I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

Living up to his name. :(

F.uck

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

Enjoy your meal!

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

Naturally he goes by D**k for short...

I suggest a change to the diet.

I think this is a win, not a fail.

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

No need to get agressive!

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

Quack!

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

"A taste of"...amazing.

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

"Never been married"

If lucky, one leads to the other...

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

Will he or won't he?

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

Richard! always pick Richard!

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

Bad love apparently.

Her parents are hippies.

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

Now this is revealing.

The guy so nice, they named him twice!

Is this better or worse than just being named Vagina?

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

What?

This one is fake.

And look how happy he is.

Jeremy Backhole isn't proud either.

the funny thing is that there is standing 1969!! 69

In the days when being gay meant you were happy. :)

hahaha I can't hold my laugh any longer,,, excuse me

Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

Get some Viagra for that!

Seriously???

Okay...?