Expert level difficulty

Exactly...Jesus wasn't Anglo-Saxon.

Bill Burr wins

Back in 2017 a muslim girl got on the tram here and a woman walked up yanked off her Hijab and screamed "THIS IS DONALD TRUMP'S AMERICA NOW!". Can you even imagine? That happened here in blue as blue gets Portland Oregon.

And the sun can burn you, like them

I don't want to decapitate any Karens, but maybe just denigrate.

I sat in a parent conference once where the parent was insisting that his son not be taight anything that wasn't in the Bible - IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL - because "unless it's mentioned in the Bible it isn't true." I looked him straight in the eye and asked, "So you're telling me that George Washington didn't exist? He isn't in the Bible. What about cars and airplanes? Those aren't in the Bible either." His facial expression was priceless.

Cancel? No. Tear down memorials to traitors and exploitative colonialists who tortured and killed natives? Absolutely. Because they never should have had memorials erected to them in the first place. Ironically, the folks who are freaking out about the eradication of these monuments are often the same people who rage against teaching history the way it actually happened instead of a sanitized version that glosses over the mistreatment of others.

What would a conspiracy theorist's mind have made of it if Elvis had been brought out of hiding in 2020 to publicly get the covid vaccination?

Ironically Elon Musk stole Tesla for the original inventor/ owner….

Gotta think about your marketability before you get too involved in a societal cause.

Can we use him to replace all the statues of Robert E. Lee? Yeah? Then I'm all in!

Counts are running countries

1: me spy on brother hiding kandy 2: he leave room

You gotta fight for your right to party

Ahh, the good old days

Roommates, they were roommates.

People find a way to benefit off everything

Now, now!

This is not true btw (and it should be pretty obvious, really). It's all down to one person's error (that in any case was originally constrained to one location in England in the 13th century) that went viral a few years ago, I think actually after the original author had repudiated it. "In 1986 economist Gregory Clark wrote a working paper that (according to citers) contained this estimate. It doesn't appear he published it, but it got cited. He actually did for real publish a new paper in 2018 raising that number up to an estimate of 250-300 days. That's quite a revision!"

No doubt it also includes the sentence "I want to speak to the manager!"

You know you've f'd up when someone chisels a tablet to tell you about it.

How angry would you have to be to ETCH IT IN STONE?!

A poem about this: https://xkcd.com/2758/

I assume it was delivered through their window.

And they both look like shredded wheat cereal.

As someone who worked in customer service, in various forms, for years, I can say that most derisory comments about customers come from bad customer service agents. Most go into the field because it's a job. Many companies have no real intent to offer any kind of customer help or service. I for one, again having worked int he field, am sick of talking to people who don't listen, tired of people who don't read an email properly and just miss the point. Some customers are the pits, but there are a great many customers who get a bad deal. If you are able to resolve that problem, they're more likely to spend more with the organisation thus keeping employees in jobs.

They had Karens in Ur ?

I'm imagining the consequences...

Operation Dutch Oven?

Funny? Yes. But not funny haha funny weird

I may be a bit of a cynic, but imo that could apply to practically every country in the world.

I hope she did

Richard Gordon is the first source for this story, as told in his 1983 book "Great Medical Disasters". And even he said it took two and a half minutes, not 25 seconds. How is this ridiculous story still getting passed around? Liston was not Ash from The Evil Dead, chainsawing anything that didnt move fast enough

Makes you a little more metal

Meanwhile Australia: "Hey, can we please be independent?" Britain: "Sure, whatever, run along."

When did the US invade India?

It's completely accurate. We will never erase the damage we did to our indigenous people. Our legacy is shame and horror.

Off by about a century or so. This is the Georgian style. The first English people who rolled into America, did so during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I. Elizabethan, Georgian. Not the same. See for example season 2 of Black Adder vs. Season 3.

It always strikes me as so funny that guys will put on a funny hat and claim to speak on behalf of the gods... and people actually BELIEVE them

This is what gets crazy for me. My Oma was from Sekitsch, Yugoslavia...same as my aunts and uncles, I'm from Western Germany. None of these countries exist anymore. And Sekitsch is pretty much a dead language/dialect now, my dad can speak it but who else knows it. (I know it's not that crazy....but meh).

Missed the Ancient Rome searches

I read somewhere "Ukraine voted for a clown and got a president. The USA meanwhile ..."

Harriet Tubman, Joan of Arc, Pocahontas, Zheng Yi Sao. Had to look up spelling on the last one.

I just love Emilia’s face in the last pic.

The knights who say "Ni!"

There was also lots of booze in that thing

Grandpa's cough medicine has multiple uses

If he had a kid at 70, the kid was born in 1860. If this kid had a kid at 70, grand kid would be born in 1930 and would be 94 today. That is plausible. And probably easy to fact check.

But this meme is written using the latin alphabet.

It's like the new flip phone

I could be the tallest man in the world if I had a 5-foot (1.12345-meter) hat too.

Again, THANK YOU BP for saving me from the scary curse word 😨 I was worried /s

Time for a new signature story to share