ADVERTISEMENT

I personally don’t spend a lot of time browsing online marketplaces, as I’ll usually only check them out when I’m looking for a specific item. I might search for a gently used “Automatic Cat Feeder” or a “Full Length Vintage Mirror.” But as soon as I start scrolling through, I'm reminded that there are no limits when it comes to what people will try to sell online

We took a trip to the Uninspiring Adverts Facebook group, as well as their sister group Uninspiring Adverts Regenerated, and gathered some of their most entertaining posts below. Enjoy scrolling through these bizarre and hilarious listings, and keep reading to find a conversation with the creator of these groups, Owen Dawson!

#2

"These Could Sell For A Lot More" Yeah, Maybe If They Were Half Decent!

"These Could Sell For A Lot More" Yeah, Maybe If They Were Half Decent!

Gavin Heaton Report

Add photo comments
POST
henrylong_1 avatar
phase
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could do a flawless portrait of me, good luck trying to make me look any worse

generally_happy avatar
similarly
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a phrase on the internet: Everybody's a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend it's life thinking it's a failure. Likewise, maybe everybody is beautiful, but if you judge a fish by looking at a bird, the fish might feel inadequate. We should try not to judge ourselves by mass media's extremely narrow view. "Beauty" is as much a part of who we are, and what we do, and how we think, and how we treat others as it is what we look like.

Load More Replies...
lindacowley avatar
Auntriarch
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they are rather good, as a caricature, I can tell they are meant to be that person. However I'm not certain there's a market for them, as most people expect to look better in a picture they've paid for. Maybe the artist should go into political cartoons.

dew avatar
DEW
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why you need to tell kids the truth when they are young.

jodiedaubenmire avatar
Jodie daubenmire
Community Member
1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And stop giving participation trophies..WooHoo, you win you were there!! NOT.. we have to tell kids the truth!! I am your biggest fan, you are a wonderful human..But please do your homework, because you will not get rich drawing.

Load More Replies...
david2074 avatar
David
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's like some mean girl plot. Pool their money to have one of these mutant drawings done of the girl they hate. Then make prints and post them all over the school. Maybe with some mean text added.

toothlessfeline avatar
Toothless Feline
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even close to good if intending to do realistic art. The artist should call the flaws intentional and label it as “surrealist” art. There’s people who will pay you ridiculous amounts of money for bad art if they believe it’s actually “avant-garde”.

jodiedaubenmire avatar
Jodie daubenmire
Community Member
1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bette Davis 15 years AFTER DEATH..and that horrible."Cash me outside", girl with late stage thyroid cancer.. Look up Dr Phil "cash me outside, you will agree.

Load More Replies...
shawnaburreson avatar
SleepSycho
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd pay to have my family portrait (without me) 😆 really captures features while adding horrible ones, funniest caricatures I peeped in awhile

chelseamckee avatar
Chelsea McKee
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO, I'd pay for this! I wouldn't pay $100-$150, but I'd totally pay for this.

rogierklop avatar
Roger9er
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can say what you want, but those drawings are really good. In a funny way.

cupimack88 avatar
Samsquatch & Monko
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh I’d pay for that and hang it on my bedroom door to freak guests out

memcg avatar
me McG
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the commenter of the headline were 1/2 decent they might have spent some effort in understanding not all art revolves around photo-realism and a personal perception of beauty. These portraits bring me joy.

paulfarrington-douglas avatar
PFD
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should call them revenge portraits and market them as a way to destroy your enemies

batphace avatar
BatPhace
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sad to say I live real close to Surprise, Az and this is not surprising

gumwatermelon93 avatar
A_rubber_duck
Community Member
2 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

leesa_deandrea avatar
Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Caricatures, yes! They should promote that they do caricatures. Because these are funny and also resemble the models.

jodiedaubenmire avatar
Jodie daubenmire
Community Member
1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why kids should not be AWARDED participation trophies..Some parent told their kid they were the greatest artist..KoKo the Gorilla was more talented.

carmen9369 avatar
Carmen Honacker
Community Member
1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA! I can't stop laughing. But whatever she/he is taking to be that confident to offer this c**p and sell it, I want it!

marythepoem avatar
Mary Peace
Community Member
1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if you really don't like the person you've got to get a gift for. . .

hobbit4420 avatar
Sue Phillips
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno, but don't these drawings resemble art done by someone famous? Also, considering how creepy the blond girl looks, anything would have been an improvement.

zeynepguven_1 avatar
Zeyno
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in all caricatures, there is an exaggeration, which is normal. If you want the exact same appearance, you should take a photo of yourself.

arthur_white_1 avatar
Arthur White
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Liven.. Liven… Ffs that bleeding auto doin me ed in… lovin-em x Jeez

bluekitty14 avatar
blue kitty 14
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bottom right one looks like something very obscene but i can't put my finger on it.

imjustjim avatar
Imjust jim
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me like 10 minutes to do the shading on your upper lip.

ccassady avatar
clairebear
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate these deliberately bad portraits. Who the hell buys them, you could do one yourself there is no skill involved.

