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Each year, the list of baby names gets more eccentric, with contributions such as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these weird baby names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.
It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already quite a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. 
And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list of unfortunate names
Scroll down and check out the list of people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn’t like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!

#1

Sam Sung

Apple business card with a funny name, showcasing "Sam Sung" as a specialist at Pacific Centre, Vancouver.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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Mr. Perv

Yearbook page titled "Mr. Perv's Fifth Grade," featuring a teacher and students, highlighting a funny name.

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Helen Price
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man was my math teacher and he is the sole reason I stopped hating math. He made class fun and intetetsting, and was very helpful. But he was also strict, he had very high standards and expected us to always be respectful and work hard and try our best. In return he treated us like young adults and respected us in the same way we respected him. This particular year there was a screw up by the yearbook printer which had many, many typos and syntactical errors, so not to burst anyone's bubble but his name is ACTUALLY Mr. Parvu... and he was too great of a teacher, and man to not let at least a few people on the internet know better.

Jolly Bot
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well done. Very well done. His name was Parvu and was an excellent teacher, and victim of a most undesirable typo. Thank you for shedding LIGHT on this story.

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SSSniperWolfOnyx _____
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont give a damn about what anyone looks like, but you people need to treat this guy right! He is a teacher for god's sake! Also, he is a god damn human being! Not a court jester so yall can look at his picture, and sit here and laugh and make fun of him, it ain't right!

Jason Waggoner
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow drink a tall boy and take a BP med before you stroke out. The photo is clearly 20+ years old I doubt he is still teaching and is more likely retired or RIP.

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E Menendez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't help he is wearing a sweatshirt in his picture. Instead of looking professional, he looks like he could be some dude in a van.

La
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pay teachers more so he can buy a suit so he'll live up to your expectations.

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TheFunnyKat “flxralpeach”
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

him and mrs. rape would go very well together😭 would not want to be the favorite student, especially if i were a girl

Ben Rice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks like he keeps all of the girls in his class after school takes their shoes and socks and licks the bottom of their feet.

Ben Rice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks like he keeps all of the girls in his class after school takes their shoes and socks off and licks the bottoms of their feet.

ClassifiedRanTom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on, there is no way that man would knowingly take a photo looking like that with his name.

collin teachout
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the fact that he is around children makes it all the more concerning.

Liv
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

„Hey sweetie! Who’s your new teacher this year?”. „Oh it’s just Mr. Perv”

my name isnt needed
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 kids look like they were from my class and iits the bottom one next to the right side and middle next to right but i was not in this class

Lydia Updike
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he look like a perv, wonder what he did to those kids when he closed the door...

Cale Bast
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they didnt name their kid mr. like was this made by 5 year olds

Dave Fabris
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FYI...l'm pretty sure he's changed his name to Peter File.

Kyle Miller
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't want to get on his bad side he'll keep a close eye on you

Showboat Productions
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'People now it's how I roll, and when you come into my class you get a tootsie roll'

Samuel Fuller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hes here hes there hes everywhere you gotta watch out hes right behind you!

MOBIUS
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey his name was f****d up by the year book printer and his name is Mr. Parvu so don't post your comment until you read Helen Price's comment about him!

MOBIUS
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey are you guys paying attention to ms or mrs Helen Price? She said his name was actually Mr. Parvu and the yearbook printer f****d up and got his name wrong so don't judge before you post!

Dat Nguyen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THAT FACE DOE. I'M HONESTLY AFRAID WHAT HAPPENS IF HE FINDS MY SISTER

Zayden Buford
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my lord my class would be getting detention galor because we wouldn’t stop laughing at the name

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Lauren Mitchell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not want to keep that name if I worked with children...or was a gynecologist.

Helen Price
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There were a bunch of typos and errors in this yearbook. His name isn't even "Mr. Perv" it's actually "Mr. Parvu".

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Funny Kahoot Names

Passports or identity cards aren’t the only places where such funny names can be found — they also breed in various channels, group chats, apps, etc. Sometimes, they are just fun coincidences, but people often choose these hilarious nicknames for fun and entertainment.

Which is, if you were to ask us, a way better outcome than having an unfortunate name assigned to you at birth. 

So, Kahoot, a game-based learning platform, is also an excellent breeding ground for various funny names. And if you’re looking for one to adopt for yourself, we have some excellent examples of funny Kahoot names: 


  1. Freda Kids
  2. I’m w/ Idiot →
  3. Cris P. Bacon
  4. Hugh Mungus
  5. Updog
  6. Loading…
  7. Nothing Wrong
  8. Ok Boomer
  9. Join Code
  10. Juan Direction

Funny Team Names

Of course, virtual reality isn’t the only place where you might want or need to come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if that was what you were looking for, we have some funny team name examples in here, too:

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  • Placeholder Team Name
  • The Underachievers
  • Low Expectations
  • Bottom of the Barrel
  • The Weakest Links
  • Something Inoffensive
  • Illusion of Greatness
  • Your Worst Nightmare
  • Shock Cavalry
  • Heart Warmers
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Chris P. Bacon

Movie credits featuring the funny name "Chris P. Bacon" circled in red.

