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Each year, the list of baby names gets more eccentric, with contributions such as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these weird baby names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.
It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already quite a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. 
And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list of unfortunate names
Scroll down and check out the list of people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn’t like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!

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Sam Sung

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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Funny Kahoot Names

Passports or identity cards aren’t the only places where such funny names can be found — they also breed in various channels, group chats, apps, etc. Sometimes, they are just fun coincidences, but people often choose these hilarious nicknames for fun and entertainment.

Which is, if you were to ask us, a way better outcome than having an unfortunate name assigned to you at birth. 

So, Kahoot, a game-based learning platform, is also an excellent breeding ground for various funny names. And if you’re looking for one to adopt for yourself, we have some excellent examples of funny Kahoot names: 


  1. Freda Kids
  2. I’m w/ Idiot →
  3. Cris P. Bacon
  4. Hugh Mungus
  5. Updog
  6. Loading…
  7. Nothing Wrong
  8. Ok Boomer
  9. Join Code
  10. Juan Direction

Funny Team Names

Of course, virtual reality isn’t the only place where you might want or need to come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if that was what you were looking for, we have some funny team name examples in here, too:

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  • The Underachievers
  • Low Expectations
  • Bottom of the Barrel
  • The Weakest Links
  • Something Inoffensive
  • Illusion of Greatness
  • Your Worst Nightmare
  • Shock Cavalry
  • Heart Warmers
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Chris P. Bacon

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Funny Group Names


Back to virtual reality here! We all have at least one of those group chats that we love to participate in. Be it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with these funny group names that’ll lead you to the right path of thinking: 


  1. XOXO, Gossip Girl
  2. Girls, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals
  3. Name A More Iconic Duo/Trio
  4. We Who Shall Not Be Named
  5. Future Presidents
  6. The Limit Does Not Exist
  7. I Love You All But…
  8. We Share Genes
  9. Not Fast, Just Furious
  10. Walkie Talkies
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Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard

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Paul Twocock

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Funny Names For Friends

Lastly, sometimes you feel an urge to have a special kind of name for a friend of yours. Be it because they are so special to you or because the two of yous love to have a secret code, funny names for friends are always a thrill to come up with and use. Here are a few examples of unique names that we like quite a lot: 

  • Chuckles
  • Firecracker
  • Amigo
  • Rambo
  • Sherlock
  • Weirdo
  • Hot Stuff
  • Ride or Die
  • Twin
  • Golden Oldie

However, if none of our suggestions cut the cake, you can always choose one of the funny names from this here list!

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Mike Litoris

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Moe Lester

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Batman Bin Suparman

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Lord Brain

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Tabitha Trevino
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh the cartoon series Pinky and the brain brain has moved up in the world

Federico Han
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am seriously gonna throw up if i had that name, cuz that's just too embarrassing.🤢🤮🤮

Aesthetic club
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least we know why Lord Brain wrote a book about Neurology 🤣

James Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was indeed a W. Russell Brain, who was a Baron and a neurologist who wrote such a book, published by Oxford Press... but I would like to think that Oxford would at least print the name in white for consistency. Also, the cover of the 1964 edition just has "Brain" on it for the author's name (not all upper case).

David Kim
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Clinical Neurology part makes it even funnier. Living up to his name, isn't he?

David Kim
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that he's a neurologist is even funnier. Hello, Dr. Brain.

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Emma Pham
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

really cool supervillan name but would not trust w/ serious head injury

Emma Pham
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sounds like a really cool supervillan but i wouldn't trust him with a serious head injury

Dat Nguyen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that smart kid in school who has glasses, buck teeth and a pocket protector for his pens probably wrote this

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Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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Kash Register

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Gay Neighbors

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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Chew Kok Long

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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Crystal Methven

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MacDonald-Berger

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Jack Daniels

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Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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Wiener And Beaver

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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Dick Seeman

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B. J. Cobbledick

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Dick Chapion

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Fire Bird
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

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Hardy-Harr

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Dr. Pornsak

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Jed I Knight

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

parent are so stupid these day. they didn't realise what they do... i know a kid who names is james, but they wrote it Jaymz

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Jack Goff

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Look, there's Jack Goff in the garden". – "Dude, it is 'jacking', but I cannot see anyone doing that."

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Hashtag Follow

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am happy that I live I a country where names must be approved by the authorities. Despite the reduction in freedom that might imply.

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Deja Viau

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Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong

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Destinee Hooker

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Admittedly, it can be questioned whether destiny is a proper first name...destinee surely isn't.

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Jurassic Park

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Chubby Cox

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Speed Weed

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Cookie Facey

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Khumalo Tiny Dick

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Long - Wiwi

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Uranius Johnson

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Pi...
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to love the name Uranus... but after I learned how it actually sounds, I've never been able to see it the same way again. :(

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Harry Hole

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Candy Cummings

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Judy Graham Swallows

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Crystal Coker

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Barry Shitpeas

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Sarah Hampson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a character on a British comedy programme by Charlie Brooker

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Oliver Loser

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Capt. Hyman Shocker

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Yolanda Squatpump

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Steve Sharts

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B. Ruth Boring

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Aiden Kleier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she doesn't look too boring to me. I mean she's on the newspaper for gods sake!

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Sally Mangina

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Dr. Jack Kanoff

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KALEB HESS
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This website is so depressing. We come here to waste our time but for some reason we can't even stay on the website for more than 5 minutes without cursing some idiot parent.

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Jolly Mangina

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Annabelle Starnes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if Sally Mangina ( #145) And Jolly Mangina are related or married by any chance?

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Mister Rambo Campos Diaz

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Dr. Ken Hurt

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Jackson Galaxy

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Pi...
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love his channel! Some of his tips helped me understand cats better!

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Tatiana Vagina

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Dick Pound

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Ginny Fuchs

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The disadvantage of having a German last name in an English speaking country

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Brownie Shytles

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Dr. Thomas Fister

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Peter Ubersechs

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Takeshita

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Willie D'Kay
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Japanese. It's not pronounced how you think it is. It's also a very, very common family name here.

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#172

Airwrecka Mcbride

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Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh

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James Cokayne

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Anurag Dikshit

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Dentist Glenn Payne

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Griselle Lugo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not visit any doctor with this last name...even less a dentist! LOL!!

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Bob Stoops

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