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I personally don’t spend a lot of time browsing online marketplaces, as I’ll usually only check them out when I’m looking for a specific item. I might search for a gently used “Automatic Cat Feeder” or a “Full Length Vintage Mirror.” But as soon as I start scrolling through, I'm reminded that there are no limits when it comes to what people will try to sell online

We took a trip to the Uninspiring Adverts Facebook group, as well as their sister group Uninspiring Adverts Regenerated, and gathered some of their most entertaining posts below. Enjoy scrolling through these bizarre and hilarious listings, and keep reading to find a conversation with the creator of these groups, Owen Dawson!

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    "These Could Sell For A Lot More" Yeah, Maybe If They Were Half Decent!

    "These Could Sell For A Lot More" Yeah, Maybe If They Were Half Decent!

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could do a flawless portrait of me, good luck trying to make me look any worse

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    The Uninspiring Adverts Facebook group has been around for 6 years, but it’s still going strong. With over 45K members, including 20 new ones during the past week, this community is dedicated to “celebrating half hearted attempts to sell goods online.” Members are invited to send in uninspiring ads they spot, “so we can all marvel at the army of vendors out there who want to get rid of their stuff - but just can't be bothered.” From questionable items to hilarious titles on goods, there’s something for everyone in this group!

    We’re big fans of Uninspiring Adverts here at Bored Panda, so it’s actually not the first time we’ve featured the group. And lucky for us, we were able to get in touch with the community’s creator, Owen Dawson, who was kind enough to share some background information about the group. 

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    #5

    Hmmmm, I Don’t Think It Is

    Hmmmm, I Don’t Think It Is

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    First, we asked Owen if he had any updates on the group to share since we spoke to him last spring. “Membership has leveled off at just under 46,000. Considering I only started the group to amuse myself and a handful of friends, it still surprises me how popular it has become, and I love that it continues to entertain so many people,” the creator shared.

    “There are quite a few similar groups out there now, many of them started by Uninspiring Adverts members, which I take as a compliment. Trends that have emerged recently include home made "artworks" and furniture (amazing how versatile people think pallets are), which are of the quality and craftsmanship you would expect,” he continued.

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    #7

    Hmm, I Suppose This Is More Accurate Than A Banana Or Soup Can For Scale

    Hmm, I Suppose This Is More Accurate Than A Banana Or Soup Can For Scale

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    Stop Laughing, Can't You See How "Curated" This Is?

    Stop Laughing, Can't You See How "Curated" This Is?

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    #9

    Look Like They've Been Out In The Garden For A While

    Look Like They've Been Out In The Garden For A While

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    Owen added that he’s noticed people seem to like monetizing their cats. “Cat paintings, cat clay models, cushions with their cat's face on them… So many cats,” he shared. “Of course, our old friend Chester Draws regularly pops up in our members' posts. We love Chester and his colleague ‘Nesta Tables.’” 

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    Legs Eleven!!!

    Legs Eleven!!!

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the perfect table to display the lamp from "A Christmas Story!!"

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    *temu Version

    *temu Version

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mom can we watch iron man in theaters?” “No we have iron man at home” Iron Man at home:

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    #12

    When The Weather Is Hot A Nice Dip Is Cool But I’m Not Sure I Want That Swimming Pool

    When The Weather Is Hot A Nice Dip Is Cool But I’m Not Sure I Want That Swimming Pool

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    We also asked Owen about any of his favorite posts that have popped up over the last year. “Way too many to narrow down,” he says. “We have a 'Post of the Week' competition where my trusty team of admins nominate their favorite ads of the previous seven days, and the top three are celebrated in a pinned post. There have been some really special ads that have featured in that!”

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    This Will Not Only Amuse My Toddler As She Prepares For Bedtime, It Will Also Act As A Handy Night Light. Thanks, Marketplace!

    This Will Not Only Amuse My Toddler As She Prepares For Bedtime, It Will Also Act As A Handy Night Light. Thanks, Marketplace!

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me Bobby. My batteries are running low. I need to eat your soul to recharge them.

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    I Thought It Was Dave But I Wasn’t Wearing My Glasse

    I Thought It Was Dave But I Wasn’t Wearing My Glasse

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    Next, the creator shared his best advice for anyone interested in trying to sell items online. “Sellers could use Uninspiring Adverts as a guide to how NOT to advertise their wares!” Owen says. “I suppose I'm more used to looking at awful ads, but if someone is serious about striking a good deal, a clear, sharp set of photos from all angles is key.”