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Funny Group Names


Back to virtual reality here! We all have at least one of those group chats that we love to participate in. Be it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with these funny group names that’ll lead you to the right path of thinking: 


  1. XOXO, Gossip Girl
  2. Girls, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals
  3. Name A More Iconic Duo/Trio
  4. We Who Shall Not Be Named
  5. Future Presidents
  6. The Limit Does Not Exist
  7. I Love You All But…
  8. We Share Genes
  9. Not Fast, Just Furious
  10. Walkie Talkies
#7

Dick Long

A yearbook photo with a humorous name: "Dick Long".

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Man with funny name on TV, representing a gay rights charity.

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Funny Names For Friends

Lastly, sometimes you feel an urge to have a special kind of name for a friend of yours. Be it because they are so special to you or because the two of yous love to have a secret code, funny names for friends are always a thrill to come up with and use. Here are a few examples of unique names that we like quite a lot: 

  • Chuckles
  • Firecracker
  • Amigo
  • Rambo
  • Sherlock
  • Weirdo
  • Hot Stuff
  • Ride or Die
  • Twin
  • Golden Oldie

However, if none of our suggestions cut the cake, you can always choose one of the funny names from this here list!

#9

Mike Litoris

Man with funny name shown on TV screen, labeled as a homeowner.

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Moe Lester

Older man with glasses in a striped shirt, featured in a humorous name list.

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#15

Batman Bin Suparman

Funny name on a Singapore ID card reads "Batman Bin Suparman."

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#17

Lord Brain

Book titled "Clinical Neurology" by Lord Brain, an example of funny names, with a blue cover on a wooden table.

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Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew, recognized scientist, smiling in a professional portrait with text about her contributions.

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

Man featured in a news segment with the name "Kash Register," highlighting funny names.

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#23

Gay Neighbors

Funny names on an office nameplate reading “Gay Neighbors, Assistant to the Registrar.”

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Funny name badge for CityCab driver with ID and contact number.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Woman on a TV show with an ironic name, wearing a pink shirt, part of a humorous courtroom scene about kitten sale.

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

Wedding photo with the funny name "MacDonald-Berger" printed below the couple.

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#35

Jack Daniels

Chilean ID card with funny name "Jack Daniels," showing personal details and photo.

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#36

Christian Guy

Man being interviewed on BBC News, related to social justice, as an example of funny names.

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Notchimine Mette
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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#37

Tokyo Sexwale

A person in a suit speaking on ESPN with text overlay of a funny name.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

Candidates Mike Wiener and Thea Beaver featured in village election poster, aligning with funny names theme.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#52

Dick Seeman

Yearbook photo of a man in glasses labeled with a humorous name from the class of 1969.

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#54

B. J. Cobbledick

Yearbook portrait featuring a person with a humorous name, B.J. Cobbledick, showcasing funny names.

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#55

Dick Chapion

Newspaper article featuring a humorous name, Dick Champion, highlighted in red.

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Fire Bird
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

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#61

Hardy-Harr

A wedding announcement featuring a couple with a funny last name, Hardy-Harr.

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#62

Dr. Pornsak

Funny name sign: "Dr. Pornsak Clinic & Room for Rent" on a busy street with other colorful signs.

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#63

Jed I Knight

Cute toddler with a funny name, "Jed I Knight," in a newspaper photo.

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

parent are so stupid these day. they didn't realise what they do... i know a kid who names is james, but they wrote it Jaymz

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#67

Jack Goff

Man in a hallway featured in a top 5 list. Caption shows "Jack Goff." Funny names highlight.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Look, there's Jack Goff in the garden". – "Dude, it is 'jacking', but I cannot see anyone doing that."

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#70

Hashtag Follow

Chilean ID card with funny name "Hashtag Follow" for a baby.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am happy that I live I a country where names must be approved by the authorities. Despite the reduction in freedom that might imply.

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#73

Deja Viau

Smiling girl with funny name on a yearbook page.

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#76

Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong

Chilean ID card showing a person named Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong, illustrating funny names.

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#81

Destinee Hooker

Volleyball player featured in a collage with a focus on funny names, wearing team jerseys during matches.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Admittedly, it can be questioned whether destiny is a proper first name...destinee surely isn't.

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#82

Jurassic Park

Computer directory showing a list of funny names, including "Park, Jurassic" as Head of Group.

