Each year, the list of baby names gets more eccentric, with contributions such as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these weird baby names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.
It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already quite a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail.
And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list of unfortunate names.
Scroll down and check out the list of people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn’t like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!
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Sam Sung
Mr. Perv
This man was my math teacher and he is the sole reason I stopped hating math. He made class fun and intetetsting, and was very helpful. But he was also strict, he had very high standards and expected us to always be respectful and work hard and try our best. In return he treated us like young adults and respected us in the same way we respected him. This particular year there was a screw up by the yearbook printer which had many, many typos and syntactical errors, so not to burst anyone's bubble but his name is ACTUALLY Mr. Parvu... and he was too great of a teacher, and man to not let at least a few people on the internet know better.
Well done. Very well done. His name was Parvu and was an excellent teacher, and victim of a most undesirable typo. Thank you for shedding LIGHT on this story.
Load More Replies...i know! poor kids stupid parents for thinking of them, like imagining having a name like sett or willie f**k those parents
Really? That's good to know. I was hoping this was a typo and the guy didn't have a last name like that.
I dont give a damn about what anyone looks like, but you people need to treat this guy right! He is a teacher for god's sake! Also, he is a god damn human being! Not a court jester so yall can look at his picture, and sit here and laugh and make fun of him, it ain't right!
Wow drink a tall boy and take a BP med before you stroke out. The photo is clearly 20+ years old I doubt he is still teaching and is more likely retired or RIP.
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him and mrs. rape would go very well together😭 would not want to be the favorite student, especially if i were a girl
Come on, there is no way that man would knowingly take a photo looking like that with his name.
the fact that he is around children makes it all the more concerning.
2 kids look like they were from my class and iits the bottom one next to the right side and middle next to right but i was not in this class
he look like a perv, wonder what he did to those kids when he closed the door...
wow i am so glad he was not my teacher. what would he be teaching?
'People now it's how I roll, and when you come into my class you get a tootsie roll'
Hes here hes there hes everywhere you gotta watch out hes right behind you!
hey are you guys paying attention to ms or mrs Helen Price? She said his name was actually Mr. Parvu and the yearbook printer f****d up and got his name wrong so don't judge before you post!
stfu u teachers pet. did Mr. Perv tell u to say that?
Load More Replies...He changed his name after this yearbook was made, not printer error. But he is not a bad guy.
Oh my lord my class would be getting detention galor because we wouldn’t stop laughing at the name
I would not want to keep that name if I worked with children...or was a gynecologist.
There were a bunch of typos and errors in this yearbook. His name isn't even "Mr. Perv" it's actually "Mr. Parvu".
Funny Kahoot Names
Passports or identity cards aren’t the only places where such funny names can be found — they also breed in various channels, group chats, apps, etc. Sometimes, they are just fun coincidences, but people often choose these hilarious nicknames for fun and entertainment.
Which is, if you were to ask us, a way better outcome than having an unfortunate name assigned to you at birth.
So, Kahoot, a game-based learning platform, is also an excellent breeding ground for various funny names. And if you’re looking for one to adopt for yourself, we have some excellent examples of funny Kahoot names:
- Freda Kids
- I’m w/ Idiot →
- Cris P. Bacon
- Hugh Mungus
- Updog
- Loading…
- Nothing Wrong
- Ok Boomer
- Join Code
- Juan Direction
Saad Maan
P. Ennis
Funny Team Names
Of course, virtual reality isn’t the only place where you might want or need to come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if that was what you were looking for, we have some funny team name examples in here, too:
- Placeholder Team Name
- The Underachievers
- Low Expectations
- Bottom of the Barrel
- The Weakest Links
- Something Inoffensive
- Illusion of Greatness
- Your Worst Nightmare
- Shock Cavalry
- Heart Warmers
Chris P. Bacon
Hitler Mussolini
Funny Group Names
Back to virtual reality here! We all have at least one of those group chats that we love to participate in. Be it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with these funny group names that’ll lead you to the right path of thinking:
- XOXO, Gossip Girl
- Girls, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals
- Name A More Iconic Duo/Trio
- We Who Shall Not Be Named
- Future Presidents
- The Limit Does Not Exist
- I Love You All But…
- We Share Genes
- Not Fast, Just Furious
- Walkie Talkies
Dick Long
I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard
Paul Twocock
Funny Names For Friends
Lastly, sometimes you feel an urge to have a special kind of name for a friend of yours. Be it because they are so special to you or because the two of yous love to have a secret code, funny names for friends are always a thrill to come up with and use. Here are a few examples of unique names that we like quite a lot:
- Chuckles
- Firecracker
- Amigo
- Rambo
- Sherlock
- Weirdo
- Hot Stuff
- Ride or Die
- Twin
- Golden Oldie
However, if none of our suggestions cut the cake, you can always choose one of the funny names from this here list!
