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I personally don’t spend a lot of time browsing online marketplaces, as I’ll usually only check them out when I’m looking for a specific item. I might search for a gently used “Automatic Cat Feeder” or a “Full Length Vintage Mirror.” But as soon as I start scrolling through, I'm reminded that there are no limits when it comes to what people will try to sell online

We took a trip to the Uninspiring Adverts Facebook group, as well as their sister group Uninspiring Adverts Regenerated, and gathered some of their most entertaining posts below. Enjoy scrolling through these bizarre and hilarious listings, and keep reading to find a conversation with the creator of these groups, Owen Dawson!

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"These Could Sell For A Lot More" Yeah, Maybe If They Were Half Decent!

"These Could Sell For A Lot More" Yeah, Maybe If They Were Half Decent!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could do a flawless portrait of me, good luck trying to make me look any worse

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The Uninspiring Adverts Facebook group has been around for 6 years, but it’s still going strong. With over 45K members, including 20 new ones during the past week, this community is dedicated to “celebrating half hearted attempts to sell goods online.” Members are invited to send in uninspiring ads they spot, “so we can all marvel at the army of vendors out there who want to get rid of their stuff - but just can't be bothered.” From questionable items to hilarious titles on goods, there’s something for everyone in this group!

We’re big fans of Uninspiring Adverts here at Bored Panda, so it’s actually not the first time we’ve featured the group. And lucky for us, we were able to get in touch with the community’s creator, Owen Dawson, who was kind enough to share some background information about the group. 

#5

Hmmmm, I Don’t Think It Is

Hmmmm, I Don’t Think It Is

Sally Ann Saltmarsh Report

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#6

"Fighting People" By Cohen

"Fighting People" By Cohen

Mark Fehr Report

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Debby Ryan
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally I think giving everyone the middle finger is way funnier

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David
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They could be fighting. Or they might be giving you the bird. Or they might all be Satanists holding upside down crosses. But if Cohen gets $15 for that from you then it's probably the birds one. /j

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sdorph
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if they can sell a banana taped to a wall for $120,000.00 why not

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Dragons Exist
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why the sword's handle should always go a little past the hand, no one holds a sword by the very end

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BMXemplary
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're ain't people unless they got opposable thumbs, ya eejit!

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justanotherweirdo
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should we start the bidding at a dollar? Going once… going twice…. anybody?

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Pam
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This what becomes of everyone getting a trophy. They end up thinking every little thing they c**p out is a diamond!!!!!!!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The power of Christ compells you!" *pulls out two crosses* "No, the power of Christ compells YOU!"

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean it's not that far from Keith Haring, but he didn't dig violence

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First, we asked Owen if he had any updates on the group to share since we spoke to him last spring. “Membership has leveled off at just under 46,000. Considering I only started the group to amuse myself and a handful of friends, it still surprises me how popular it has become, and I love that it continues to entertain so many people,” the creator shared.

“There are quite a few similar groups out there now, many of them started by Uninspiring Adverts members, which I take as a compliment. Trends that have emerged recently include home made "artworks" and furniture (amazing how versatile people think pallets are), which are of the quality and craftsmanship you would expect,” he continued.

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Hmm, I Suppose This Is More Accurate Than A Banana Or Soup Can For Scale

Hmm, I Suppose This Is More Accurate Than A Banana Or Soup Can For Scale

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#8

Stop Laughing, Can't You See How "Curated" This Is?

Stop Laughing, Can't You See How "Curated" This Is?

Owen Dawson Report

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#9

Look Like They've Been Out In The Garden For A While

Look Like They've Been Out In The Garden For A While

Jane Oliver Report

Owen added that he’s noticed people seem to like monetizing their cats. “Cat paintings, cat clay models, cushions with their cat's face on them… So many cats,” he shared. “Of course, our old friend Chester Draws regularly pops up in our members' posts. We love Chester and his colleague ‘Nesta Tables.’” 

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#10

Legs Eleven!!!

Legs Eleven!!!

Sarah Walters Report

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would be the perfect table to display the lamp from "A Christmas Story!!"

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*temu Version

*temu Version

Owen Dawson Report

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Mom can we watch iron man in theaters?” “No we have iron man at home” Iron Man at home:

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#12

When The Weather Is Hot A Nice Dip Is Cool But I’m Not Sure I Want That Swimming Pool

When The Weather Is Hot A Nice Dip Is Cool But I’m Not Sure I Want That Swimming Pool

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We also asked Owen about any of his favorite posts that have popped up over the last year. “Way too many to narrow down,” he says. “We have a 'Post of the Week' competition where my trusty team of admins nominate their favorite ads of the previous seven days, and the top three are celebrated in a pinned post. There have been some really special ads that have featured in that!”

#14

This Will Not Only Amuse My Toddler As She Prepares For Bedtime, It Will Also Act As A Handy Night Light. Thanks, Marketplace!

This Will Not Only Amuse My Toddler As She Prepares For Bedtime, It Will Also Act As A Handy Night Light. Thanks, Marketplace!