anayacs26 avatar
ZuriLovesYou
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No thanks. I think I'd have better luck asking my 6 year old cousin.

joseph_mcj avatar
badmotorfinger
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that the "artist" is located in Surprise Arizona. Because when they turn the finished product around to show the result... SURPRISE!

vered_dar avatar
Vered Dar
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The woman on the bottom right has a thyroid problem she should look into.

duesvolent90 avatar
TheGoodBoi
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess I shouldn't comment on the accuracy, these are much better than what I could do...

area53-volatility avatar
BMXemplary
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

John Cleese on How “Stupid People Have No Idea How Stupid They Are” (Otherwise Known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect) https://www.openculture.com/2023/03/john-cleese-on-the-dunning-kruger-effect.html

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

The Uninspiring Adverts Facebook group has been around for 6 years, but it’s still going strong. With over 45K members, including 20 new ones during the past week, this community is dedicated to “celebrating half hearted attempts to sell goods online.” Members are invited to send in uninspiring ads they spot, “so we can all marvel at the army of vendors out there who want to get rid of their stuff - but just can't be bothered.” From questionable items to hilarious titles on goods, there’s something for everyone in this group!

We’re big fans of Uninspiring Adverts here at Bored Panda, so it’s actually not the first time we’ve featured the group. And lucky for us, we were able to get in touch with the community’s creator, Owen Dawson, who was kind enough to share some background information about the group. 

ADVERTISEMENT
#5

Hmmmm, I Don’t Think It Is

Hmmmm, I Don’t Think It Is

Sally Ann Saltmarsh Report

First, we asked Owen if he had any updates on the group to share since we spoke to him last spring. “Membership has leveled off at just under 46,000. Considering I only started the group to amuse myself and a handful of friends, it still surprises me how popular it has become, and I love that it continues to entertain so many people,” the creator shared.

“There are quite a few similar groups out there now, many of them started by Uninspiring Adverts members, which I take as a compliment. Trends that have emerged recently include home made "artworks" and furniture (amazing how versatile people think pallets are), which are of the quality and craftsmanship you would expect,” he continued.

ADVERTISEMENT
#7

Hmm, I Suppose This Is More Accurate Than A Banana Or Soup Can For Scale

Hmm, I Suppose This Is More Accurate Than A Banana Or Soup Can For Scale

Amber Jean Report

#8

Stop Laughing, Can't You See How "Curated" This Is?

Stop Laughing, Can't You See How "Curated" This Is?

Owen Dawson Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#9

Look Like They've Been Out In The Garden For A While

Look Like They've Been Out In The Garden For A While

Jane Oliver Report

Owen added that he’s noticed people seem to like monetizing their cats. “Cat paintings, cat clay models, cushions with their cat's face on them… So many cats,” he shared. “Of course, our old friend Chester Draws regularly pops up in our members' posts. We love Chester and his colleague ‘Nesta Tables.’” 

#10

Legs Eleven!!!

Legs Eleven!!!

Sarah Walters Report

Add photo comments
POST
mbaca11015 avatar
BossyHossy1
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would be the perfect table to display the lamp from "A Christmas Story!!"

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#11

*temu Version

*temu Version

Owen Dawson Report

Add photo comments
POST
annabellew avatar
Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Mom can we watch iron man in theaters?” “No we have iron man at home” Iron Man at home:

View more commentsArrow down menu
#12

When The Weather Is Hot A Nice Dip Is Cool But I’m Not Sure I Want That Swimming Pool

When The Weather Is Hot A Nice Dip Is Cool But I’m Not Sure I Want That Swimming Pool

Helen V Jones Report

ADVERTISEMENT

We also asked Owen about any of his favorite posts that have popped up over the last year. “Way too many to narrow down,” he says. “We have a 'Post of the Week' competition where my trusty team of admins nominate their favorite ads of the previous seven days, and the top three are celebrated in a pinned post. There have been some really special ads that have featured in that!”

#14

This Will Not Only Amuse My Toddler As She Prepares For Bedtime, It Will Also Act As A Handy Night Light. Thanks, Marketplace!

This Will Not Only Amuse My Toddler As She Prepares For Bedtime, It Will Also Act As A Handy Night Light. Thanks, Marketplace!

Owen Dawson Report

Add photo comments
POST
david2074 avatar
David
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Help me Bobby. My batteries are running low. I need to eat your soul to recharge them.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#15

I Thought It Was Dave But I Wasn’t Wearing My Glasse

I Thought It Was Dave But I Wasn’t Wearing My Glasse

Hayden Selwyn Report

Next, the creator shared his best advice for anyone interested in trying to sell items online. “Sellers could use Uninspiring Adverts as a guide to how NOT to advertise their wares!” Owen says. “I suppose I'm more used to looking at awful ads, but if someone is serious about striking a good deal, a clear, sharp set of photos from all angles is key.”