Mike Litoris
Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt
Punny Professional Names 💼🏥
- Dr. Payne (Doctor)
- Barb Dwyer (Lawyer)
- Bill Board (Marketing Expert)
- Al Beback (Security Guard)
- Crystal Clear (Optometrist)
- Holly Wood (Actress)
- Neil Down (Therapist)
- Anita Job (Career Coach)
- Lois Price (Budget Analyst)
- Moe Lester (Detective)
Cooking With Poo
Moe Lester
Major Dickie Head
Dr. Faartz
Batman Bin Suparman
Jesus Condom
Lord Brain
Mrs. Rape
F. You
Dr. Shit Fun Chew
Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!
Kash Register
Donald Duck
Gay Neighbors
Dick Black
Chew Kok Long
Crystal Methven
Robert Fagot
Dr. B. J. Hardick
Dick Raper
Lieutenant Les Mcburney
Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
Animal-Inspired Funny Names 🐶🐸
- Cat Tastic
- Wolfe Howlson
- Bear Lee Awake
- Goose Chase
- Otter Nonsense
- Deerly Beloved
- Harry Pigeon
- Ella Phant
- Ray Coon (Raccoon)
- Doug Fish
Judge Willie Stroker
MacDonald-Berger
Lord Vol Demort
Jack Daniels
Christian Guy
Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!
Tokyo Sexwale
Dick Swett
Ana L.
Crystal Metheny
Mister Love
Krystal Ball
Dick Assman
Dick Smalley
Dick Kock
Dick Paradise
Wiener And Beaver
Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens
General Arse Biscuites
Dick Power
Flavour Balls
Dick Seeman
Gay Saylor
B. J. Cobbledick
Dick Chapion
Dick Tips
Sirius Bonner
Mahboobeh
B. J. Worthy
Mr. Butt
Hardy-Harr
Dr. Pornsak
Jed I Knight
Gaylord Silly
Anass Rhammar
Beautiful Existence
Jack Goff
Dixie Normous
Ben Dover
Hashtag Follow
Dr. Joelle Rollo-Koster
Man Fuk
Deja Viau
Tahra Dactyl
Mr. Sackrider
Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong
Dick Burger
Yoshie Takeshita
Sukhdeep
Peanisbreath
Destinee Hooker
Jurassic Park
Dick Trickle
Lancelot Supersad
Rowdy Negro
Chubby Cox
hello........... I'm going this way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Speed Weed
Chef Phuc Dat Bich
Bud Light
Phat Ho
Cherries Waffles Tennis
Dick Colon
Sparkle Titsworth
Oral
Dr. Will Tickel
Bear Trapp
Chew Kok
Cookie Facey
Charity Beaver
Long Wang
Vanessa Tobaccojuice
Kim Kashkashian
Khumalo Tiny Dick
Christopher Robin
Holden Butts
Long - Wiwi
Boring
Uranius Johnson
Peter Bonerz
Dick Felt
Dick Thrasher
Brock Lee
Dyl Pickle
Janelle Lawless
Jazz Singsanong
Harry Hole
<3 this is not how i imagined Harry Hole :D (only for Jo Nesbø fans :D
Candy Cummings
Judy Graham Swallows
Lesbia
Crystal Coker
Barry Shitpeas
This is a character on a British comedy programme by Charlie Brooker
Oliver Loser
Well... It's german. So it's not pronounced as the english loser.
Justin Sider
Dick Shiner
Capt. Hyman Shocker
Gay Lemons
Tuch And Anas
Rick Roll
Yolanda Squatpump
Steve Sharts
imagine if someone farted in class and as a joke they said, "Steve Sharted!"
Dong Dong
Dick Funk
Diana Dbag
Dick Pole
Mary Semen
Goldie Lock
Aj Kant
Dick Hunter
B. Ruth Boring
she doesn't look too boring to me. I mean she's on the newspaper for gods sake!
Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck
Outhouse
Dick Shoemaker
Sheila Butt
Sally Mangina
Is it horrible my mind automatically read that as Salty instead of Sally?
Dumas And McPhail
Dr. Jack Kanoff
This website is so depressing. We come here to waste our time but for some reason we can't even stay on the website for more than 5 minutes without cursing some idiot parent.
Wendy Wacko
Food-Inspired Funny Names 🍔🥑
- Sal Monella
- Pear Annormal
- Al Dente Pasta
- Curry Ketchupson
- Ben Aneggs
- Olive Yew
- Mac Roni
- Cole Slawson
- Berry McCheese
- Anita Sandwich
Tiny Kox
Jolly Mangina
I wonder if Sally Mangina ( #145) And Jolly Mangina are related or married by any chance?
