50 Times People Listed Hilariously Absurd Ads And Expected To Actually Sell Something (New Pics)

TheGoodBoi

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I've got a bicycle, will you still let me win?

Bro I would still lose

Lotekguy

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Only useful if no one they're trying to impress sees the ad.

Obviously not an American sport.

This is hilarious because there probably is a market for this.

I think they are rather good, as a caricature, I can tell they are meant to be that person. However I'm not certain there's a market for them, as most people expect to look better in a picture they've paid for. Maybe the artist should go into political cartoons.

That's like some mean girl plot. Pool their money to have one of these mutant drawings done of the girl they hate. Then make prints and post them all over the school. Maybe with some mean text added.

Not even close to good if intending to do realistic art. The artist should call the flaws intentional and label it as “surrealist” art. There’s people who will pay you ridiculous amounts of money for bad art if they believe it’s actually “avant-garde”.

wow. so bad

LMAO, I'd pay for this! I wouldn't pay $100-$150, but I'd totally pay for this.

My Nana used to have one of these ; it worked really well and as far as I can remember, no one lost a finger or even a bit of one - unlike me, many years later and working as a professional chef, I managed to slice part of the heel of my hand off whilst using a Japanese 'V' bladed Mandolin - yes, I was in too much of a hurry and yes I wasn't using the hand guard ..... Still doesn't beat the idiot who decided it'd be a good idea to disable the cut off button on an industrial bacon slicer then not use the press guard .... he only lost half of his little finger and about a 1/4 inch of the outside of his hand ; oh, and he lost his job too.

"Modern hand guillotine"

Yes, it will certainly do that.

I haven't seen a real 'hand slicer' for years. In the old days, people used to be slicing hands all the time! /jk

Wait, what?

Enough hairspray and anything is bulletproof

Bulletproof or not, who wants to wear Trump hair?

I didn't know Kate Gosselin was the inspiration for this model

Somewhere there is probably a disclaimer saying that "Bulletproof" is the style. Lol. Like the $45 "4K FHD" projectors where "4K FHD" is the model number, not the resolution.

"come and have it with me!" <--- why on earth is that sentence in the ad? What does that even mean in relation to a wig? Are you supposed to somehow share it like an umbrella?

Weeeee ow ow ow

No wonder it’s broken. They used it wrong

It is a swung, not a swing

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The hole kinda looks like a side view of an elephant.

Personally I think giving everyone the middle finger is way funnier

Well, if they can sell a banana taped to a wall for $120,000.00 why not

Good job Cohen. 👍

I humbly submit a change of title ..."Polling Booth"

This what becomes of everyone getting a trophy. They end up thinking every little thing they c**p out is a diamond!!!!!!!