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    #17

    Oh No Thank You 😨 Hears Buzzing Clicky Mechanical "Crawling" Sound In The Dark Of Night For Next 3 Weeks

    Oh No Thank You 😨 Hears Buzzing Clicky Mechanical "Crawling" Sound In The Dark Of Night For Next 3 Weeks

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    #18

    I Finally Found A Chester! A Chester Of Dawers, None The Less

    I Finally Found A Chester! A Chester Of Dawers, None The Less

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    Owen also recommends including “a short but relevant title and description” and “noting any faults or damage to the item (honesty plays well with buyers)” in your listings. “And it's always worth consulting a dictionary to check that your ‘Crushed Velvet Cushions’ do not appear to buyers listed as ‘Crash Valvet Cousins,’” he added.

    #19

    Can't Go Wrong For A Fiver... Right?

    Can't Go Wrong For A Fiver... Right?

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    #21

    Soft Sculpture Pet Likeness

    Soft Sculpture Pet Likeness

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your cat came back to haunt you as Inspector Clouseau wearing a dress.

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    Finally Owen noted that if you’re a fan of Uninspiring Adverts, you might also want to check out their sister groups: Completely Untrue Celebrity Facts and Completely Untrue Wildlife Facts. And don’t hesitate to join Uninspiring Adverts to start posting all of the madness that you encounter on Facebook Marketplace, eBay and beyond!

    #22

    There's No Banana For Scale. *sad Face

    There's No Banana For Scale. *sad Face

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before i read, fridge magnet was no where close to what my guess for this was.

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    We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through all of these questionable and hilarious ads, pandas! Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and feel free to share in the comments below what the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever spotted being sold online was. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more silly ads from Bored Panda, we recommend reading this article next!

    #25

    Anyone Need A Dont Know Don't Know 2000?

    Anyone Need A Dont Know Don't Know 2000?

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to go to look at a house in Oldbury today (I really am) wonder if this beaut is still available, might up cycle it to a Santa sleg

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    #26

    Double Sided What Now?

    Double Sided What Now?

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    #27

    Why Waste Time Editing Photos?

    Why Waste Time Editing Photos?

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why waste time editing a photo when you can simply Kung fu the fu..out of it.

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    #28

    For All The Budding Bobby Crush Fans

    For All The Budding Bobby Crush Fans

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually cool looking, have it repaired but keep some of the plants and playing it in your backyard surrounded by nature would be amazing

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    #29

    Chanel Cheilonge? Anyone?

    Chanel Cheilonge? Anyone?

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    "He Won't Be Needing Them Where He's Going"

    "He Won't Be Needing Them Where He's Going"

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    #36

    Exactly What You Need For Storing Your Spell And Her Ingredients

    Exactly What You Need For Storing Your Spell And Her Ingredients

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    #38

    This Sounds Like A Terrible Competition Prize

    This Sounds Like A Terrible Competition Prize

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much more environmentally friendly than those single-use poo bags

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    #42

    Sleep Tight, Don’t Have Nightmares

    Sleep Tight, Don’t Have Nightmares

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    #43

    I’m Not Sure How She Feels About Being Called A French Style Unit. However Attractive

    I’m Not Sure How She Feels About Being Called A French Style Unit. However Attractive

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    #46

    Plastic Milkshake? She Doesn’t Have The Machine But It’s In Excellent Condition

    Plastic Milkshake? She Doesn’t Have The Machine But It’s In Excellent Condition

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    I Mean, If You're Using A Watermelon As A Helmet You're Probably Not The Brightest Spark In The First Place

    I Mean, If You're Using A Watermelon As A Helmet You're Probably Not The Brightest Spark In The First Place

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    #48

    Yeah, I Have To Wear A Lot Of Hats In My Job Too. I Hear You Bro

    Yeah, I Have To Wear A Lot Of Hats In My Job Too. I Hear You Bro

    Owen Dawson Report

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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww.. this will probably be us in 30 years with that eraser technology

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    #49

    If I Stick It On The Pavement In Front Of My House, Will I Never Have To Go To The Post Office Again?

    If I Stick It On The Pavement In Front Of My House, Will I Never Have To Go To The Post Office Again?

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    #50

    For Want Of An "E"

    For Want Of An "E"

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