Mister Rambo Campos Diaz
Quindarious Gooch
Rick Titball
Bill Buttram
Adolph Gasser
Jock Stirrup
Dr. Ken Hurt
Argelico Fucks
Butt Mohammad
Jackson Galaxy
Tatiana Vagina
Markus Fucker
Dick Pound
Ken Raper
Ginny Fuchs
Woodie Held
Brownie Shytles
Dr. Thomas Fister
Wang Liqin
Peter Ubersechs
Takeshita
It's Japanese. It's not pronounced how you think it is. It's also a very, very common family name here.
Dewanna Bonner
Airwrecka Mcbride
Oh man... Erica... spelled the longest possible way... Hooked on Phonics worked for her!
Dean Windass
Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh
Guy Nutter
Jean Bastard-Rosset
Dr. Paul Harms
Tilt Helimets
Johnny Dickshot
E. R. Badcock
Dick Cooke
James Cokayne
Heath Cockburn
Anurag Dikshit
Prof. Dr. Stef Craps
Shawn Dickensheets
Michael Butman
Mr. Dick Dong Wang
Lieutenant Chance Sweat
Dorcas
Dentist Glenn Payne
I would not visit any doctor with this last name...even less a dentist! LOL!!
Poo
Dean Denis J. Dean
Ricky Van Wolfswinker
Bob Stoops
Rick Hole
Rudi Schits
Wow, I really have to say that I laughed hard several times, and I enjoyed commenting much, too. :)
Load More Replies...We ain't making fun...we just pointing out the obvious...here's a modern commercial name "dong fang"...it's a international shipping company
When I worked as a vet tech, this guy brought in his kitten "Pickle" for his first routine visit and vaccinations. As I was doing the blood work (we label all animals by first and last name for obvious reasons), and I noticed the kitten's last name was "D**k." He named his kitten "Pickle D**k" -_-
The moment you wanna register your name but the computer tells you not to use bad words and asks you politely to choose a different name.
With some of these names I'd change my name the day after my 18th birthday
Most of these aren't "unfortunate," but instead set up. When a reporter asks your name, you can say anything. They don't check your I.D. Also, when I was yearbook editor in high school, so many people tried to pass joke names. We caught most of them, but a few still got through.
My wife was very ill one night and we called a doctor... Je signed the documents with Jacques Ouzy....
You really can't do anything about last names or names that sound bad in another language, but some of these people had a*****e parents who obviously gave them ridiculous names on purpose.
It was great! I sounded all the names out to my sister and also,I say I enjoy everything!:D
Lol,almost ALL the names were funny and also i saw someone on facebook named d**k.
Most of the names had me quielty laughing, since i'm in a class right now.
My mum knows a lady named Gay Love. She goes by her middle name, but her legal name is Gay Love.
I knew a mother who named her son "Peter Richard"...the family name? Head
If i get the opportunity i'll name my kids something weird like this😂
I don't get why ppl didn't think the names out better... I could not do that to someone lol
I wonder how many of those names are self-fulfilling prophecies, and whether theyr parents feel bad about it at all ;)
lol theyr... I wonder if this is worse than they're in this case ;P
Load More Replies...As I said in another comment, there was a kid in one of my classes named Sukhman.
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I must apologise for making comments about these people's names. I have now gone into hiding and shall remain there.
At one time I had a female gynecologist named Dr Pieper. Pronounced Peeper.
My mom's name was Icy (deceased 2012). We live in Alaska, when I was a kid and got lost at the State Fair they refused to believe me that her name was Icy Bornschein (last name pronounced Bornshine)
Im impressed that D**k Harrison isnt in there neither Mike Ockinhales XD
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These are fun. Here are some you can add: D**k Butkis (my fav) Cubs Fukudome, Illinois pediatrist Dr. Sorto, Candy Cane, Peter Orel, Hardik Bhut...
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What about the Asian immigrant to USA... You F**k. https://www.familysearch.org/search/record/results?givenname=you&surname=F**k&count=20 He was born in China in 1852 and moved to California.
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add more it was funny but where is kimyousuck cuz he is amazing And you suck so you added Diane and Dee bag but where is Kim Yoo Suk with Kim Yoo Suk is the best so why can't you see that just add him on you piece of s**t bich suck a c**k
I used to work with a Royal Marines & there was a Captain Chicken, Sergeant Sargent and also a Major Noise
When I was in middle school, I knew this kid named Richard that was known as D**k. When his mom remarried, his stepdad adopted him and we had to start calling him Rick because he refused to be known as D**k Butts.
When I was in middle school, there was a boy in my class named Richard that we called D**k. His mother remarried and his stepdad adopted him so he changed his last name. We had to start calling him Rick because he refused to be known as D**k Butts.
there is a name in lehighton pa. his name is Eaton Kuntz.... i s**t you not !