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Help me Bobby. My batteries are running low. I need to eat your soul to recharge them.

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#15

I Thought It Was Dave But I Wasn’t Wearing My Glasse

I Thought It Was Dave But I Wasn’t Wearing My Glasse

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Next, the creator shared his best advice for anyone interested in trying to sell items online. “Sellers could use Uninspiring Adverts as a guide to how NOT to advertise their wares!” Owen says. “I suppose I'm more used to looking at awful ads, but if someone is serious about striking a good deal, a clear, sharp set of photos from all angles is key.”

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#17

Oh No Thank You 😨 Hears Buzzing Clicky Mechanical "Crawling" Sound In The Dark Of Night For Next 3 Weeks

Oh No Thank You 😨 Hears Buzzing Clicky Mechanical "Crawling" Sound In The Dark Of Night For Next 3 Weeks

Frankie Pauncevolt Hill Report

#18

I Finally Found A Chester! A Chester Of Dawers, None The Less

I Finally Found A Chester! A Chester Of Dawers, None The Less

Emily Bishop Report

Owen also recommends including “a short but relevant title and description” and “noting any faults or damage to the item (honesty plays well with buyers)” in your listings. “And it's always worth consulting a dictionary to check that your ‘Crushed Velvet Cushions’ do not appear to buyers listed as ‘Crash Valvet Cousins,’” he added.

#19

Can't Go Wrong For A Fiver... Right?

Can't Go Wrong For A Fiver... Right?

Stephen Christopher Brophy Report

#21

Soft Sculpture Pet Likeness

Soft Sculpture Pet Likeness

Abby Westwood Report

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your cat came back to haunt you as Inspector Clouseau wearing a dress.

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Finally Owen noted that if you’re a fan of Uninspiring Adverts, you might also want to check out their sister groups: Completely Untrue Celebrity Facts and Completely Untrue Wildlife Facts. And don’t hesitate to join Uninspiring Adverts to start posting all of the madness that you encounter on Facebook Marketplace, eBay and beyond!

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#22

There's No Banana For Scale. *sad Face

There's No Banana For Scale. *sad Face

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before i read, fridge magnet was no where close to what my guess for this was.

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We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through all of these questionable and hilarious ads, pandas! Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and feel free to share in the comments below what the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever spotted being sold online was. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more silly ads from Bored Panda, we recommend reading this article next!

#25

Anyone Need A Dont Know Don't Know 2000?

Anyone Need A Dont Know Don't Know 2000?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m going to go to look at a house in Oldbury today (I really am) wonder if this beaut is still available, might up cycle it to a Santa sleg

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#26

Double Sided What Now?

Double Sided What Now?

Ken Bostock Report

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#27

Why Waste Time Editing Photos?

Why Waste Time Editing Photos?

David Foord Report

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why waste time editing a photo when you can simply Kung fu the fu..out of it.

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#28

For All The Budding Bobby Crush Fans

For All The Budding Bobby Crush Fans

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is actually cool looking, have it repaired but keep some of the plants and playing it in your backyard surrounded by nature would be amazing

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#29

Chanel Cheilonge? Anyone?

Chanel Cheilonge? Anyone?

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#33

"He Won't Be Needing Them Where He's Going"

"He Won't Be Needing Them Where He's Going"

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#36

Exactly What You Need For Storing Your Spell And Her Ingredients

Exactly What You Need For Storing Your Spell And Her Ingredients

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#38

This Sounds Like A Terrible Competition Prize

This Sounds Like A Terrible Competition Prize

Jackie Holmes Report

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Much more environmentally friendly than those single-use poo bags

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#42

Sleep Tight, Don’t Have Nightmares

Sleep Tight, Don’t Have Nightmares

Charlie Bryer Report

#43

I’m Not Sure How She Feels About Being Called A French Style Unit. However Attractive

I’m Not Sure How She Feels About Being Called A French Style Unit. However Attractive

Agi Nagy Report

#46

Plastic Milkshake? She Doesn’t Have The Machine But It’s In Excellent Condition

Plastic Milkshake? She Doesn’t Have The Machine But It’s In Excellent Condition

Laura Darling Report

#47

I Mean, If You're Using A Watermelon As A Helmet You're Probably Not The Brightest Spark In The First Place

I Mean, If You're Using A Watermelon As A Helmet You're Probably Not The Brightest Spark In The First Place

Vikki Haines Report

#48

Yeah, I Have To Wear A Lot Of Hats In My Job Too. I Hear You Bro

Yeah, I Have To Wear A Lot Of Hats In My Job Too. I Hear You Bro

Owen Dawson Report

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww.. this will probably be us in 30 years with that eraser technology

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#49

If I Stick It On The Pavement In Front Of My House, Will I Never Have To Go To The Post Office Again?

If I Stick It On The Pavement In Front Of My House, Will I Never Have To Go To The Post Office Again?

Agi Nagy Report

#50

For Want Of An "E"

For Want Of An "E"

Zoe Francine Report

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