Oh life. I almost thought I'd have fun

Yeah your right caterpillar!

holly cow

CROCKOGATOR: Toad, schmoad. Call yourself whatever you like; I'm calling you Snacky McSnackersons. Now git in mah bellah!!

true story

Hahaha!

This is one of the reasons I love dandelions. They're yummy too.

Aaaw! Hahahhaha

Sick but funny

Taxi driver looks like Mario

ZOMG. Mind scientifically blown to bits. So THIS is why we never see a happy snake; biologically they don't even know which end is up. Like Chris Rock as the Zebra in Madagascar when he too had a biological epiphany: "Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes??" And my own biological epiphany: "Am I just "with" stupid as the infamous T-shirt declares? Or am I actually the stupid one in this duo???" Sadly, there is proof on a near daily basis that I am not just "with" stupid but am, in fact, ate-UP with the stupidness. A check of my Permanent Record shows I think and do more stupid before breakfast than most full-time professional morons do in a lifetime.

This happened to me, just not in hell.

Hahaha

Harsh=[]

I've done this before. In middle school and freshman of high school. Made a number of upperclassmen friends this way.

When you die.he still takes your money.

hahahahah

Uphill! Both ways!! Farking kids with their fancy farking wheels and efficiencies and whatnot. It's just a fad. No way that whole "wheel" thing is gonna take off. No farking way.

That was the funniest comic I've ever read. 😂

There's always that one person. 😑

Haha, did not see that coming.

Evil!

Gah! Every effing weekend.

At least he got a high five eventually...

Is this the ending of One Piece? Lols

Haha. Genius!

S**t. If I only had treated my sims better. I am going to hell. But I dont think I am the only simsabuser

😭

soup of the day: sad man's tears

Sweet.

Me.

I get this at Xmas time I wrap all my presents for people to match my decorations then I'm sad when I have to give them away and get assorted colours and patterns that don't coordinate with my tree. I think I may have issues!!

So, so true. 😕

Har har, evil.

Hahaha

Well my cat died that way, here goes the feelings...

my head hurts

I believe it's alluding to the fact that the older man isn't happy.

The truth hurts doggo

This is slightly disturbing.

That clears the things up.

you evil man

srsly? THAT WAS AN EGG, YOU BIRD BRAIN!! (pun intended)

This describes how I was parented at times... And "taught" to swim...

Parents can be so impatient for their kids to learn

wtffff

If we made our kids these days move out at the age of 18 like they used to......

1. Treat your kids like helpless little children 2. When they turn 14, immediately expect them to act like mature adults

Asian birds

thats sad

Whose your rooster?

its still yolk birdeh

thats life

Damn