. I'd say this one is more or less okay at least
Load More Replies... Angela C 2 years ago
These names aren't terrible compared to most of this list but I am DYING at Locke-Locke
holly smethurst 2 years ago
They are old money Brits. Those lot often have names related to Greek or Roman gods.
#67
My Parents’ Cat’s Name Is A Tragedeigh….when My Mom Starting Calling Her Fluffington, My Sister Decided To Tell Everyone (Including The Vet) It’s Spelled “Phluphyngtyn”
#77
Just Found This Sub, Thought You Would Enjoy The List Of Tragedeighs I've Seen In The Wild Over The Years
#86
Mahhgret, Mahhgret Is What Brings Us Together Today
#102
I Have The Unfortunate Luck Of Working Around Children And These Are All People I've Met In Real Life
#105
Boys Must Be Tough. Our Son Will Be A Strong, Manly Man. He Is Gonna Be Super Masculine. Just Like His Name
#108
Finally, A Celebrity Who Defies Stupid Names Instead Of Embracing Them. (It's A Couple Years Old But Still)
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Paddling Panda 2 years ago
All these kids are going to name their kids Bob, Bill, Debbie, and Susan.
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
The legal offices will be extremely busy when all these people grow up and can legally change their names.
JammaCoast2Coast 2 years ago
Yikes. When the Live, Laugh, Love crowd starts naming their kids.
Meh 2 years ago
I feel so boring, we only called ours Emma, Howard and Alexander (Alex). And we got grief over Howard
SoraPlaysandReviews22 2 years ago
There’s a girl in my kids class named Analee. I’m like come on how did you not see that??
Rostit. . 2 years ago
well if her name is Analee, it probably gets her from behind so she cant see it coming.
Load More Replies... BTSKY 2 years ago (edited)
My 5 year olds have pretty standard names - William and Oliver (Liam and Ollie). Their middle names are Chinese, but their mom is Chinese and we live in China... so, yeah. These names make me glad we left North America.
Kim 2 years ago
That make sense. I had a friend from Hong Kong and she had one english name and one chinese.
Load More Replies... Duvet Woman 2 years ago
My friend was telling me about all the weird names the kids in her daughter's class had. She couldn't remember one but knew it was a spice so she had to go and look through all my spice jars until she found Cinnamon.
Kim 2 years ago
Cinnamon is not that bad considering there are kids named Ginger.
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Hokuloa 2 years ago
Anyone remember the famous Hogg family from Texas? They named their daughter Ima. Ima Hogg.
MezzoPiano 2 years ago
I have a colleague whose last name is "Head". Her husband wanted so badly to name their son "Noah". He genuinely didn't hear it until she repeated it back to him with the last name included. They went with a different name.
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Paddling Panda 2 years ago
All these kids are going to name their kids Bob, Bill, Debbie, and Susan.
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
The legal offices will be extremely busy when all these people grow up and can legally change their names.
JammaCoast2Coast 2 years ago
Yikes. When the Live, Laugh, Love crowd starts naming their kids.
Meh 2 years ago
I feel so boring, we only called ours Emma, Howard and Alexander (Alex). And we got grief over Howard
SoraPlaysandReviews22 2 years ago
There’s a girl in my kids class named Analee. I’m like come on how did you not see that??
Rostit. . 2 years ago
well if her name is Analee, it probably gets her from behind so she cant see it coming.
Load More Replies... BTSKY 2 years ago (edited)
My 5 year olds have pretty standard names - William and Oliver (Liam and Ollie). Their middle names are Chinese, but their mom is Chinese and we live in China... so, yeah. These names make me glad we left North America.
Kim 2 years ago
That make sense. I had a friend from Hong Kong and she had one english name and one chinese.
Load More Replies... Duvet Woman 2 years ago
My friend was telling me about all the weird names the kids in her daughter's class had. She couldn't remember one but knew it was a spice so she had to go and look through all my spice jars until she found Cinnamon.
Kim 2 years ago
Cinnamon is not that bad considering there are kids named Ginger.
Load More Replies... Hokuloa 2 years ago
Anyone remember the famous Hogg family from Texas? They named their daughter Ima. Ima Hogg.
MezzoPiano 2 years ago
I have a colleague whose last name is "Head". Her husband wanted so badly to name their son "Noah". He genuinely didn't hear it until she repeated it back to him with the last name included. They went with a different name.
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