ADVERTISEMENT
#17

Oh No Thank You 😨 Hears Buzzing Clicky Mechanical "Crawling" Sound In The Dark Of Night For Next 3 Weeks

Oh No Thank You 😨 Hears Buzzing Clicky Mechanical "Crawling" Sound In The Dark Of Night For Next 3 Weeks

Frankie Pauncevolt Hill Report

#18

I Finally Found A Chester! A Chester Of Dawers, None The Less

I Finally Found A Chester! A Chester Of Dawers, None The Less

Emily Bishop Report

Owen also recommends including “a short but relevant title and description” and “noting any faults or damage to the item (honesty plays well with buyers)” in your listings. “And it's always worth consulting a dictionary to check that your ‘Crushed Velvet Cushions’ do not appear to buyers listed as ‘Crash Valvet Cousins,’” he added.

#19

Can't Go Wrong For A Fiver... Right?

Can't Go Wrong For A Fiver... Right?

Stephen Christopher Brophy Report

#21

Soft Sculpture Pet Likeness

Soft Sculpture Pet Likeness

Abby Westwood Report

Add photo comments
POST
lwolf1952 avatar
lwolf1952
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your cat came back to haunt you as Inspector Clouseau wearing a dress.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT

Finally Owen noted that if you’re a fan of Uninspiring Adverts, you might also want to check out their sister groups: Completely Untrue Celebrity Facts and Completely Untrue Wildlife Facts. And don’t hesitate to join Uninspiring Adverts to start posting all of the madness that you encounter on Facebook Marketplace, eBay and beyond!

#22

There's No Banana For Scale. *sad Face

There's No Banana For Scale. *sad Face

Lara Baker Report

Add photo comments
POST
thelavendermyst avatar
Lavender Myst
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before i read, fridge magnet was no where close to what my guess for this was.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through all of these questionable and hilarious ads, pandas! Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and feel free to share in the comments below what the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever spotted being sold online was. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more silly ads from Bored Panda, we recommend reading this article next!

#25

Anyone Need A Dont Know Don't Know 2000?

Anyone Need A Dont Know Don't Know 2000?

Juliet Knight Report

Add photo comments
POST
penstubbs avatar
Apachebathmat
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m going to go to look at a house in Oldbury today (I really am) wonder if this beaut is still available, might up cycle it to a Santa sleg

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#26

Double Sided What Now?

Double Sided What Now?

Ken Bostock Report

#27

Why Waste Time Editing Photos?

Why Waste Time Editing Photos?

David Foord Report

Add photo comments
POST
area53-volatility avatar
BMXemplary
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why waste time editing a photo when you can simply Kung fu the fu..out of it.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#28

For All The Budding Bobby Crush Fans

For All The Budding Bobby Crush Fans

Deborah Berriman Report

Add photo comments
POST
henrylong_1 avatar
phase
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is actually cool looking, have it repaired but keep some of the plants and playing it in your backyard surrounded by nature would be amazing

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#29

Chanel Cheilonge? Anyone?

Chanel Cheilonge? Anyone?

Alice Rose Report

#33

"He Won't Be Needing Them Where He's Going"

"He Won't Be Needing Them Where He's Going"

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#36

Exactly What You Need For Storing Your Spell And Her Ingredients

Exactly What You Need For Storing Your Spell And Her Ingredients

Amber Jean Report

#38

This Sounds Like A Terrible Competition Prize

This Sounds Like A Terrible Competition Prize

Jackie Holmes Report

Add photo comments
POST
paulfarrington-douglas avatar
PFD
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Much more environmentally friendly than those single-use poo bags

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#42

Sleep Tight, Don’t Have Nightmares

Sleep Tight, Don’t Have Nightmares

Charlie Bryer Report

#43

I’m Not Sure How She Feels About Being Called A French Style Unit. However Attractive

I’m Not Sure How She Feels About Being Called A French Style Unit. However Attractive

Agi Nagy Report

#46

Plastic Milkshake? She Doesn’t Have The Machine But It’s In Excellent Condition

Plastic Milkshake? She Doesn’t Have The Machine But It’s In Excellent Condition

Laura Darling Report

#47

I Mean, If You're Using A Watermelon As A Helmet You're Probably Not The Brightest Spark In The First Place

I Mean, If You're Using A Watermelon As A Helmet You're Probably Not The Brightest Spark In The First Place

Vikki Haines Report

#48

Yeah, I Have To Wear A Lot Of Hats In My Job Too. I Hear You Bro

Yeah, I Have To Wear A Lot Of Hats In My Job Too. I Hear You Bro

Owen Dawson Report

Add photo comments
POST
saralarca_2 avatar
sk23
Community Member
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww.. this will probably be us in 30 years with that eraser technology

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#49

If I Stick It On The Pavement In Front Of My House, Will I Never Have To Go To The Post Office Again?

If I Stick It On The Pavement In Front Of My House, Will I Never Have To Go To The Post Office Again?

Agi Nagy Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#50

For Want Of An "E"

For Want Of An "E"

Zoe Francine Report

Note: this post originally had 76 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.