I had a middle school teacher (also the school's choir director) named Gaylord Fagerland. Also went to school with Mike Hunt, who insisted on being called Micheal or by his nickname "Hunter"
After an Asiana flight skidded off the runway at SFO a few years back, a TV producer and some of the staff were fired for reporting that the pilots' names were things like "Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo." I would bet the rent money that the bulk of these are photoshopped and NOT real.
Like this is funny and all, but you could easily have shortened it down to 20 pages of the funniest ones instead of having a bunch which weren't that funny mixed in. At some point you just got to thinking "This isn't funny anymore. They've made like the same d**k joke 10 times now."
Driving down a country road, I spotted a mail box with the name Harry Ferry-- I almost put the car in the ditch!
What's funny about Dorcas? Old Biblical name. Or Bob Stoops? Must have been written by a longhorn. Puke.
I could not stop laughing!! I'm saving this for a family gathering so we can all laugh together!!
Wow, I really have to say that I laughed hard several times, and I enjoyed commenting much, too. :)
Load More Replies...We ain't making fun...we just pointing out the obvious...here's a modern commercial name "dong fang"...it's a international shipping company
When I worked as a vet tech, this guy brought in his kitten "Pickle" for his first routine visit and vaccinations. As I was doing the blood work (we label all animals by first and last name for obvious reasons), and I noticed the kitten's last name was "D**k." He named his kitten "Pickle D**k" -_-
The moment you wanna register your name but the computer tells you not to use bad words and asks you politely to choose a different name.
With some of these names I'd change my name the day after my 18th birthday
Most of these aren't "unfortunate," but instead set up. When a reporter asks your name, you can say anything. They don't check your I.D. Also, when I was yearbook editor in high school, so many people tried to pass joke names. We caught most of them, but a few still got through.
My wife was very ill one night and we called a doctor... Je signed the documents with Jacques Ouzy....
You really can't do anything about last names or names that sound bad in another language, but some of these people had a*****e parents who obviously gave them ridiculous names on purpose.
It was great! I sounded all the names out to my sister and also,I say I enjoy everything!:D
Lol,almost ALL the names were funny and also i saw someone on facebook named d**k.
Most of the names had me quielty laughing, since i'm in a class right now.
My mum knows a lady named Gay Love. She goes by her middle name, but her legal name is Gay Love.
I knew a mother who named her son "Peter Richard"...the family name? Head
If i get the opportunity i'll name my kids something weird like this😂
I don't get why ppl didn't think the names out better... I could not do that to someone lol
I wonder how many of those names are self-fulfilling prophecies, and whether theyr parents feel bad about it at all ;)
lol theyr... I wonder if this is worse than they're in this case ;P
Load More Replies...As I said in another comment, there was a kid in one of my classes named Sukhman.
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At one time I had a female gynecologist named Dr Pieper. Pronounced Peeper.
My mom's name was Icy (deceased 2012). We live in Alaska, when I was a kid and got lost at the State Fair they refused to believe me that her name was Icy Bornschein (last name pronounced Bornshine)
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Straipsnis gal ir senas, bet daug dėmesio sulaukė. Faina matyt lietuvaitę autorę. You go girl
What about the Asian immigrant to USA... You F**k. https://www.familysearch.org/search/record/results?givenname=you&surname=F**k&count=20 He was born in China in 1852 and moved to California.
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I used to work with a Royal Marines & there was a Captain Chicken, Sergeant Sargent and also a Major Noise
When I was in middle school, I knew this kid named Richard that was known as D**k. When his mom remarried, his stepdad adopted him and we had to start calling him Rick because he refused to be known as D**k Butts.
When I was in middle school, there was a boy in my class named Richard that we called D**k. His mother remarried and his stepdad adopted him so he changed his last name. We had to start calling him Rick because he refused to be known as D**k Butts.
there is a name in lehighton pa. his name is Eaton Kuntz.... i s**t you not !
I had a middle school teacher (also the school's choir director) named Gaylord Fagerland. Also went to school with Mike Hunt, who insisted on being called Micheal or by his nickname "Hunter"
After an Asiana flight skidded off the runway at SFO a few years back, a TV producer and some of the staff were fired for reporting that the pilots' names were things like "Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo." I would bet the rent money that the bulk of these are photoshopped and NOT real.
Like this is funny and all, but you could easily have shortened it down to 20 pages of the funniest ones instead of having a bunch which weren't that funny mixed in. At some point you just got to thinking "This isn't funny anymore. They've made like the same d**k joke 10 times now."
Driving down a country road, I spotted a mail box with the name Harry Ferry-- I almost put the car in the ditch!
What's funny about Dorcas? Old Biblical name. Or Bob Stoops? Must have been written by a longhorn. Puke.
I could not stop laughing!! I'm saving this for a family gathering so we can all laugh together!!