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#86

Chubby Cox

Vintage basketball card featuring "Chubby Cox," wearing a Kings jersey. Main keyword: Funny Names.

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#87

Speed Weed

Two serious men in a scene featuring the funny name "Speed Weed" as co-producer credit displayed.

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#98

Cookie Facey

Person named "Cookie Facey" in a car, highlighted on a news broadcast, showcasing a funny name.

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#103

Khumalo Tiny Dick

South African ID with a humorous name that is part of a funny names list.

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#106

Long - Wiwi

Newspaper clipping of Long-Wiwi engagement announcement featuring a couple. Funny names highlighted.

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#108

Uranius Johnson

Profile of football player Uranius Johnson with details like class, hometown, and position.

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Pi...
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to love the name Uranus... but after I learned how it actually sounds, I've never been able to see it the same way again. :(

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#116

Harry Hole

Framed portrait of a man with the funny name "Harry Hole" from a wall display.

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#117

Candy Cummings

Candy Cummings, famous baseball player, part of the ultimate list of funny names.

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#118

Judy Graham Swallows

Campaign sign for Judy Graham Swallows, a humorous name on display.

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#120

Crystal Coker

H&R Block business card featuring a funny name: Crystal Coker, Tax Specialist 3.

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#121

Barry Shitpeas

Text on screen displaying a funny name, Barry Shitpeas, labeled as an historian.

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Sarah Hampson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a character on a British comedy programme by Charlie Brooker

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#122

Oliver Loser

Election poster with the funny name "Oliver Loser" in a park setting.

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#125

Capt. Hyman Shocker

Man in glasses and striped shirt with funny name caption, from a documentary series.

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#129

Yolanda Squatpump

IMDb profile for Yolanda Squatpump with a list of movies, showcasing funny names.

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Steve Sharts

Baseball card featuring player with a funny name from the Scranton-Wilkes Barre Red Barons team.

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#139

B. Ruth Boring

Obituary featuring "Ruth Boring," an example of a funny name.

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Aiden Kleier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she doesn't look too boring to me. I mean she's on the newspaper for gods sake!

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#144

Sally Mangina

Woman smiling with text about her achievements; funny names theme.

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#146

Dr. Jack Kanoff

Dr. Jack Kanoff in a professional profile image, part of the funny names list.

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KALEB HESS
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This website is so depressing. We come here to waste our time but for some reason we can't even stay on the website for more than 5 minutes without cursing some idiot parent.

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#149

Jolly Mangina

"For sale sign outside Ramsey County Library with a funny name below."

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Annabelle Starnes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if Sally Mangina ( #145) And Jolly Mangina are related or married by any chance?

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#150

Mister Rambo Campos Diaz

Funny name on Costa Rican ID: Mister Rambo Campos Diaz.

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#156

Dr. Ken Hurt

Dr. Ken Hurt, an orthodontist, stands casually by a tree, smiling in a relaxed, outdoor setting.

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#159

Jackson Galaxy

Man identified as a cat behavior consultant on a TV show, with a serious expression, wearing glasses and a tie.

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Pi...
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love his channel! Some of his tips helped me understand cats better!

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#160

Tatiana Vagina

List of funny names, featuring "Vagina, Tatiana" in bold text on a document.

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#162

Dick Pound

An older man with white hair in a news interview, highlighting funny names.

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Ginny Fuchs

Flyweight boxer in action on social media profile, featuring funny name for SEO.

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The disadvantage of having a German last name in an English speaking country

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#166

Brownie Shytles

Elderly woman with funny name displayed on news screen, "Name Fail" text above.

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#167

Dr. Thomas Fister

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Peter Ubersechs

A journalist named Peter Ubersechs at an outdoor café, discussing funny names in an interview setting.

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#170

Takeshita

Athlete wearing a jersey with a humorous name at the Summer Olympics.

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Willie D'Kay
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Japanese. It's not pronounced how you think it is. It's also a very, very common family name here.

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#172

Airwrecka Mcbride

Woman featured on TV segment with a humorous name tag display.

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#174

Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh

Weightlifter Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh competing, with scores displayed. Funny names highlighted in Olympic context.

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#182

James Cokayne

Person in a suit and pink tie with a humorous name tag displayed on screen.

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Anurag Dikshit

Portrait of Anurag Dikshit with bio, known for involvement in PartyGaming, featured in an article on funny names.

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#191

Dentist Glenn Payne

"Canyon Gate Dental sign with a humorous name, Glenn Payne DDS, on a brick building facade."

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Griselle Lugo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not visit any doctor with this last name...even less a dentist! LOL!!

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#195

Bob Stoops

Coach in visor and team shirt on SportsCenter, highlighted for humorous name achievement.

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